SantaClaus: A Horror Story (2016)

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Avg Rating: 2.3 / 5. Voted: 31

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Directed by: Bill Zebub
Starring: Bill Zebub (Professor)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 02:07:22
Genres: Sexual-attacks against Women, Religion, Lesbian action

Plot – Spoilers:
Santa Claus is out on the town molesting women in their sleep.

Professor Bill Zebub has plenty of theories on the evolution of Santa from a vile force in ancient times to his current kindly avatar. He preaches these thoughts to scantily-clad women who also educate him on the historical aspects of Christianity. These discourses contain some amazing lines that can often be lost to the distractions of bare flesh: Tornado is a tongue twister if it gets in your mouth.

21 thoughts on “SantaClaus: A Horror Story (2016)

  • December 25, 2020 at 1:53 pm
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    bill zebub is a amateur….a very bad film director!

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    • December 26, 2020 at 4:06 am
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      ^^^ This right here ^^^

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    • September 11, 2021 at 4:06 am
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      not only that but they curse prophet jesus pbuh and for this they should rot in hell for all eternity. me as muslim i respect all the prophets of the Almighty. even if im a sinner aswell i still have faith.

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  • December 25, 2020 at 6:01 pm
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    Yes.. Bill’s work is cornball. He loves making films like these.. it enables him to see boobs up close and cop a feel.

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  • December 26, 2020 at 12:04 am
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    Bill Zebub is like the horror Adam Sandler, if I see he made it, I don’t watch it.

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  • December 26, 2020 at 8:55 am
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    What a hideous piece of garbage ? few cheap whores get involved in deep philosophical conversation about religion. You got to love an idiot who came up with this entertaining idea.

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  • December 26, 2020 at 9:51 am
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    IMDB has this at 2hr 5min, thats over half an hour more. Is this censored?

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    • December 26, 2020 at 10:03 am
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      We listed the time wrong. Fixed now

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  • December 26, 2020 at 12:01 pm
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    jesus christ what is this for garbage….. 0 points!

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    • December 26, 2020 at 12:09 pm
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      I love how this site is filled with narcissists who get genuinely perplexed that the uploader didn’t think to upload films said narcissists wanted him to

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      • December 27, 2020 at 9:01 pm
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        If you don’t know what narcissist means maybe you shouldn’t use the term so loosely.

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      • December 28, 2020 at 6:24 am
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        Bruh that’s not even what narcissist means.. fuck you’re dumb.

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        • December 28, 2020 at 2:09 pm
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          Wow you’re an IDIOT. I didn’t even say what narcissism means, but yes I did use it correctly, to refer to somebody who is obsessed with their own views and opinions to the point that other views and opinions don’t exist at all, so calm down you fucking incels lol

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          • December 28, 2020 at 10:45 pm
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            I see people expressing their opinion.. what’s wrong with that? You are the one being an asshole.. you incel.

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  • December 27, 2020 at 6:28 am
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    The girl with the green hair is the only part I liked. And she didn’t look too happy to be there.

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  • December 28, 2020 at 9:24 am
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    Ok…. I did not make through the entire film but what I did see was Ho Ho Horrible!

    Someone should tell Bill to just go to a strip club if he wants to see/feel boobs!

    I now also have a weeks worth of fact checking on his Santa lore “history”. I gotta believe he never got that bike he wanted for Christmas when he was 10.

    Hard pass and shame on me for not taking the advice of other reviewers!

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  • January 28, 2021 at 2:21 pm
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    What the absolute fuck did I watch. It’s slow, badly acted and the story makes no sense whatsoever.

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  • April 13, 2021 at 5:09 am
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    At the beginning the movie is awesome to watch but after some time the movie and the conversation becomes boring also you can’t judge at a religion like that I like Bill movies but this one is only fun to watch at the beginning for the rest of the movie conversation is boring and has nothing to do with the title of the movie.

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  • May 6, 2021 at 1:38 pm
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    It was a pleasure to wathch such an interesting contrast to other films I like the portrayan of the actresses as intellectuals rather than just bodies

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  • October 14, 2021 at 8:46 pm
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    Ah yes, Bill Zebub. He’s at all the East Coast horror cons with his table and his scores of terrible films, usually drunk. Say what you will- its garbage (it is), the directors work is worse than amateurish (yup), Bill is using his movies as an excuse to expose and feel up girls (more than likely). You know what though? He’s been making them for years. Someone is buying them. He gets progressively better cameras (but not sound), and seems to be able to afford to pay the actresses. Though sadly Bill is getting a bit long in the tooth to play these roles, to be honest.

    Anyway, if you want to see another side of crusty old Bill, head on to wfmu dot org and look in the archives for ‘Professor Dum Dum’s Lab’. Its a metal show he hosted for many years, which is quite decent, as opposed to his shit films. Good music anyway.

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