Undocumented (2010)

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Avg Rating: 3.9 / 5. Voted: 32

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AKA:
Directed by: Chris Peckover
Starring: Alona Tal (Liz), Scott Mechlowicz (Travis), Kevin Weisman (Jim), Greg Serano (Davie), Peter Stormare (Z), Yancey Arias (Alberto), Noah Segan (Klaus)
Country: USA, Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:36:09
Genres: Racism, Captivity-Kidnapping, Gruesome, Torture

Plot – Spoilers:
A group of Americans are in Mexico to film a documentary they believe will be the next big thing. And it might well be, as the idea is to follow a batch of Mexicans as they try to illegally enter the US.

After successfully using a drug tunnel to cross the border, the group are soon captured by a vigilante bunch who claim to be patriots out to make illegal immigration an unattractive option.

Being Americans, the filmmakers are given the privilege of standing behind the camera, rather than in front of it.

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Eevie
Eevie
September 6, 2021 11:41 pm

Is this what Muricans watch before Trump rallies? :p

Badmoviejoe
Badmoviejoe
Reply to  Eevie
September 7, 2021 1:34 pm

Do you have any idea how many children from Mexico are sold into sex slavery in San Diego and LA? BUT yes Americans who want boarder security just hate Mexicans. That makes more sense. Enjoy that terrorist attack new Zealand.

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Badmoviejoe
September 8, 2021 5:13 am

Da Fuck are you on about? Triggered much? I was trying to be funny. Hell.

meowmeow
meowmeow
Reply to  Eevie
September 10, 2021 1:32 am

Don’t mind him, Americans are like the Short Men of the world, at the slightest perceived infraction they go nuts and demand respect, just pat them on the head and make them feel big and they’ll go back to their guns and giant cars and all other manner of compensations.

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  meowmeow
September 12, 2021 11:56 pm

Ha! You are not wrong.

Cat_Killer
Cat_Killer
Reply to  meowmeow
September 19, 2021 5:15 pm

Then why is it you copy everything we do? Our movies? Our music? Our fashion? Our expressions? YOU, shitbag, have American Penis Envy!! lulz!!

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Cat_Killer
September 22, 2021 3:55 am

Who is “you”? My country flies by its own flag. Like the rest of the world, we view the US as a bloody joke!

STCHRKLPSN
STCHRKLPSN
Reply to  Cat_Killer
November 26, 2021 10:59 am

Hahaha everytime so funny when another proud american has to underline how great america is while the country is going more and more down
But i can understand would also be fd up when i realize my country is full of brainless trash
Disgusting arrogance and swinging flags and rifles around are the only things you americans own undeniable the worlds championship haha

Caleb
Caleb
Reply to  meowmeow
October 25, 2021 3:13 am

You just mad we have more than you it’s okay ????

Lil' Lisa
Lil' Lisa
Reply to  Caleb
November 26, 2021 8:25 pm

Based AF and absolutely correct.

Lots of jealous Euro-trash kiddies on here.

They’re too funny.

hehehehehe!

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Badmoviejoe
September 8, 2021 10:13 am

”Enjoy” and ”Terrorist Attack” should never be used in the same sentence, unless u are an actual terrorist. I dont think u are one of them, but u are a fucked up individual for wishing an attack on any country. That is just unforgivable. Now go and blow yourself up.

Annihilist
Annihilist
Reply to  Badmoviejoe
September 11, 2021 3:34 am

Fuck off yankee-doodle-dipshit. Trump and his buddy Epstein trafficked kids more times than you fucked your sister. That is to say: MANY, MANY times. You’re making all of us here in the US look like complete morons by falling for that xenophobic horseshit pushed by our govt. Grow up.

Jimmy Mac
Jimmy Mac
Reply to  Annihilist
September 19, 2021 5:20 pm

How about you drop dead, you nasty-ass mattress stain?

Hmmm?

Repugnant childish cunt….

noCPR
noCPR
Reply to  Badmoviejoe
February 9, 2022 5:39 am

I was with you until you brought up the terrorist attack. Ik it’s been a couple years but that’s actually fucked up to say

tonyelmono
tonyelmono
September 7, 2021 8:05 am

Even though this movie is over ten years old, it still has quite an impact. Thanks again EUM for the great flicks.

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  tonyelmono
September 20, 2021 10:31 pm

Wow! Amidst an army of international, keyboard warriors enjoying their virtual, sissy slugfest, you come along and ruin it by calmly making an observation relevant to the movie! What is this world fucking coming to!

tonyelmono
tonyelmono
Reply to  MR BRIMSTONE
September 22, 2021 4:57 am

Well put.

fred fat
fred fat
September 7, 2021 10:30 pm

a good trump video

Ophilia
Ophilia
Reply to  fred fat
September 9, 2021 9:11 pm

agree

Annihilist
Annihilist
Reply to  Ophilia
September 11, 2021 3:42 am

happy 9/11, numbnuts.

