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AKA: –
Year: 2006
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Ameara LaVey (Angela Aberdeen)
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 01:10:44
Genres: Bizarre-Surreal, Puking, Gore-Gruesome, Violence against Men,
Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanism
Plot – Spoilers:
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the first in the Vomit Gore series by Lucifer Valentine. Plot-wise, there’s nothing much. This is more an hour-long surrealistic project featuring closeups of sexual violence against mostly women intercut disturbingly with some VHS-type footage of a little girl.
It sort of centers around a teen runaway and former stripper Angela Aberdeen who couldn’t hold her job and is now a bulimic hooker in a downward spiral. As the movie progresses and Angela talks about herself, you figure the happy sunny kid must be her and serves to heighten Angela’s degeneration. The cameraman appears to be some sort of sadistic serial killer who executes (as he calls it) other hookers though there is another theory that these are all Angela’s hallucinations brought on by her extreme bulimia.
There are plenty of short scenes of violence and puke including:
A woman being stabbed in the eyes which are later gouged out
Carving and peeling the skin off a woman’s face
A woman having her arm amputated and some dark humor introduced instantly
A chubby bulimic guy using the severed arm to induce a puke and then collecting it in a beer mug and drinking it in a loop
Women bathed in blood and puking blood
The chubby guy’s head sawn off and his brains eaten
Random: The lead actress Ameara LaVey (real name Brandy Petrie) was shot dead last year in a double homicide.
Vomit Gore Trilogy/Series:
1. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
2. ReGOREgitated Sacrifice (2008)
3. Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010)
4. Prequel – Black Mass of the Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)
This guy couldn’t direct his way out of a paper bag. Horrible film??? If you want to call it that. Not going to get that hour back of my life.
duré 25 min. No por el gore si no por que es aburridiiiisima, no sé como salieron entregas posteriores de tal basura.
Nooooo
i fucking hate this movie, there was no point, no plot. GO FUCK YOURSELF LV ALL YOUR MOVIES ARE THE SAME GET A REAL JOB
nya ichi ni san nya arigato!!
Really fucking disgusting y’all tbh this is just disgusting and I’m so happy Lucifer valentine stop doing this cus tf… 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah i like it baby
Dear God this is stupid. What’s with the insane amounts of flash?? The kid on TV and then randomly cutting to “torture” scenes???? The terrible sound effects to make it “satanic”????? This isn’t disturbing, this is boring.
cagada sin sentido putos todos
imbeciles gonorrea mamawebos
This the type of movie made for secret Phsyco’s. I skimmed through just to see if something different was going to happen it I have to start trusting the authors description cause it was definitely spot on.
Wait, I’m confused. Who was the killer in this movie? Was it the chubby guy who was drinking the puke, the blonde guy who had his brain cut out and eaten, or was it the guy in the orange baseball cap who was eating the blonde guy’s brains? Or were they all the killers? Who was the person who was recording the “executions”? And where was Satan in this movie?
WOW!! Talk about a visceral Fucking masterpiece!! “Suffering for art,” has an entirely new fucking meaning!!
I woud have to be seriously fucked up on LSD to find this a little disturbing. But being straight watching this, it’s only boring and gross. Ok, maybe we can say that Hank has solid puking skills but that’s it.
What started as something that seemed it was made for the director’s own pleasures, turning out to be an arthouse horror masterpiece.
borinf as fuuuck. cool art on the cover though it’s a waste
One of the most boring films I’ve ever forced myself to sit through. I kept checking the time every few minutes.
At one point there’s a naked chick holding a machete. That’s pretty cool. And I guess I did laugh at trying to make a one armed girl play guitar. Still doesn’t make the movie worth watching.
Clearly another non-movie experience where some mates have got together with a cheap camcorder to try and make a shocking home video. A few minutes of it was enough for me.
