Giallo In Venice (1979)

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Avg Rating: 4.4 / 5. Voted: 37

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AKA: Giallo a Venezia
Directed by: Mario Landi
Starring: Jeff Blynn (Detective), Leonora Fani (Flavia), Gianni Dei (Fabio), Mariangela Giordano (Marzia), Michele Renzullo (Andrea), Vassili Karis (Bruno)
Country: Italy, European Cinema
Language: Italian (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:38:43
Genres: Detective-Mystery, BDSM, Gore-Gruesome-, Sexual-Violence against Women, Voyeur

Plot – Spoilers:
A couple are found murdered near a canal in Venice. Investigation into their sex life reveals a kink-obsessed husband goading his wife into sexual romps that she finds hard to keep up with.

The detective in charge of the case struts about with a swagger that is only matched by his mop and appetite for hardboiled eggs.

Yup, an egg-gorging detective. He awkwardly juggles the eggs and throws the eggshell bits wherever he pleases, which goes very well with the copious amounts of sex, giallo-standard violence and vintage Italian women.

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OJ
OJ
January 14, 2021 11:37 am

God women were pretty and feminine back then. They are rubbish now ?

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
Reply to  OJ
January 14, 2021 2:36 pm

Wrong.. there are more women now than there was back then.. More beautiful women.. more every kind of woman.. still plenty of feminine women all over the damn globe. More pretty women now than ever before…

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
Reply to  OJ
January 14, 2021 7:54 pm

I’ve got to agree with you. Worst part is they all think they’re God’s Gift to mankind because they’ve got so many desperate guys sweet-talking them on the interwebz. Even the morbidly obese, the painfully fugly, and the woefully ignorant. So many have lowered their standards to the point where they’ll take anything as long as it has a pair of tits. And then there are the “gold diggers” The absolute worst humanity has to offer. How they act so rude, disrespectful and down right hateful until they learn what I drive, where I live, or who my family is. Then the dollar signs light up in their eyes and they turn on the “sweet and sexy”… It’s actually pitiful.

Reseca
Reseca
Reply to  Mike Ehrmantraut
January 14, 2021 11:54 pm

thanks for the pontification, incel

Maurice L.
Maurice L.
Reply to  Reseca
January 15, 2021 12:04 pm

I was about to post the same thing. This site should really disable the comments, they’re all either angry incels or psychotic Europeans who can’t stop talking about America (hey Europeans, you ever seen that movie called She’s Just Not That Into You?) . The internet is cancer and these comments are mostly no exception.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  Maurice L.
January 15, 2021 12:27 pm

How very Nazi-like of you…. and yet here you are, reading the comments you think should be banned. Ohhh the irony. And you know, only incels use the term “incel” because they know what it’s like to be shunned by women. And with a name like Maurice you’re probably a tubby little pillow biter anyway.

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
Reply to  Reseca
January 15, 2021 12:22 pm

Triggered much, God’s Gift? Or are you the lowly gold-digger type? Naaa. I can tell already you don’t have enough psudo-class.

Maurice L
Maurice L
Reply to  Mike Ehrmantraut
January 15, 2021 1:44 pm

Hahaha I really got you mad huh? 😛

Chad luke
Chad luke
Reply to  OJ
January 25, 2021 3:56 pm

And they still don’t want your incel ass boohoo

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
Reply to  Chad luke
January 25, 2021 5:02 pm

Says the chronic masturbator….

Chad Luke
Chad Luke
Reply to  Mike Ehrmantraut
January 26, 2021 2:35 pm

Mighty bold of you assuming I masturbate, not being a women hating incel made me likable enough to get a gorgeous gf that keeps me up all night go fuck your blow up doll sad pathetic incel

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
Reply to  Chad Luke
January 27, 2021 4:57 am

Are you trying to convince us or yourself of this rather obvious lie?

Actually I wash I was an incel… then I wouldn’t have to feed these 4 little shit I help create. The 13 year old speaks exactly like you… kid.

Oh That's Rich
Oh That's Rich
Reply to  Mike Ehrmantraut
January 27, 2021 5:05 am

20 bucks says “Chad Luke” (lolololz!) is a 15 year old wanna-be wigger who hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him.

Chad Luke
Chad Luke
Reply to  Oh That's Rich
March 1, 2021 11:56 am

lol you just mad all you get is your wife’s stretched open pussy from having four kids while I fuck my 18 year old Hot af Gf go change a diaper or be a miserable family guy else where

Ivan-O-Ho
Ivan-O-Ho
Reply to  Oh That's Rich
March 1, 2021 6:11 pm

Yup…. yup…. and yup. I don’t want any part of that bet cuz I know your right.

His desperate over compensate pretty much proves it to.

Chad Luke is a fat, pimple-faced, basement dwelling kid who women find disgusting.

