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AKA: Vase de Noces; The Pig Fucking Movie; One Man and His Pig
Directed by: Thierry Zeno
Starring: Dominique Garny and some animals
Country: Belgium; Effed Up Belgian Movies; European Cinema
Language: –
Runtime: 01:18:54
Genres: Violence Against-Relationships with Animals, Scat, Puking
Plot – Spoilers:
A young Belgian farmer lives alone in a rundown church and its surrounding farmland with an assortment of animals including birds, ducks, chicken and most notably, a female pig. The farmer is either extremely lonely, or a little mental, as he is quite taken up by the beauty of the pig as she plays around in manure or struts around, pirouetting her plump ass. After several attempts, he manages to fuck her and she soon gives birth to three piglets who look nothing like him. His paternal instincts are in overdrive though, and he locks her up and attempts to bring the piglets up by himself.
The farmer has unique ways of dealing with his existence. For example, he blindfolds himself in an enclosed space and attempts to locate his love from among the other unattractive animals, just from her sound and by touch. He also deals with loss in a unique way – by brewing himself a kettle of shit-tea and binge-eating shit. A charming man indeed.
This isn’t the charlotte’s web I remember
vro WHAT is this movie 😭✌️
This movie could have been 30 minutes.Too much filler
Truthfully I was dreading the thought of watching a film with “The Pig Fucking Movie” in the title, especially since I just watched the vile and vomit inducing film called “Debris Documentar” (2012) yesterday. Surprisingly “Wedding Trough” was much better than I thought it would be. There were several reasons why I liked this film. The cinematography and the editing were done very well and there was no dialog, which meant I didn’t have to read subtitles or think too hard about a plot. Yes, the weird guy does fuck a pig, but he busts his nut pretty quick so that segment is only like a minute long. There is a lot of religious sounding music but there is also experimental electronic avant-garde music, which I found to be very effective in the scenes the music was placed in. When he was gorging himself on that big pile of shit he just dropped I was saying “Don’t do it” but I laughed for the rest of the way of the movie. Maybe I was in the right mood to watch this but I thought this was one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen. Call me crazy but I’m going 4 stars on this one.
its enugh internet today
Que mierda acabo de ver…
The synth beats in this fuck
That’s why we muslim dont eat pigs cause who is fucking those who knows.
What the fuck
what the fuck
yet another valid reason to hate b*lgians
He built the town’s church all by himself, do they call him Steve the church builder? No. He ran the post office for 20 years. Do they call him Steve the postman? No.
But he fucked one pig….
Fuck ass Belgians
What a fucking weird movie, not worth watching unless your interested in seeing a man fucking a pig for 1 hour
I dont think this movie apports any artistic value, nor a reason for the killing of the animals displayed…such a shame, I sincerely hope they made used of their corpses in a more useful way .
Real pigs n piglets being killed, the director should be gang raped
Still wondering how’s this website on the clear web
Man fucks a pig, pig gives birth to three of his babies, three is a small litter for a pig, maybe he shoots small loads, surprising considering this man has massive fucking balls for actually filming this shit, he loves the piglets for precisely two minutes before getting annoyed with them and hanging them, the pig dies of heartbreak and the man buries the pig, he then eats his own piss and shit for half an hour before throwing it all up, he then hangs himself. if i had nine lives, i would track down every human being who played a role in the creation of this film, gather them into a room, and shoot myself in the head nine times because what the actually fuck did i just witness. this film makes me want to tell a trusted adult but i would fear the adult would lock in a mental asylum for the rest of my life. im going to kill myself what the fuck
What a great LGBTQIA+ movie! Remember the “+” is for animal and child stuff! Thanks Jews!
Oh man, I wished the chirping of the bird, ducks and chicken had subtitles. It feels like they’re bitching about the weird man who has a thing with the pig. lmao. (Most scenes are so boring because there’s no dialogue. There’s a BGM, but I still find it monotonous. So if you look away, you might miss a thing in the movie.) I agree with other commenters that the piglets are so cute. So, were they actually killed during the film? Most probably. However, making the mother pig sees the corpses of her children was probably the most-fucked up scene because it was included as a scene in this movie (regardless if these piglets have been actually killed or not). The most chilling part was that her extremely shocked reaction towards her “dead” children is seen as entertainment for the makers of this film. Supposed that this was done to a human like playing a prank on someone else’s parents and making props of their “dead” child for them to see isn’t really something a decent human would do. Bestiality in this film is probably more horrific for the people during their time because it wasn’t commonly “filmed” unlike today since you can watch porn of this kind of sex online. Also, impregnating a female pig with a human male semen to fertilize piglets in its womb is impossible (at least for now). They’re not even in the same taxonomic species, which simply means they had too much difference in… Read more »
Total rubbish. Don’t waste your time watching this.
It had to be Blegium another massive boring farm of old pedos and depressive people. fucking weird people what ever happened to the good values Europe traditionally had?
Bon. Encore une fois. Il faut m’éclairer. C’est très ennuyeux, et paradoxalement sa chemise reste imaculée…
Je suis une femme, l’image de la truie aurait du me outrer? Et niveau vrai ou faux étrons, Salo m’a plus touché. Pardon pour mon anglais et merci traducteur.
Well. Once again. You must enlighten me. It’s very boring, and paradoxically his shirt remains immaculate…
I am a woman, the image of the sow should have offended me? And level true or false turds, Salo touched me more. Sorry for my English and thank you the translator.
Hmmmmmmmm… Definitely of its time AND wayyy ahead of its time… Nicely shot.. interesting soundtrack… More depths of human misery and banality of existing.. doesn’t tell us much aside from ultimately we are all alone… And one can never have enough jars …….
The scene where he dressed the little pigs and tried to feed them was actually really cute tbh
That pig was seriously cute. Better looking than some the girls I have dated, and it does not talk back, lol.
not the cute baby pig fuck that crazy asshole
Post-thought: Whilst I initially assumed I wouldn’t enjoy this movie, I was more interested throughout than anticipated. I’d have to say my favorite scene began when the two birds started mating to the point the camera goes to the man and his pig. To me, it summed up the whole premise of the movie. Behind human eyes, no matter how foreign it is to witness, two birds fucking was far more natural than this dude’s weird obsession with his pig. I couldn’t help, but hope during the viewing of this that the creators of this movie didn’t end up traumatizing the pig with the dude chasing it around/pretending (hopefully pretending…) to fuck it. Overall, if you’re into watching movies even just for a weird-ass time, I recommend this. The soundtrack is great, but some of the sound effects are disgusting.
Twelve minutes in, and this soundtrack slaps. I don’t know what some of ya’ll are talkin’ about with your trash.
nice movie but toolong, could made it 60 minutes and wouldbe amazing
He fucks the pig, he kills the pigs, he feasts on his own shit. 8/10
I really have wanted to see this film for a long time but could never find it so thank you for posting! That being said, this movie is so fucking painfully boring and awful that I wished I was hung like one of the incest human/pig babies
That ‘religious music,’ is by one of the great geniuses of all time, Claudio Monteverdi
Really boring movie, specially by the terrible music [I hate the “cluck cluck” song after the pig scene]. You can find the same “shock value” in Two Girls One Cup. Watch it if you like but be prepared to kept forwarding the long shots in each scene or better watch Cannibal Holocaust, at least the pace was better.
It would be great to see the making-of for this film. It is called Of Pigs and Men (2009). I can’t find it anywhere but it is apparently an interview with the actor in this.
If you can stand the religious music, and deal with the complete and utter inanity of a film about a seriously retarded individual, you might – just might – find a reason for watching it.
I’ve heard about this one, need to see this! Thanks brother!
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