Seasoning House (2012)

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Avg Rating: 4.4 / 5. Voted: 133

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Directed by: Paul Hyett
Starring: Rosie Day (Angel), Kevin Howarth (Viktor), Sean Pertwee (Goran), Ryan Oliva (Ivan)
Country: UK
Language: English (Eng subs)
Runtime: 01:29:28
Genres: Human Trafficking-Prostitution, Sexual-Violence against Women, Drugs, Revenge, Gruesome, Violence against Men, Military

Plot – Spoilers:
Angel, a mute girl, has been forced to work at a remote brothel that caters to clients with darker, more violent sexual tastes. The owner of the brothel fancies her and this gives her relative privileges – so she doesn’t service the clients anymore and instead spends the days getting the girls ready and later cleaning them. There’s also the occasional treat of a bar of chocolate to rest with.

Angel has turned herself into a human rat, and has mastered the crawlspaces of the building, which she often uses to enter and exit rooms. One such room has a new girl who knows sign language and who reminds Angel of her sister. Their friendship gives Angel a new purpose in her use of the crawlspaces.

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Sinnah
Sinnah
September 18, 2020 1:51 pm

wow, brutal and superb movie…thanks admin!

regrads
great page!

Sham
Sham
September 19, 2020 1:39 am

Cannot play the movie can someone advice me

Bad movies
Bad movies
September 19, 2020 8:17 am

Wow just wow

Effedupkirst
Effedupkirst
September 19, 2020 3:30 pm

Yay, one of my requsts!! Brilliant film, sad sad subject and deffo effedup!! Thanks admin xx

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
September 19, 2020 4:42 pm

Thanks admins, nice choice:)

I watched this film a few weeks ago, bc I had seen another user (↑ lol) post a request for it, n it reminded me I had meant to see this for a while. My point being, it’s somewhat under the radar, just a bit. Really liked the film tho, sad part being that human trafficking is still going on today, yet not often spoken about or reported on thru the various medias, which it should be, if only to raise public awareness, which might lead to more being done to prevent it. Somewhat hypocritical the media considers it a sensitive subject, yet they report on death and murder all the time tho, but if it bleeds it leads as they say…

Always like seeing Sean Pertwee(actor from Event Horizon) in stuff too. Well shot, great acting, plot, excellent cinematography (u almost felt like u were in that war-torn shithole) and suspenseful overall w barely any dull moments.

I’d give this film a loose 7/10, totally worth seeing. I’d rate it higher except the ending was kinda meh, and it’s VERY ‘Hollywood-ie’ and unbelievable, a little girl always outsmarting the big bad armed Chetniks;)

Joe
Joe
September 19, 2020 7:47 pm

This movie is so underrated! Also, when there is violence, it’s hyper-brutal. That scene with the cheek!

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
September 19, 2020 11:14 pm

Got to be one of my favourite movie. It has a little bit of everything of every genres. Always got to love the ending. Makes you wonder what happened to Angel. Thanks EUM! I always support your website.

Johnny
Johnny
September 20, 2020 3:29 am

The best ever…………………..Effedup thank you

kronopia
kronopia
September 20, 2020 7:05 am

Estaria bueno que subtitularan las peliculas para poder entender un poco mejor jajajaja, igual muy buena la pagina

Dee
Dee
September 20, 2020 7:55 am

this is the 3rd film I’ve watched on here where the heroine is a deaf/mute. why is that a thing, a deaf/mute heroine? I guess it makes her seem more helpless hence more sympathetic but I’m not a huge fan of the deaf/mute heroine personally. This is a 5/5 star film tho all things considered

Cap Bender
Cap Bender
September 20, 2020 7:51 pm

Saw this years ago and parts of it always stuck with me. I loved the flashback sequences and the shifting from mute experience to normal. Well crafted and shot film. I had forgotten the title until now. Thanks EUM! Unfortunately, as pointed out in previous comments by E. Spencer, it does have those ridiculous Hollywood moments. The amazing coincidences, like Clockwork Orange and Eden Lake, (Among a million others), where the person amazingly winds up on the worst possible doorstep out of a billion possibilities…ugh. Spoiler, this one does it twice. Lol. Still freaking awesome watch And well acted for the most part. I’m sure I will do it again someday. Cheers!

