Coma-Brutal Duel (1999)
AKA: Das Komabrutale Duell
Directed by: Heiko Fipper
Starring: Heiko Fipper, Stefan Hoft, Mike Hoffman,, Stephan Fipper, Andreio Fiore
Country: Germany; Effed Up European Films
Language: German; Effed Up German Movies
Runtime: 01:25:15
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Torture, Violence against Men, Violence against Women, Revenge, Zombies
Plot – Spoilers:
Men punch each other, get shot, then continue to punch the pissing gore out of each other, until a chainsaw attempts to ends it all. This early scene pretty much sums up this legendary grimy German gorefest, where everyone seems to find it hard to just die, how much ever fucked up they get.
The practical effects are mostly great even through all the blurry grains. Seriously, there are stills and moments here that could have wound up in one of those shockumentaries from the ’90s. As for the plot, fuck it. Doubt even the makers gave a shit about trying to find one. The violence is unrelenting, pausing briefly only for unforgettable moments like a sophisticated brain transplant. And should you tire of the old ultraviolence between men, a couple of pregnant women are introduced, just for diversity.
Gnarly movie, glad I get to see even more gore-gruesome-splatter movies, turns me up each time.
Oh damn, I guess we got a few people shitting on the people that talk about this movie and how straight up garbage it is and how bad the trash effects are. That description is a bold faced lie. Nothing great here, just a movie that’s about as entertaining as watching paint dry no joke. Wonder how many little sad faces I’m gonna get. 😂
Oh wow 1999 as well? These effects are shit. Whoever wrote the description and said the practical effects are great and that scenes are freakin comparable to 90s shockumentaries is a liar. These effects are shit. Especially shit for 1999, Jesus christ driller killer had better practical effects and that shit was made back in 1979, 2 fuckin decades before this. Like one scene after another of just straight up blatantly obvious props. Where the guy gets shot in the head, look at that skin, real life like huh? And look at that perfect square that was shot into his face? Stupid, then to the super obvious prop hand being drilled into, etc. I highly recommend avoiding this junk. That’s all this is. There’s nothing special or good, even that good bad. It’s just pure garbage. I haven’t ran into a movie this unwatchable since the hood has eyez.
Hey Joey suck on my weiner,you got any kids,they can suck on it too,actually you sound like you’re about 12 so probably no children for you,as you are a kid yourself,want to make yourself a 20…maybe 40 if my boy Steve is up for it,hear me out,how would you like me….& possibly my best friend to fuck you up the ass? Even give you a reach around,after all we’re not selfish,think about it,another 10 each to suck our cocks,let us know Joey
Does this site even have admins anymore? Can y’all clean up the fucking garbage that the comments section has turned into, please? Just angry psychopaths calling eachother pedos back and forth, over and over and over and over and over. Fucking sort it out!
Awwww did someone hurt you feelings you gay cry baby,gtfoh or ill beat your brains out coward. Ha ha,little preteen bitch
Id sure love to ram my dick into a little asshole like you whining gaywads – it would feel so good and tight.
I used to love it up mine,bit now I’ve caught AIDS from you,so have my brothers kids & your mum,I’ve spoken to her,she’s heart broken,I knew I shouldve made you wear a rubber
I wonder how socially awkward or how much of a fuckin loser you both are in reality. Cause people that do the shit you guys do are basically screaming saying gimme attention or your trying to get a rise out of somebody. Probably and this is just psychology talking, probably because you both feel you have no control over your lives. That your weak. I wonder if this is spot on about you guys? Would be so interesting to know but we never won’t. Only they will.
Steve,if you’re out there I’m very CONCERNED MY ONCE GOOD FRIEND I tested positive for HIV about 18 months ago,about the time you savagely punished my asshoke during one of our more heated love making sessions,I know it was you I got it off,well it’s turned to full blown AIDS now,I only have 3 months to live,I think it be wise you tell & warn all the children & other lovers you have,I was gonna tell your mum & brother,after the 3 way had last night,be as you told me you fuck them on the regular,then anything they get is from you & it’s your problem,but don’t be selfish,you’ve robbed many children of the chance to grow up & experience a full life,you selfish ass fucker Ed
We really don’t want to here about your fantasies, wishes and dreams that you talk about everyday on here. We get it. You’re gay and you’re mad at Steve because he called you a cry baby. Why do you have to prove Steve right everyday?
