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AKA: –
Year: 2006
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Ameara LaVey (Angela Aberdeen)
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 01:10:44
Genres: Bizarre-Surreal, Puking, Gore-Gruesome, Violence against Men,
Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanism
Plot – Spoilers:
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the first in the Vomit Gore series by Lucifer Valentine. Plot-wise, there’s nothing much. This is more an hour-long surrealistic project featuring closeups of sexual violence against mostly women intercut disturbingly with some VHS-type footage of a little girl.
It sort of centers around a teen runaway and former stripper Angela Aberdeen who couldn’t hold her job and is now a bulimic hooker in a downward spiral. As the movie progresses and Angela talks about herself, you figure the happy sunny kid must be her and serves to heighten Angela’s degeneration. The cameraman appears to be some sort of sadistic serial killer who executes (as he calls it) other hookers though there is another theory that these are all Angela’s hallucinations brought on by her extreme bulimia.
There are plenty of short scenes of violence and puke including:
A woman being stabbed in the eyes which are later gouged out
Carving and peeling the skin off a woman’s face
A woman having her arm amputated and some dark humor introduced instantly
A chubby bulimic guy using the severed arm to induce a puke and then collecting it in a beer mug and drinking it in a loop
Women bathed in blood and puking blood
The chubby guy’s head sawn off and his brains eaten
Random: The lead actress Ameara LaVey (real name Brandy Petrie) was shot dead last year in a double homicide.
Vomit Gore Trilogy/Series:
1. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
2. ReGOREgitated Sacrifice (2008)
3. Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010)
4. Prequel – Black Mass of the Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)
the sound ruins it all honestly, just loud as shit
does not live up to the hype
I can’t say much about L.Vs’s movies, I watched this whole series while high on dissociatives, so I remember everything being more complex than it probably was—from the bits and pieces I remember, being that intoxicated.
I like it ! I’m rewatching it for the first time in months and I’m now realizing how kind of boring it is but it’s very interesting ^^
This movie is suck
this movie is fucking ass
only watched for Brandi. RIP babygirl <3
this movie is so borning I couldn’t get through 5 minutes of it
So fucking boring oh my god
I watched it for all the hype but it’s SO boring it’s painful to watch not because it’s scary but because it’s painfully boring! there is no plot it’s just a lot of fetish and the only way you’d enjoy this is either you’re into these weird fetish shit or you are convincing yourself to like it so you’ll feel edgy but accept it it’s just “aesthetics”, bcs it’s bad lmao
sorry but i literally couldn’t get through 5 minutes of this shit. it’s just ridiculous. like.. literally what the fuck?? it’s not even like avant-garde or something like that, it’s just weird and boring and shitty. i won’t actually rate it because i haven’t watched the full thing but at least from what i’ve seen 1 star.
Lucifer Valentine is certainly living up to his fucking name, huh?
SMH
HOLY MOTHER OF FIRES THIS SHIT IS MAKING MY STOMACH DUTCH BRAID ITSELF I’M ACTUALLY GOING INSANE WHAY THE FLIP
this is the weirdest “movie” I have ever seen. I don’t even know what brought me here and to watch this bullshit. But… I regret every second of it. I’m so weirded out and uncomfortable and I don’t even know what the fuck I just watched. I genuinely wish that the guy who wrote the script just gets fucked up in life and never knows true happiness. There’s like actually such weird shit going on. and that weird ass child that randomly spawns also pmo. Like im just tryna goon and that child comes outta anywhere. that whole thing was just fucking weird. whoever watches this or whoever came to watch this is a fucking retard. and just turn it off. my boyfriend cheats on me btw
gen so boring
don’t watch this movie if you’re looking for something actually disturbing. it’s some hot ASS and a waste of time 💔
Didn’t really watch it but it is honestly so shit eventhough I only saw parts of it, it is boooooring and truly unwatchable
우와 내가 유일한 한국인인가?
Folks will watch ANYTHING
bro whatever you do don’t miss with the eyeball 🥀💔
genuinely what’s wrong with half of the fucking people on this site, i keep seeing people talk about rapists and serial killers and all that as if they’re “silly cars humans!! x33” or some “dream partner!!” holy fucking shit, like actually take a minute to think and let this sink in, you’re an actual living human being. this site makes me wanna put a shotgun up to my mouth and blow the trigger
Perché chiamarlo film? Una sequenza di scene buttate lì e basta..la parte “morale” è la bambina..probabilmente il regista sta raccontando la storia di qualcuna che ha vissuto da vicino, tipo una sorella.. mescolando perversioni e traumi infantili da lui subiti…
I hate lucifer valentine with all my being. this human should die slowly and painfully and everyone who enjoy its movies should go hang themselves too. those people doesnt deserve to breathe and if i could id strangle every single of you sluts until you die.