Annihilist
Annihilist
Reply to  fred fat
September 11, 2021 3:38 am

Not as good as the movies Trump made with Epstein and Clinton, right? The three amigos of pedos. If you came face to face with an illegal you’d shit yourself you coward. Now fuck off back to your rathole.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Annihilist
September 12, 2021 10:00 am

Talking about pedos and politics will always divide ppls opinions, hence the arguments here. Never mind the fact that this film has nothing to do with either. But wtf, kids will play regardless.

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Annihilist
September 22, 2021 3:57 am

Truth!

The White Horseman
The White Horseman
September 8, 2021 5:52 pm

There’s a difference between legal and illegal.

Fart Lover
Fart Lover
Reply to  The White Horseman
January 4, 2022 7:07 am

really?

gottago
gottago
September 9, 2021 3:57 am

movie sucked, unbelievable characters, shitty story, but yeah you trump-ettes and nazi shit heads otta love it, probably make your inbred offspring sit down and watch it with ya.

James
James
Reply to  gottago
September 12, 2021 4:07 pm

fuck off and die, you green-haired leftist faggot. You haven’t a clue as to just how hated you and your kind are. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. I would, however gladly put a boot to your pencil neck.

Cham
Cham
Reply to  James
September 12, 2021 5:46 pm

Triggered hahaha

gottago
gottago
Reply to  Cham
September 16, 2021 2:58 am

sounds like someone got their tiny balls in a knot…. do you know how to untie your shoes? they need to build the wall around you nitdicks & leave us humans alone.

GottaGoIsAFaggot
GottaGoIsAFaggot
Reply to  gottago
September 19, 2021 4:52 pm

Got balls on your mind, you cunt-faced faggot?

Who you gonna suck off tonight? Your Daddy?

Human my ass. You’re nothing but scum. I hope you choke to death on the next dick you swallow.

ShitPie
ShitPie
Reply to  GottaGoIsAFaggot
September 22, 2021 3:28 am

Typical american too stupid to realize the rest of the world see’s you as the retarded ginger stepchild nobody wants around. Too fucking busy bickering over completely irrelevant bullshit to see your getting ass raped by your own government. Have fun getting your butt stretched by uncle sam inbred redneck.

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  ShitPie
September 22, 2021 3:59 am

THANK YOU!!!!! Haha such truth to your statement.

This one might irk a few people
This one might irk a few people
Reply to  ShitPie
November 4, 2021 11:08 pm

It’s funny to watch the dipshit who spells “sees” with an apostrophe, as if someone’s sight has ownership, or needs to be punctuated, call someone retarded for their citizenship. It’s even funnier watching them insult Americans while watching a terrible American b-movie.

“Americans are retarded. I’ve seen all of their movies, trust me, I know.”

What an obsessive faggot. Not only do you seek out and consume all of our media, you even go for the bottom of the barrel offerings; so clearly bored of the literal thousands of hours you’ve already spent watching American movies and tv shows.

I know escapism must be extremely popular in whatever didgeridoo, neutralized/neutralizing, backwards/backwoods, gay-loving/gay-killing, muslim-infested, street-shitting, sewer-huffing, mongol(oid)ian shit-hole you reside in that makes you so insecure about your nationality that you have to blame a country that, in all likelihood, foots at least some of your living expenses (medical bills for late-stage AIDS, I presume).

The funny thing is that America, being the most powerful and influential country in the world, uses its government to not only rape its own citizens, but.. guess what! It’s raping your country, too! Doesn’t matter whether you’re from some bleak, black-and-white in real life, authoritarian hellscape in Eastern Europe, or some ass-smelling, lava-drinking, monkey-eating, perpetual basement country in South America, the good ol’ U-S-of-A gives you funding, and then mocks, bullies, and belittles you mercilessly, while your leaders speak with whatever faggoty accent they have, like some fruity, amalgamous Oliver Twist, begging for more.

So, how’s that feel? Not only aren’t you important enough to be one of us chosen Americans, but you get to be raped by our government, too, sans the benefit of living here! We get the freedoms, you get to watch us have them, and then be mad about it, from some place where the roaches are undoubtedly bigger than your penis.

Keep watching our movies, man! One day you might suck enough street sweeper dick to save enough rupees to ride a camel to the shore, and then swim your frail ass over here. That is, if the HIV don’t get you first.

Bruce S Cunningham
Bruce S Cunningham
Reply to  This one might irk a few people
November 11, 2021 10:49 am

That was poetry, thank you!

STCHRKLPSN
STCHRKLPSN
Reply to  This one might irk a few people
November 26, 2021 11:23 am

Most powerful country aha thats why you had to fly into space from russia because the great government isnt able to do it by itself
Lucky for you that a man like musk (born in southafrika) established spacex and you dont have to suck putins cock anymore for a flight into space
By the way the chinese army also would fuck ur mighty country in its ass because a castrated cat has more balls than u
But thats the way it is americans are like 16 year old spoiled chicks during their period
Peace

Lil' Lisa
Lil' Lisa
Reply to  STCHRKLPSN
November 26, 2021 8:32 pm

My Dude… the is the most based thing I’ve read in a long, long time.

