Death-Scort Service (2015)

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Avg Rating: 2.9 / 5. Voted: 36

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Directed by: Sean Donohue
Starring: Krystal Pixie Adams (Michelle), Amethist Young (Gwen)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:19:09
Genres: Killer, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Prostitutes, Sexual-Violence against Women

Plot – Spoilers:
Hookers are being tortured and murdered, with the killer showing a fondness for drills. There’s also a face being recreated from the skin and eyes of the victims that’s supposed to resemble the first girl who was killed 5 years back. The body count keeps piling up in different ways including a nasty scene involving a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. In short, the standard gore and naked flesh that you’d expect from a movie titled, Death-Scort Service.

A standout here is the trashy porno-type music, especially one track that first makes its appearance during a pole-dance scene. It seems like the filmmakers were also impressed by it and go on to use it several times in the film.

That’s pretty much it.

10 thoughts on “Death-Scort Service (2015)

  • April 24, 2021 at 5:49 pm
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    i loved it but its pretty cringe lol, especially at 27:15 with the audio effect.. LOL

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  • April 25, 2021 at 11:57 am
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    total goofy ass shlock but somewhat funny, moreso lame.

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  • April 25, 2021 at 7:08 pm
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    if porn films put some violence in – this would be the result

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  • April 25, 2021 at 11:29 pm
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    This movie right here is proof that some people shouldn’t play with cameras.

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  • April 26, 2021 at 12:24 am
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    Hey admin, Abr here, 1 of the 4 twin sisters.
    Thanks for treating us to your alternate reality of hookers and blow and weed !

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  • April 26, 2021 at 1:24 am
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    good music , good girls, and by the end of the movie it turns out it actually has a lovely revenge plot
    i think this movie has been executed quite well for its low budget

    can someone tell me tho what the fuck she mixed in that champagne that turned the womans insides out ?

    overall 10/7.7

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  • April 26, 2021 at 5:20 am
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    A movie this bad calls for a… viewer dissection!

    But first, a personal observation. Two, actually. You’d think with today’s technology, they’d have invented a low-cost blood substitute. They either get the color right and the texture wrong or the properties right and the color a shade or two off of Baboon’s Ass. Secondly, I must be getting awful picky in my old age because these girls ARE NOT a good representation of the women in Las Vegas. A couple of them were almost… “cute”, and one actually did spike the hot meter… but there was just too much bad hair and shitty ink. That being said….

    @ 12:08 – See that brown residue on her teeth? Well that’s from smokin’ the glass meth dick.

    @ 17:22 – This this type of injury, if the patient is conscious, which a surprisingly high percentage are, they are almost always are trying to shove their guts back in.

    @ 19:50 I absolutely love it when my studio apartment doubles as a strip club!

    @ 21:08, 21:22, 21:25 and 23:06 – we have serious poop shadow bleaching.

    @ 24:09 – When you have the knife in hand – STAB!

    @ 25:31 – Really bad fake tits. I mean a refund is in order.

    @ 25:47 – Now THAT is effed up! Some things you can’t un-see….

    @ 31:36 – Ron Jeremy cameo. What kind of low budget film would it be without an appearance by “The Hedgehog”?

    @ 32:37 – Embarrassingly bad cocaine substitute.

    @ 45:50 – More poop shadow bleaching

    @ 48:12 – Lucille doing her first porn… (Google Negan & Lucille if you don’t know)

    @ 51:11 – Does this girl look terrified to you? Or like she’s running for her life? Or is it just me?

    @ 54:00 Because her day-glo pink hair was so perfectly camouflaged in the bushes.

    @ 1:14:48 – “Wardrobe – Wal-Mart and Goodwill (lololoz)

    And the best line goes to….. “Get the fuck outta my truck, you filthy whore!” It simply doesn’t get any better in all of moviedom!

    Thanks again for this one, admin! We’ve been laughing all night. And it’s not like the vodka and Larry OG had anything to do with it….

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    • April 27, 2021 at 11:58 am
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      Thx for telling us all about it, now I dont have to waste my time watching it. Sounds like a crap film from what you describe.

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  • April 26, 2021 at 7:19 am
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    Totally trashy softcore torture porn with some twisted gimmicks. The barbed wire baseball bat scene was especially brutal, although most of the deaths were repetitive, corny & amateurish.

    Unfortunately, 1-2 standout death scenes can’t compensate for this level of cringey acting, sluggish pacing & nonexistent plot. I don’t get why directors jump into this genre if they don’t want to consistently raise the bar on shock and/or production value.

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    • April 26, 2021 at 4:31 pm
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      You’ll be pleased to know there’s a sequel then!

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