by far the most retarded and boring and stupid and just fucking stupid and dumbest thing i’ve ever seen.
can’t fucking believe i forced myself to sit through the whole thing expecting something.
just a total waste of time and memory capacity.
just fucking retarded.
not in the least tiniest littlest fucking bit entertaining or anything at all.
like ai slop (it’s not ai, but it gives me the same reaction type of thing i mean).
i legitimately just sat here with the blankest deadest expression through the entire fucking thing. that was just fucking retarded.
i can’t even think of anything to say except “retarded.”
i can’t express how retarded this is. im just pissed off now. that was actually that retarded.
i do not understand the “hype” or whatever on this AT ALL. it is just “plain retardism” in my head, that’s it. that’s all i have to say about it. just retarded waste of space.
ts lowkey turned me on i cumed too this 2times
who wanfs to goon wif me
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه كسم هيج فلم عفت السادس وعفت الاحياء واجيت اتابعه لان سمعت بي اقوى فلم رعب ف كلت اشوف ياهو احسن من رعب السادس
Boring and trash
wish me luck watching this for frst time
One piece pacing. Just plain boring to watch, you can tell the guy who made this also thought this was cool and edgy.
ben bunun aynısını yaparım
I appreciated the last 10 minutes
Es una mierda de película, en mi opinión es mejor la de ReGOREgitate Sacrifice por lo menos es mejor si se trata de ver abuso y humillación, fielmente lo único incomodo de ver es la escena del tipo que se traga su vomito pero quitando eso de lado es una total basura, esto viniendo de una adolescente que se droga y se corta, eh visto cosas mejores, parece un video mal echo de terror analógico de YouTube. (la escena donde le quitan los ojos a la chica parece sacada de un VHS FNAF, se que no es así pero eso pensé cuando vi la escena) 2/10
cool holy fuck the blood is hot
bune sikimdirik bir sey sizin aponuzu sikeyim
i guess bro
I love the blood it’s so hot
omg this is so ass, why do people hype this up?
just loud asf for no reason😭
I actually liked this film. I love amera lavey, thats what got me. She was such a kind girl that got sucked up into this retards movies. RIP amera. Fuck you lucifer valentine, i would jerk off to these movies if the creator wasnt such a fucking retard that wasnt an actual murderer and pedophile.
I like some of Lucifer Valentine’s other films like “Black Metal Veins” (2012) and “The Angela Chapters” (2020) but this one didn’t work for me. It’s an avant-garde experimental reel showing off his gore effects with some girls that will literally do anything for drugs. This film is the equivalent to John & Yoko’s “music” on the “Two Virgins” (1968) album. 1 and a half stars.
A fine film of class and distinction. Biggest Oscar snub ever.
Achei que centopeia humana seria melhor, enfim, eu vou assistir e depois irei comentar aq minha opinião ^^
Quero ver bastante cocozinho <3
Shawn Fedorchuk beloved
This shitiass film is trash, the gore sems to be made with stop motion, and its just vomit, the porn is bad and if you take out the distortion in the audio you get a bad acting
I heard everyone say “don’t watch it its bad” ive seen better movies this is vomit. The plot is ass there to many people were not introduced to and wtf? just get better.
This movie is just boring as hell, this is supposed to be a movie? Its fucking trash
kinda just boring lame gore not much plot, just raping and assaulting people.
Lucifer Valentine’s work is not merely extreme cinema: it is a poetic manifesto on decay, a mirror where the body decomposes while consciousness stubbornly persists. His concept is not limited to shock value, but seeks the absolute nakedness of the human being when all solace has been stripped away. In his images, decay is not presented as death, but as persistence: remaining alive when existence has already become waste. Vomit, blood, rotting flesh: these are not grotesque ornaments, but metaphors for a rarely acknowledged truth: life rots, and yet it continues to breathe. Valentine’s brutal realism is inseparable from his lyricism. Where other directors aestheticize horror, he transforms it into an act of radical sincerity. Every frame confronts us with the failure of tenderness, with the certainty that God, too, vomited up his own creation. This vision, as bleak as it is honest, reaches a spiritual dimension: the viewer witnesses not fiction, but a descent where decay reveals its own beauty. The greatness of this work lies in its refusal to offer escape. Decay is shown unmasked, and within that suffocating truth, poetry throbs: the certainty that living is not always redemption, but the persistence of an empty body dragging itself toward its own echo.
A top 5 film for me. I just fucking adore the surrealist style and how much of an attack on the senses this film is. Y’know the term ‘eye candy’? This film is eye smelling salts. This film gives me something no other films have (besides other films by the director).