Honeymoon (2014)

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Avg Rating: 3.6 / 5. Voted: 36

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Directed by: Leigh Janiak
Starring: Rose Leslie (Bea), Harry Treadaway (Paul), Ben Huber (Will), Hanna Brown (Annie)
Country: United States
Language: English (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:27:25
Genres: Sci-Fi, Gruesome, Self-Harm

Plot – Spoilers:
A recently married couple – Bea and Paul – arrive at Bea’s family cabin in the woods. They’re slurping in their love for each other and even by honeymoon standards are annoying. Paul often calls her honeybee and she responds with a bzzzz. So you wait patiently for the perfect facade to fall like a waffle. And it does.

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cardriver
cardriver
September 7, 2020 12:28 am

A well made and atmospheric slow burner with a violent and nihilistic ending, thanks for this one, Effedup.

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?????
September 7, 2020 3:54 am

all his problems could’ve been solved by a simple, “I know you are but what am i?” lmao

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
September 7, 2020 9:19 am

Very tense, suspenseful, and frightening. Thanks EUM for this new thriller!

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
September 9, 2020 5:35 pm

Three minutes into this film, and I’m already fantasizing about using my deli meat slicer and making samiches with this extremely annoying couple…. and serving them up with potato salad, cheese sticks, and a nice relish tray.

Mike Ehrmantraut
Mike Ehrmantraut
September 10, 2020 5:36 pm

This is a surprisingly good movie. Surprising in that I just didn’t take to the actors. I judge movies on how I “bond” with the characters, how I like them, how I root for them or for their demise, and I couldn’t develop any sort of bond with either one. That usually mean I move on to something else. But not this film. I was compelled to watch. It’s a good, suspenseful story. Quite original which is very refreshing… a slow burn that lures you in deeper and deeper until….. BAM! It reaches out and grabs you by the pussy. Or other parts….

bad movies
bad movies
September 13, 2020 12:24 am

well that was unexpected

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 19, 2020 12:05 pm

Not neccessarily effed up, but still a good thriller that kept me guessing. A weird ending, didnt really explain what actually happened, probably making way for a sequel. Nice effort overall.

Chu
Chu
December 22, 2020 7:26 am

very nice. little slow but I liked it. Not as effed up but still good.

Maniac
Maniac
February 25, 2021 5:47 am

This was good, I enjoyed it, I saw this years ago and forgot all abot this movie til I saw it here. If the guy was’t such a beta male, he would’ve survived. This movie is a sci-fi thriller, a pretty well done one too considering the budget. When I first saw this, I thought the girl was having an affair with a hillbilly after buddy finds man-sauce on her nightgown in the woods but then it becomes more evident that something more insidious is at work. A good watch and I reccomend it. In 2020 and 2021 it’s actually refreshing to find this gem of a movie which is pretty original when Hollywood nowadays is more focused on spitting out remakes after remakes packed with “woke” SJW, and far-left bullshit in their movies.

Vic
Vic
March 13, 2021 8:16 pm

I liked this one. Maybe not a repeat watch but it was pretty good.

Lotty Da
Lotty Da
October 12, 2021 4:28 am

Yes, I agree with other comments. Slow but sure, this thriller is definitely worth a watch. Not boring, with an end that will leave you exasperated (whatever that means)…

Zozie
Zozie
December 11, 2021 8:27 am

damn that was interesting

Rumpel
Rumpel
May 30, 2022 10:19 pm

Bea makes me drool

Peter Rose
Peter Rose
September 11, 2022 9:04 pm

I found the direction of this film by Leigh Janiak to be elegant and sophisticated and the story kept you interested and engaged throughout. A brilliant film. Absolutely fascinating. I highly recommend. Thank you for taking the time to read my comment.

BestCriticInHere
BestCriticInHere
October 4, 2022 10:36 am

Nonsensical cryptic garbage. Looks like the director had an idea after tripping on acid, wrote the beginning of the plot then gave it to a hobbo who was addicted to crack who in turned gave back to the director’s dog who shat on it and proceeded to give it to his emo daughter who wrote the crappy ending. I’d give it a 0/5 but then the rating wouldn’t go down. This is one of those movies where you honestly want to physically hurt whoever wrote this delusional dumbfuckery.