A Real Young Girl (1976)

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Avg Rating: 3.3 / 5. Voted: 66

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AKA: Une Vraie Jeune Fille
Directed by: Catherine Breillat
Starring: Charlotte Alexandra (Alice), Bruno Balp (Dad), Rita Maiden (Mother), Hiram Keller (Jim)
Country: France; Effed Up European Movies
Language: French; Effed Up French Films
Runtime: 01:29:29
Genres: Teen, Family, Pissing, Small Creatures, Violence Against-Relationships with Animals

Plot – Spoilers:
The opening track (sung by Breillat) concerns a young girl imploring others to tell her if she’s grown up and what they like about her.

14-year-old Alice, home for the holidays, is extremely bored in her parents’ presence. At breakfast, she rubs a teaspoon on her pussy, before stirring her tea with it smiling at her secret accomplishment. Later, she walks all the way back home from a meadow with her panties round her knees before taking a pee outside their doorstep. Her burgeoning sexuality expresses itself in random ways, sometimes involving a worm, but is always about what she perceives as freedom from being dictated to.

Though this was Catherine Breillat’s first feature, it didn’t receive a theatrical release until around two and a half decades later, due to the sexual explicitness.

Also, British actress, Charlotte Alexandra was over twenty-years-old, in case you were wondering.

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shittieddie
shittieddie
July 27, 2023 2:59 pm

so, i on’t get it? wtf, this movie was fucking stupid.

Dmko
Dmko
February 24, 2023 1:48 am

Hell This is fuckin pedophilia im out

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Dmko
March 5, 2023 2:39 am

I know,aint it great im in like im in an 8 year olds asshole

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Richard
March 5, 2023 11:36 am

You, Steve, Tommy and other assorted assholes are just subhuman scum who shouldnt be breathing air. If no one replies to your fucked up comments, you will all dry up like the dogshit you are and be scattered to the wind. I am sick of all you wankers pretending to be kiddy fuckers just to get a rise on this site, as its the only thing to make your cock hard. Grow the fuck up and do something useful, like getting off this site, or alternatively go and off yourself, youre just a waste of space anyway and no one will give a shit. So over all you losers. Have a great day, tosser.

Janson
Janson
Reply to  Zed Man
August 1, 2023 10:58 am

and idiots like you are WAY too easily trolled-upon.

Janson
Janson
Reply to  Dmko
August 1, 2023 10:58 am

You’re the one who clicked on a movie called A Real Young Girl you closested ped

kilton
kilton
Reply to  Dmko
September 12, 2023 12:51 pm

the girl playing the 14 year old girl is indeed 20 years old

Ed
Ed
February 11, 2023 12:39 am

I like cum in & around my mouth

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Ed
February 11, 2023 11:26 am

Don’t panic you gay fucking coward.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Tommy Karate
February 12, 2023 9:53 am

Gay crybaby coward?

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Tommy Karate
February 12, 2023 10:04 am

Hey Tommy – I just read your comment on the movie 20 Centimeters. WTF is that all about?

Wank stance
Wank stance
Reply to  Ed
February 11, 2023 12:27 pm

Try standing on your head.

Gay Ass Incest Ed
Gay Ass Incest Ed
Reply to  Ed
February 12, 2023 12:03 pm

Do you swallow your daddy’s cum Ed?
When your daddy was fucking you did you feel any good?

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Gay Ass Incest Ed
February 12, 2023 9:42 pm

Ed got you good this time. You’re a totally triggered fucking coward. Ha ha you gay cry baby. Did Ed hurt your feelings? Awwww. You poor little triggered elementary school faggot. Ha ha shit for brains. Better luck next time fool.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Ed
February 13, 2023 10:51 pm

I will happily oblige, but you have to put lipstick on.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Zed Man
February 14, 2023 11:17 am

Fuck off ultra faggot. Go back to giving kids anal.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Tommy Karate
February 14, 2023 11:01 pm

Sorry bro, Im not trying to steal your boyfriend. No need to get all angry and defensive. And youre the sad faggot carrying on the way you do. I pity you.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Zed Man
February 15, 2023 1:04 am

Yup and what are u doing? Whoring yourself out to every homo on this site and chasing after pussy you will never get while pretending to be a cop. You’re full of shit, Zed and you’re not fooling anyone. When it comes down to it you’re nothing but a retarded lonely miserable pathetic lowlife sack of horseshit whos only aspiration in life is to give little kids anal. Go do everyone a favour which includes your own mom and pour acid all over yourself. Should’ve done that a long time ago, you ugly self hating gaylord. Buh bye.