Like my BF always says – FAFO.

(fuck around and find out)

Valuable info
Valuable info
Reply to  STCHRKLPSN
December 2, 2021 4:55 am

I cannot even begin to fathom the levels of stupidity it must take for you to think that you just figuratively dismantled America’s entire power structure by saying that for the last ten years they’ve only sent people to space from Russia. I am genuinely thunder-struck. You have to be the dumbest motherfucker coming up the block.

And THEN you go: “China’s army could totally fuck America up!”

Bitch you’re not even Chinese. That’s like boasting about some guy who lives down the street from you. Stop bragging about your neighbor’s car and get your own, you loser.
Your neighbor’s car isn’t even that nice, anyway. Toddlers built that shit in a sweatshop.

This is literally the problem with the world. YOU are stupid. No one tells you because the western world has decided it’s not nice to remind intellectually inferior people that they have no place in thoughtful conversation. But you need to be reminded, nay, told constantly, how dumb your are. You are a dial-tone. No one listens when you talk. Strangers you encounter realize within 8 seconds what you are. And then they tune you out, like the rest of the world does whenever a dumb person enters the conversation.

Yes, you’re allowed to post here. Yes, you’re allowed to jump into a thread you have no business being in and make a complete ass of yourself for no reason other than literally acting the same exact way you claim Americans act, and then hating them for it (while still watching even the worst of our movies).

But the truth is: you don’t belong here. And whenever you talk to anyone above the “Forrest Gump” line on the intellect scale, your physiology is going to do everything it can to remind you that you’re inferior. That lump you get in the back of your throat and the acid you taste on your tongue is your subconscious’ way of telling you to run, and get out of there before you’re exposed for what you really are. And the queasiness in your stomach and the sweat on your forehead is your DNA telling you that it’s seen this scenario before, and it never works out for people like you. Dozens of generations of profoundly stupid and likely incestuous great grandfathers shooting their stupid-people jizz into their sister-mothers have all led up to this one shining moment where you go “HURRR DURR amerika arent even strong, they b like riding to the moon with russian people.”

Every person that sees your comment, whether they love or hate America, is going to leave this page thinking to themselves “..that guy should probably go back to school.” You don’t belong in intellectual circles. You don’t even belong in impolite conversation. You’re supposed to be tilling the fields, or pulling people like me around in a rickshaw, you faggot.

Now respond back to this comment with “triggered” and then walk away thinking you just did a mic drop.

Mike the Tramp
Mike the Tramp
Reply to  Valuable info
December 2, 2021 12:42 pm

Oh my fucking lawddd. That was hilarious and I’m not even American.

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  Valuable info
April 21, 2022 4:31 am

Fucking brutal! THAT was some vintage, 90’s flame war destruction of the poor foe’s psyche right there! I sincerely salute!

STCHRKLPSN
STCHRKLPSN
Reply to  Valuable info
April 21, 2022 4:57 pm

lol triggered

Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan
Reply to  Valuable info
April 21, 2022 11:53 pm

Can I get the paperback version please?

Fag
Fag
Reply to  GottaGoIsAFaggot
November 2, 2021 7:48 am

If u don’t like dick just say so, no need to be such a bitch about it

Vinnypoo
Vinnypoo
Reply to  Fag
June 20, 2022 7:46 am

Ya right

Bruce S Cunningham
Bruce S Cunningham
Reply to  gottago
November 11, 2021 10:53 am

I will take that as a sign this a movie that I must see, now! Thank you!

Markus Areaus
Markus Areaus
September 19, 2021 4:54 pm

The Leftist need to be exterminated… When can we begin?

ASAP!!!

lol
lol
November 18, 2021 12:52 am

lol

Glum.Sullen
Glum.Sullen
December 18, 2021 11:02 pm

Anyone who starts a political conversation on a site dedicated to watching movies is a gigantic faggot.

Jakamo
Jakamo
Reply to  Glum.Sullen
December 18, 2021 11:57 pm

^Are you calling yourself names? Seeing the post you made 15 minutes after this one on the “Three Girls (2017)” page (something about whites blaming everything on jews and blacks, lol…idk) or the ones before on “In Her Skin”, you don’t seem to have any problem having such discussions…or at least jumping into them just to shell out insults.

Polar Bear
Polar Bear
January 22, 2022 8:26 am

Murica was subverted 100 years ago. It is a zog puppet and a crumbling shit hole.

Last
Last
February 9, 2022 4:28 am

Idc for the cs but I’m just someone who likes to watch movies. I’m American and I fucking hate it here. No one talks about how they’re basically running camps down here. IDK what to do anymore.

so, rip america. it’s a shithole