Director’s Cut (2016)
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Directed by: Adam Rifkin
Starring: Penn Jillette (Herbert Blount), Missi Pyle (Missi Pyle), Harry Hamlin (Godfrey), Hayes MacArthur (Reed), Lin Shaye (Cpt Wheeler), Teller (crime scene perv)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:16
Genres: Serial Killers, Voyeur
Plot – Spoilers:
A crowdfunded film Knocked Off has been hijacked by one of its principal contributors, Herbert Blount. Blount has rewritten and re-edited the film to include himself and to also present his obsession, lead actress Missi Pyle, the way she deserves to be. Since Missi is hostile to his overtures, Blount really has no choice but to kidnap her.
The film within this, Knocked Off, is about a killer who recreates crime scenes of famous serial killers and so this presents opportunities for some decent gore. But most of Director’s Cut is focused not on Knocked Off but on Blount’s amateur attempts at editing his version into it. There’s also a voiceover running through the film that sounds like Penn Jillette until you realize, it is in fact Penn Jillette.
Random Thought:
Initially, trying to catch the action on screen against the voiceover can be disorienting as you realize that persistent voiceovers are not the same as subtitles. Probably because they’re not necessarily following the action onscreen.
After 3 or so weeks offline, catching pedos, rapists and an assortment of various scumbags in Melbourne Australia, I am having a well earned rest and reconnecting with EUM and all who frequent this site. Just to say hello to everyone. In other words, IM BACK, like it or not.
lol you mean it took 3 weeks to pluck all the lice out of your mother’s hair? Doesn’t she have lighting in her basement?
Not the welcome I was expecting but no judgment here. Btw, Mike, my mothers been dead for over 20 years, so you will have to do better than that. But nice of you to reply. Cheers.
i thought zed was dead
lol fuck off ya gromk
Zed your presence on this site is equivalent to a fart in a crowded elevator
GJ! Are you single? My legs are open
Just because you have a pussy doesn’t mean you can own a man, YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Is time you realise nobody cares, nao body likes you ????
Dont give a fuck if no one likes me, Im here to stay and annoy ppl like u. And learn how to spell, (nao)? You sound like an imbecile hillbilly. Ever been laid? Doubt it.
Spelling corrector. Let me try once again: NOBODY likes you. N O B O D Y.
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we get it. u love to suck his dick. just stfu
Nice of you protecting your man. BTW, you’re very fixated on homo sex… just like your dad
Fuck you’re edgy, mummy must be very proud of her little boy…
lmao please stop. we all already know ur dying to suck zed’s dick.
Bambi, you either stop thinking about gay sex all the time or get out of the closet. C’mon, we all know you want to!!!
sounds like ur ashamed of what u are. don’t worry. ill pray to jesus for u.
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zed has a dick??
Yeah, I do. Want to see it? Or suck on it.
Not recommended
Zero stars for this stupid as fuck movie I could direct a movie better than this one with my celll phone