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Tommy Karate
February 15, 2023 7:41 am

Zed got you good this time little Tommy you pedo gay boy. You sound just like a triggered elementary school fucking coward. Awwww. Did Zed hurt your feelings? Ha ha Tommy you gay pedo fucking jerk. You sound just like a gay little fucking cry baby. Wah – wah – wah. Fuck you Tommy you gay fucking pussy.
Better luck next time fool.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Ed
February 16, 2023 8:24 am

I’m sorry I pissed you and your love interest off. If you look hard enough I’m sure you can find Zed on grindr, but seeing how ugly fat and retarded he is, I’m sure it wouldn’t take you long.

Badger the retard
Badger the retard
Reply to  Tommy Karate
February 16, 2023 9:27 am

Steve deeply hurt you. We all know. You’ve been crying like a little bitch about it for months. Be a man, stfu and move on you gay fucking cry baby.

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Badger the retard
February 16, 2023 12:47 pm

Oh look, Zed’s loverboy changed monikers. How about you move on from Zed’s dick. You seem to love being there nearly all the time, as well as following the waft he makes on this site. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if you and Zed are the same person. It’s disturbing. Get a life, loser.

Badger the retard
Badger the retard
Reply to  Tommy Karate
February 16, 2023 12:55 pm

Grow up and stop crying on here everyday like a little bitch. We get it. Steve hurt your gay feelings. Be a man and move on you fucking cry baby. Ha ha you little fucking pussy.

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Badger the retard
February 16, 2023 2:53 pm

Will you four faggots just shut up and blow each other already?

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
Reply to  Badger the retard
February 25, 2023 12:10 pm

It’s pedo Steve under one of his many aliases,how ya doing you dirty little ass bandit,still raping gay cry babies & preteen faggots……..you coward,awwww wah wah wah you immature jerk time to grow up,there we go I think I’ve used every word & catchphrase you have,try think of something original you floppy cock

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Chuck Biscuits
February 26, 2023 9:37 am

You seem to have memorized every word Steve has ever said. He has made quite an impact on you. It’s almost like you worship him and crave his attention.

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
Reply to  Richard
March 5, 2023 2:39 am

It seems you have AIDS now in another post Steve has stated that he has tested positive & is now full blown & has graciously informed & named his recent sexual partners including your good self & the many children you fags shared,best pop on to the doctor mate,good luck

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
February 9, 2023 12:02 pm

I’m just relieved that I’ve acquired the dexterity to apostatize the benighted shit commentary

Slut-dog milliner
Slut-dog milliner
Reply to  Matisse Famke
February 9, 2023 12:28 pm

Yet. Here you are. We missed you.

Harry
Harry
Reply to  Matisse Famke
February 10, 2023 12:46 pm

Are you still in the porn business? With how many guys have you fucked?

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Matisse Famke
February 11, 2023 10:38 pm

Welcome back, je taime.

Oats indulgence
Oats indulgence
Reply to  Zed Man
February 12, 2023 1:10 am

Is Matisse, Shane or is Shane, Matisse?

Zed Man is a Faggot
Zed Man is a Faggot
Reply to  Zed Man
February 20, 2023 7:21 pm

Mate, you are pathetic

Janson
Janson
Reply to  Zed Man is a Faggot
August 1, 2023 10:59 am

Says the idiot beginning his sentence with MAYTE

Chuck
Chuck
Reply to  Matisse Famke
February 13, 2023 8:24 am

How rich coming from a thesaurus abuser. Fuck outta here with that shit.

Mary
Mary
Reply to  Matisse Famke
February 14, 2023 5:36 pm

Apostatize?? 😕 Benighted ?? 🤔 We are not living in the Medieval ages dear not even clergy don’t use words like that anymore where are you from?? You don’t sound British and definitely not American why are you trying to sound intellectual with a foreign language?? You are a Nonnative English speaker correct? Sounds to me you are pretending to sound smart to others, sorry it’s not going to work you should avoid talking like that makes you sound obnoxious and hypocritical…

Cock Smell
Cock Smell
Reply to  Matisse Famke
February 15, 2023 8:00 pm

Shut the fuck up bitch that’s why you are so lonely and everyone hates you.

SHITTTTT
SHITTTTT
February 7, 2023 2:15 pm

ACCORDING TO IMDB THIS MOVIE INCLUDES: 1) Sex with an animal 2) Perversion 3) Sex scene 4) Some nudity…

Need to add more Genres to the site

Wot no timestamp!
Wot no timestamp!
Reply to  SHITTTTT
February 8, 2023 2:53 am

The chicken was fisted so hard its insides were ripped to pieces.

WTF
WTF
February 7, 2023 11:46 am

Pedophiles favorite movie. Sick pre-teen bitch fucks with animals and older men.

Minipop
Minipop
Reply to  WTF
February 7, 2023 1:35 pm

Whats the title?

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  WTF
February 7, 2023 9:06 pm

FourTEEN isn’t pre-TEEN fuck wit. Hey Einstein, why don’t you stfu and read a book.

