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AKA: –
Directed by: Matt Jaissle
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:02:06
Genres: (Puppet) Animation, Dolls, Gore-Gruesome, Satanists-Voodoo, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Females, Porn-related
About:
The final piece in the Necro Files trilogy features dolls and puppets in some kind of animation format.
A skeletal rapist follows a young woman to a church, which is just some room plastered with a few religious-looking color printouts. He leaps over a toy piano to get at the woman hiding behind it, turns her over, and then rapes her while a lifeless tinfoil cross watches helplessly over her decapitated body. All of this happens within the first 11 minutes which also has by then seen a barbie-type doll’s disemboweled remains being fucked.
This is Logan, resurrected as an Amazonian death-god, and back in town. While it might be true that the maker of this film took the low budgets of the previous films and sent them to zero here, you’ll most likely end up lauding the zero-budget efforts put in to entertain whoever is lucky enough to watch this – like potted plants serving as the Amazon and the raised eyebrow at 23:24.
im crine wat is this
is this shit made by a fucking toddler
i think im racist
This is the best of the 3. Make sure to stay till the end to see the out takes. 3 and a half stars.
the quality reminds me of the candlemass bewitched music video
This shit was hilarious.
why is this GENUINELY funny
Lego Snuff Be Better
ok…aguanté 7 minutos, supongo que es un logro considerando la película
This I LOVED! Just for its utter sit back and watch. It’s actually great then. You realise your brain has dripped out. so watch it again. lol I LOVED THIS
Is that JD vance or something at 34 minutes in?
I couldn’t make it past about the 10 minute mark it’s just too ridiculous
“For the introduction of a socialist economy is more than a ‘decree’! It requires a moral understanding, an ethical conviction, a religious profession of faith! For in its innermost essence, it is a turning away from the idolatry of previous millennia, the overcoming of a monetary system already attacked by MOSES AND CHRIST, which could be maintained to the present day only by keeping people stupid and terrorizing them, and by a mendacious sanctimoniousness. To bring about this powerful revolution is our mission; to prevent it, on the other hand, is the intention and perhaps already the task assigned to Schacht.”
— Adolf Hitler, in Otto Wagener’s Memoirs of a Confidant, p. 263
The fuck I just watch…im invested a lil
Has matt hardy made this film…one of his broken matt hardy creations
uff esto si es cine
A whole new level of ridiculousness and I’m here for it!
The best movie in history
Those is so fucking stupid yet so hilarious. This is something I would’ve made when I was 12.
fat fred’s favourite film
best thing since sliced bread
Well I was not expecting that…
Now this one of those movies of all times
The ones with the halloween costume and the giant dildo hanging out were better, this is just an edgy kid playing with his sister’s dolls, Well at least we have the trilogy, hope the next ones return to actual actors if it does exist.
… No
How are people that make these movies real
Wow. How awful are these lol.
Thts is objectively the best movie ever. Name a better film. You can’t.
erm yeah
I had a blast watching this shit lol
Better than the Barbie movie 😉