Romance X (1999)

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Avg Rating: 4 / 5. Voted: 43

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AKA: Romance
Directed by: Catherine Breillat
Starring: Caroline Ducey (Woman), Sagamore Stévenin (Boyfriend), Rocco Siffredi (Paolo), François Berléand (Robert)
Country: France, Effed Up European Movies
Language: French (English subtitles)
Runtime: 01:38:32
Genres: Bondage, Infidelity, Unsimulated Sex Acts

Plot – Spoilers:
A woman (apparently called Marie) resents the space her boyfriend forces between them. He isn’t keen on sex with her and might even be gay. She doesn’t suspect this though and withdraws further into self-loathing. Is she hyper-sexual or just sexually malnourished?

Director Catherine Breillat is the queen of intellectualizing sexuality. So don’t be too disappointed with yourself if you find yourself thinking, “Will this woman ever shut the fuck up” every time Marie engages in a sexual endeavour.

What begins as regular sex with a guy she picked up at a cafe, soon morphs into self-degradation as Marie tries her best to turn into an intellectualized cumdumpster. But instead, she ends up finding her zone.

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Porușniuc Adina
Porușniuc Adina
July 12, 2021 5:00 pm

O pierdere de vreme…

joe
joe
July 13, 2021 1:05 pm

its a art porn…thx

Karnataka Drip
Karnataka Drip
July 13, 2021 8:22 pm

Hey admin,
You’ve outdone yourself this time !
Watching Romance X made me feel like
someone dipped me in used cooking oil.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Karnataka Drip
July 14, 2021 2:25 am

Slippery and oiled, that would be a sight to see.

Heidi
Heidi
July 14, 2021 9:03 am

I like Catherine Breillat as a director on a par with the plague – on second thoughts, prefer the plague.

muff diver
muff diver
July 14, 2021 9:33 am

dammmm. look how hairy that thing is 😀

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  muff diver
September 11, 2021 8:19 pm

Man up & MUNCH. ????

Gone Girl
Gone Girl
July 14, 2021 5:57 pm

Thanks admin,
Romance X made me feel nasty.

muff diver
muff diver
Reply to  Gone Girl
July 15, 2021 1:38 pm

You must have a hairy muff

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  muff diver
August 18, 2021 10:42 am

#muff diver, I hear you man, I love hairy pussies too, and hairy underarms as well. Theres nothing like that smell of muskiness you get when you stick your face in there. For me its heaven.

Kanarese Squint
Kanarese Squint
July 15, 2021 10:39 pm

sinister selection admin !
nasty, villainous, evil righteousness

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 19, 2021 5:51 pm

Everyone is talking about her hairy vag but no one is talking about how awfully small the bf dick is lol

amphetaqueen
amphetaqueen
Reply to  Anonymous
September 7, 2021 6:58 am

Facts.

NashVegas
NashVegas
Reply to  amphetaqueen
December 25, 2021 4:06 am

That’s white man’s dick looks like, usually.

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
Reply to  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 8:51 pm

Well we only get side views of his centimeter peter. Just enough to see that he’s pitifully small. Ducey’s rain forest cunt is constantly given full frontal shots so it follows that observations about her almost overwhelming amount of pubes will take center stage. It is also worth adding that not all of the comments about her braid able Kootchie fur have been negative. I’ve flossed my teeth with some hairy pussies before & it didn’t offened me?. It’s not my first choice but at least it’s not pretentious the way those pussies that are trimmed to look all artsy… Read more »

TangerineFupa
TangerineFupa
September 7, 2021 7:04 am

Well that was something.

MR BRIMSTONE
MR BRIMSTONE
September 10, 2021 9:50 pm

WARNING: This review contains huge spoilers! I have intentionally spaced them out from the body of the review & placed them at the bottom in order to prevent said spoilers from jumping out of nowhere. *sigh* Well, I guess I can’t complain too much since I did go into this movie with both eyes wide open, knowing that it was gonna be possessed of a gynocentric perspective & strapped myself in for the full ride. But I was holding out some small modicum of hope that this wouldn’t be another piece of sappy, mellow dramatic, poorly reasoned, intellectually disingenuous, anti-male… Read more »

NashVegas
NashVegas
Reply to  MR BRIMSTONE
December 25, 2021 4:08 am

Don’t you have a life or something?

Nancy
Nancy
Reply to  MR BRIMSTONE
January 2, 2022 2:45 am

Solid review, tbh what bothered me most was the cat, leave cats out of it. I did not really like the film nor did I see the point of it.

standifs
standifs
December 8, 2021 8:12 am

Good film, and it makes me glad I’m not a French beta male.

Nancy
Nancy
January 2, 2022 2:43 am

The ending…ok this was an interesting movie…don’t know what to make of it.

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