Death-Scort Service (2015)
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Directed by: Sean Donohue
Starring: Krystal Pixie Adams (Michelle), Amethist Young (Gwen)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:19:09
Genres: Killer, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Prostitutes, Sexual-Violence against Women
Plot – Spoilers:
Hookers are being tortured and murdered, with the killer showing a fondness for drills. There’s also a face being recreated from the skin and eyes of the victims that’s supposed to resemble the first girl who was killed 5 years back. The body count keeps piling up in different ways including a nasty scene involving a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. In short, the standard gore and naked flesh that you’d expect from a movie titled, Death-Scort Service.
A standout here is the trashy porno-type music, especially one track that first makes its appearance during a pole-dance scene. It seems like the filmmakers were also impressed by it and go on to use it several times in the film.
That’s pretty much it.
My expectations were low, but Goddamn, that was bad. So, sooo bad. Women-hating closet fags will probably dig it.
When a film is made by a company called The Sleaze Box you know what you’re getting. Minimal script, poor acting, bad dialogue but lots of tits and ass the quality of which varies. From pleasant on the eye to rough (i.e. Meth girl – see Dr Lecter’s summary of this film). Feck, one girl even has a feckin Romulan haircut from Ster Trek. But for all its failings it’s not House of Flesh Mannequins. Compared to that film this film is a feckin masterpiece. My favorite scene in this film was the caged dogs wagging their tails as their owner was killed. 1.5 / 5 tramp stamps.
It’s a B movie, what do you expect to see in here?
Yep, but it’s not an entertaining B movie. It has (imo) no redeeming features. B movies can be good or so bad to be good, but this film strides the line between both. I like B movies when they entertain/hold my attention but this one does neither (for me). A great B movie on this site I recently saw was Goregasm. If you haven’t yet seen it I would encourage you to.
That girl with the pink hair is the dumbest character and worst actress I have ever seen. First off why wasn’t she tied up or something. Second she just sat and watched that other girl get mutilated and did nothing to help her when she could have got up and tried to grab the killer, also she did not look remotely scared at what she was seeing. Then of course because she’s not restrained she actually manages to escape, also manages to fight off the dumbass killer and then just randomly runs around instead of hightailing it out of there until eventually the killer catches up with her anyway and she then has a lame death where she just gets her throat slit!
Really enjoyed this one, hot girls.
Nice screaming. Very exciting.
Thanks EUM, had a good laugh! This gotta be a movie made by strippers, for strippers and with strippers! Some pussies were good though!
Totally trashy softcore torture porn with some twisted gimmicks. The barbed wire baseball bat scene was especially brutal, although most of the deaths were repetitive, corny & amateurish.
Unfortunately, 1-2 standout death scenes can’t compensate for this level of cringey acting, sluggish pacing & nonexistent plot. I don’t get why directors jump into this genre if they don’t want to consistently raise the bar on shock and/or production value.
You’ll be pleased to know there’s a sequel then!
A movie this bad calls for a… viewer dissection! But first, a personal observation. Two, actually. You’d think with today’s technology, they’d have invented a low-cost blood substitute. They either get the color right and the texture wrong or the properties right and the color a shade or two off of Baboon’s Ass. Secondly, I must be getting awful picky in my old age because these girls ARE NOT a good representation of the women in Las Vegas. A couple of them were almost… “cute”, and one actually did spike the hot meter… but there was just too much bad hair and shitty ink. That being said…. @ 12:08 – See that brown residue on her teeth? Well that’s from smokin’ the glass meth dick. @ 17:22 – This this type of injury, if the patient is conscious, which a surprisingly high percentage are, they are almost always are trying to shove their guts back in. @ 19:50 I absolutely love it when my studio apartment doubles as a strip club! @ 21:08, 21:22, 21:25 and 23:06 – we have serious poop shadow bleaching. @ 24:09 – When you have the knife in hand – STAB! @ 25:31 – Really bad fake tits. I mean a refund is in order. @ 25:47 – Now THAT is effed up! Some things you can’t un-see…. @ 31:36 – Ron Jeremy cameo. What kind of low budget film would it be without an appearance by “The Hedgehog”? @ 32:37 – Embarrassingly bad cocaine… Read more »
Thx for telling us all about it, now I dont have to waste my time watching it. Sounds like a crap film from what you describe.
What a perfect script!,
I enjoy tf outta your comments
good music , good girls, and by the end of the movie it turns out it actually has a lovely revenge plot
i think this movie has been executed quite well for its low budget
can someone tell me tho what the fuck she mixed in that champagne that turned the womans insides out ?
overall 10/7.7
I think you meant 7.7/10 LOL
Hey admin, Abr here, 1 of the 4 twin sisters.
Thanks for treating us to your alternate reality of hookers and blow and weed !
This movie right here is proof that some people shouldn’t play with cameras.
if porn films put some violence in – this would be the result
total goofy ass shlock but somewhat funny, moreso lame.
i loved it but its pretty cringe lol, especially at 27:15 with the audio effect.. LOL