Oh Richard,I’m glad I caught up with you,did you see my other post,? Yes I have full blown AIDS,I think they amount we’ve fucked over the past 2 years its inevitable that you do too,im letting all my child victims know & you & Ed,I love you forever in my heart Richard & ill never forget our intimate moments & if I have infected you I’m sorry love & kisses your Steve❤
Also this week I watched a standard US High School flick. The loaf porking and fantasy was well worth slumming it for 87 mins.
Highschool? I prefer elementary girls & boys,they’re assholes & lil pussies are tighter,are they young looking at least? Maybe I could close my eyes & pretend they’re 9
The dismal quality portrayed in this abysmal picture is beyond reproach for one to self-extract their bicuspids to compensate for their lost time of preserved anticipation for fulfillment.
ME:
Could you write the same sentence using long and obsure vocabulary.
‘This films is badly made and the narative is not clear but its fun to watch.’
CHAT GPT:
This cinematic endeavor is egregiously poorly executed with a plot that is lamentably inscrutable, yet it imparts a modicum of amusement to the viewer.
Obviously the MF Trolling module was not used.
Why can’t people say what they want to say without some Nazi asshole like you injecting their point of view, which isn’t worth 2 shits? This person wasn’t looking for an argument but you are.
Really. That would make a change from all the other times S/H/IT has ventured to comment on here.
What are you – a fucking coward? Grow up shit for brains.
Yes and No
Shut up Steve shouldn’t you be probing the bowels of some 8 year old boy you sick little cunt,stop using Kikitza’s name,it’s obvious you ya little poop pusher
Funny stuff. I guess you really got Steve good that time.
Not as good as you pal,I read he gave you AIDS😂ya dirty fags
As if Matisse and the fake asswipes weren’t cringe enough, you somehow did the impossible and outcringed them. There’s a reason they wrote like that and you were too stupid to see. Well done chump, you did exactly what they were asking for.
1. That isn’t the same sentence the OP imposter said, so already a bad comparison.
2. Your module is hardly any different and most of the vocabulary isn’t “obscure”.
3. Go touch grass.
1. Titter not same as OP’s speech, so poor liken.
2. Your tool barely disparate, and tongue not that “fancy”.
3. Go outside and feel the greenery.
Oooh where did we learn to do this I wonder??? Yeah not as good as me pussy
1. Eek naff same as OP’s blag, so poor munge.
2. Your dishum barely bona, and lingo not that nanti.
3 Get outside and vada the dolly dish.
Stfu douche bag
Nope. As long as the pedo-van-men speak their terrible fantasy so I will piss-on-them.
Actually my user name is bullshit,I have no friends & am only ” concerned ” about ejaculating in children’s anuses,10 years or younger,preferably boys but I take what I can get,my BF Richard & I are after (not even willing) drugged preteens & preferably gay cry babies to fuck & suck,hit my buddy Ed with the Dee’s cheese loves
Yesterday I watched Point of no return, 1993 and have just finished Nikita, 1990. The Luc Beson is so much better and makes more sense.
In some regards,I guess this is very true,but the lack of child sexual abuse & full fledged anal penetration leaves it somewhat lacking for my tastes
I also watched a charming german film that had a good nostalgic sound-track. There is something nice about mixed tapes. I think it is because albums always contained some duff tracks espeically the beatles.
Touchè
How do you like my new name you fucking douchè?
Yeah thats awesome Steve,stay out of public toilets you dirty prowler,an angry parent will catch you one day & beat your faggoty pedo ass
that chainsaw can cut through anything. anything that is except fingers.
