Carver (2008)

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Avg Rating: 3.5 / 5. Voted: 40

No one cared thus far. Do you?

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Directed by: Franklin Guerrero Jr.
Starring: Matt Carmody (Pete), Neil Kubath (Bryan), Ursula Taherian (Kate), Kristyn Green (Rachel), Erik Fones (Carver), David G. Holland (Carver)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:37:49
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Sexual-Violence against Men, Violence against Women, Snuff, Scat

Plot – Spoilers:
A bunch of campers hang out at the wrong places, annoy you with their presence, do stupid things and then suffer. They also stumble on a stash of snuff films and laugh at them. And so get to perform in them. Carver is what Camp Blood wanted to be.

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Tom C
Tom C
September 23, 2020 10:25 pm

Yeah…. had to go for a 10min break just after the 47min mark… okay film, couldn’t tell if it had dated a bit or was purposely filmed as it was (I’m no Barry Norman, don’t judge!).

Heidi Attwood
Heidi Attwood
September 24, 2020 6:31 am

What

What always amazes me about these “college kids go out to commune with nature (plus drink and get their rocks off in the pristine environment) is just how stupid they are. One wants to “go for a dump” – surrounded by trees and lots of other places where he could do it, he chooses a sus-looking outhouse. Absolutely HAS to do it there.

And guess what happens…..

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
September 24, 2020 7:39 am

Thanks for the new film admins, was actually much better than I thought it would be! (End of credits: ‘Proudly made by hardworking children in factories’ haha) Film was a pleasant surprise honestly, I got some good hicksploitation vibes from it. While obviously amateur n low budget, the acting wasn’t completely awful(aside from them not caring about dying it seemed like), the film progressed without leaving me bored, and the bar+house were actually decent settings, imo. I assume they were going for an early 90’s (?) era setting for some reason, w the 90s cellphone, funsaver camera, cassette walkman, and… Read more »

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
April 1, 2021 11:16 pm

Same here.. tons of fun… Characters somewhat under developed but hey ho… No morals . .. no punchlines.. just a ton of the redstuff and a pretty fast paced movie… The nail in the head was excellent .
The puke n poo less so ..

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
September 24, 2020 10:45 pm

Another film that definitely fits the description for this unique site. This definitely deserves to be part of the collection of effedupmovies. Thanks EUM. Cheers to you!

Charles Smith
Charles Smith
September 26, 2020 1:19 am

I actually own this. I enjoyed it for the most part even though the ball scene looked fake as hell lol

Wolveriner
Wolveriner
September 28, 2020 1:02 am

This one is quite predictable and even mostly corny, but it does the job. Somehow the last half an hour feels a bit better and more interesting than the rest, but maybe it was just me and my mood. Anyway, as said, this movie is certainly in place here.

tony xantana
tony xantana
September 30, 2020 2:20 pm

unrealistic ,it was a good movie if ur bored its pretty entertaining it had some real plot twists that i didn’t see coming …however some of the characters could have had better and more realistic reactions to someone trying to kill them … 2 and a half stars

Gothg00l
Gothg00l
October 3, 2020 8:27 pm

The films had such bad acting it was almost funny! XD

Zed Man
Zed Man
October 16, 2020 11:23 am

Stupid teenagers in the woods. YES. Madman on the loose. YES. A formula for a myriad of teen slasher movies. YES. Is this any different? YES. There is some great gore and some brutal violence that would not be found in any slasher films in the 70s and 80s. There is also a scene that will make most guys balls crawl into their bellies. Yes, there was a few holes in the plot but they are forgiveable when balanced against the nice sfx. Overall, a good example of this type of film.

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e
February 6, 2021 7:43 pm

what a fucking idiot, “dont kill me” bitch just for that ur slut ass can die

Mike T
Mike T
August 14, 2021 7:24 am

This was an “alright” movie. Truth be told, I’m a gorehound, and based on the IMDB reviews this sounded like it would deliver the goods.

There is very little in the way of gore in this film. Hell…there’s not much straight-up violence either. There were opportunities but they were wasted IMO.

Thanks for upping it though. It’s one I’ve wanted to see for a while.

Eevie
Eevie
September 5, 2021 3:46 am

I feel like someone told the blonde in the hat that she could be the next Sheri Moon-Zombie and she sadly believed them. Half hour in, they’re all still alive.. I need a smoke break.

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