Cannibal Diner (2012)

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Directed by: Frank W. Montag
Starring: Alexandra Lesch (Kati), Kristiana Rohder (Tanja), Lara Baum (Celine), Indira Madison (Jill)
Country: Germany, Effed Up German Fims
Language: German; Effed Up European Cinema
Runtime: 01:15:01
Genres: Gruesome, Cannibals

Plot – Spoilers:
Cannibal Diner is one of those films where the film poster is better than anything in it.

Some German girls head for the woods, wander stupidly around and get rekt.

It takes over 40 minutes of prolonged sequences of busty women running around, before we get to the meat of it all – a trashy German Wrong Turn. Unfortunately, this is soon followed by more headless wandering around, and it almost feels like the filmmakers were trying their best to run in circles around what initially seemed like promising gore.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
April 2, 2026 11:27 pm

B-list trash with some cute girls. Just silly. 1 and a half stars.

prezzy
prezzy
March 27, 2023 12:59 am

hang de camera tech person they is pissed,

Porușniuc Adina
Porușniuc Adina
January 13, 2022 2:13 pm

Stupid pointless movie…a cheap remake

fred fat
fred fat
November 11, 2021 11:19 pm

texas chainsaw
the shining
wrong turn
they should be done for copyright
but first time ive seen a final girl from the start of the film

pix
pix
November 5, 2021 7:49 am

this shit sucks anyways hot lesbians its hot i luv woman

OJ not simpson
OJ not simpson
November 3, 2021 8:35 pm

IMDB’s rating of this movie: 2.3
All said.

Heidi
Heidi
November 3, 2021 3:06 am

Laughed so hard at the “plot” description! Don’t know if I’ll other with the movie though…

DKNY7
DKNY7
November 3, 2021 12:29 am

Poster has piqued my interest. Not going to lie….