Shannon
Shannon
September 21, 2020 4:31 am

God damn!!! That poor girl just couldnt catch a break.

ralph
ralph
September 21, 2020 6:38 pm

From the comments here I was expecting much more. Meh

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
September 22, 2020 8:53 am

Another unknown sleeper from the folks at EUM! God, I kove you guys!

The sad thing is this sort of thing happens every day. Not the deaf mute turned rodent, but the human trafficking. The shit runs deep… much deeper then most would care to imagine, and the people involved are enough to curdle one’s brain. Anyone who believe its all political and/or a conspiracy theory either isn’t paying attention or they’re in denial – which isn’t a river in Egypt. I have just two words for you – Jeffery Epstein.

Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is going after these scumbags with a vengeance. More then 3500 arrests since he’s taken office. Maybe that’s why so many of the”elite” despise him.

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
September 22, 2020 9:53 am

The salt and pepper house

Delphine
Delphine
September 25, 2020 6:58 pm

Kudos to the make-up artists!

Ms k
Ms k
September 28, 2020 7:58 am

No English subtitles?

Zed Man
Zed Man
October 4, 2020 11:38 am

Awesome film. Probably one of the best on this site. Brutal, dark and gritty. Great performances all around. Can not fault it. EUM, you have excelled yourself with this gem, I rate it 10 out of 10 for the suspense and tension alone. A must watch. Cheers all.

OJ
OJ
November 8, 2020 10:37 am

What a garbage……. No taste at all.

Terry Smith
Terry Smith
December 8, 2020 7:17 am

That was a gem!! Thank you for posting!

Anna
Anna
March 14, 2021 7:57 pm

I thought this movie was gonna be really bad based off what everybody said about it but it’s not and I actually like it a lot.

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
March 17, 2021 1:13 am

This movie is calculous and prominently arrestive. I’m gnostic and sentient towards this nonpareil. Regards.

Alice
Alice
April 17, 2021 5:15 pm

The acting is overdramatic, except for the deaf girl, she’s natural. This movie is so so, easily forgotten.

lenetra
lenetra
May 28, 2021 3:46 am

this movie is sick

Mario
Mario
July 6, 2021 6:30 am

4 out of 5. It was entertaining. I discover this site last week cause I was looking for a film I watched years ago (Found.). Is the 8th film I’ve watched here. Thanks for adding subtitles even to english films. Is really helpfull for non native speakers.

Esotericbitch
Esotericbitch
August 27, 2021 6:06 am

Girlboss!!!

Rebecca Gibson
Rebecca Gibson
September 30, 2021 3:43 pm

I loved this movie. I am a huge fan of this site because it really has something for everyone! This was one of my more mild favorites so far for sure. Save the irrelevant bickering for more mainstream social media though guys, its silly!

Pufferpunk
Pufferpunk
November 27, 2021 7:19 pm

Loved this but it’s such a tragedy how true this is! So many children, boys & girls & women falling into this kind of slavery. Especially crossing our southern border right now. :/

The White Horseman
The White Horseman
December 3, 2021 6:11 am

It’s a bit boring and incredibly predictable. A big YUCK from The White Horseman

hydra
hydra
January 16, 2022 3:08 am

I’ve seen this ages ago… I survived and throughly enjoyed it… but 20 min in this time (with some alcohol) and I just can’t… horrifically sad… very very good crafted film even though I gotta bail

fuzzy bussy
fuzzy bussy
January 16, 2022 12:47 pm

bravo. fantastic film

thanks!

jack surf
jack surf
February 25, 2022 8:31 pm

kind of boring but it kept you wanting more ….it was an easy kill at the end to bad ..an asshole like him needed to be killed with more hurt but oh well

at946
at946
April 20, 2022 6:03 am

Bloody good film. Most enjoyable .

kidnapee
kidnapee
May 25, 2022 1:39 am

a bit predictable, but not a bad watch. you won’t waste your time. 3/5

Tom Brant
Tom Brant
November 10, 2022 1:03 pm

I expected a lot more from this, having read the comments. The movie is very predictable, and just not believable. It was like a mainstream movie with more gore, but the gore was not as extreme as it could’ve been.
This wasn’t awful, but it wasn’t great, either.