A Perfect Child of Satan (2012)

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Avg Rating: 2.8 / 5. Voted: 168

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AKA:
Year: 2012
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Chelsea Chainsaw
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:21:22
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Internet Dangers, Prostitution, Gore-Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
A prostitute is lonely and bored of her clients and their needs, many of whom are submissive men. She hooks up with a stranger online and is stoked to meet him real. A video diary captures her growing excitement as the big day approaches. Too bad for her, the stranger is one of Lucifer Valentine’s creations who doesn’t have courtship in mind.

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nat
nat
March 14, 2024 10:41 pm

she is such a good actress but the direction is so shitty man, the overall editing sucks so bad but the sound effects are specially loud and annoying

tyler and scarlett
tyler and scarlett
March 2, 2024 12:56 am

fun watching with gf we actually met on the internet, i wont do this

Angela Aberdeen
Angela Aberdeen
February 12, 2024 5:00 pm

Fantastic short by LV❗❗

666lol
666lol
January 25, 2024 12:08 am

stupid fat ass xpp

JamOnToast
JamOnToast
December 30, 2023 2:00 am

This is the movie to show your daughter if she ever wanna meet up with a bloke she met online.

kenzy
kenzy
December 21, 2023 6:53 pm

gore was nice couldnt rlly see what was happening the whole time tho lol

ollie
ollie
December 5, 2023 9:12 pm

the third act was really good and quite difficult to watch, but shitty movie overall. nice cat tho

ollie
ollie
December 5, 2023 9:10 pm

ouchie

Scart_blankett
Scart_blankett
October 2, 2023 4:01 pm

Sa pourrait clairement être une pub de prévention pour les rencontres on ligne mineurs

emr
emr
August 7, 2023 2:54 pm

i can tolerate gore and violence against women, but i draw the line at calling the cat a slut.

mdawg
mdawg
June 15, 2023 2:16 am

this movie sucks

Too Funny
Too Funny
May 18, 2023 4:51 pm

With a name like Chelsea Chainsaw you know it’s not gonna end well for her.

liuyongqiang
liuyongqiang
May 9, 2023 1:50 pm

oh yeah👌👌

Shikayunamaya
Shikayunamaya
March 24, 2023 10:21 pm

LUCIFER VALENTINE MOVIES ARE EPIC

s4t4n1c_pr1nc3ss
s4t4n1c_pr1nc3ss
March 5, 2023 10:15 am

i actually kinda liked this one, it had no vomiting and was short. not bad at all compaired to his other films >_<

Notorious steve
Notorious steve
January 12, 2023 6:36 pm

Hey rizz……oops I mean Jizz,can I play with your nuts? Can you give me a pearl necklace,I love you jizz

heartsicfrills
heartsicfrills
January 7, 2023 1:51 pm

That was interesting 😂😂

Club Girl
Club Girl
November 28, 2022 12:24 pm

Who was playing the murderer? He sounds FUCKING HOT.

Leah
Leah
July 14, 2022 7:02 pm

This was a nice short (the editing, the pacing, the sound design – although I heard someone say Lucifer Valentine has used the same sound effects in another movie so can’t confirm that is all that
original, but it worked for this short). Ya’ll are just deranged and wanna see people die horrific ways.
The acting was natural at the beginning but this girl isn’t made to sound natural while screaming, maybe she’s an amateur. She did a good job.

cannibalcat420
cannibalcat420
May 17, 2022 3:01 am

lowkey sucked

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
May 10, 2022 8:01 am

A tinder date courtesy of Lucifer Valentine that is both predictable and boring, but will satisfy his 14 year old emo fans. Dross, 0.5/5 cats (but as always thank you EUM Admin for this website)

evilkitty1974
evilkitty1974
May 10, 2022 6:15 am

my 1st foray into the world of lucifer valentine – raw, left w/some questions (namely, how did her panties get back on??) but overall i find it to be a cautionary tale in vid form that i might show my daughters

ifuckincant
ifuckincant
April 24, 2022 6:40 am

an effective piece of shit. this guy does really know what he’s doing. it’s jarring for sure. there’s just no value to it whatsoever. serial killer porn

nyct
nyct
April 19, 2022 4:25 am

honestly i know alot ov ppl wouldnt agree but i liked this movie. its more realistic than lucifers other films and all the other ones made no fucking sense and felt like fever dreams with weird shots and weird music and just u couldnt fucking tell what was going on. i liked the main character and honestly seeing what happened was really sad. most ppl would just be like well she was a prostitute what was she expecting and not care, call it some other shit movie but idk i was emotionally invested in her and the ending rlly made me sad. not the best movie but i didnt regret watching

Michelle
Michelle
March 10, 2022 5:21 am

Well…this was definitely something. I can say that it was a movie for sure. A good movie? No, but a film it was. Why do I subject myself to this? It wasn’t even the gore or the lack thereof. It was just so boring. At least the acting was good? Idk y’all.

