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AKA: Noriko No Shokutaku; Suicide Circle 2; Suicide Club 2
Directed by: Sion Sono
Starring: Kazue Fukiishi (Noriko/Mitsuko), Yuriko Yoshitaka (Yuka/Yoko), Tsugumi (Kumiko/Ueno Station 54), Ken Mitsuishi (Tetsuzo), Sanae Miyata (Taeko)
Country: Japan, Effed UpAsian Cinema
Language: Japanese (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 02:39:09
Genres: Siblings-Family, Cult, Internet, Teen
Plot – Spoilers:
Sequel to Suicide Club.
Noriko is a small-town girl feeling alienated in her family’s unambitious and restrictive world. Her only relief is the limited access she has to the internet, where she can be someone better.
On a whim, she runs away one night to Tokyo. The bright city lights briefly blur her identity but she eventually hopes to find it by hooking up with a few Tokyo girls she’d become friends with online. She’s particularly excited to meet a Mod from her favorite message board who eventually helps her land the perfect job.
In some ways, Noriko’s Dinner Table is simply about the idea of finding yourself, if you can. It just goes about this in a roundabout, enjoyably perverse way.
Super boring and way, WAY too fucking long with a ridiculous and idiotic plot, much like it’s predecessor “Suicide Club” (2001). From the praise in the comments you would think this movie didn’t suck big time but you would be wrong. 2 stars.
In someone’s top 100 BEST films on EUM list they had “Noriko’s Dinner Table” (2005) but they didn’t have “7 Days” (2010), “Alleluia” (2014), “Rampage” (2009), “The Painted Bird” (2019) or “Dead Man’s Shoes” (2004) among others. REALLY??? “Noriko’s Dinner Table” (2005) would be more apt to be in my top 100 WORST films on EUM list.
Screw you man this is still My Movie . My Movie of all Time
Quite the movie! All connected, explained a lot from the last one. Loved it, 9/10
This was a good movie, but sad at the same time. Worth watching worth recommending. Know I’ll watch again
a great film! one of those films where even after it ends you still question what was real!
Incredible. It took me over a week to finish it but it was worth it. This was so much better than the first movie but the first movie was still good just in a different way, while this one really meant a lot. I have recommended this film already. I’m kind of sad but I watched this movie on purpose. It also helped me to practise my listening skills in Japanese. I do kind of wish, though, that this movie had been in my native language because I feel like it is too complex for the captions & my rudimentary japanese to capture everything about it, & then I think I also could have benefitted from more cultural context. Ogh this film was good!
It is such a good movie, very emotional and the end made me almost cry….If i had to rank it then i would gave this a 8 out of 10. Only negative thing is the time of the movie, wow almost 3 hours but IT DID WORTH IT!
PS- the movie is almost 3 hours long and only in 10 minutes (total time of all the reference scenes of the.whole movie, all combined) we see scenes or dialogue that are connected to Suicide Club so it may be from the same director (Sion Sono) and it may be refered to “the prequel of Suicide Club” but 98% of the movie has nothing to do with it.
Of course the same old “Do you see the relation to yourself?” and the mystical finding-your-deeper-inner-true-meaning from Suicide Club but nothing more.
So if you are planing to watch this just because you liked Suicide Club, DON’T do it- you’ll get much disappointed. But if you are planing to watch this as an independent and stand-alone movie, then this is a very good optiom for a drama!
It makes you feel nostalgic and cosy at the same time! 🙂
im boutta take a jaw-breaking shit
the audio went out of sync for about the last 20 minutes. otherwise great film.
Strange incredibly boring movie, interesting story, slick production and good acting kept me watching, waiting for something to happen, but it never did…. seen more action on the Lifetime channel. Cold Fish is more my style , loved it. Thanks again EU, you can’t please everybody all the time, but I love how you try …
Fred Fat,a movie about you,except its a gook version,for you it’d just be you & your larass family eating 43 hotdogs each…….then you & Steve the Pedo mounting each other after a cock in mouth situation
8-10 score. chapter 3 was my favoriteNice movie definitely made me think of our roles i life
Sion Sono is a pretty interesting director lol
SOMEONE PLS LICK MY CUNT
If you’re hella disappointed by Suicide Club (as it is just that famous for particular scene & that’s how people started noticing his work), go watch this sequel which would blow your fucking mind cuz Sion Sono never disappoints 😉 But I’d say his creativity started to decline after his best work Forest of Love. Highly recommend anyways.
Loved this one. If you want a laugh look up “Conan O’Brien rents a family in Japan” on youtube.
Noriko is great baby girl name .
Mitsuko is good too !
Reina Triendl is brillant as Mitsuko in Real Oginokko (Tag) !
4/5!
I loved this movie. Dark and twisted, just how i like them. The Japanese know how to make horror! Thanks for all your work admins!
Hi admin, good to see you again!
This movie was so cool and twisted –
would you give me permission to
name my first born Noriko?
EUM dudes, 2hrs 39min 9sec long, not 1hr 24 min 26sec. I know Im a pain in the ass, but its better if you know. Cheers.
japanese movies are very strange, crazy, brutal and cool….i like it!
thanks.
sia