Exorcist 5 (2005)

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Avg Rating: 2.6 / 5. Voted: 5

No one cared thus far. Do you?


AKA: Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist
Directed by: Paul Schrader
Starring: Stellan Skarsgård (Father Lankester Merrin), Clara Bellar (Rachel), Billy Crawford (Cheche), Andrew French (Chuma), Julian Wadham (Major Granville), Gabriel Mann (Fr. Francis), Ralph Brown (Sergeant Major)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:55:52
Genres: Horror, Gruesome

About:
This was the prequel originally planned and shot before studio fuckery led to a new film being reshot and released in 2004 – Exorcist: The Beginning. When that bombed, this was resurrected and released a year later to not much interest either. If you’ve seen the 2004 version, this one is probably a little more fleshed out while focusing lesser on the horror aspects.

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Zed Man
Zed Man
June 10, 2022 1:08 am

I am the first to comment. Absolute crap, not even scary and does not have the atmosphere of a good horror movie. A cheap knock off of the original. Meh.

Warning
Warning
Reply to  Zed Man
June 10, 2022 8:16 am

We want to see Fred Fat being the first to comment on every single movie.
I hope this won’t happen again…

Dick-punch Zed
Dick-punch Zed
Reply to  Zed Man
June 10, 2022 9:09 am

You corny mfer! Nobody wants you to comment first! You have been warned
fred fat deserves respect and you need to be punched in the dick

We like Fred fat
We like Fred fat
Reply to  Dick-punch Zed
June 10, 2022 3:31 pm

Well said, my angry friend. Nobody is allowed to comment first besides Fred fat.
I particularly dislike this idiotic, troll flirting, small penis, son of a loose mother called Zed Man.

Ronnie Kray
Ronnie Kray
Reply to  Zed Man
June 12, 2022 8:29 am

Did you know that it’s possible, right, for a person to become a ghost while they’re still alive? Meaning, that your existence is something I’m not particularly happy about, so I prefer to think of you as a fucking pissy phantom.

Reggie Kray
Reggie Kray
Reply to  Zed Man
June 12, 2022 8:41 am

Did you shoot out of your wretched mother’s cunt-cannon as your old man blew his fucking brains out instead of the candles?

Ronnie Kray
Ronnie Kray
Reply to  Zed Man
June 12, 2022 8:48 am

We don’t like cops, we don’t like gitty cunts pretending they’re cops either. What you contribute to this site is a disappointing fucking void… Fuck all, like what’s in your noggin’.

Ded Man
Ded Man
Reply to  Zed Man
June 12, 2022 9:01 am

@Elliot Spencer; Has your mom stopped lactating recently or did it dry up into powdered milk? I only say this because being off the titty has made you into a bit of a nasty pasty.

Izanami-no-Mikoto
Izanami-no-Mikoto
Reply to  Ded Man
June 12, 2022 9:24 am

I doubt he can even locate a clitoris…
I highly doubt any testosterone-gorged deviate on this site who heckles an intelligent woman, is capable of doing so.

Doll Face Dōrufeisu
Doll Face Dōrufeisu
Reply to  Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 12, 2022 9:28 am

Bad girl 🙂
Dikkuheddo wa tonikaku ki ni shinaidarou!

Robert Pickton
Robert Pickton
Reply to  Zed Man
June 12, 2022 9:34 am

The only cheap knock-off is when your sperm won the race to impregnate the bush pig.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
June 10, 2022 6:31 am

fuck off zedman :/ fuck right off mfer!!! i wanna critic this movie first, im boss here and i will tell admin to ban you! go fuck mattise then im next cos i wanna lick her french flaps :>
this film was great 😀 it tickled my dickhole and theres a bad man from the craft who raped the tribe and it went really fast and i saw the actor irl he played with my pussy and my mom got aids friday ive still gor the rona :> i shit on my moms bed oh this film im critic luls heee tysm now praise me hehe

Elliot Cunt Spencer
Elliot Cunt Spencer
June 10, 2022 9:17 am

omfg yikes ;> i know everything about fuck all!!!! guys im disappointed in you 🙁 why arent ya sucking my dick and kissing my ass? :/ can i interest ya in my film review? pay attention to meeee 🙁 someone rearrange my asshole for me like i wanna do with baby girls lols

Izanami-no-Mikoto
Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 10, 2022 11:28 am

Deliberately provoking someone online must be so appealing and habitual to many, enhanced by the fact that this site is accessible to unknown identities galore.
Your self-conceit is gluttonous and some of you cut off your nose to spite your face. Nobody gives a fuck about dignity, you’re all too focused upon your arrogance, misguided slothful allusions and the pack-mentality that you created.
I choose not to partake in your highly opinionated, aggressive and extremely abusive mannerisms. You’ll come undone on your own.

