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Directed by: Anthony DiBlasi
Starring: Kelen Coleman (Lily), Kevin Alejandro (Mike), Louise Fletcher (Claire), Lucas Beck (Thomas), Rus Blackwell (Christian), Sarah Sculco (Michele), Rachel Durose (Haley)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:48:02
Genres: Horror, Dolls, Violence against Women, Gruesome, Small creatures
Plot – Spoilers:
A hearing-impaired woman Lily, whose younger sister recently died moves to Cassadaga, the self-proclaimed psychic capital of the US. She’s on a scholarship and stays with her benefactor, an old lady, whose grandson likes to jerk off to violent porn. Being in Cassadaga, Lily tries to communicate with her dead sister but instead meets the ghost of a girl who went missing from the town a few years back.
If all that sounds tame and dejavu to a user of this site, they may wonder, so what’s in it for me?
Human marionettes.
Let’s brainstorm about what is needed for a horror movie.
1. Let’s have a hearing impaired damsel in distress with great tits wear short skirts and short shorts throughout the entire film to show off her beautiful legs.
2. Let’s have her close loved one die in a tragic accident so we can have a spooky seance as a gimmick later on.
3. Let’s have a stock “Lalo Schifrin” type musical score to build tension and to bring tears in the sentimental parts.
4. Let’s pay Louise Fletcher what ever she wants so we can have some cred.
5. Let’s have plenty of jump scares and common horror movie tropes.
A gay cross dressing democrat with mommy issues goes on a murderous rampage to build human marionettes. Most of the time the movie is focused on Lily and her new boyfriend. Eventually Lilly meets up with the crazed killer. Fortunately for Lily, when she is making her escape, she finds a brand new SUV in the middle of nowhere out in the woods and, guess what, THE KEYS ARE IN IT!!! The ending sequence was so corny I thought I would vomit.
“Cassadaga” (I thought it was going to be a Spanish movie) cost about 5 million dollars to make and brought in only $2,544 dollars at the box office. It’s just awful. 1 star.
utter trash
This is “okay” I guess. The plot line is convoluted and for most of the movie, it doesn’t seem like they can figure out a cohesive timeline. The “jumpscares” just flat out suck, BUT the maggot scenes were really well done. All in all I’d say the premise is alright but the way the film was made kinda sucked. 3/5 would give it 2.5 if I could.
absolutely garbage straigh fucking trash this movie shouldnt even be on the website its fucking horendous nothing good about this movie worst the jeepers creepers 3,4 nbs! who ever gave this shit ass movie a like has terrible taste or aint real horror fan even the plot was garbage sharknado better then this shit!!!!
I think my favorite part of this movie is when she stomps on the breaks when the people are walking across with the coffin. They look at her like WTF we walking here haven’t you ever seen 4 guys carrying a coffin across the street at night before?
Brilliant, gripping, scary, another contender for the top 10! What the guy was doing was the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in a horror film, because it actually looked like something believable! May not sleep tonight!
pretty good, interesting characters and story and some nice moments of tension, too bad it’s kinda slow at times. but overall it’s quite nice. human marionettes are def a thing i hadn’t seen before in horror movies and it was an nice original touch
This was a little slow at the start, but overall pretty good
This movie is embarrasingly bad in every way, I’ve tried watching it twice but can’t make it past 20 minutes. That this director still has work is fucked.
Good, a solid 3/5. It’s not spetacular but it’s good enough to keep you entertained. Beginning is great, the middle is a bit boring and repetitive but the ending is good enough, which is rare.
nigga this movie so bad the director of this shit should kill himself
Nice scary movie with enough scares and original theme as well.
It’s interesting enough to watch it at least one time. It’s not really at the level of effedup-ness you would expect from this website (unless you are really scared of marionettes, I guess). If you came here to expect sexual violence, there is basically none. The characters are very consistent and I really like the lack of exaggeration they display (for example, excessive maniacal laughter from a villain or excessively screaming women). It made me feel that that’s how real people would react in those situations. The story is a bit loose, with various plotlines scattered around, but finds time for everything from wholesome moments to pretty good suspense. 7/10 would love a bit more care for the structure of the story.
8/10 would recommend. A little underwhelming and predictable at times but still captivating and attention grabbing. I love love loved the concept of human marionettes; if you’re still on the fence I would say give it a watch! Also don’t miss out on the post-credit scene
I’m ten seconds deep and already like oh God this gonna pass off some type of ally
Ok but was a little tame, ????
Still a good watch
Thanx
You had me at human marionettes…