TheTaxman
TheTaxman
February 2, 2022 5:38 am

So fake what makes it so boring

hahaha
hahaha
December 26, 2021 2:47 am

well…. that was amusing.

bast
bast
November 10, 2021 8:41 am

Litttle mumblecore short film. With a pinch of Satan. Cue the editing.

Lee
Lee
November 4, 2021 10:59 pm

This is the only Lucifer Valentine I didn’t feel sick watching.

AyoPeePeePooPooCheck
AyoPeePeePooPooCheck
October 23, 2021 3:51 pm

I’d rather fuck the cat than her, jesus

GraphemeSynesthete
GraphemeSynesthete
October 21, 2021 5:18 am

@deeznutsinyomouth – You know levels of aberrance don’t stop at ‘edgy 14 year olds’ and ’emo fags,’ right? Of course, you don’t.

Nicky
Nicky
September 25, 2021 7:04 pm

This is my fav of LV’s work. There’s no vomiting (which is great as I have to fforward it, not a fan) & it tells a realistic story of a girl who meets a guy via internet. And it shows the dangerous results.

deeznutss
deeznutss
September 24, 2021 10:43 pm

what kind of emo fag writes this stupid shit

deeznutsinyomouth
deeznutsinyomouth
August 8, 2021 9:32 am

looks like it’s written by a 14 year old edgy kid it’s so bad lmao

Kiki
Kiki
July 27, 2021 10:58 pm

I come to the comment section to try to figure out if the movie is something worth watching not a bunch of people going back and forth throwing around insults because someone doesn’t agree with how you feel about the movie. Grow up

Porușniuc Adina
Porușniuc Adina
July 23, 2021 6:24 pm

This was a parody..right? : ))))) i can.t take this seriously.And the audio is really bad

Uncadollas
Uncadollas
June 15, 2021 7:20 am

Worst Audio ever. No story. Gore was lousy and totally fake.

erik
erik
May 4, 2021 6:25 am

I feel like this out of every film (which he does put content warnings / actor proof of consent) deserves that same treatment. I mean I get that it’s a short film but jesus christ.

Sal
Sal
April 3, 2021 11:02 pm

This was so fucking annoying

Sandra
Sandra
March 27, 2021 9:05 pm

This was incredibly underwhelming. I couldn’t stand the noise. The gore wasn’t even that bad? 0/10 tbh I’m sorry

skeezy
skeezy
March 26, 2021 4:57 am

this is so bad lmao

fred fat
fred fat
February 17, 2021 9:49 pm

remember if you see your mum to tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN

Fire2020
Fire2020
December 26, 2020 6:30 am

Such a fucking whore

Zed Man
Zed Man
November 8, 2020 10:16 am

Is this the same guy that made the VG trilogy? If so, he has gone a bit soft with this one. Reminds me of another short titled ”Flesh Meat Dolls” (also on this site) but that one has a lot more gore and other nasty stuff. This short was just, meh.

b?by
b?by
October 10, 2020 8:46 am

She was so irritating. Watching her get fucked up was really satisfying.

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
October 3, 2020 10:50 am

Every time something goes down in a Lucifer film this distorted growl scream happens.. (the sound design) RAWR!R!!!!! So fucking gay. Ohh ho ho Lucy.. you whack hack fruit of the loom shit too soon little squirt.

Nobody
Nobody
October 1, 2020 3:48 am

It went straight from how much she loved him to the the murder. Almost no time was spent on her finding out that he wasn’t the man of her dreams which was the only interesting part. A waste of time in so many ways.

tenya iida
tenya iida
August 24, 2020 2:42 am

a simple watch with a straightforward story. i enjoy that it’s not overdoing things, you make your own conclusion about the attacker and the victim. though I would say I wish certain shots were redone, I felt confused and overwhelmed at certain points

Eat the Rich
Eat the Rich
July 8, 2020 3:17 am

Just like irl it’s not all butterflies and kittens. I’ve never seen this guys work b4 but after watching this I’m intrigued.

Kevin Freckman
Kevin Freckman
June 11, 2020 2:41 am

It might be short, but this is irritating as all hell. More stupid than scary,

Darrell Fine
Darrell Fine
April 26, 2020 2:45 am

Less clothes at 17:40 than at 19:04 and on?? My ADHD kicked in again…lol

Heck
Heck
April 24, 2020 1:29 pm

Uhhhhhh I hope lucifer valentine dies in several separate fires. I hate you. Stop.

Mike Tausig
Mike Tausig
February 9, 2020 11:53 pm

The third act is one of the most intense I’ve seen in a long while. The use of sound is spectacularly harrowing and provides immediate juxtaposition to the previous acts. Great short.

As always, thanks to the folks at EUM’s for uploading this and for the continued work in providing quality titles that are hard, if not impossible to find. We all appreciate what you do.

Don’twannasay
Don’twannasay
January 23, 2020 3:50 am

I’m scarred for life now???

Heidi
Heidi
September 1, 2019 7:25 am

The tart was pretty dumb. Given her trade, the weirdos she meets, etc, did she really think it would be different online? Hope someone took in her cat.