Chad Luke
Chad Luke
Reply to  OJ
March 10, 2021 12:25 pm

Lmao I think you’re describing yourself and projecting your own insecurities incel. believe it or no Handsome guys don’t talk shit about women it’s always the ugly ass bitter incels that women feel uncomfortable around that do, bitter incels got to talk shit about females just to get some female attention

jessy haas
jessy haas
January 14, 2021 3:38 pm

brutal….bloody… strange….great music….top giallo!
thy admin —— oldie but goldie!

jessy

Ralph Bunag
Ralph Bunag
January 14, 2021 6:54 pm

There are more pretty women now thanks to the ‘cosmetic industry’ & ‘plastic surgery’. Thank you very much.

No.
No.
Reply to  Ralph Bunag
January 15, 2021 12:07 am

Plastic surgery makes people uglier. It’s fake. You can always tell. Americans seem to love it, though. Probably because they are a bunch of fakes.

Rilted Skinni
Rilted Skinni
Reply to  No.
January 15, 2021 12:02 pm

lol you salty europeans…. so mad at americans, and for the dumbest reasons, how about you all stop being so obsessed any pay attention to whats happening in your own country? because its probably suffering because you’re all thinking too much about your crush, America 😛

Rilted Skinni
Rilted Skinni
Reply to  No.
January 15, 2021 12:05 pm

btw South Koreans love plastic surgery you selective-information-loving idiot. I’ve never met a single white person who even appears to be in favour of plastic surgery.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
Reply to  Rilted Skinni
January 15, 2021 12:40 pm

Plastic surgery is the ultimate acknowledgement of ones insecurity. Is my nose too big? I had better spend a couple thousand dollars and make it a little smaller. Do I have too many wrinkles at 35? I better have them inject me with botulism and hide them. All to make themselves supposedly more attractive. And the surgeons pray on those insecure people to fund for their lavish lifestyles.

Rilted Skinni
Rilted Skinni
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
January 15, 2021 1:43 pm

Wow I really triggered you but good, huh? 😛

Stupid little keyboard warrior, go wikipedia plastic surgery some more you retarded incel.

Irine
Irine
Reply to  No.
January 15, 2021 10:00 pm

Get off of Instagram and go outside every once in a while.

Jenny
Jenny
Reply to  Ralph Bunag
January 15, 2021 3:35 am

thank you for this uplifting comment

Esseff
Esseff
January 15, 2021 8:32 pm

So, you incel keyboard warrior yankey euro sexist morons, was the film any fucking good.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
January 15, 2021 9:53 pm

Apparently, I really hurt poor little Rilted Skinni- jeans wearing, basement dweller’s feelings….. lolz

Dance for me, little monkey. Amuse me with your low IQ and child-like temper….

He surely must be one of those so insecure about his appearance that he absolutely needs to have a medical procedure done to elevate his amazingly low self esteem.

Ass raped by Daddy, perhaps Or was it an uncle? And you really need to learn another word besides “incel”. It means nothing to a guy whose getting laid regularly – which obviously IS NOT you.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
January 16, 2021 9:09 am

Pardon me for being so ignorant, but what exactly is an ”incel”. Its not a term I am familiar with. Btw, Dr Lecter, I love your comments, they always make lol. Cheers!

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Zed Man
March 11, 2021 6:43 am

Hey Zed, it means *Involuntarily Celibate* <3 It's precariously enunciated all over the fucking joint on here. xx

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Matisse Famke
March 11, 2021 9:06 am

Thx for explaining that, woman of many words. Nice to chat to you again. Je taime.

Zeus
Zeus
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
March 10, 2021 12:43 pm

D.r lecter would personally bite your ear off seeing an edgy fat incel like you using his name to make dumb Edgy comments like this, getting laid regularly you say ? Probably by some fat middle aged women with kids and saggy titts cause I don’t know any one more desperate than that

Jose
Jose
Reply to  Zeus
July 11, 2021 4:50 pm

Uh-oh! Another emotionally triggered, father rape projecting poofer. Did Daddy’s big dick tear your asshole open, kid? Do you still masturbate to vivid fantasies of Mommy spreading her cottage-cheese thighs for you? Mommy – who to this day only wishes that she had had the intestinal fortitude to abort you. More importantly, do you have even the foggiest clue of just how much useless toilet scum like yourself is so hated in the world today? It’s evident from the fact that only the sexually perverse want anything to do with your pathetic, broken and obviously ill educated ass. Now lets see how many more times you can use “edgy” and “incel” in your mindless, rambling comments intended to… what? Make everyone laugh at you?