Not that I can find the original post but someone mentioned Swallowed, 2022 was worth watching. It has a nice story but falls down on some of the plot. Why would anyone use a cottage for the mule extraction. Especially if the locals are not so happy about it. Plus they already had a decent place elsewhere.
I am also not sure if you can truly fist a person so easily. I remember never succeeding after hours of play.
Lastly the place where two bodies were finally put to rest must have been massive and not knowing about how big these holes are normally I wonder if they would accomodate. My outdoor experience is a four foot deep one foot square. Just enough to last a weekend.
Just a shout out to my lovers on here,go get yourselves & especially your kids tested,unfortunately I have full blown AIDS,ive known since the HIV stage,but you know I figured it would go away after a while…….evidently not
You think you are so funny Steve. Well let me tell you something. I’m all grown up now and I don’t get mad when someone calls me a gay cry baby coward anymore. I’m not going to let you hurt my feelings anymore. Call me a gay cry baby coward all you want and see if I care.
I feel the same as Tommy. You can call me a gay cry baby coward and it won’t bother me at all so there.
Child rapist & granny slammer
Granny slammer. Wait till you tell all the kids at elementary school you said that. You’re going to be the superstar of the elementary school. Get your sunglasses ready superstar.
Granny slammer. Wait till you tell all the kids at elementary school you said that. You’re going to be the superstar of the elementary school. Get your sunglasses ready superstar.
I can make you spam anytime I want to. You’re such a gay cry baby coward that it is soooo easy. Copy and paste time cry baby?
Fuck you Steve. I am not a gay cry baby. I’m not going to let your hurtful words make me a cry baby spammer ever again. I’m grown up now so there. Take that Steve you pedo granny slammer.
LMAO i told you i would hex you pedo bitch, your days are numbered Bye Bye
nobodys going to miss a fucking child molester if anything i feel kinda bad for not getting a chance to wrap my fingers around your filthty throat and squeeze. Too much AIDS.
Steve’s got you all wound up.
You seem to only turn-up when rosey and steve are around so I expect you have a seat in the van.
Hes the driver
Some police make large wads from talking about the kiddy-fiddlers they have put in prison. Ian Brady and Rose West have made many police officers very rich. Plus all the pulp-hacks, and mini-series makers. They do miss the demise of pedos because the longer they are in the ground the less money can be made from them.
Although it appears the Jimmy does not have the same earning potential for them. It appears his mini-series has yet to be released and I expect that is because the public do not want to wallow in his sleazy life.
Plus you can not get AIDS or HIV directly from strangulation. Much in the same way you would have to lick the hot-spunk from a toilet seat to catch it at your local cottage.
He got aids from anally penetrating his disease ridden mother
Hi fellow pedo-Steve hater
Maybe we could work something together if youre ambitious enough when it comes to taking down pedos i know i am but we must start with pliers and hexing
Slobber on my nuts,kiddie diddler
The words of a child predator^^^
You fucking pathetic excuse of a human slob ill bite your nuts clean off and feed them to my pet goat if i hear you go near children again
Listen Kikitza, and listen carefully you fucking coward. Little elementary school pussies like you shouldn’t talk so big when you couldn’t punch your way out of a wet paper bag. Grow up you gay cry baby. Do it soon.
Fuck up pedo Steve,human filth
Pedo Steve human filth. Ooh – got me good.
Pedo Steve human filth. Ooh – got me good.
Funny i got kicked out of school the other day the knife was for an art project only where you would start Stevie, some ppl just dont understand.
Also yes im doing it SOON.
You’re right. Some people don’t understand. You sound like you are retarded.
I understand fine,you fuck minors you little rodent
you DEFINITELY don’t care about kids, please stop talking about them
Mind your business joey,you pecker head
Listen fairy, we all read your comment about how you loved it when you got ass raped as a kid. This isn’t a therapy session. No one needs to hear your smarmy attitude or the virtues of being gay. This is a movie website. If you want to talk about how you were ass raped and loved it go to a homosexual/transgender dating website, not a movie website. Do you understand you fairy?
