Engineering Red (1993)
AKA: Konstruktor Krasnogo Tsveta
Directed by: Andrey Yi, Armen Petrosyan
Country: Russia; Effed Up European Films
Language: Russian (No Subs); Effed Up Russian/Soviet Cinema
Runtime: 01:15:05
Genres: Bizarre-Surreal, Documentary-Shockumentary, Insects-Small Creatures, Scars-Deformities, Medical
About:
Archival footage spliced together within original surreal material. There are no subs for the Russian voiceovers. Some of them are supposed to be reading passages from the works of Thomas Mann.
Includes:
Myriad surgical procedures involving hands and feet being stitched up, a rod inserted into a leg, the surgical separation of a pair of Siamese babies. And just when you’re getting used to all the grotesque images, a mass of flesh and skin is pulled down to reveal it to actually be a woman’s neck.
Microscopic life seemingly up to no good.
Some superhuman created after being designed with engineering protractors, scales and pencils, who then proceeds to break a piece of iron with his fist.
It also follows Siamese twin girls over a couple years. The girls for the most part of the recordings, beam excitedly as they grow up and learn to perform stunts aka routine stuff for regular folk.
Excellent film. I found it very psychedelic like Sweet Movie.
Great musicand the lack of context/subtitles just added to the intrigue for me.
Insects….i thought it said incest,how dare you trick me,wanted a film the whole family could enjoy while me & my retarded brother billo balled out our mamas asshole
Listen up you gay cry babys,id kick all your asses & beat your brains in if you had any,you fucking cowards,pedo jokes are lame & so is are all of you,youre all triggered pussy bitches,youve been warned,if you respond to my comment you are a triggered cry baby nah nah na nah
Shiver me timbers
What is bro waffling about 💀?
Blue Ruin, 2013 was mentioned a while back. Just watched and have to say its a nice little film. Would not say its fucked up but what violence it has is well done.
you’re welcome
las voces me han hipnotizado y me he dormido. Vaya aburrimiento
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thanks for your movie
Konstruktor Krasnogo Tsveta
Part 1 contains the most graphic
real life display of writhing
agony with the girl in the
throes of a seizure
BRUTAL!
BONUS BONUS BONUS
good news, no subtitles, but I found this
TRANSLATION OF SCRIPT ENGINEERING RED
BONUS BONUS BONUS
Before you take off with your syringe plunger
poised at the ready in the barrel . . .
cue
youtube Fly Me to the Moon Performed by Frank Sinatra
now follow along with script . . .
Dad loves us.
Mom loves us.
Do we love them?
Yes, we love them.
I love my brothers and sisters
because they love me too.
Spring fills my house.
Spring floods…
my little heart.
My parents are proud of me,
because I do my best.
But I’m always trying
to do better.
My house, you’re beautiful
and I love you.
And never …
I will never leave you.
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Still better than the National Geographic XD
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Ничего решительно не понимаю, — отвечал нос. — Изъяснитесь удовлетворительнее.
— Милостивый государь, — сказал Ковалев с чувством собственного достоинства, — я не знаю, кажется, совершенно очевидно… Или вы хотите… Ведь вы мой собственный нос!
Нос посмотрел на майора, и брови его несколько нахмурились.
— Вы ошибаетесь, милостивый государь. Я сам по себе. Притом между нами не может быть никаких тесных отношений. Судя по пуговицам вашего вицмундира, вы должны служить по другому ведомству. — Сказавши это, нос отвернулся и продолжал молиться.
Yeah Vodka is good
Ведь вы мой собственный нос ?
не надо больше пожалуйста.
A menacing and foreboding musical soundtrack that features backwards musical instruments and sounds plays while you are viewing specialized and unorthodox medical procedures. There are what appear to be archaeologists rooting around in caves and picking up bugs along with other seemingly random images. Siamese twins bum me out/creep me out and are featured mainly in section two. There are no subtitles so I had no idea what they were talking about and that made it suck to watch. If it had subtitles I would give it no more than 3 stars. I did like the soundtrack most of the time so I will leave it with 2 stars. You’d be better off to watch a Fredrick Wiseman documentary.
OMH heres 50 EUM flicks i dig apologies for being a week behind,nothing earth shattering here,but maybe somethingyou missed,in no particular order….if ive doubled up,my bad.. 1 The playground 2 The golden glove 3 The Girl next door 4 Bedevilled 5 Henry Portrait of a serial killer 6 Atroz 7 I saw the Devil 8 Ichi the Killer 9 Audition 10 Dard Divorce 11 Martyrs 12 Inside 13 I spit on your grave 78/& Remake 14 Cannibal Holocaust 15 Antichrist 16 Men behind the sun 17 The woman 18 Baskin 19 High tension 20 Calvaire 21 Angst 22 All night long 2 23 Human centipede 1 & 2 24 Carcinoma 25 Citizen X 26 Concrete 27 Fronteirs 28 Daddys little girl 29 Pig Pen 30 Bennys Video 31 Chained 32 Grotesque 33 Found 34 The Painted Bird 35 funny games 36 The Horseman 37 The Eyes of my mother 38 Mai chans Daily life 39 A serbian film 40 The untold story 41 The OG Guinea pig films 42 Murder Set pieces 43 Nekromantic 2 44 Excision 45 Cold fish 46 Eden lake 47 in a glass cage 48 island of death 49 Kichiku Dai Enaki 50 Secuestrados Ok….thats 50 but i couldve easily tossed in a whole bunch more….House that Jack built,Trauma,Brutal,The manson family,House on the edge of the park,many many more,nothing fancy,too deep artsy or intellectual here,i value,entertainment highly,call it attention deficit i guess so shock,gore,exploitation,but also psychological horror i can get caught up in,movies based on true… Read more »
That’s a good list. I’ve seen most of them but there are a few on there that I haven’t seen that I will need to watch. Thanks for your list. I know they take a while to make.
Welcome,ill try pick out a few i didnt name,that are not the “obvious suspects” there are some true gems there,that becuse of lack of familiarity only one viewing & just the huge number of different things on here,ive forgotten or neglected to mention,its actually bugging me now knowing i missed some great flicks that dont appear obvious on first look,ill throw another 10 or 15 out there in the next 2 days that are awesome,but just hard to recall unless you’re going through the archives & see them right in front of you,theres more than a couple on the original list you made,i skipped over due to ignorance or lack of patience that i plan on visiting,so,thanks appreciate a few recommended different options.
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