Cheap Thrills (2013)

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Avg Rating: 3.9 / 5. Voted: 42

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AKA:
Directed by: E. L. Katz
Starring: Pat Healy (Craig), Ethan Embry (Vince), Sara Paxton (Violet), David Koechner (Colin), Amanda Fuller (Wife)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:27:33
Genres: Psychological Thriller, Gruesome, Animals

Plot – Spoilers:
A writer who is now a married man and works as a mechanic is down on rent dues and also just got downsized at work. He’s at a bar ruminating on his lack of options when he meets a high-school buddy. The two hook up with a wealthy couple there who are celebrating the hot wife’s birthday. She’s an attraction, but what’s more attractive is that the couple are willing to splash around money on what seem like silly dares. The two friends agree to take the night further at the couple’s place, where the dares are amped up, but so is the money.

Massive Spoilers, perhaps:
Cheap Thrills is fairly riveting despite not getting too effed up and has a small tragic aside about why some guys remain losers because they lack the ruthlessness certain situations demand.

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faggot destroyer9000
faggot destroyer9000
September 23, 2023 7:28 pm

Good watch. 7/10

Young Jesus
Young Jesus
April 12, 2023 10:56 pm

Absolute garbage.

Heisenberg
Heisenberg
March 8, 2023 1:53 pm

Always got popcorn reading these 🍿

fred fat
fred fat
March 5, 2023 7:56 pm

really enjoyed this movie – thank u all at effed up – keep up the good work
here is a list of my requests – thank u for all of my requests that have already been uploaded

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
March 4, 2023 11:49 am

I’m disturbed by the lack of pedophilia lately,I know I’m not alone in my thinking

Richard
Richard
Reply to  A concerned friend
March 4, 2023 2:02 pm

No,I agree wholeheartedly

Steve
Steve
March 4, 2023 9:04 am

I like my boys & sexual partners like I like my whiskey………aged 12 years

Steve
Steve
March 3, 2023 11:29 am

I have a table spoon….can everyone take turns eating my asshole?,it has cream in its centre😁

Sophie
Sophie
Reply to  Steve
July 11, 2023 5:03 pm

You’re really pathetic ,sad little man

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
March 2, 2023 1:09 pm

What do you think is better,pussy sex or anal sex with a 10 year old girl or just anal sex with a 6 year old boy,I used to like babies but I find they split & bleed a lot,but with lube 8 to 10 can Handle my cock mostly,I got a 4 inch fat,but lots of Vaseline or even butter opens em up smoothly,what do you guys think?

li
li
Reply to  A concerned friend
May 2, 2023 4:45 am

i wish cut your filthy dick off

whotf
whotf
Reply to  A concerned friend
August 1, 2023 9:00 pm

4inches I see why u fuck babies. your bitch ass is desperate to hear anything moan for your oversized clit.

Bartel
Bartel
March 2, 2023 2:02 am

The last shot of CHEAP THRILLS is one to remember.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Bartel
March 2, 2023 8:54 am

Like a shot in my mouth

Steve
Steve
March 1, 2023 3:03 pm

Now listen here you gay crybaby pussies

wtf
wtf
March 1, 2023 11:40 am

The admin who wrote the description lied about Amanda Fuller “being hot” she’s average at best. The real good looker is sara paxton. Y’all are blind

Steve
Steve
February 28, 2023 12:19 pm

I can make you spunk anytime I want to.
I’m such a gay cry baby coward & I make you cum soooo easy. Coffee and pasta time cry baby? How do you get baby shit out of your cockeye? Anyone?

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Steve
February 28, 2023 4:11 pm

Steve really gets under your skin.

A foncerned bend
A foncerned bend
Reply to  A concerned friend
February 28, 2023 9:57 pm

Steve really gets inside your an anus

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  A foncerned bend
March 1, 2023 8:20 am

When people read your comments they think you are very immature. Do you think the last comment is a mature thing to say? Don’t you think that a comment like “Steve really gets inside your an anus” bolsters Steve’s claim that you are a immature cry baby? If you respond to this comment with a sarcastic or insulting comment do you think it might make Steve want to aggravate you more because of your immaturity?

