Biology 101 (2013)

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Avg Rating: 2.4 / 5. Voted: 90

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Directed by: Christopher R. Smith
Starring: David Christian Welborn (Bill Pollard), Noelle DuBois (Marissa), Deborah O’Brien (Diane), Emily Bicks (Hannah), Gregory MacTavish (Shawn), David Alan Graf (Duke), Morgan Peter Brown (Marty)
Country: United States, Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:15:46
Genres: Porn-related, Internet

Plot – Spoilers:
A biology teacher at a small school spends his days looking like Piers Morgan and his nights locked away with a webcam model, Dani Darling. His wife craves sex but his cum is reserved only for Dani.

Then one day, Dani Darling walks into his class as the new student.

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Scriptwriting101
Scriptwriting101
March 23, 2024 9:53 am

Retarded ending and even worse acting. Bargain-bin Andrew Tate got more worked up over microscopes than having a gun pulled on him lmao. And just walks away from his business without any resistance? Director threw away any chance of a meaningful resolution to a conflict it took the entire film to build in favor of a “muh strong wahmen” ending.

zaza tosaka
zaza tosaka
February 8, 2024 4:17 am

This definitely belongs on Tubi lol ol ashy ass movie and the cam girl has the whole butterface thing going on

Razoul
Razoul
December 27, 2023 9:13 pm

Shoulda just buffed the wife and be done with it!

KAN
KAN
November 21, 2023 7:47 pm

Cheap video tape garbage trying to look like a movie and failing miserably!

MoeFo
MoeFo
July 26, 2023 11:46 pm

Wow. Left a bunch of comments b4 watching, and…. neither of those woman did a damned thing for me as for sexual attraction. Not one thing. The cam girl had a face like a pumpkin and an ass like a rhinoceros. The wife’s body was blocky/ chunky like a linebacker (though her face was nice). The 16 year old was way hotter than both of them, but needs a couple years to hopefully get sexy. But anyway, what a waste of film. I have zero patience for loser girly-men, and following that schmuck around made me want to knock his sorry, weak ass the fuck OUT about twenty times. This flic was SO full of failures in the script I could write a book about it (especially that there’s probably not a woman alive who would’ve stayed married to that clown for a week of his behavior – especially after she tried to make him horny in the bedroom) – but it would be too painful and monotonous. Just shoot me in the head (for watching it all the way through) I’ll never get that time back. Oh yeah; and that cam girl’s over-confidant douche-nozzle bf was in perfect position about 10 times for a left uppercut and a right cross which would have him foaming at the mouth, unconscious in a pile for at least 15 minutes.. and a trip to the hospital at the least.

Filmfan
Filmfan
July 5, 2023 6:25 am

This is a lifetime movie with nudity. I was entertained no complaints!

Georgianlikestalin
Georgianlikestalin
February 4, 2023 9:05 pm

so this pathetic cunt chose a young immature slut over a fine milf with huge breasts that has the ability to carry gallons of milk

Georgianlikestalin
Georgianlikestalin
February 4, 2023 9:02 pm

so we all got that creepy biology teacher

wtf
wtf
January 28, 2023 12:14 am

couple who schedule sex are pathetic af, i think i’ll bang whenever i want to also no crotch goblins to interrupt this is life.

yikes
yikes
January 28, 2023 12:11 am

The losers on this thread saying the wife is hotter have their standards on the floor, her hands look crusty af as if she was 80 years old. Who would want sour milk while they can get fresh meat.

watchman
watchman
December 3, 2021 2:38 pm

Emily Bicks looks remarkably like the decoy on TCAP the one that always gets the cookie dough on her shirt..

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egeh34ewhh
October 25, 2021 6:42 am

if i had wife like that i would not fool around with a little girl that propably taste piss in her cunt!!!!!!! how stupid people can be sometimes!!!!

tonyelmono
tonyelmono
September 5, 2021 6:35 am

Took me 4 trys to get through this snoozer. Kept waiting for something to happen. Think I’m an excitement junky. Thought the wife was so much hotter than that cam twat.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
August 31, 2021 10:26 pm

A fairly good story – but poorly made movie. Shitty acting, crappy dialogue, and really bad directing. BUT…. I lol’d hard at the dumb-ass Californian academic. They’re really like this out there. Moronic old perverts with unsatisfied wifes… I mean just look at this idiots wifey-poo. He soulda been poundin’ that puddin’ five nights a week. But noooo. He had to opt for the millennium uber-twat that was about as hot as a chocolate McFrosty at the Uni-Burger. THIS is what happens when you look like Pierce Morgan but have half the brain.

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July 28, 2021 3:49 pm

onlyfans the movie