Eat (2014)

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Avg Rating: 3.9 / 5. Voted: 35

No one cared thus far. Do you?


AKA:
Directed by: Jimmy Weber
Starring: Meggie Maddock (Novella), Ali Francis (Candice), Jeremy Make (Dr. Simon), Maru Garcia (Eesha), Dakota Pike (Tracy)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:30:50
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, SelfHarm, Cannibalism

Plot – Spoilers:
I’m not a cannibal!
Well then, what the fuck are you?

An actress in her ’30s is finding it harder to make it past auditions, while her money runs out. She has a nervous habit of chewing on her fingernails to go with a craving for food whenever shit’s happening in her life. Soon this habit becomes broadminded enough to include uncontrollably chewing bits off her hand, before attempting to polish off her foot.

What’s worse than lugging yourself to an audition with a gangrenous foot?
Worrying that you might have chewed off your own tits.

Random:
Small post-credits treat.
The 2002 French film In My Skin follows a similar theme

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muffles
muffles
August 25, 2022 7:59 am

I have to admit to watching the munching scenes through fingers. The casting couch was well timed comedy. I did want a happier ending but the homage to Rambo was a nice touch. THX for making this available as it had passed me by.

fred fat
fred fat
August 25, 2022 8:44 pm

i didnt have the stomach for this

Andy Gator
Andy Gator
Reply to  fred fat
August 26, 2022 1:42 am

Aww sorry to hear that mate. I thought it was amazing and a brilliant written movie. I was ready to rewatch it right after it ended.

No Malarkey Joe
No Malarkey Joe
August 26, 2022 9:01 pm

It’s a silly comedy. It’s good.

Peter Rose
Peter Rose
Reply to  No Malarkey Joe
August 26, 2022 9:07 pm

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WOULDNT KNOW COMEDY IF IT FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS

No Malarkey Joe
No Malarkey Joe
Reply to  Peter Rose
August 26, 2022 9:10 pm

Don’t panic you little 12 year old asshole.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Peter Rose
August 27, 2022 1:17 am

Joe Orton fucked a whole bunch of people up the arse. He even wrote a play for The Beatles. If you ever visit london you can visit the last Lav he frequented. Its a proper Engish pub with lovely beer.
Loot is a bit too slap-stick for this place but it does involve poofters, killers, a dead body being dragged around and nasty cop who likes to grab you by the cobblers.
Lets also not forget Noel Coward.
Two poofs comedienes I would recognize if they fucked me in the arse.

No Malarkey Joe
No Malarkey Joe
Reply to  muffles
August 27, 2022 3:04 am

John Lennon was obviously gay. After a world tour with “The Beatles” he went on vacation with Brian Epstein instead of going home to his wife Cynthia. The real tragedy is when Dr. Roberts gave him that bad acid. First John fell in love with the Maharishi but was jilted when the Maharishi went for Mia Farrow. “Sexy Sadie” was originally titled “Maharishi.” John then went for Yoko Ono, who is strikingly similar in appearance to the Maharishi. John was fucked up ever since that bad acid and his solo musical work was just absolutely terrible. Listen to “Woman is the Nigger of the World.” His contributions to “Let It Be” and “Abbey Road” were super weak after that bad acid as well. The marriage to Yoko was a sham but Yoko insisted that they have a child together. John took care of Sean for the first 5 years of his life. Once Sean stopped shitting himself, Yoko conspired with the U.S. government to assassinate Lennon (Chapman was in the military – he never served a minute in prison). Yoko got the Beatle money and Reagan didn’t have to worry about Lennon stirring up liberals against his administration. If Lennon was alive today, the left-wing liberals would hail him as a hero, even though the hypocrite misogynist used to beat women and psychologically abuse his son Julian. “Mr. Peace and Love” Lennon was a violent, arrogant hypocrite – a typical democrat.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  No Malarkey Joe
August 27, 2022 3:28 am

When St Paul the second finaly fucks off to hell I am sure plenty of secrets will come out. All of them had some rapey times in london and hamburg. Personally I preferred The Rutles.
However the English have evangelical love for them just like the NHS so unless it is of Jimmy level deviancy I think the rugs will remain on top of it.

Erm what the scallop
Erm what the scallop
Reply to  Peter Rose
August 28, 2022 12:55 am

bro is angry for no reason 💀

Peter Rose
Peter Rose
Reply to  Erm what the scallop
August 28, 2022 2:45 am

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Peter Rose
August 28, 2022 4:19 am

Dr Seuss`s …Green eggs and ham.. has more vocabulary than you.

My names Pete
Pete I am
Kill yourself, you fucking fag.

MxHorrorshow
MxHorrorshow
August 27, 2022 1:31 am

She wants to become an actress so she can fuck Michael Fassbender, or, as I call him, “Michael Assrender”. He’s got the biggest, most beautiful dick that I’ve ever seen! I wanna attach to it and suck him dry on the daily. Me and this Novella chick could kick it. At least, so far. Haven’t finished the movie yet.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  MxHorrorshow
August 27, 2022 1:42 am

His cock is just camera work. There is a poofter site that talks about celeb cocks and people who have had direct knowledge say he is not much above the ordinary. Long-body, short legs and camera angles luv. Stick to your fantasy because the reality is said to be a tad underwhelming.

Charlie Monoxide
Charlie Monoxide
Reply to  MxHorrorshow
September 5, 2022 8:16 am

Yeah, here’s a horror show, alright. This pork chop gobbling anybody’s dick is enough to rival any hacker/slasher… That shit is naaasss-teee!

kys
kys
August 27, 2022 9:02 am

such a great movie

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
August 28, 2022 1:02 pm

Hahahaha. Not bad at all.
Like a bad American modern arty horror made for TV. Funny as arse and better than average effects. Shocking acting story lighting and ting but a decent view all the same.

Funny 😁

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
August 29, 2022 1:57 pm

Well that’s the worst psychiatrist of all time. broke just about every rule.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  ifuckincant
August 29, 2022 11:45 pm

Freud had sex with his best friends daughter to see if it would traumatise her in the future. He also treated cold symptoms with cocaine. He is said to be the father of psychiatry. What rule book?

G!mmeD!sturb!ngSh!t
G!mmeD!sturb!ngSh!t
September 2, 2022 4:25 am

okay.. uhh.. wow 😀

45 mins in the movie i thought it won’t do better than 4/10. well i was wrong big time

i am full of mixed feelings after watching this one, i can hardly write this comment , keep adding and deleting things cause i am left in the most wonderful shocking awe i have ever felt in my whole damn life, it’s quite impossible to tell why it is so impressive but the movie hit me so fuckin hard if i will ever have a daughter her name will be Novella ( :

10/10 for me, thank you EUM for this absolute gem , great work , great site love yall for ever

Snickers
Snickers
September 2, 2022 11:04 pm

Groundbreaking masterpiece. Especially @43:10 which is no less than the inception of the horror music video.

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
September 3, 2022 9:34 am

Another great little film I would never know about except for EUM. Still think “In my Skin” is the better film in this genre but “Eat” is definitely worth a watch. 4/5 nibbled thumbs

kidnapee
kidnapee
September 13, 2022 3:42 am

good take on self harm addiction while also being comical. 4/5

CanDEEZENUTS
CanDEEZENUTS
September 26, 2022 10:44 pm

The rotting foot put me off a bit but otherwise great