Joseisaweirdcunt
Joseisaweirdcunt
Reply to  Jose
July 11, 2021 9:41 pm

Jose – You’re without a doubt the saddest person I’ve ever encountered online. I dread to think how miserable your life is

Melodic
Melodic
January 15, 2021 9:58 pm

I was looking for some spoilers in the comments but all I got was Europeans that feed into the stereotype that those people think they’re better than everyone else and men upset that no woman naturally pretty, plastic or otherwise has ever spoken to them of their own volition. Now I see why those men love this website so much lol

Jose
Jose
Reply to  Melodic
July 11, 2021 5:01 pm

Oh look! It’s yet another plain-Jane type who was never once asked to dance… I’m picturing Thelma from Scooby-Doo here. Cheer up, Thelma. There’s an over-weight, hygienically deficient, intellectually void child rapist “Shaggy” out there for you too.

Scream Bloody Gore
Scream Bloody Gore
January 15, 2021 11:34 pm

Fuck me, the skids in these comments….

Anyway, I’m a big fan of the ‘giallo’ genre. Beautiful women, bloody violence, nonsensical scripts and hilarious ‘acting’. This film had most of that, yet still managed to be boring as hell. Was more soft-core porn than a proper giallo flick. Star of the film was the Commissioner’s hair.

GioCad
GioCad
January 16, 2021 11:49 am

Thanks for this movie! I`m from Venice and i have to say it`s beautiful to see the town as it was some 40 years ago.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
January 16, 2021 7:01 pm

I have to say, this one rates pretty high on the LOL scale, especially in the character development area. From our seemingly egg obsessed hero and the fact that he never once changes clothes, to the blank sheet of paper that serves as his “warrant”, to the bullet wounded hand that functions perfectly, albeit it has a hole in it the size of Idaho…. I give this one a solid five LOLs.

Thank you, EUM… for all the hard work you do to keep us amused. You guys both rock AND roll.

PLEASE – shoot me an email and tell me how I can donate to your more then worthy cause.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
January 17, 2021 12:38 am

Admins, thanks a TON for adding another of my film requests! Glad to see it stirred shit up apparently;)

So I’ve seen damn near every gialli(plural of Giallo) made, literally, and this one is definitely an all-time favorite of mine. Giallo films have certain characteristics that define them as such, and this film took em, said fuck it, n cranked it to 11, and threw in some pretty ‘so bad it’s good’ acting, characters, filming, writing, the list goes on. This film is a piece of trash, and EASILY the most sleazy and misogynistic giallo, outta ALL of em, which actually says a lot. The Sister Of Ursula would take #2 in the sleaze af giallo category in case anybody was wondering, lol.

Even tho this film was made to b exploitive af, released when the Giallo genre was all but dead, was impossible to see uncut until recently(I got the Scorpion bluray) bc I guess they uncovered some unedited print of it in a dentist office attic, lol, and all the aforementioned qualities initially listed, I still love this film. On a ‘giallo scale’ I give it a 10/10 all day, the standing ovation:D

Users: If u like/ r interested in Giallo films, I’d highly suggest checking out the film The House With Laughing Windows(all-time #1 fav of mine) which could easily b considered one of the pillars of the genre(tho lesser known), n last I knew was on YouTube to view freely. Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Have The Key (whew) is another fav and one to definitely check out, as well as The Psychic(aka Sette Note In Nero) by the late, great Lucio Fulci. Also awesome r any/all gialli directed by Mario Bava or starring the lovely Edwige Fenech<3

Giocad
Giocad
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
January 23, 2021 12:44 am

the house with the laughing windows is unbelievably good! Any movie from Lucio Fulci would be also a great add. He`s a master of horror like Dario Argento. Don`t torture a duckling is a great Giallo from Lucio

Lee
Lee
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
February 1, 2022 1:40 am

Edwige is certainly the most beautiful of the giallo ladies. She was in an Eli Roth movie, if I’m not mistaken.

Niki Blazen
Niki Blazen
March 13, 2021 12:29 pm

I just wanna throw a quick shoutout to the homie who does the descriptions for these movies…. Bro, I was like WTF does hardboiled eggs have do with anything. Hardboiled eggs are the best… But dude seriously, I never knew it would hit a certain nerve inside me to just watch this egg addicted maniac throw these damn eggshells everywhere. I couldn’t focus on literally anything else in the entire movie.

Kahn V
Kahn V
May 22, 2021 9:42 pm

Wow this movie is fun to watch

stuff,i,dont,know
stuff,i,dont,know
July 11, 2021 6:20 am

my god forget the movie the comment section is way more interesting

Mr W
Mr W
September 9, 2021 9:59 pm

thanks for blowing my headphones off in the first 2 seconds

Zardoz
Zardoz
February 2, 2022 2:55 am

Just curious but is this from the 35mm print of this film, which contained the lost uncensored version, that was found in the attic of a Portuguese dental clinic, was restored and released on Blu-ray in 2016?

jack surf
jack surf
March 14, 2022 5:26 pm

a good movie some nudity pretty girls… it was a good movie with a good ending the dude got what he needed .you cant blame his wife …she was long suffering and she did the only thing she could do…