Jebo me dan kad sam pogledo ovo govno od filma. Dosla mi riba i kao ajde da gledamo neki film i bas od svih mogucih filmova ja izaberem ovo sranje nevidjeno. Najgori film koji sam gledao u zivotu i najdosadniji definitivno. A za producenta zelim mu sve najgore u zivotu majku mu jebem satanisticku. Keva mu je razjebana od kurca jebo sam mu sestru dok su svirali ukulele i igram u havaji kosuljici dok mu je keva u kovcegu bacim kovceg u more nema izlaza protresem ga i jebem mu kevu.
I’m glad that fucking retard Lucifer Valentine has stopped making movies.
Suck a pretty girl getting her brains fucked and puked out, I can’t help but feel so aroused by it, I wish I could be in her shoes… i wanna be abused
the main character was cute, but the movie was literally at a level of high school drama production.
this shit was so fucking boring but still i wanted to watch it all.it’d be better if he put more gore scenes and i hope that his other movies will be a bit better since im watching them all.
Honestly when the gore scenes came on I didn’t even reacted because I thought it was nothing till like a few moments later I realized lol
Ok, Just gotta say that this is fucked up. And I don’t know why this shit wasn’t banned. It’s not because f the vomit ,It’s because IT DOESNT MAKE FUCKING SENSE. They took this for the sake of being disgusting FOR THE SAKE OF BEING DIGUSTING. Lucifer Valentine already had allegations of him being a “Pedophile” and a Rapist”. Lucifer Valentine go suck dick for once and get a real girlfriend you fucking monster.
this is disgusting. the creator of this movie abused all of his actors to live out his weird ass fetishes. i need to throw up, but now im scared to
Never seen anything this boring.
Thanks for uploading anyways, but this is just shit.
Couldn’t watch more than 10 minutes.
So uninteresting that I got bored and started jerking off
i actually really like this move!!
What a load of crap! I’m way too sober for whatever the hell this is. Too confused to be disturbed, I just want a normal film but with sick, twisted and vile stuff. Watch this for 25 minutes 0/10 except good eye stabbing bit
This movie was so hard to watch… because it’s so motherfucking boring. Theres no plot or story line its just a bunch of “artsy” poorly editted clips of vomitting and torture and crying. It’s hard to even see most of the gore from the piss poor editing. I’ll give it points for the comit scenes they were very nasty and well done and some of the only shots that weren’t butchered in editting. I’d only watch this if you’re trying to avoid eating for an hour. 2/10
bro i love this movie so much!!
Cringe
werid film. 😭 edited like a porno vid for people with vomit fetishes
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SHIT IM ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP
Watching SVD felt like an exercise in madness and depravity.
Naturally, I had to give it a try.
I found it to be mostly gross and boring.
Any pre-tense of narrative or structure should be swiftly abandoned prior to viewing.
Good luck to anyone reading these words and finding themselves still keen on proceeding.
My next step, SVD 2.
this was sickening
people actually found this disturbing? It’s incredibly boring..
fucked up
this “movie” is actuallty great for grosspo if you want to starve.
Canada gave the world luckier Valentine…..It also gave the world Jordan Peterson.
I’ve watch many disturbing movies but this one is meh, doesn’t make much sense at all and too much going on, gore isn’t very well made either
buckle my cock
Holy hell that’s disturbing
This movie Was boring all it did was make me feel sick because it was just a bunch of people making themselves throw up which I herd the vomit was real. It made me feel very nauseous watching this but other than that I was bored. Through I have seen far worse both in real life and movies too a Serbian film is better and I hate that movie because it’s so overdone.
this movie is literally just a porno there’s no goddamn plot jfc, absolute waste of time
seriously wtf is this movie. it tries SO hard to have some kind of ‘shock factor’ with all the distorted voices and cut scenes that have the saturation filter on BLAST. honestly not worth the watch, save yourself an hour and 10 minutes lol
Holy shit, this is stupid. If you want to watch a few nude girls puking occasionally and then an hour long close up of a girl’s face then have at it. Not disturbing, just a stupid movie.
the editing really takes away from Henry’s “performance” a straight shot would’ve been more effective
umm…expectations low – not disappointed.
too much naked lady, need more throwed uop…