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Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Candace White, Sister S, Babycat, Autumn Misery, Raven
Country: Canada; Effed Up Canadian Films
Language: English
Runtime: 03:00:27
Genres: Anthology-Short, Puking, Gore-Gruesome, Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanists, Pissing, Incest, Scars, Siblings, SelfHarm, BDSM, Girl-on-Girl, Drugs, Food-related disorders, Prostitutes, Porn-related (Camgirl), Misery-Mental Illness
About:
Six short films across three hours seemingly close out the Vomit Gore series and also definitively answer what happened to Raven at the end of Black Metal Veins.
A lot of the three hours here involve the actresses talking about their fucked up lives. Depending on your own personality and life experiences, some of the stuff will either come across as idiotic rambles or deeply personal. You also get to see the ravages of eight long years on the actresses from BMV, Autumn Misery and Raven.
Along with the usual ana and mia and puking, there’s a gore-splattered girl against a ton of her FB/Insta pics and well, refer the genres above. This can feel tame at times but then pick up suddenly. And of course, there’s the occasional sparkling line of dialogue such as, I would die to look like a skeleton.
i called out of work to get drunk and watch this. wasn’t worth it at all.
This shit is extremely boring, what kind of idiot would watch this for 3 hours omfg🥀🥀
Who wants to take the “Clams and Linguine Challenge?” Here’s how it works. Either make or, better still, get some take out clams and linguine and eat half of it. Next, put this film on at 02:35:35 and begin watching while you continue to eat your dinner. Let us know how you did.
Interesting more or less documentary about some girls with disturbing backgrounds that will do anything for money to survive. I didn’t even recognize Raven from “Black Metal Veins” (2012). 8 years of hard miles. The droning and looping feedback and “musical” soundscapes with the drums going off like cannons wears thin in the course of 3 hours. 3 stars.
This is good but not as good as the movies in the rest of the trilogy. I really do admire the covers of these movies, especially this one.
Fuck yeah! Babycat is the star. Poor little girl. Normally I’m into femdom but this shit makes me feel alive. Thank you EUM for proving I’m not a loser faggot. Just a loser, faggot.
this sucks ass. just anorexics and bulimia. i need some new movies to jerk off to. my favs are hostel 1, the poughskeepie tapes, the butcher 2007. i am going to watch that “grotesque” movie now, hopefully its jerkoffable.
yall are genuinely fucked in the head 😭 if u enjoy this
People say ts is bad soooo… as someone who has etomophobia LES DO ITTTT
Edit: it wont let me…
Retarted ass film
fapped to this #LOL
i genuinely hope every single faggot who enjoys these shitty retarded fucking films dies
My internet r too slow
man this blows
Hail paimon
Hail Hitler
I love reading the comments lol
i dunno, i started out watching this to test the waters of xtreme cinema. it’s pretty tame in comparison to other stuff out there. i recommend it for beginners… but i wouldn’t publicly announce u like these movies to any gore enjoyers cause you’ll sound like an edgy bitch femoid who sucks up to LV cuz u have a weird fantasy (comgirls specifically)
i was watching this drunk like what a wasteful way to waste time
a lot of Debbie Downers in the comments 😆
Those poor girls.
Hey Shawn, I know you’re reading this fruitcake. Your porn “movies” fucking suck. I also know you’re sitting there jacking off your little dick to ratchet hoes pretending to be your sister, Why do extreme horror “movies” faggots always like a girl with her head shaved? You like cock up your prolapsed asshole too? Go back to Canada you fucking canuck. Us Americans don’t fuck with ratchet hoes like you do. I’d piss on you but you’d like it too much since you also have a thing for pissing, most likely shit as well. You’re an edge lord faggot and your “movies” fucking suck. Kill yourself in Canada so us real Americans don’t have to pay the bill to haul your short fat ass off to the morgue. I don’t think we have a body shelf big enough to contain your fat ass. When you’re dead none of these drugged out nasty ass bitches will give a shit about you, just like the movie world doesn’t give a shit about you now as much as you’d like it too. You’ll always be a small time mother fucker living off the tit of the industry.
why are women who would participate in these type of movies. or do drugs, bulimia, alcohol, anorexia all look like liberals? like dumb liberals..? they all look lesbian and old, like I get its usually them. bcuz junkies usually look like that. for a reason that im not going to type bcuz its not that deep. but lucifer needs to get pretty young girls not used up hoes.
Lucifer Valentine’s work is not merely extreme cinema: it is a poetic manifesto on decay, a mirror where the body decomposes while consciousness stubbornly persists. His concept is not limited to shock value, but seeks the absolute nakedness of the human being when all solace has been stripped away. In his images, decay is not presented as death, but as persistence: remaining alive when existence has already become waste. Vomit, blood, rotting flesh: these are not grotesque ornaments, but metaphors for a rarely acknowledged truth: life rots, and yet it continues to breathe. Valentine’s brutal realism is inseparable from his lyricism. Where other directors aestheticize horror, he transforms it into an act of radical sincerity. Every frame confronts us with the failure of tenderness, with the certainty that God, too, vomited up his own creation. This vision, as bleak as it is honest, reaches a spiritual dimension: the viewer witnesses not fiction, but a descent where decay reveals its own beauty. The greatness of this work lies in its refusal to offer escape. Decay is shown unmasked, and within that suffocating truth, poetry throbs: the certainty that living is not always redemption, but the persistence of an empty body dragging itself toward its own echo.
路西法.瓦伦丁我的童年一辈子都忘不了
Marian Dora better than ds shit
Pensé que iba hacer más fuerte he vistoas fuertes esto no es nada
Candace White is ugly smh!
this dude lucifer thinks he is Pier Paolo Pasolini, also tf is wrong with these 13 y/o babies saying this is cool or whatever
buset gelo banget banh
ts is not tuff
only edgy teen girls who are “bulimic” enjoy this fucking bs and think they’re deep af
When i heard this dude actually abused people before I was not surprised, idk how anyone likes shit like this. No wonder he is called lucifer, 100% burning in hell
this isnt release enough!!!!
Ts shit is so overrated
I know he wants me to act like that, like i’m so devoted and all, and i want it very bad but i just can’t get myself to be like angela. I know im not enough, my bf needs a broken doll and i will never be it and it pains me so much. I see that vid and envy them, sorry.
Niggas in these comments r so fucking corny
why are people genuinely getting mad at the WRONG PEOPLE the comments, the problem isnt the corny 4chan kawaii bpd cornballs wannabe edgelords, its the people who genuinely get off to this stuff..
this shit is so retarded, every fan of this mf def came from tiktok and reek of “look at me im so 4chan in/femcel coded pls give me attention i have ‘bpd’ hehe i do sh for attention im so quirky :3” yea im TALKING to people like mika.. pack it up cornball🥀
I ran out of things to watch and tried this out, my short attention span cannot
a lucifer valentine movie with 3 hours, that’s fucking nuts. Fuck Lucifer Valentine
I came to Lucifer’s films for those gore fetishes but this one is kinda boring
yall are so fckn corny
why everyone saying they r 13 or 14 or shit like what abt it ur 13 so what im 13 as well this shit aint edgy is js bullshit get real nigas and watch some real shit 😛
Fuck 3 hours of this trash!