Dog - Pedo Killer
Dog - Pedo Killer
Reply to  A concerned friend
March 1, 2023 9:13 am

Cool story,Shut up kid rapist

Kikitza
Kikitza
February 28, 2023 2:06 am

Zombie strippers but a sausage fest version? ew no ty

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Kikitza
February 28, 2023 12:20 pm

I love sausage….especially pre-teen Weiner,you ought to try it,it truly is Fab!!!

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  Steve
February 28, 2023 6:37 pm

Dear Steve im so not sorry that you got AIDS, good riddance.
Bye Bye pedo maggot, have fun burning.

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Kikitza
February 28, 2023 9:38 pm

You seem to get upset when Steve makes comments.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  A concerned friend
February 28, 2023 10:20 pm

Thankyou for defending me,even though you’re me,thankyou me,they’re just jealous off the pre pubescent pussy & ass we get

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  Steve
March 1, 2023 7:45 am

This ¨concerned¨ friend is just another parasocial reject that has their needs fulfilled by being the righteous one or the peace maker online. Fuck him too, youre on the wrong website.

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Kikitza
March 1, 2023 8:32 am

All your comments are very angry and negative. Are you an angry, sad and negative person because of something Steve said? You seem to have a very strong reaction when Steve says the words immature, gay, cry baby, and coward. Do these words trigger a memory from your past that makes you angry? Or do you try to insult Steve and demean him because of his authoritative stance which possibly makes you feel insecure and vulnerable about your sexuality and maturity?

Dog - Pedo Killer
Dog - Pedo Killer
Reply to  Kikitza
March 1, 2023 9:32 am

It’s just another of Steve’s multiple personalities & a deflection,it’s the same pedo rat,his has other manifestations,Ed,Edna,Richard he also likes to adopt other user names & pretend,but he is quite visible due to his limited intellectual,as I told him earlier,I can only wish that an angry parent catches him & pops an unlubricted tree branch up his Sphincter

jcd
jcd
February 27, 2023 4:24 pm

cheap thrills, literally…provoking no thoughts, no emotions, or no whatsoever. rich exploiting poor just as in the society we live in.

Pinky desserts
Pinky desserts
February 27, 2023 2:34 pm

It had a predictable ending and only two pranks were extreme. Worth the watch but not fantastic.

AnOldBoy
AnOldBoy
February 27, 2023 9:34 am

Great film. Entertaining, well-paced and holds your attention. Dark humour and a good ending. Recommended, 4/5 100-dollar bills.

McDoosh
McDoosh
February 26, 2023 11:26 pm

Is that Todd Packer?

todd packer
todd packer
Reply to  McDoosh
February 28, 2023 6:27 pm

yes his actor

Steve
Steve
Reply to  McDoosh
March 1, 2023 1:16 pm

Nope it’s me Fudge packer,fresh aged 8 years fugde on my Weiner

Joey
Joey
Reply to  Steve
March 8, 2023 4:35 am

I bet you got the giggles when you wrote that. It’s soooo funny.

Heinz Nazijewburner
Heinz Nazijewburner
Reply to  Joey
March 9, 2023 7:01 am

I did Steve,it was hilarious you aids ridden kid fucker

Judas
Judas
Reply to  Joey
March 9, 2023 9:01 am

Die filthy sodomite

Anti Nowhere League
Anti Nowhere League
February 26, 2023 4:39 am

I hate people

KillMe77
KillMe77
Reply to  Anti Nowhere League
March 8, 2023 4:50 am

They’re the worst

suomynona
suomynona
February 26, 2023 3:50 am

“I’ll fuck her for free”

Richard
Richard
Reply to  suomynona
February 26, 2023 2:03 pm

I fuck under 12s for free,any older Tree Fiddy

suomynona
suomynona
Reply to  Richard
February 27, 2023 3:58 am

I’ll fuck your mom for free

Richard
Richard
Reply to  suomynona
February 27, 2023 8:54 am

Are you sure you want to?

suomynona
suomynona
Reply to  Richard
March 3, 2023 4:11 am

Sure would use a rubber because we see how a previous time she got pregnant turned out.

