Seasoning House (2012)

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Avg Rating: 4.5 / 5. Voted: 65

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Directed by: Paul Hyett
Starring: Rosie Day (Angel), Kevin Howarth (Viktor), Sean Pertwee (Goran), Ryan Oliva (Ivan)
Country: UK
Language: English (Eng subs)
Runtime: 01:29:28
Genres: Human Trafficking-Prostitution, Sexual-Violence against Women, Drugs, Revenge, Gruesome, Violence against Men, Military

Plot – Spoilers:
Angel, a mute girl, has been forced to work at a remote brothel that caters to clients with darker, more violent sexual tastes. The owner of the brothel fancies her and this gives her relative privileges – so she doesn’t service the clients anymore and instead spends the days getting the girls ready and later cleaning them. There’s also the occasional treat of a bar of chocolate to rest with.

Angel has turned herself into a human rat, and has mastered the crawlspaces of the building, which she often uses to enter and exit rooms. One such room has a new girl who knows sign language and who reminds Angel of her sister. Their friendship gives Angel a new purpose in her use of the crawlspaces.

35 thoughts on “Seasoning House (2012)

  • September 18, 2020 at 1:51 pm
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    wow, brutal and superb movie…thanks admin!

    regrads
    great page!

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  • September 19, 2020 at 1:39 am
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    Cannot play the movie can someone advice me

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    • September 19, 2020 at 10:29 am
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      Yeah, just push play. It’s a sideways triangle.

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    • September 21, 2020 at 4:49 am
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      Try the Option 2 tab if the first one isn’t working.

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  • September 19, 2020 at 3:30 pm
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    Yay, one of my requsts!! Brilliant film, sad sad subject and deffo effedup!! Thanks admin xx

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  • September 19, 2020 at 4:42 pm
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    Thanks admins, nice choice:)

    I watched this film a few weeks ago, bc I had seen another user (↑ lol) post a request for it, n it reminded me I had meant to see this for a while. My point being, it’s somewhat under the radar, just a bit. Really liked the film tho, sad part being that human trafficking is still going on today, yet not often spoken about or reported on thru the various medias, which it should be, if only to raise public awareness, which might lead to more being done to prevent it. Somewhat hypocritical the media considers it a sensitive subject, yet they report on death and murder all the time tho, but if it bleeds it leads as they say…

    Always like seeing Sean Pertwee(actor from Event Horizon) in stuff too. Well shot, great acting, plot, excellent cinematography (u almost felt like u were in that war-torn shithole) and suspenseful overall w barely any dull moments.

    I’d give this film a loose 7/10, totally worth seeing. I’d rate it higher except the ending was kinda meh, and it’s VERY ‘Hollywood-ie’ and unbelievable, a little girl always outsmarting the big bad armed Chetniks;)

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    • September 24, 2020 at 1:40 am
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      Hey Elliot, she was deaf not stupid. just a thought…

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      • September 25, 2020 at 2:01 am
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        I never said she was stupid, thanks for trying tho…

        I love it when ppl only post here to shit-talk other ppls comments. Perhaps reddit would suit u better;)

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    • September 25, 2020 at 7:02 pm
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      Hi Elliot,

      I thought the ending was appropriate considering the whole bleak atmosphere from the start . It didn’t feel Hollywood-ie to me.
      It reminded me of Eden Lake. Watch it if you haven’t already 🙂

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      • September 27, 2020 at 4:39 am
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        Greetings Delphine:)
        Just to clarify, the ending felt meh to me because, in my opinion, it just seemed like a cop-out and kinda fell flat, like look she did it again, but I’ll give them credit for leaving it somewhat open to interpretation, possibly walking into the lions den, so to speak. Whereas the movie itself, imo, felt very Hollywood-ie, ott, and far fetched to me because she was outsmarting and killing the Chetniks the whole time. Let’s totally put aside the fact that she’s deaf, she’s literally dispatching armed, trained, *soldiers* like some sociopathic assassin, without even an afterthought, dodging bullets thru walls, constantly escaping, etc. And doing it to anyone that stood in her way, sometimes with hand-to-hand combat at that! That’s just how it came across to me tho, grain of salt as they say…

        THANK U btw for the film recommendation either way:) I had actually seen Eden Lake when it released, and again a few years back when I showed it to a friend. That was a good one too. [SPOILER]Really liked the ending to it as well, but I’m kinda biased with film endings where the ‘bad’ guys win. I love em all bc it’s basically a fuck u to the standard movie norms of the ‘good guys win, happy ending’ style. I call films like these Arlington Road style, because that was one that did it THE best. Some put Funny Games on a pedestal for this as well. I wish more films had em, maybe I’m just being a pessimist tho, lol. Many don’t tho due to the makers wanting to keep the audience reviews positive, sadly. Thanks either way for the recommendation tho, I appreciate it;)

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        • September 28, 2020 at 12:21 pm
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          Most welcome.
          I’ve recently rewatched an odd one I’m sure you know. In Fabric. It’s in 2 parts and has an atmosphere I’ve not felt with any other movie. It’s not horror per se but it’s wonderfully weird 🙂

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    • October 5, 2020 at 11:34 pm
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      Hey Elliot, I’ve seen your take on multiple films on this website and I just love how well worded you are!! My fav part is that you don’t talk down on women like more than half of the men on here. Anyways, I love scrolling down and seeing your comments, keep it up! <3

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      • October 11, 2020 at 8:16 am
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        Aw shucks, well thanks Sam, I really appreciate the feedback? Glad to know that some other ppl enjoy them!

