Bump in the Night (1991)
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Directed by: Karen Arthur
Starring: Christopher Reeve (Lawrence Muller), Corey Carrier (Jonathan Tierney), Meredith Baxter (Martha Tierney), Wings Hauser (Patrick Tierney), Shirley Knight (Katie Leonard), Richard Bradford (Sgt), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Beauchamps)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:35:21
Genres: Old-Young, Kidnapping, Family
Plot – Spoilers:
Early into the film, a woman calls up a forlorn-looking Christopher Reeve saying, I think I have what you’re looking for, while holding up the photo of a young boy. He holds his heaving chest and says, It’s been such a long time. You know what’s going on, but you hope he is perhaps a movie director? Santa Claus as a pedophile, ok. But Superman?
Christopher Reeve plays a pedophile remarkably well, especially during his early interactions with the young boy. Everything about him is creepy – he’s suitably shy around the boy initially, feeling like a relatively old man. But then becomes manipulative and sneers contentedly when successful in getting the boy to accompany him to an apartment, despite giving him the choice to leave. And finally, he turns demanding and aggressive once he has the boy in his power and locked in.
As a TV movie based on a book, some portions expectedly drag, particularly the 2nd half with some needless detours including an alcoholic getting over their addiction in the most trying circumstances, an estranged couple you don’t care about trying to mend their relationship over the crisis of a missing child and the paper-thin logic behind why a photograph acquired such importance in everyone’s eyes, leading to the entire case being pursed the way it was.
Other than that, an important topic tackled surprisingly in the kind of movie that would’ve slipped by most people’s viewing eyes.
I thought that was Tom Cruizée on the thumbnail for a sec but thankfully not. The most overrated actor of 2 centuries. Since im visiting LA soon im gonna slap him with a salmon btw
I like how the short eye predator is a cowardly loser who keeps getting his ass handed to him by an 8 yr old. nice, good movie
Wings is a girls name.
Oh chris reeve,broke his neck & in a wheelchair,man i used to fuck this kid that was in a chair when i volunteered at the childrens hospital,man it was so good i could raw dog that little bastard so hard,he bled out his ass & becuse he had no feelings down there,no tears or screaming,aye it was the best of times,stay triggered,cowards.
god bless
A beautiful read. Praise be to the filth of Gore.
thanks admins, it was a good movie. i really enjoy this kinda movies of 80s and 90s hope you add more of them.
Since we are talking about TV, here are my top 10 Columbo episodes (in order).
1. Negative Reaction (Season 4 – 1974) Murderer: Dick Van Dyke.
2. Murder By the Book (Season 1 – 1971) Murderer: Jack Cassidy. Directed by Steven Spielberg.
3. Etude in Black (Season 2 – 1972) Murderer: John Cassavetes.
4. Swan Song (Season 3 – 1974) Murderer: Johnny Cash.
5. Playback (Season 4 – 1975) Murderer: Oskar Werner.
6. A Friend In Deed (Season 3 – 1974) Murderers: Richard Kiley & Michael McGuire.
7. Death Lends a Hand (Season 1 – 1971) Murderer: Robert Culp.
8. A Stitch in Crime (Season 2 – 1973) Murderer: Leonard Nimoy.
9. Make Me a Perfect Murder (Season 7 – 1978) Murderer: Trish Van Devere.
10. An Exercise in Fatality (Season 4 – 1974) Murderer: Robert Conrad.
Worst Columbo episode:
1. Last Salute to the Commodore (Season 5 – 1976) Murderer: Fred Draper. It’s baffling how bad this episode is. I keep thinking they made it this bad on purpose but I have know clue why they would. It’s so bad it’s fascinating.
these movies are not effed up you moron they don’t belong in this website
That’s why it’s so funny, genius.
Good to see a funny joke on this site instead of the usual creepos and fuckheads talking about how they want to eat a woman they saw at the bus stop earlier.
Lol someone said that? Thats kinda funny itself,not unexpected on here though
boring movie if you want to make a movie about perverts at least add some sex scenes and not only talking and suggestive crap what a waste of time
fuck off
At 6:51pm Cole tells me I’m an asshole in the Alleluia comments then at 6:52 fred fat tells Nick to fuck off in the Bump in the Night comments. You don’t think it might be the same person, do you? Fuck you Cole. You’ve been pissed off at me since you used to call yourself Best Critic In Here, which was a joke. Your reviews were so stupid that you won’t even write one now.
