A Perfect Child of Satan (2012)
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AKA: –
Year: 2012
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Chelsea Chainsaw
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:21:22
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Internet Dangers, Prostitution, Gore-Gruesome
Plot – Spoilers:
A prostitute is lonely and bored of her clients and their needs, many of whom are submissive men. She hooks up with a stranger online and is stoked to meet him real. A video diary captures her growing excitement as the big day approaches. Too bad for her, the stranger is one of Lucifer Valentine’s creations who doesn’t have courtship in mind.
i can tolerate gore and violence against women, but i draw the line at calling the cat a slut.
this movie sucks
With a name like Chelsea Chainsaw you know it’s not gonna end well for her.
oh yeah👌👌
LUCIFER VALENTINE MOVIES ARE EPIC
i actually kinda liked this one, it had no vomiting and was short. not bad at all compaired to his other films >_<
Hey rizz……oops I mean Jizz,can I play with your nuts? Can you give me a pearl necklace,I love you jizz
That was interesting 😂😂
Who was playing the murderer? He sounds FUCKING HOT.
It was the Director,Lucifer Valentine,I have the box set of those vomit gore movies & PCOS is included in the behind the scenes extras for that one,he’s interviewing the Actress (Chelsea Chainsaw) & they go over everything before (& after filming) in the before she reads out a contract where she agrees to get,slapped around,fucked,fucked in the ass,for the sake of realism in the movie & agrees she’s ok & agrees with the conditions & says the same in the after🤷♂️either way even though that stuff is not explicitly shown,it is all 100% real (beside the fkn murder obviously) buy yeah its interesting & if you can manage to find those extras,worth checking out
He sounds gay. You must be a thirsty 50 years old virgin if you think that’s hot
This was a nice short (the editing, the pacing, the sound design – although I heard someone say Lucifer Valentine has used the same sound effects in another movie so can’t confirm that is all that
original, but it worked for this short). Ya’ll are just deranged and wanna see people die horrific ways.
The acting was natural at the beginning but this girl isn’t made to sound natural while screaming, maybe she’s an amateur. She did a good job.
lowkey sucked
A tinder date courtesy of Lucifer Valentine that is both predictable and boring, but will satisfy his 14 year old emo fans. Dross, 0.5/5 cats (but as always thank you EUM Admin for this website)
my 1st foray into the world of lucifer valentine – raw, left w/some questions (namely, how did her panties get back on??) but overall i find it to be a cautionary tale in vid form that i might show my daughters
an effective piece of shit. this guy does really know what he’s doing. it’s jarring for sure. there’s just no value to it whatsoever. serial killer porn
honestly i know alot ov ppl wouldnt agree but i liked this movie. its more realistic than lucifers other films and all the other ones made no fucking sense and felt like fever dreams with weird shots and weird music and just u couldnt fucking tell what was going on. i liked the main character and honestly seeing what happened was really sad. most ppl would just be like well she was a prostitute what was she expecting and not care, call it some other shit movie but idk i was emotionally invested in her and the ending rlly made me sad. not the best movie but i didnt regret watching
Well…this was definitely something. I can say that it was a movie for sure. A good movie? No, but a film it was. Why do I subject myself to this? It wasn’t even the gore or the lack thereof. It was just so boring. At least the acting was good? Idk y’all.
So fake what makes it so boring
well…. that was amusing.
Litttle mumblecore short film. With a pinch of Satan. Cue the editing.
This is the only Lucifer Valentine I didn’t feel sick watching.
I’d rather fuck the cat than her, jesus
ayo what
@deeznutsinyomouth – You know levels of aberrance don’t stop at ‘edgy 14 year olds’ and ’emo fags,’ right? Of course, you don’t.
You are probably one of them people who consider everything art, even fucked up porno with loud satanic sounds in the background.. edgy mf
This is my fav of LV’s work. There’s no vomiting (which is great as I have to fforward it, not a fan) & it tells a realistic story of a girl who meets a guy via internet. And it shows the dangerous results.
what kind of emo fag writes this stupid shit
LMFAOO
me, honestly. all of my short films are inspired by him. as i also have an eating disorder, such as bulima. just like angela aberdeen did. the gore, the vomit and sexual themes are all inspiring to me.