Marcus
Marcus
Reply to  WTF
February 8, 2023 3:56 am

You’re right!!!! All movies should be rated G and have absolutely NO nudity, violence or anything ICKY!!!! How DARE a fictional character do something so NASTY!!!! 🤢

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Marcus
February 25, 2023 12:04 pm

How many times did you cum?

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
Reply to  Steve
March 5, 2023 2:35 am

Not as many as you chester molester,king of the kid fuckers

Janson
Janson
Reply to  Chuck Biscuits
August 1, 2023 11:00 am

Wow you all LOVE calling eachother kid fuckers on this site… That’s some brutal projecting you’re all doing all the time

Hala
Hala
February 7, 2023 8:23 am

Cannot STAND this director’s movies. If you want to be thoroughly depressed, watch them by all means. Otherwise, give them a wide berth.

Antique crusties
Antique crusties
February 6, 2023 6:05 am

What a lot of nothing. A few bland beaver shots, some nice tits, some floppy cocks, a big lot of moping about and it all ends with a bang. Maybe in the 70`s having odd items near a minge was new but there is not much I have not seen inserted or ejected from a cunt hole (a live octopus is still my favourite). I was left wondering how many white panties were used in the filming as they are probably worth something now.

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Antique crusties
February 6, 2023 10:50 am

Lololol my favourite review & it’s fucking on point

Yo momma
Yo momma
Reply to  Antique crusties
February 6, 2023 6:29 pm

Was the octopus in real life or in a film?

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Yo momma
February 7, 2023 5:14 am

Japanese fetish porn or one of those shock tapes like MDPOPE

Aurelia
Aurelia
Reply to  Yo momma
February 7, 2023 9:53 am

literally one of the most famous pieces of “traditional” Japanese art is an octopus pleasuring a woman lol

Steve
Steve
February 6, 2023 4:56 am

I prefer the sequel’A real young boy’

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Steve
February 6, 2023 12:07 pm

I’m sure you do Steve.

theLove&Magicunicorn
theLove&Magicunicorn
Reply to  Steve
February 10, 2023 11:24 pm

Agreed, and ‘A newborn baby’ rounded out the trilogy nicely. A bit more bloody, but it’s not like the baby can help it!

FYS Steve
FYS Steve
Reply to  Steve
February 12, 2023 2:08 pm

I prefer the threequel “Steve Gets Gangbanged In Prison”.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  FYS Steve
February 12, 2023 8:57 pm

So hot

Ed
Ed
Reply to  Steve
February 12, 2023 9:14 pm

Did you see the comment Tommy Karate wrote on the movie Alone With Her? WTF is wrong with that guy?

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Ed
February 25, 2023 12:01 pm

No I didn’t but no one seems to give a fuck though you limp wristed cunt,nice try though

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
February 6, 2023 12:20 am

A 21 years old woman pretends to be a 14 years old girl? That’s disgusting.

Yep
Yep
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
February 7, 2023 12:03 pm

Taboo acts and actors pretending to be underage was something common back in the 1960 and 1970 there are many movies like this from that time

Marcus
Marcus
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
February 8, 2023 3:54 am

Not if you have a brain.

a
a
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
March 30, 2023 8:40 am

did you want her to be 14?

cunt
cunt
Reply to  a
April 4, 2023 7:22 pm

14 is way too old

Sister of Gore
Sister of Gore
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
April 1, 2023 12:50 pm

Disgusting, oh how lucky we are for it to be so! Bathe in His filth and become defiled by His depravity! Praise the Lord of Blood!

Janson
Janson
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
August 1, 2023 11:01 am

You’d prefer she was played by an actual 14 year old? of course you do, fucking creep

SEIY
SEIY
February 5, 2023 10:47 pm

A funcking infp nympho xd

michaelmycock
michaelmycock
Reply to  SEIY
February 7, 2023 8:18 pm

you’re retarded if you believe in 16 personalities

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  michaelmycock
March 27, 2023 10:28 am

Finally someone who agrees with me with 4chans 16 bullshits personality test.
inb4 “your stars are aligned to be a pessimistic Taurus towards this subject etc, this must be a cosmicial phenomenon that happens with every retarted self-diagnosed disorder moon cycle”

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
February 5, 2023 6:17 pm

There are a few Catherine Breillat films on here. This is one of her more famous ones. It’s sort of like an early version of Lars Von Trier’s “Nymphomaniac.” Yeah, it’s weird but kinda boring too. It was banned for 23 years? Really? For what? It’s artsy fartsy and not really my cup of tea. 2 stars from me.

yet to watch
yet to watch
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
February 6, 2023 3:11 am

I do not know anything about this specific film but quite often a film is tagged as banned when the owner has not bothered to try to certify or tried once and not again. Cinema, home use and online streaming are seperated. I expect the age of charactor is problematic even if the age of the actress is known.