You did go a bit lisztomaniac. Plus I absolutely hate Robert D No talent. Maybe cut down the addiction to top-3`s and pick better actors like Harry D Stanton and Directors like Dennis Hopper.
As for who the trolls are, sometimes I think its just one person on a manic cycle talking to themselves. Other times I think its the reddit-hand-gang just doing what such groups do. Personally I prefer the epi-fit fuck-off to stfu. It feels less US chic.
I went a little over the top with the lists I admit. De Niro is a cunt and I dislike him a lot but to say he has no talent is just not right. I like Harry Dean Stanton and he was great in “The Rose” (1979) when he told Rose to fuck off. Stanton made a lot of great pictures but to say he is a better actor than De Niro is a stretch.
If you want someone to play an archetypal italian gangster with zero charisma then Bob. Any other role Harry. Even then if Harry was to play an archetypal italian gangster with zero charisma he would do it better. Bobs massively overated and has the acting range of a pile of dead fish. This is obviously something we will just have to differ on.
Incindently the only film they were in together was Godfather part 2
Goodfellas, Cape Fear, Midnight Run, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull – come on.
One more thing then I’ll shut up. Like I said, I like Harry Dean Stanton but he is a supporting actor not a lead role actor. De Niro, Pacino, Newman, Hanks, etc. are lead role actors that the movie studios count/counted on for box office sales. Stanton got the lead role in 2 movies and they were box office bombs. They were called “Wim Wenders’ Paris, Texas” (1984) and “Lucky” (2017). Ever heard of them? Neither has anyone else. Even his biggest role in “Alien” (1979) (I love that movie) had him 7th on the bill. Comparing Stanton to De Niro is like comparing a car to an airplane. They both get you somewhere but they are completely different.
Paris, Texas is an outstanding film and Lucky is well worth watching.
Goldie Hawn was a lead actor and box-office money maker but she can not act and her movies are utter shit.
De Niro is a fantastic actor. He got a lot of lead roles and is a huge name in the movie business. Hawn caters to the housewife crowd. Only movie buffs know Stanton’s name. Geoffrey Lewis is an incredible actor that has been in a lot of movies. People might know his face but not his name. Wilford Brimley steals the show in “Absence of Malice” but only you and me know he was in “The Thing.”
“You know what’s going on, but you hope he is perhaps a movie director? Santa Claus as a pedophile, ok. But Superman?”
LOL. I do so love EUM Admin’s commentaries. They nail it every time!
I guess Reeves should be applauded for taking on a difficult role which he likely didn’t get much thanks for, plus had a fate far worse than death or even life imprisonment IRL. Weird how life manages to fuck things up.
corny ass movie
absolute bollox movie not efffed in the least. this is not how a pedeo goes about his buissnes in plain sight. acting is propper effin shyt,warra load uvv crappo
Phil Schofield, Jimmy Saville, Michael Jackson, Biden, …, …
The list of pedos in plain sight is endless and most of them live in luxury compared to us normal people.
You forgot me
Its hardly grooming when you snatch kids off the street and arse-rape them in your party-van.
True,im too lazy for that bullshit,wasting precious fuckin time,groomimg,grab em,Van em & slam em,Bondi huh,yeah those were the days,picking up little faggots at the public toilets,in the park,fucking em & throwing them over the cliff edge,getting to old for that,focus in the young,such tight little shitholes & no struggle
Christopher Reeve portrays a creep really well. He always gave me the creeps anyway. Horribly bad acting from Wings Hauser. Meredith Baxter Birney is usually pretty good but it seems like she over acted to compensate for a lousy script. Even though the acting and script were bad I would have given it 5 stars if the kid roasted and died in the fire. 2 stars.
Ted Danson plays a convincing pedophile in the TV movie called “Something About Amelia” (1984) starring perpetual TV child victim Roxana Zal.
My top 5 effed up TV movies (in no particular order}:
1. “Murder of Innocence” (1993) About the “I don’t like Mondays” school shootings. Incredible performance by Valarie Bertinelli.
2. “The Rape of Richard Beck” (1985) Two slimy goons rape a hard nose cop and change his life.
3. “The Morning After” (1974) Outstanding performance by Dick Van Dyke about how booze can ruin you.
4. “The Lathe of Heaven” (1980) Sci-fi masterpiece starring the legendary Bruce Davison.
