Director’s Cut (2016)

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Avg Rating: 2.8 / 5. Voted: 12

No one cared thus far. Do you?


AKA:
Directed by: Adam Rifkin
Starring: Penn Jillette (Herbert Blount), Missi Pyle (Missi Pyle), Harry Hamlin (Godfrey), Hayes MacArthur (Reed), Lin Shaye (Cpt Wheeler), Teller (crime scene perv)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:16
Genres: Serial Killers, Voyeur

Plot – Spoilers:
A crowdfunded film Knocked Off has been hijacked by one of its principal contributors, Herbert Blount. Blount has rewritten and re-edited the film to include himself and to also present his obsession, lead actress Missi Pyle, the way she deserves to be. Since Missi is hostile to his overtures, Blount really has no choice but to kidnap her.

The film within this, Knocked Off, is about a killer who recreates crime scenes of famous serial killers and so this presents opportunities for some decent gore. But most of Director’s Cut is focused not on Knocked Off but on Blount’s amateur attempts at editing his version into it. There’s also a voiceover running through the film that sounds like Penn Jillette until you realize, it is in fact Penn Jillette.

Random Thought:
Initially, trying to catch the action on screen against the voiceover can be disorienting as you realize that persistent voiceovers are not the same as subtitles. Probably because they’re not necessarily following the action onscreen.

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Blaze
Blaze
March 30, 2022 9:16 am

Zero stars for this stupid as fuck movie I could direct a movie better than this one with my celll phone

Johnny Cropper
Johnny Cropper
March 30, 2022 9:04 pm

Not recommended

Zed Man
Zed Man
April 2, 2022 11:18 pm

After 3 or so weeks offline, catching pedos, rapists and an assortment of various scumbags in Melbourne Australia, I am having a well earned rest and reconnecting with EUM and all who frequent this site. Just to say hello to everyone. In other words, IM BACK, like it or not.

Mike the Tramp
Mike the Tramp
Reply to  Zed Man
April 3, 2022 2:26 am

lol you mean it took 3 weeks to pluck all the lice out of your mother’s hair? Doesn’t she have lighting in her basement?

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Mike the Tramp
April 3, 2022 3:41 am

Not the welcome I was expecting but no judgment here. Btw, Mike, my mothers been dead for over 20 years, so you will have to do better than that. But nice of you to reply. Cheers.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Zed Man
April 3, 2022 8:26 pm

i thought zed was dead

who cares
who cares
Reply to  Zed Man
April 3, 2022 3:41 am

lol fuck off ya gromk

iloomenaughty
iloomenaughty
Reply to  Zed Man
April 3, 2022 6:34 am

Zed your presence on this site is equivalent to a fart in a crowded elevator

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  Zed Man
April 3, 2022 9:14 am

GJ! Are you single? My legs are open

A man
A man
Reply to  Kikitza
April 3, 2022 10:56 pm

Just because you have a pussy doesn’t mean you can own a man, YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  Zed Man
April 5, 2022 7:26 am

Is time you realise nobody cares, nao body likes you ????

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 5, 2022 9:17 am

Dont give a fuck if no one likes me, Im here to stay and annoy ppl like u. And learn how to spell, (nao)? You sound like an imbecile hillbilly. Ever been laid? Doubt it.

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  Zed Man
April 5, 2022 11:17 am

Spelling corrector. Let me try once again: NOBODY likes you. N O B O D Y.
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MrJenkins
MrJenkins
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 5, 2022 12:52 pm

we get it. u love to suck his dick. just stfu

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  MrJenkins
April 5, 2022 4:54 pm

Nice of you protecting your man. BTW, you’re very fixated on homo sex… just like your dad

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 5, 2022 5:02 pm

Fuck you’re edgy, mummy must be very proud of her little boy…

MrJenkins
MrJenkins
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 5, 2022 5:12 pm

lmao please stop. we all already know ur dying to suck zed’s dick.

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  MrJenkins
April 5, 2022 5:23 pm

Bambi, you either stop thinking about gay sex all the time or get out of the closet. C’mon, we all know you want to!!!

MrJenkins
MrJenkins
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 5, 2022 5:28 pm

sounds like ur ashamed of what u are. don’t worry. ill pray to jesus for u.

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  MrJenkins
April 6, 2022 2:25 pm

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MrJenkins
MrJenkins
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 6, 2022 3:02 pm

XD