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AKA: –
Year: 2012
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Chelsea Chainsaw
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:21:22
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Internet Dangers, Prostitution, Gore-Gruesome
Plot – Spoilers:
A prostitute is lonely and bored of her clients and their needs, many of whom are submissive men. She hooks up with a stranger online and is stoked to meet him real. A video diary captures her growing excitement as the big day approaches. Too bad for her, the stranger is one of Lucifer Valentine’s creations who doesn’t have courtship in mind.
Absolutely awful. DON’T watch this. I can name three other better lucifer valentine movies. If you’re watching the vomit gore trilogy, then watch it, but just remind yourself that it’s AWFUL. i get the message, and grooming and pedophilia is bad and you shouldnt meet with people over the internet, but seriously. He could’ve done it better than this shit.
The most connected I’ve felt with a human experience in my life
Zero budget but it’s a short so I watched it. Lucifer Valentine is not a great film maker. I’m pleased that this had no vomiting. Chelsea Chainsaw did a passable job of acting like a lovesick fan girl and did a good representation of the character.
The real Perfect Child of Satan is the killer. The kill was rough but I will say that the bloody end result was a fair enough visual. Of course this is a cautionary tale. I’ve started watching LV’s “art” and it seems like the targeted demographic is young men trying to be edgy. So….. Have fun with that and the endless death metal that I’m sure they are fans of.
2/5 stars
Story is similar to “Megan Is Missing” (2011) but instead of a lonely teenage girl getting sweet talked by a stranger on line it’s a prostitute, who you would think might have better street smarts. It’s got that shaky hand held camera/documentary thing a la “The Blair Witch Project” (1999) that always has me reaching for the Advils. The film maker(s) obviously spent a long time in the editing room. I have seen this one before and I am really going to try to get in to some Lucifer Valentine films, even though I am not a big fan of this genre. I’m going to go straight up the middle with this one and give it just a cunt hair over 2 and a half stars.
Lowkey not tuff
I dont know why i watched it
Atleast now i can say that i have watched a lucifer valentine movie
It’s so ass.. And not because it’s disturbing nor anything cause no, it’s clearly not it, it’s just.. Bums. He truly wanted to look edgy but it looks like a teenager made it 🫤 expected smth more.
dude…
It fucking terrified me.
oh my gid he’s canadian
he sounds gay as fuck tho
she was so sweet she’s honestly me i hope this is my fate one day
I’ve always had a weird want to watch Lucifer Valentine movies, I did’t think i’d be able to stomach it. I was able to watch all the other ones, but this seemed a bit much for me-
This is so bad the music and sound effects make it even worse:_(
I watched this two years ago for the first time and thought it was the shit. Watched it again and its so buns.
Its like a 13th yo tried to be scary
Fuckin terrible. I hate this world man
i watched it a long time ago and came back because i actually liked the first part that was supposed to be boring. I stopped watching before the shitty, badly edited, tryhard “gore”. Typical of Shawn Fedorchuck (or “Lucifer Valentine”) movies. Except for Black Metal Veins it’s as if they were done by an edgy 13yo who was given a budget and told to try and be as shocking as possible so he slammed everything “shocking” he could think of in his movies (satanism, resulting in what I can only call a shit sandwich. And taking a look at the comments I can see it reached the new generation of edgelord teenagers who discovered what /b/ was last week, slinging slurs at each other in a painful attempt to fit in. Final thoughts: I would absolutely be that girl’s friend or watch a video diary like that by itself. It feels authentic. Something the internet lacks these days.
that’s sad
i know this is a lucifer valentine movie and theres no real plot or anything significant to these movies, but makes me think that the “perfect child of satan” is actually the attacker, and not the prostitute,
Omg this made me so wet watching this I fingered myself watching this I came 3 times mmmmm that was so sexy I wish he showed more that whore was pretty much begging for it mmmmmm so hot I want it so bad this is making me wet.
the cat is cute. the first 15 minutes are crap. and the assault scene would’ve been way better without the glitching, just the raw video. 1/5, had heard so much for so little.
im sick of films like this
Honestly, it wasn’t a bad movie. Sure it was cheap and just a little piece of shit, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought at first. And it And he had a very important embassy. NEVER TRUST STRANGERS
Look at SOME of these motherfuckers in the comments tryna be edgelords 🥀
wow that was trash made by some edge-lord faggot who thinks he is a movie maker. To everyone who worked on this garbage, suicide, just go do it. Film it and I will gladly watch. This shit was gayyyyyyy!
i think the end could be better if she had survived to it lolol
eh kinda ass but ive seen worse
raped as deserved that ugly bitch didnt deserve anything else ^_^
Just boring. It made me just so fucking tired.
NONSENSE!!
Gówno jebne, nie polecam, nudy i mnie nie podnieca
I don’t know what to feel about this movie, honestly it wasn’t even that disturbing
Bro what this isn’t even a good horror “movie” the sounds are so trash too. If this had a good plot or something it could have been actually shocking or disturbing or interesting!! this is just disappointing lmao
Is she cringy?
Not scary, not disturbing, not even entertaining.
Just meaningless padding leading up to 4-5 minutes of crying, screaming and a poorly shot rape scene.
Do better.
Felt a little sick, but that might just be me. Don’t trust strangers online you guys ^_^
Lucifer Valentine is a stupid, egdy Satanist, faggot twat. All Satanist Are Pedophilic, demented, autistic, bastards. They all deserve a mass beating, and be disemboweled alive. Then have their dead bodies loaded with explosives and blow up every Satanic church there is.
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she is such a good actress but the direction is so shitty man, the overall editing sucks so bad but the sound effects are specially loud and annoying
fun watching with gf we actually met on the internet, i wont do this
Fantastic short by LV❗❗
stupid fat ass xpp
This is the movie to show your daughter if she ever wanna meet up with a bloke she met online.