Kill yourself.
looks like it’s written by a 14 year old edgy kid it’s so bad lmao
I come to the comment section to try to figure out if the movie is something worth watching not a bunch of people going back and forth throwing around insults because someone doesn’t agree with how you feel about the movie. Grow up
You are making the same comments you are complaining about. Talk about being hypocritical. Watch the damn film and stfu.
Hey Kiki…Maybe you should agree with other opinions.Have a nice day.Sorry if my english is bad
And don.t take it personal.It.s just a movie.
Welcome to the internet.
This was a parody..right? : ))))) i can.t take this seriously.And the audio is really bad
Worst Audio ever. No story. Gore was lousy and totally fake.
I feel like this out of every film (which he does put content warnings / actor proof of consent) deserves that same treatment. I mean I get that it’s a short film but jesus christ.
This was so fucking annoying
This was incredibly underwhelming. I couldn’t stand the noise. The gore wasn’t even that bad? 0/10 tbh I’m sorry
Fuck you,you cunt
this is so bad lmao
remember if you see your mum to tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN
Such a fucking whore
Is this the same guy that made the VG trilogy? If so, he has gone a bit soft with this one. Reminds me of another short titled ”Flesh Meat Dolls” (also on this site) but that one has a lot more gore and other nasty stuff. This short was just, meh.
Same dude.
She was so irritating. Watching her get fucked up was really satisfying.
Every time something goes down in a Lucifer film this distorted growl scream happens.. (the sound design) RAWR!R!!!!! So fucking gay. Ohh ho ho Lucy.. you whack hack fruit of the loom shit too soon little squirt.
Hahahaha ily
It went straight from how much she loved him to the the murder. Almost no time was spent on her finding out that he wasn’t the man of her dreams which was the only interesting part. A waste of time in so many ways.
a simple watch with a straightforward story. i enjoy that it’s not overdoing things, you make your own conclusion about the attacker and the victim. though I would say I wish certain shots were redone, I felt confused and overwhelmed at certain points
Just like irl it’s not all butterflies and kittens. I’ve never seen this guys work b4 but after watching this I’m intrigued.
tbh this film is good but i wouldnt bother with most ov his other movies (if not all, havent watched all ov them) the others r just zo weird and dont make any sense, shitty angles and overwhelming background noise
It might be short, but this is irritating as all hell. More stupid than scary,
Agreed
fr its so annoying w/the screams
Less clothes at 17:40 than at 19:04 and on?? My ADHD kicked in again…lol
You mean your OCD?
Well, you gotta keep the body warm before Rigamortis kicks in 😂
Uhhhhhh I hope lucifer valentine dies in several separate fires. I hate you. Stop.
Hahahahaha……. Lucifer Valentine is extremely talented at what he does. If you dont like it, you DON’T have to fucking watch it! Wishing death on the guy, like your any better than the evil people he creates for his movies, ya know….. for entertainment purposes. So fuck a knife hehe….
Agree, ppl are ?nice time
Damn Gore Jess! Telling people to fuck a knife.. like you’re any better than the evil people Lucy creates for his films.
why are you so triggered over a guy who makes shit movies
Exactly, his panties are definitely in a bunch
Maybe someone should fuck you with a knife for entertainment purposes ????
Fuck a knife, uh? I wish I could XD
Oh come now ^___^ dont disrespect god !
Lucifer Valentine sucks shit stains outta Rustler jeans.
Facts
Imagine going on a site called “effedupmovies” and getting your panties in a bunch over a fairly tame short film…
The third act is one of the most intense I’ve seen in a long while. The use of sound is spectacularly harrowing and provides immediate juxtaposition to the previous acts. Great short.
As always, thanks to the folks at EUM’s for uploading this and for the continued work in providing quality titles that are hard, if not impossible to find. We all appreciate what you do.
but this is trash tho?
I’m scarred for life now???
The tart was pretty dumb. Given her trade, the weirdos she meets, etc, did she really think it would be different online? Hope someone took in her cat.
I hope her cat ran out of meow mix
Bwahahahahahahaha!!