        If u haven’t yet, check out the film Werckmeister Harmonies on here. It’s my favorite film on Effedupmovies, hands down, and my favorite review too, lol. It’s more of a perfect example of film and less of a shock-and-awe horror movie like many others on here are tho, just an fyi. Thanks again tho, peace;)

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      • October 18, 2020 at 1:45 am
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        If I make a comment with my first name ( Sophie) I get talked to like shit ,if I.answer with my surname I.am answered with respect! Have even done an experiment in a video I’ s watched and left more or less an identical answer in both names individually…..I.was shot down…then ‘ praised’ for the exact same review..stupid twats 😉

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  • September 19, 2020 at 7:47 pm
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    This movie is so underrated! Also, when there is violence, it’s hyper-brutal. That scene with the cheek!

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  • September 19, 2020 at 11:14 pm
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    Got to be one of my favourite movie. It has a little bit of everything of every genres. Always got to love the ending. Makes you wonder what happened to Angel. Thanks EUM! I always support your website.

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  • September 20, 2020 at 3:29 am
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    The best ever…………………..Effedup thank you

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  • September 20, 2020 at 7:05 am
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    Estaria bueno que subtitularan las peliculas para poder entender un poco mejor jajajaja, igual muy buena la pagina

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  • September 20, 2020 at 7:55 am
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    this is the 3rd film I’ve watched on here where the heroine is a deaf/mute. why is that a thing, a deaf/mute heroine? I guess it makes her seem more helpless hence more sympathetic but I’m not a huge fan of the deaf/mute heroine personally. This is a 5/5 star film tho all things considered

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  • September 20, 2020 at 7:51 pm
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    Saw this years ago and parts of it always stuck with me. I loved the flashback sequences and the shifting from mute experience to normal. Well crafted and shot film. I had forgotten the title until now. Thanks EUM! Unfortunately, as pointed out in previous comments by E. Spencer, it does have those ridiculous Hollywood moments. The amazing coincidences, like Clockwork Orange and Eden Lake, (Among a million others), where the person amazingly winds up on the worst possible doorstep out of a billion possibilities…ugh. Spoiler, this one does it twice. Lol. Still freaking awesome watch And well acted for the most part. I’m sure I will do it again someday. Cheers!

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  • September 21, 2020 at 4:31 am
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    God damn!!! That poor girl just couldnt catch a break.

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  • September 21, 2020 at 6:38 pm
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    From the comments here I was expecting much more. Meh

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  • September 22, 2020 at 8:53 am
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    Another unknown sleeper from the folks at EUM! God, I kove you guys!

    The sad thing is this sort of thing happens every day. Not the deaf mute turned rodent, but the human trafficking. The shit runs deep… much deeper then most would care to imagine, and the people involved are enough to curdle one’s brain. Anyone who believe its all political and/or a conspiracy theory either isn’t paying attention or they’re in denial – which isn’t a river in Egypt. I have just two words for you – Jeffery Epstein.

    Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is going after these scumbags with a vengeance. More then 3500 arrests since he’s taken office. Maybe that’s why so many of the”elite” despise him.

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    • September 22, 2020 at 9:57 am
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      I’m in denial.. in a boat floating down denial… (it’s a river pal.) I’m here.. it’s a river

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    • September 24, 2020 at 1:45 am
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      So old Donald’s gonna arrest himself…..and his so-called friends?

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  • September 22, 2020 at 9:53 am
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    The salt and pepper house

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  • September 25, 2020 at 6:58 pm
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    Kudos to the make-up artists!

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  • September 28, 2020 at 7:58 am
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    No English subtitles?

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    • September 29, 2020 at 4:21 pm
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      The available subs are all over the place. But since this seems to be a popular one here, we’ll fix them and update the copy here. Will take time cuz needs to be manually done. So if you really need the subs, have a look over the coming weekend.

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      • October 3, 2020 at 2:18 pm
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        Updated with subs now.

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  • October 4, 2020 at 11:38 am
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    Awesome film. Probably one of the best on this site. Brutal, dark and gritty. Great performances all around. Can not fault it. EUM, you have excelled yourself with this gem, I rate it 10 out of 10 for the suspense and tension alone. A must watch. Cheers all.

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  • November 8, 2020 at 10:37 am
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    What a garbage……. No taste at all.

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