Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)
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Directed by: Ari Aster
Starring: Billy Mayo (Dad), Brandon Greenhouse (Son), Angela Bullock (Mom)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English
Runtime: 00:29:02
About:
This is a short film, so anything mentioned here will just destroy a great experience. The Strange Thing About the Johnsons takes everything you conventionally know about certain situations and flips each moment so wildly on its head, you might even laugh at the power of its irony.
Genres: Short Film, Gay, Old-Young, Domestic Abuse, Family, Incest, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Men
i still dont understand what was “wrong” with the johnsons. seems pretty normal to me
these indie site comment sections are fucking wild
anyone in these comments smoke weed
Good one to watch with your children
without watching this I know what the ‘strange thing’ about the Johnsons is.
This is actually a rather brave and brilliant little film.
Horrifying movie. Thanks EUM. You did what you set out to do. The actors in this are sick and I cannot for the life of me understand how Ari Aster was able to convince them that this was okay. I’m sure their families won’t ever be able to look them in the eye again. I had no idea this is the same director that created hereditary but it makes sense because he’s seriously fucked in the head. We definitely need more psychopaths making movies….there was a time I saw my mother naked and I thought nice boobs but did I have wet dreams about her or want to bone her eh no. Human are quite interesting in their lunacy
chill the fuck out cunt
LOL where did that ending come from… My friend, the director – seeming from the other dark, fucked up movies he’s also made – sets out to make psychological horror movies, often times with yes, really fucked up plots. that’s exactly what he did here. and it is a very dark and sad short movie, yes, but it is also just a movie. it may be realistic, but these actors also, just made a fictional movie. in this case, you need to seperate the actor, or the director, from the “art”. i think the director even made this, very fucked up movie, but in a way that somehow was able to shed light on each character’s backstory and “perspective” so to say. so even with such a fucked up plot, that is also not an easy thing for writers or directors to do. i would say almost 100%, none of this, neither with hereditary or midsommar, is this director going around doing. maybe a fucked up childhood or past trauma, yes probably. but making psychological horror films like this, and not some even more gorey, disturbing “snuff” shit or something else you might find online, but just psychological horrors like these, does not make the director or the actors all “psychopaths”. it is just a type of art, movie making, story telling. this is the beauty of art or movie making, you can make comedies, or love stories, or also, really scary or really fucked up, or “complicated”, psychological horror… Read more »
I want to fuck my dad……..if he hadn’t left for cigarettes & never came back all those years ago……i geuss thats why i plow kids now,no father figure & all?
Wtf ur fucking weird
WTFFFF
That Steve 101 is an attention whore.
I just want to let you know that you’re a horrible person. Even if it’s a joke or not, people like you deserve to rot below.
dont watch this with ur dad- jk i know no one on this site has a dad
😹👍that’s a bingo
Aren’t u also on the site??🤓
fuck, how’d you know?
I saw this short on YouTube years ago. It changed my respect for short films. One of the best all time.
Favorite line: “You know how I feel about locked doors”
Wonderful little short film, it was a perfect portrayal of gaslighting and just such a terrible family dynamic. The whole thing was unnerving and I enjoyed it immensely!
Most effed up thing I have ever seen. I loved it.
spoilers over here! go watch it first!
“I loved him better than you ever did”???? and the other things he said earlier,,, go gaslight king yas!
yes the plotline is something i would easily see in a manga by Harada, except the ending. that was very girlboss of Ms. Johnson, go qween. i would have expected it to end with hmm the mom hangin’ herself and young Johnson going on with his sick plan, but i guess the father had another plan. i guess that happening let Ms. Johnson have a bit of space to evolve her character, cuz before that she was very passive.
Am I crying from lunacy or repulsion? Literally crying with laughter at this cuckold dross trolling
You little crybaby faggots think you can make fun of me? You’re trolling is weak,get a life you pre-teen assholes all you do is whine & spam,your jokes are pathetic so listen & listen very carefully you 12 year old jerk off’s,you are not welcome here,you’re not clever or funny
You’re all wound up.
Wanna suck my dick???…are you 12?
Steve is very important to you, isn’t he? You think about him constantly. Is it true love?
Yes it is Steve (Ed),now lick the sweat off my balls asshole
You don’t have to hide from me Steveo it’s mom,come & eat my box out son ooooooooh
im a preteen Steve, wanna finger bang me?
I’d fingerbang you……..I’d fingerbang you HARD!!!!!!
WHO ARE YOU ARGUING, WHO ARE YOUR “12 YEAR OLD” OPPS
lol what the fuuck
Is that a keloid on/behind the son’s left ear? It’s a growth abnormality of some form
I can’t comprehend how witnessing such devastation encourages someone to turn a blind eye. My own family is dysfunctional and when I became an adult I legally emancipated myself from all of them, but not once did I experience sexual abuse or defective subjectivity such as this.
Have you ever just sat and stared at someone, desiring to punch them in the face or blow their stupid head off all the while smiling maniacally?
This short movie is amazing! I really wish it could’ve lasted longer the acting could use a little work but still heart wrenching and stomach twisting
Great little flick. Fitting ending where the mother offs that loser.
A dark comedy piece of fucked up shit. 3/5. It’s short, worth watching. Definitely deserve the seal of effedupmovie
No stop what no NO NO NO ONONON ONONO NNONO ONONONONOO
good movie
Ffs, the son don’t even live there anymore. But just waltz downstairs with your confession without first checking, on New years day, one of the few times he is likely to be there, dumb old fuckdoll
Usually, it’s the older one who does the abuse to a child, but it’s the other way around this time. If this indeed happened in reality, how can the victim call for help? Especially if there’s a family secret that shouldn’t be known to the world?
5/5!
.This just broke me down to tears. I relate so closely to this situation. This was crazy and hard to swallow when seeing, but at the same time there are life lessons here & also situations that show that those who go through abuse are not alone. It’s so weird to see that in this situation it was the adult who had this horrible feeling so just imagine the children, how them being smaller makes it difficult to fight someone bigger & the physical pain is so excruciating that unless you went through it you won’t know how horrible awful you feel afterwards. This world is crazy & just like an Anaconda, they would eat you alive with out you even not even noticing!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
🙁 <3
Excellent.. part of the trilogy series I recall.. portraits of American families which included the world famous UG short.. the mighty Cutting Moments… This is slicker of course and just as terrifying… Another fine slice of societies underbelly and a damcfine short .
Could you elaborate on what trilogy youre speaking of?
Family Portraits which is coming up this week. Though this isn’t part of that.
Awesome, thanks for the info, and im looking forward to it. Yall got one of the best sites on the internet, keep up the good work fellers.
Wow!! Never seen this one. Ari Aster’s films are so perfectly effed up.
It reminds me of the good ole days in the 80’s when I used to disco duck and hide under my bed because of Putin. Tor-ra-lor-ra-yeah!
Great little flick, and it has an important message for women: start licking your husband’s balls before your son does it for you.
Grow up
Lmfao welllll he’s not wrong
Gutsy Mother of a film.
paedophilia! of course you have watched it. Freak.
Get a room you two cunts
u r not me
You are not me .
This one is amazing: acting, atmosphere, etc. Saw it on YouTube twice because it was that good. Glad it’s on the site.
This one is effed up for sure.
Love this movie ty for uploading it
how do you love it?
sequel is better – strange thing about my johnson
You sir are a bona fide,certified Grade A Fuckin idiot
and u r a grade a humorless dummy
Yeah whats that? Its buried in your mums shitter?
i shouldn’t have laughed, i’m going to hell