Touchless (2013)

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Avg Rating: 3.2 / 5. Voted: 48

No one cared thus far. Do you?


AKA: Bez Doteku
Directed by: Matej Chlupacek
Starring: Tereza Vítu (Jolana), Marian Roden (Stepfather), Ondrej Malý (Pimp), Adrian Jastraban (Weird man), Petra Lustigová (Daniela), Krystof Hádek (Cop)
Country: Czech Republic; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Czech (Eng Subs); Czech-Slovakia Cinema
Runtime: 01:09:43
Genres: Prostitution, Old-Young Relationships, Mental Illness, Sexual-Violence against Women

Plot – Spoilers:
A Czech high-school senior is lusted after by her stepdad who’s quite bold about it because her mother works night-shifts and is more interested in maintaining the façade of a happy family. Once the mother gives her go-ahead, the girl descends into hallucinations and ends up at a brothel. Then everyone talks a lot. There’s also this simp who is convinced he feels for the girl rather than wanting to bone her. Meanwhile, the girl hates herself more.

This is borderline effed-up and almost mainstream. Also, it’s weirdly edited and almost feels like this is the cut version or something. But couldn’t find anything that suggests a longer cut exists. The duration difference on IMDB seems related to a regional video-standard thing.

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Hulmedog
Hulmedog
January 12, 2023 6:46 pm

I have a crack cyst on my left nut. when i ram it in your asshole Steve it might burst wide open and drip down your veined bok-bok pins, like those you get in a kfc bucket cum chum

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Hulmedog
January 12, 2023 6:50 pm

Thats so hot!!!!!

Hummah 42O
Hummah 42O
Reply to  Hulmedog
September 24, 2023 7:46 pm

ram a testicle? Virgin huh

Ed
Ed
January 12, 2023 6:40 pm

I’m touching my balls hey tizz wanna join?

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Ed
January 12, 2023 6:44 pm

Damn autospell I meant rizz,you little ass bandit you

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Steve
January 12, 2023 6:48 pm

i like guzzling rizz. i love it spurting through my uterus

Steve
Steve
January 8, 2023 10:30 am

Toucheless? I don’t know about that,im touching myself……hard,youre not a real man unless you fuck children you cowards

Sniff
Sniff
December 16, 2022 8:07 pm

She gets fucked by her stepdad and he sells her as a prostitute poor woman

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Sniff
January 8, 2023 10:31 am

Was she 12 though?

Cole
Cole
December 16, 2022 3:15 am

Her tits were nice. So nice that I want to cut them off and wear them round my ears while I ride my bicycle and tring tring my bell everytime they slap against my cheeks. What a nice way to spend summer that would be.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Cole
January 23, 2023 1:27 am

Fuck off neckbeard

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
December 16, 2022 2:21 am

I thought it really sucked. Yeah, the lead actress has nice tits but you need a script too, right?

Hala
Hala
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
December 17, 2022 5:58 am

LOL. Sounds like you summed it up.

Petra
Petra
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
December 17, 2022 11:09 am

The script was about a Czech teenager getting sexually abused by almost every male in her community, while other women didn’t really care about her. At the end, she finds the will and the way to get away from every bastard of her life without the help of anyone. Have you watched the movie, or you just love making stupid comments about “tits”…. You sound like a virgin little boy with a tiny dick,

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Petra
December 17, 2022 12:28 pm

No need to get upset. I thought the movie sucked ass. At the beginning her stepdad is banging her, she gets an abortion, then the next minute she’s at a brothel where everyone seems to know her and she seems to have been working there for a long time. Then at the end you realize it was all a bullshit fantasy she was telling her psychiatrist (he was also the pimp at the brothel, you fucking dipshit). Hey Petra, you fucking asshole, if you thought it was good then good for you. I thought it was a waste of time. Just another story about a woman that thinks the whole world revolves around her ass and pussy and needs to tell the world every time she gets fucked. Yes, I did watch the movie. It totally sucked. I don’t recommend it at all.

Not Petra
Not Petra
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
December 17, 2022 12:34 pm

Oldmother needs fucking glasses. The schizo character is not the same as the pimp. stfu idiot.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Not Petra
December 17, 2022 12:40 pm

You need glasses and brains if you thought this movie was good because it totally sucked. If you haven’t seen it, trust me, don’t watch it. It sucks bad. A total waste of time.

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Not Petra
December 17, 2022 12:51 pm

Well IMDB has them listed as one & the same, so…

Not Petra
Not Petra
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
December 17, 2022 2:12 pm

No, it doesn’t. Pimp=Kleiner

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Not Petra
December 17, 2022 2:23 pm

Get some glasses shithead. I know way more about this movie than you ever will. You just take a cursory look at films and then act like you are the authority of films, just like the fucking dipshit everyone knows you are. You have totally proven that you know absolutely nothing about this film. See an optometrist you blind fucking idiot. Try to have a more keen eye for detail like I do when you watch a movie and people will have more faith in your reviews like they do with mine. If you don’t know anything about a movie it is obviously a good idea not to make comments about them, especially when you get personal with name calling. Now you look like the biggest fucking idiot on here, you fucking jerk. Put that thinking cap on, you fucking dipshit.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Not Petra
December 17, 2022 12:55 pm

Whoops! Who needs glasses now Not Petra, you fucking dipshit? Mmmmm? I guess I really did watch the movie. Not Petra only gives movies a cursory glance and then decides that he/she/non-binary fuckhead is an authority reviewer. I obviously know way more about the film than you do and you just proved that. Next time you are going to watch a film, try to have more of a keen eye for detail like I do so you can understand what is actually happening in a film, quiz kid. Pay attention more you fucking dipshit.

Not Petra
Not Petra
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
December 17, 2022 2:13 pm

Hahahaha you are even stupider than i thought you turtle eyed retard. And who tf even says dipshit?

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Not Petra
December 17, 2022 2:42 pm

You’ve already exposed yourself as the fucking dipshit everyone knows you are. Why keep digging deeper, you blind fucking moron? Pay more attention when you watch films, you total fucking dipshit. It’s so obvious that I know way more about this film than you ever will because everyone can see that your cognitive skills are very limited. You seem to have the retention span of a fucking gnat. You should have paid more attention when you were in school and maybe you wouldn’t be such a fucking dipshit now. Try to pay attention when you watch a film. Then when you comment on them, you won’t come across like the fucking moron you’ve exposed yourself to be. Have a nice day shit for brains.

waterwyayetryeye
waterwyayetryeye
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
June 10, 2023 7:44 am

If you are such an analyzer, I expect an analytical dissertation or something comparable/slightly more in depth, not a simplistic review like that. Stop raging like a sperg

fred fat
fred fat
December 15, 2022 9:49 pm

accept no imitators – fredfat has always been lower case

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  fred fat
December 15, 2022 10:01 pm

get ur own name george cloney

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  fred fat
December 15, 2022 11:22 pm

And lower IQ.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Zed Man
December 30, 2022 6:17 pm

really funny – well done – ur the first cunt to make that comment – u can now anally fuck a mong

Steve
Steve
Reply to  fred fat
January 8, 2023 10:31 am

& a minuscule cock