Are you the admin? Did you make the rules on this site? No. You’re just some queef who think he’s better than everyone, and until the admin says otherwise, I can talk about whatever I want on this site, so go kindly fornicate thyself.
Listen you triggered fucking cry baby and listen real good. Immature little fairies like you belong in therapy, not on movie sites for adults. Grow up you fucking coward.
Shut up Steve you dirty aids ridden ass fucking chester child molester (hey Joey this faggot is using your name now)
Fuck you Joey. I just woke up to this shit to find out someones using my user name, because of course they are. My body has been used in the past so whats some fucking username got to do right? ADD IT TO THE PILE OF USED THINGS I MIGHT ASWELL START A FUCKING YARD SALE
But i would never ever use the word “thyself” I dont even own a fucking fedora first of all tf is wrong with you?
It’s people like you who are turning this site into a cesspit. All you degenerates ever do is take up comment space talking about irrelevant lowbrow elementary-grade garbage that is more than enough to cause irreparable brain damage to the average reader. Well, in case you haven’t noticed, this is a MOVIE site. Maybe, just maybe, instead of spouting off a bunch of shit all over the comment section, you could perhaps leave a review for a movie, and the same goes to all you other dipshits. Peace out.
Want to play with my penis? You coneseur of cock?
Ihr seid echt alle kleine schwule schweinhunde die zum Teufel gehen sollte mit eure bloede kommentare
Du solltest dein verdammtes Maul halten, du Feigling
Rosey has come to defend his bandito Steve. Day release?
Grow up you immature gay cry baby coward
Fuck off pedo
Listen cry baby, and listen carefully. Little elementary school faggots that whine and cry all the time are not welcome here. Nobody wants to hear from a coward like you. Grow up you little pussy. Ha ha.
Correct me if I am wrong but did not rosey start this little conversation by moaning. That is at least how my translation of german came out. Or is it only you and rosey that are allowed to say anything.
You shit on everyone and have been shitting so long that I expect that last time you or pete wrote anything of worth it was on a cave wall.
Like you want anyone to grow up. Who would you have to fuck?
Listen you fucking coward, and listen very carefully. No one needs to hear a little pussy like you chime in with your 2 cents. If you can’t take it, then leave you fucking coward. What I have to say is of the utmost importance. That is why little cowards like you feel the need to respond to every word I say. Grow up you gay cry baby.
Dirty pedo
Got me good this time didn’t ya?
Definitely did,incestuous pedophile
echt ne tolle sache
The pathetic fake fred fat needs to get a life and you’re all a bunch of gay pussies.
That’s awful. Why would you write such a hurtful comment?
Fuck up Steve you dirty ass bandit,stop fucking kids
Although it has a fantastic amount of blood and guts its a dull watch. I was lost who was in whos gang and really did not care who won. Actually I am unsure if anyone did. The highlight for me was the stamping out of the twins.
I hate people
I hate spamming pussies like you. How would you like a knuckle sandwich you fucking asshole?
I think he would prefer a shuffle.
Did you see the comment Ted Nugent wrote on the movie Greedy Guts? What a jerk he is.
No one cares Steve…..oh I mean “richard” you can’t deflect you kiddie fucker
Did you see the comment Richard wrote about the comment he wrote that Ted Nugent wrote on the movie Greedy Guts? What a jerk he is.
Bahahaha you try hard pedo faggot,awww nice try though….gay crybaby
Always licking off Ted’s dingleberries, aren’t you Tommy?
Nobody cares dickhead
I care…about you….can I touch your balls?…please
But I love you,do you have any kids???
You’re on a gay cry baby spamming frenzy today.
You’re on a gay cry baby spamming frenzy today.
You’re on a gay cry baby fucking frenzy as always
Mate… wtf???!!! Don’t ruin other people’s little fun
Get lost imposter
i hate Steve and you will all know about it
I hate you
I licked Ted’s Dingleberries once……he was asleep,but he liked it,I can tell,I liked it,I liked it a lot
I bet you did.
