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AKA: –
Year: 2006
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Ameara LaVey (Angela Aberdeen)
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 01:10:44
Genres: Bizarre-Surreal, Puking, Gore-Gruesome, Violence against Men,
Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanism
Plot – Spoilers:
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the first in the Vomit Gore series by Lucifer Valentine. Plot-wise, there’s nothing much. This is more an hour-long surrealistic project featuring closeups of sexual violence against mostly women intercut disturbingly with some VHS-type footage of a little girl.
It sort of centers around a teen runaway and former stripper Angela Aberdeen who couldn’t hold her job and is now a bulimic hooker in a downward spiral. As the movie progresses and Angela talks about herself, you figure the happy sunny kid must be her and serves to heighten Angela’s degeneration. The cameraman appears to be some sort of sadistic serial killer who executes (as he calls it) other hookers though there is another theory that these are all Angela’s hallucinations brought on by her extreme bulimia.
There are plenty of short scenes of violence and puke including:
A woman being stabbed in the eyes which are later gouged out
Carving and peeling the skin off a woman’s face
A woman having her arm amputated and some dark humor introduced instantly
A chubby bulimic guy using the severed arm to induce a puke and then collecting it in a beer mug and drinking it in a loop
Women bathed in blood and puking blood
The chubby guy’s head sawn off and his brains eaten
Random: The lead actress Ameara LaVey (real name Brandy Petrie) was shot dead last year in a double homicide.
Vomit Gore Trilogy/Series:
1. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
2. ReGOREgitated Sacrifice (2008)
3. Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010)
4. Prequel – Black Mass of the Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)
WTF did i watch? WTF did i watch it?
this movie fucking sucked, lucifer valentine is a rapist pedophile, twink abuser cuck and killer, anyone who says that they like the movie is either an edgy teen cutting his wrists or a 40 year old musty stinking micro penised gooner loser
This shit is so fucking boring i had to play block blast while watching. People who say that they like this are just trying to be edgy because there is no way you actually enjoy this. And I’m not saying that it’s the gore that makes this movie bad, it’s the “plot” (there is no way that there’s a story be so fucking for real) that makes it unwatchable. “Gore is interesting!!!” type of film. I want everyone who liked this to be ran over by a car.
AirplaneLovr21 out!!!
as someone who has never been “scared” of movies, or shit like this. This is the ONE movie I will never watch again. I have a very weak stomach and i nearly threw up a good 20 times. Not even is this movie traumatizing its just blatantly shitty. It has NO story, horrible editing (which im assuming is purposeful) no explanation for anything, nauseating filters, ect. A man vomits into a cup, and proceeds to drink it for at least 3-4 minutes. Obviously, being told not to is just one more reason to watch this shit; but genuinely DONT fucking watch this movie.
LUCIFER VALENTINE NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH UR VOMIT PORN U TALENTLESS SICKO
14yos who say this is their fav movie just give me the “gore is intresting!” vibes. this shit is just boring ,if you gen enjoy this you just have no taste. go watch a gore mixtape with some badass metal music in the bg if you wanna be so edgy, theyre way more interesting than whatever this is.
this is ass. unwatchable. black metal veins is the only worthwhile thing LV has ever done.
I didn’t watch it here, but it’s so fucking disgusting. The most disgusting scene is when the dude puke into another dude’s head… WTF
i fuck with ts
(this) heavy🙏😎
pelicula qlia mala xddd
Dude I probably could do a better editing job than these fucks holy hell the Capcut shake effect is annoying as hell
This shit sucks.
Nvm fuck ts 🙏
So nobody gonna talk abt how the lead actress was shot dead in a double homocide?? Like its not apart of the story yet after reading that lil bit in the description i actually felt sick. But imma finish this because im bored
I came with low expectations…what a piece of shit
Does anyone know where to get it in Spanish?
This movie sucked just disturbing/ddisgusting and very offensive not even scary this is bullshit
honestly just feels like lobotomycore or something not very enjoyable lmao
honestly there’s a vision … it just pisses me off that his dumbass fetish gets in the way of it all. the editing style, and sometimes even the visuals, are quite striking in the best way possible lol. maybe it’s just because of my experimental taste in media but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this ever since i first watched it
very cool movie!! the first 10min were boring but then i got more used to the vibe and enjoyed the rest of the time. i just wish that they would’ve showed more scenes with the chink lady who’s face was ripped of (ig she was asian idk) however the actors are sooo good and the bodies look so real! i’ve recently been trying to get away from irl murder footages to fictional movies bc it is not illegal and this movie was just what i’ve been hoping to find. 10/10
Lucifer must be retarded cuz what the fucj is this
You can say what you want about this movie but Ameara LaVey looks fucking hot
bye LV tryna be edgy :sob::sob
The weirdest part abt this movie is the cuts of the girl as a child in between the sex scenes. Sorry, feels weirdly pedophilic. That’s the only “disturbing” part about this entire thing.
That fat guy’s tryna make some honey or smth
it was kinda boring, you can tell they put all the budget into the making the body look realistic than the editing. I’m crying laughing, the effect they used to make it look handheld is literally just the shake effect in Capcut [skull emoji]
boring mid asf; heard about the trilogy in insta reels the way its edited is so retarded crying emoji
This movie looks great
wtf was this?! just full of puking, weird shit, boobs and gore… all edited together like a beginner’s movie project done in windows movie maker or some shit…
awesome movie, totally recommend it
this is bullshit
Ok but the part where the dude started vomiting into the dead dude’s head was so goofy I’m sorry.
wish me luck chat I’m watching the entire series out of pure boredom with a monster energy and a bag of popcorn 🙏
Great movies. My 3 year-old son love this. Gonna replace Cocomelon with this series
smash
boring !!
ik that bitch pussy was rank this shit sucked mega snooze fest
Bgl chato da porra
this shit felt like i just got lobotomized
Tf is this stupid lame ass crap I had to skip some parts it’s insanely boring
kinda boring i fell asleep so i didnt really watch, it made me gag tho, but really disturbing overall.
sooooo boring dawg
Lucifer Valentine is a stupid, egdy Satanist, faggot twat. All Satanist Are Pedophilic, demented, autistic, bastards. They all deserve a mass beating, and be disemboweled alive. Then have their dead bodies loaded with explosives and blow up every Satanic church there is.
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Lucifer valentine hijo de puta espero que te caigas en la ducha, tu película es una mierda igual que todo lo que haces
heard people say this movie is disturbing. mid to be honest… boring as fuck and overrated
okay.. jumping into the movie i’ve been meaning to watch since i was 11. hope it provokes some kind of visceral or emotional reaction from me
I’m a 14 year old boy but this movie is more delicious and fun to watch if you eat it with your meals. I love this movie.
I love her films this is my favorite vomit Gore trilogy series i hope she’s making a new film
I may not like A Serbian Film but at least that film had a plot
Shawn Fedorchuk can’t make a movie for shit. Could you imagine being 52 year old and calling yourself Lucifer Valentine? What a retard