Biology 101 (2013)
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Directed by: Christopher R. Smith
Starring: David Christian Welborn (Bill Pollard), Noelle DuBois (Marissa), Deborah O’Brien (Diane), Emily Bicks (Hannah), Gregory MacTavish (Shawn), David Alan Graf (Duke), Morgan Peter Brown (Marty)
Country: United States, Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:15:46
Genres: Porn-related, Internet
Plot – Spoilers:
A biology teacher at a small school spends his days looking like Piers Morgan and his nights locked away with a webcam model, Dani Darling. His wife craves sex but his cum is reserved only for Dani.
Then one day, Dani Darling walks into his class as the new student.
Cheap video tape garbage trying to look like a movie and failing miserably!
Wow. Left a bunch of comments b4 watching, and…. neither of those woman did a damned thing for me as for sexual attraction. Not one thing. The cam girl had a face like a pumpkin and an ass like a rhinoceros. The wife’s body was blocky/ chunky like a linebacker (though her face was nice). The 16 year old was way hotter than both of them, but needs a couple years to hopefully get sexy. But anyway, what a waste of film. I have zero patience for loser girly-men, and following that schmuck around made me want to knock his sorry, weak ass the fuck OUT about twenty times. This flic was SO full of failures in the script I could write a book about it (especially that there’s probably not a woman alive who would’ve stayed married to that clown for a week of his behavior – especially after she tried to make him horny in the bedroom) – but it would be too painful and monotonous. Just shoot me in the head (for watching it all the way through) I’ll never get that time back. Oh yeah; and that cam girl’s over-confidant douche-nozzle bf was in perfect position about 10 times for a left uppercut and a right cross which would have him foaming at the mouth, unconscious in a pile for at least 15 minutes.. and a trip to the hospital at the least.
This is a lifetime movie with nudity. I was entertained no complaints!
so this pathetic cunt chose a young immature slut over a fine milf with huge breasts that has the ability to carry gallons of milk
Who the fuck wouldn’t you fuckin imbecile?? I can’t fuckin stand huge melons = they turn ugly in a few short years. I’d rather have a waif-type 14 year old lookin honey pot all day long.
so we all got that creepy biology teacher
couple who schedule sex are pathetic af, i think i’ll bang whenever i want to also no crotch goblins to interrupt this is life.
The losers on this thread saying the wife is hotter have their standards on the floor, her hands look crusty af as if she was 80 years old. Who would want sour milk while they can get fresh meat.
Emily Bicks looks remarkably like the decoy on TCAP the one that always gets the cookie dough on her shirt..
I looked it up and she’s the same girl! LOL
if i had wife like that i would not fool around with a little girl that propably taste piss in her cunt!!!!!!! how stupid people can be sometimes!!!!
Are you blind lmao his wife looks painfully average and has horse teeth no wonder he’d cheat. You guys on this site have your standards on the fucking floor. No wonder probably a bunch of incels that no woman would approach.
Took me 4 trys to get through this snoozer. Kept waiting for something to happen. Think I’m an excitement junky. Thought the wife was so much hotter than that cam twat.
A fairly good story – but poorly made movie. Shitty acting, crappy dialogue, and really bad directing. BUT…. I lol’d hard at the dumb-ass Californian academic. They’re really like this out there. Moronic old perverts with unsatisfied wifes… I mean just look at this idiots wifey-poo. He soulda been poundin’ that puddin’ five nights a week. But noooo. He had to opt for the millennium uber-twat that was about as hot as a chocolate McFrosty at the Uni-Burger. THIS is what happens when you look like Pierce Morgan but have half the brain.
onlyfans the movie
hahahaha true. strange world it is.
pretty much! lol