Says the licker of little boys nuts
lol this site is utter garbage, all you idiots talk about is molesting children
Wanna join in bae?
There is no lower lifeform than a pedophile.
You mean besides yourself, you fucking retard.
Fuck up you filthy aids infested toilet block predator,hang yourself
This is not the real fred fat I’m sure. This one is the pathetic impersonator who goes around trying to be funny but ends up only as funny as his penis.
keep crying faggot
You, Cole, Tommy and Steve are the real faggots on this shitfest site.
You sure do love fred fat don’t you? Why dont you both just stfu get a room and stop wasting comment space you neckbeard queers?
Get lost retard
Aww little kid is mad I attacked his bf.
We might do that, but you still won’t be funny you miserable tryhard. Go change your mama’s diapers pathetic loner.
Must be sad for you to say that to a mirror every night and yet still be too cowardly to end your own miserable life ya pitiful cunt.
You are the one that sounds like the sad miserable pitiful cunt. Spunk off on your mother’s diapers you loser.
feelsgoodman to see I’ve turned you into a blithering idiot that now has started to repeat what I say, under my username.Pathetic mama’s shit cleaner lmfao
That the best you got? Yawn.
Hey Steve stop hiding behind the Ted name you cry baby pussy haha awww you got putted pedo boy,but everyone knows it’s you preteen faggot fucking cretin hahahahaha
Used to go by Steve until I outted him as a full fledged child molester,but now just uses other names to spout his pedophilia & nonsense,Ed,Edna,Richard & steals others usernames,predictable cunt,watch him follow me up with a copy & a awww haha,probably something about elementary kids,cry babies & cowards😉 hey Ted I mean Steve you putrid little rat🤣
You think about Steve all the time.
Yes,yes I do,not quite as much as you think of fucking children
You’re the one that always talks about fucking children.
“You’re the one that always talks about fucking children”….in every comment for 4 months now,seek help you dirty fucker
None of you psycho idiots calling eachother “pedos” on this garbage site give a shit about the safety of children. You’re either projecting or just lazy.
🎶Ooooooh joeeey I’m not angry anymoreeeee🎶
Nope. He was outed by others. You may have ranted the most but steves online love of kid-flicks was noted well before you came along.
this movie is bad enough to put me into a brutal coma without trying to duel it out
Fuck off cunt
u r an imposter
You’re 100% right fred,a fraud,it’s pedo Steve,hi jacking other established names or….Richard,Ed,Edna…that wet wipe,definitely not hard to pick
You think you’re such a smarty pants you gay fucking coward. Little cry babies like you come rushing to the computer to see if I’ve made any comments. Every word I say is very important to you. You should grow up you little fucking pussy. You act just like a little baby. Watch. This little asshole is going to have a total mental fit and spam like crazy now. Grow up cry baby.
You think you’re such a smarty pants you gay fucking coward. Little cry babies like you come rushing to the computer to see if I’ve made any comments. Every word I say is very important to you. You should grow up you little fucking pussy. You act just like a little baby. Watch. This little asshole is going to have a total mental fit and spam like crazy now. Grow up cry baby
Steve got you good this time Eagle eye. Are you going to whine and cry like a little baby now? Awwww. Poor little baby. Better luck next time fool.
Steve got you good this time Eagle eye. Are you going to suck me off like like a little baby now? Awwww I’m hard now you Poor gay little baby. Better luck next time fool.
See? What did I tell ya? Just wind this little fucking pussy up and watch him go. Ha ha you fucking cry baby.
I would give anything to strangle you
Your little frail fingers couldn’t strangle a marshmallow,
Your frail little fingers have been all over children’s private parts
lol what the fuck is wrong with the idiots on this site? why are you always calling eachother pedos for no reason? do you all share the same insecurities?
Because Steve is a pedo you fuckin idiot,why else?
This one doesn’t work for me. 1 star.
Over the top SOV German splatter fest,from the guy that directed OSTERMONTAG,good beer & pizza flick