Richard
Richard
Reply to  suomynona
February 27, 2023 11:49 am

Sure,I do all the time,we can tag team her if you want,my sister too

Steve
Steve
Reply to  suomynona
February 28, 2023 12:44 pm

I would if she was under 8 years old……or a boy……oh & my mom

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Steve
February 28, 2023 7:26 pm

Sounds like you’re angry at Steve.

A foncerned bend
A foncerned bend
Reply to  A concerned friend
February 28, 2023 9:55 pm

Sounds like you’re a pedophile steve

fred fat
fred fat
February 26, 2023 12:27 am

the director definitely made this movie for cheap thrills

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  fred fat
February 26, 2023 4:50 am

Fuck off cunt

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Ted Nugent
February 26, 2023 12:33 pm

Fuck off cunt

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  fred fat
February 28, 2023 2:03 am

Jesus does Fred ever shut up?

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Reply to  Kikitza
March 7, 2023 11:12 am

No – he never does, my son.

Heinz Nazijewburner
Heinz Nazijewburner
Reply to  Jesus Christ
March 9, 2023 7:00 am

Like you never stop hanging around children’s public toilets you asshole,fuck you Steve,Richard,Edna,Ed,a concerned friend & youre new one Joey dirty rat cunt

PREZZY
PREZZY
February 25, 2023 11:58 pm

everyone!! warra watch , just up my alley, loved it, 4.5k to screw that nutter, wouldu’ve opened her up for free !! XX

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
February 25, 2023 11:47 pm

When I saw Amanda Fuller right at the beginning I knew this would be a good film. She stars as Erica in a excellent movie called “Red, White and Blue” (2010). RW&B would be a great addition to EUM. It would fit in perfectly. “Cheap Thrills” is a fantastic movie and I highly recommend watching it but Amanda gets maybe 45 seconds of screen time in this.

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
February 26, 2023 12:19 am

Red white & blue is a brilliant film,Noah Taylor is outstanding

Bartel
Bartel
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
March 2, 2023 2:01 am

You´re absolutely right about RED WHITE AND BLUE.
One of the most devastating movies of the last ten years or so. What ever happened to director Simon Rumley? Never heard of him again except for his sick shortmovie for a horror anthology which i can´t remember the title anymore. It ended with this guy who as part of a sex kink he had going on with his girlfriend, handcuffed her, put dog food over her body and into her vagina…only to fed her alive to a pack of hungry dogs which he had kept in his garage for days…
seriously sick stuff.

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Bartel
March 2, 2023 11:16 am

Gutted you can’t recall the name of that short,I definitely need to see that,Red,White & Blue should get way more credit than it does,apart from yourself & Old mother Hubbard I’ve not heard to many bring it up,a serious punch to the gut that film,I knew I’d seen something special when the credits rolled

Chum smears
Chum smears
Reply to  Berkowitz
March 2, 2023 11:42 pm

Litttle Deaths, 2011. His portion is called Bitch. Its available online at 1h 34 mins which is the same timing at the wiki page. Is added to my to watch list.

Berkowitz
Berkowitz
Reply to  Chum smears
March 3, 2023 12:01 am

Thanks man,appreciate it,the description given by Bartel piqued the curiosity

Milky Pills
Milky Pills
Reply to  Admin
March 3, 2023 3:37 am

It would be a good addition. I just watched. The first two suffer from some bad acting but the stories hold up. Nice to see Moxey. The quality ramps up and the Bitch delivers something worthy of this site.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Bartel
March 2, 2023 8:43 pm

I think it is called “60 Seconds of Solitude in Year Zero.”

Movie scalper
Movie scalper
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
March 2, 2023 2:43 pm

RWB was a nice watch. The heavy piano is a bit annoying and theres a very sickly 2 minutes in the middle which I would have just removed as not important to the narative.
Also a questionable medical back story that could also have been better handled (6 months in 2010? It was about 1 Month at the time).
However yes its the kind of film I would like to see on here. As for Amanda she does not float my boat.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Reply to  Old Mother Hubbard
March 7, 2023 8:56 pm

The actor David Koechner who plays the role of Colin (the rich guy) has had a very bad run of luck as of late. He has been going through a divorce since 2020 and he has been charged with DUI 3 times in the last 9 months. His arrest on New Year’s Eve was a DUI/Hit & Run.