5. “Shattered Spirits” (1986) Epic performance by Martin Sheen as an abusive drunk. Professional child victim Roxana Zal is in this one too.
I screwed up. “Murder of Innocence” (1993) is about the Laurie Wade school shooting. The “I don’t like Mondays” shooter was Brenda Spencer. I just watched “Murder of Innocence” again. This is a 5 star movie with an absolutely stunning and extraordinary performance by Valerie Bertinelli. Bertinelli’s portrayal of a dangerously mentally ill woman is truly frightening.
who cares
You must since you replied to the comment.
More really good really effed up TV movies:
1. Aftermath: A Test of Love (1991)
Don’t be fooled by the title. This is the true story of the absolutely disgusting and cruel “Hi-Fi Murders” that happened on April 22, 1974 in Ogden, Utah. Two of the perpetrators were executed and one of them committed suicide. One of them got away with it due to lack of evidence. The cruelty of these assholes is unbelievable.
2. A Killing in a Small Town (1990)
True story starring Barbara Hershey. The panicked murder sequence is chilling.
3. A Mother’s Revenge (aka Desperate Justice) (1993)
Stars Lesley Ann Warren, the legendary Bruce Davison and Allison Mack. The creep in this one will make you want to kill him too.
4. The Legend of Lizzie Borden (1975)
Riveting performance by Elizabeth Montgomery. This is the best Lizzie Bordon movie. Another really good one is Lizzie (2018) starring Chloe Sevigny. A not so good one is Lizzie Bordon Took An Axe (2014) with Christina Ricci because of the inappropriate heavy metal music.
Thanks for the recommendations, I’ll remember this… hopefully…
I drink a bit
Copy/pasted your list, cheers
I have mixed feelings about this show (that’s the definition of love-hate relationship). I’m not surprised that there are people who don’t think this show exists, because it’s so run of the mill and bland. First off, the things I love: The voices are… uh… decent I guess? I hated the voices for Squishington and the cute dolls, and those were the ones I had a problem with. The only one that could be considered great was the voice of Gail matthuis’ character, Molly the doll. Speaking of characters, they’re all likable. Bumpy is just a fun energetic glutton, who brings his friends on crazy and funny adventures. Squishington is the polar opposite, he’s a cowardly germaphobic blob of cleaning detergent (or at least I think he’s cleaning detergent, oh and did you know that he was once gonna be BROWN? For context, he lives In a toilet… think about that.) who, unlike bumpy, thinks before he acts. Finally there’s Molly the doll, who seems to be the brains of the trio, and doesn’t mind taking (nose) blows from her owner, but she snaps when the other two disagree with her. Now… for the things I hate: HOW does the animation in this cartoon get so much praise? IT LOOKS HIDEOUS! Ironically, the “cute” doll characters make me want to throw up. Ok, it’s nice to look at when it’s not moving, but still. Also, there are some moments when the characters are shown in this really limited and choppy… Read more »
LOVE Bumpy!!!!
birdsonthings12 February 2022
I absolutely love this show. I was delighted to find it after not being able to remember the title. The animation/claymation with real life backgrounds is brilliant. The voice actors are perfect. The characters are perfectly weird. The stories are cute and funny. Overall, this is just a great series that unfortunately was canceled too soon.
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I only caught it a few times on its final run on toon disney and loved it. i was wondering if anyone knew if it was avalible on video or dvd. it was a great short lived show. the only times i saw it was on vacations at places with toon disney (ex. Disney world) by the time toon disney was avalible in pittsburgh most good shows were kicked off of toon disney, such shows as raw toonage, tail spin which is till on but at weird times. this was a classic claymation show which should be treated with respect and brought back on tv. but if it is availible on video then it dosen’t have to come back. there are many short lived seires which should be brought back. we should start a petition to bring these shows back
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****:A perfect 4 stars a really humorous series of claymation! !
PJS-57 November 1999
Good:All sorts of things such as the humor & claymation & the storylines & of course the music & not to mention the cast.
(Jim cummings & Rob Paulsen & Gail Mattheus of SNL & Tiny toons)
Beautiful:I dunno what to report here.
Bad:Although some may find Bumpys “Gross-out” humor attempts a little juvenille to just plain crude & disgusting not much to say here.
Ugly:That it way too short-lived on ABC.
(Although its availible on Toon Disne