Malevolence (2004)
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AKA: –
Directed by: Stevan Mena
Starring: Richard Brandon Johnson (Julian), Heather Magee (Marylin), Samantha Dark (Mom), Courtney Bertolone (Daughter), Richard Glover (Kurt)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:25:33
Genres: Killer
Plot – Spoilers:
Bank heist leaves one shot. Rest congregate at a designated house in the woods. A mom and daughter taken hostage, also brought there. Killer lives next door. He was groomed to be one. This bit is the most interesting part about the movie but isn’t delved into much here. This film is on mostly because the series is a cult one.
This was bad in a sort of Manos: Hands of Fate or Troll 2 kind of way, where the entertainment is mainly deprived from a pretty profound ineptitude in the filmmaking. The editing, acting, writing and score are particularly terrible, yet also the best part. Not quite at the level of the aforementioned titles, but a half-decent weaker flavour of the same treat.
A corny mixture of Friday the 13th and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Cliched jump scares and moronic script. Super corny and shitty movie.
male violence – thats a first
volence – dummy
i was playing with words u dummy
play with something else – dummy
fuck your mummy – dummy
You getting laid would be a first you fuckin ass wipe
Cry baby
Bahahahahahahahahahaha
It’s obvious to everyone that your feelings are really hurt. Just stop being a fucking cry baby. Grow up. You are very immature. You’re like 10 or 11 years old, right?
11 year olds,jesus another PEDOPHILE,fuck off ya nonce cunt,yeah my feelings are crushed,soul destroyed bahahaha
Then shut up you unloved annoying asshole.
Get fucked lardass,I do what want you limey cunt & hey ya mum loves me…….multiple times a night,if im annoying,then mission achieved,say hi to mamma fat for me
This is really sad
Thought that goes without saying.
Like how you go without Pussy & respect? Like that you mean? Definitely goes without saying you fuckin stain
Yeah,real sad you challenged cunt,2 fucking morons using 5 different names thinking they are fucking with me,but are instantly recognizable because they all use the exact same wording…….mmm yeah ok,if you’re gonna try that shit you utter fucking retards here’s a tip,change up the words & phrases you use,its a dead give away,the fact you gotta make up 3-5 friends to seemingly “back you up” is hilarious & flattering hahaha stoopid motherfucker(s) π€£ π π
Ted – we need to talk. Don’t get into pissing contests with these people. The only reason they call you cry baby, little faggot and pussy is because they are totally jealous of you. Your writing style and your comments are just pure genius, and I don’t mean that in a condescending or patronizing way. When you tell your friends at elementary school that you wrote things like “I do what want you limey cunt & hey ya mum loves meβ¦β¦.multiple times a night” they must howl with laughter. I can see the hi fives, atta boys and slaps on the back now. I bet all the kids at elementary school say all the time how cool they think you are. Don’t let creeps like Steve and all the other ones get you down. You should be satisfied in your heart that your comments are the best you can do. You know, a college professor friend of mine read some of your comments and he was wondering if you might be interested in a teaching job. Not saying you’d need help with your charm and intellect. You could be a CEO of a large corporation, maybe an astrophysicist, maybe a movie star or maybe even a politician. The skies the limit. Keep your chin up my friend and don’t let those fools get you down. Bu-Bye
Nice detective work, Sherlock – never mind the fact that any asshole can simply mimic others’ lingo/vocabulary, but you’re clearly the only sad prick around here who gives too much of a shit, so the fact that we’re laughing at your retarded clowning ass makes it even better.
I am not lauging. I am barely entertained by the monthly ..Three men and a baby.. sprawl.
stop being an anal child molester – please