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 10, 2022 12:39 pm

Hey! that was mean 🙁

Izanami-no-Mikoto
Izanami-no-Mikoto
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 1:18 pm

Hardly anyone wants to comment constructively on this site, for fear of being humiliated and ridiculed with the lowest form of wit possible. There are some tactful unbiased comments here relating to films, reading the constructive critiques and some light banter is interesting. It’s needless to target certain individuals with preconceived notions or jarring differences, it only serves to manifest a tirade of abuse without any concrete objective. It seldom thwarts their narrow-minded perceptions and thus, all hell unfolds.

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 10, 2022 1:40 pm

mmm shut upp emmm fag and you are also jew gook and a nigro all combined

Psychobudtender
Psychobudtender
Reply to  Rumpel
June 11, 2022 10:25 pm

You should be banned for your racist, homophobic comments. Clearly you are insecure and have nothing of value to offer. Pathetic waste of human life, you are. Go waste someone else’s time.

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
Reply to  Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 10, 2022 4:05 pm

I’d personally like to see a return back to how this truly marvelous site was run. . . Ergo.. no comments.
Serious film buffs like myself can do constructive banter and the odd leg pulling.
I’m here for the film’s.. not some pre teen silly poorly educated fickle trite bull. . .

BTW

This is not too bad.
Not particularly worthy of the Exorcist brand. But it’s ok

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  Dr Harris
June 10, 2022 9:31 pm

no comments and you post a comment plus your comment is: exorcist 5 its not too bad. WOW what would we do without your wise comments? please enlighten this foolish teens with your deep wisdom

Psychobudtender
Psychobudtender
Reply to  Rumpel
June 11, 2022 10:27 pm

Hahahahaha! Touche, not-so-foolish teens!

Izanami-no-Mikoto
Izanami-no-Mikoto
Reply to  Dr Harris
June 11, 2022 1:15 am

I wanted to curtail the monotony of the trolling, but I agree with you, this film in the franchise dwindled my appeal.
The energetic and competent critiquing are engaging, in addition to the lively, cheeky and witty debate.
It’s compelling that ignorance projects hostility… Your personal opinion is adherent, valued and humble.

Hateful Bitch
Hateful Bitch
Reply to  Dr Harris
June 12, 2022 12:20 am

Serious film buff? Lmfao, dubstep much gorilla? You’re all over the place, in consequence, fuck off.

I, Observius
I, Observius
Reply to  Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 10, 2022 10:38 pm

I know right? Trolling only begets trolling. Anonymity tends to bring out the worst in people online, and with that, the general concept is: if no one’s gonna be serious, then why the fuck should I? And that’s how toxic comment sections are made.

Subway Dude
Subway Dude
Reply to  I, Observius
June 11, 2022 12:49 am

Yes! Who can sling shit the farthest, my balls are bigger than yours, let’s add your mom and your sexuality to fuel the fire. Some of it makes for entertaining reading, until the actual gutter trolls arrive to spread their sheep mentality childish dregs.

He is gay
He is gay
Reply to  Izanami-no-Mikoto
June 10, 2022 3:39 pm

Well, I have a piece of advice: get the fuck outta here!!! We all post movie reviews but we are also on a mission to expel the scum that insist to defecate they needy, insecure and pathetic existence on this site, namely:
Matisse Fake
Zed Woman
Dmt_analreception
Elliot Gaylord Spencer

Creampie the clown
Creampie the clown
Reply to  He is gay
June 11, 2022 12:32 am

That was a mouthful for you darling. You don’t ‘all’ post movie reviews and good luck trying to expel the scum that’s obviously yourself. “Insist to defecate they needy”… You ridiculous fucking clown.

Subway Dude
Subway Dude
Reply to  He is gay
June 11, 2022 12:44 am

You create these messed up names for the people you envy, the only mission you’re on is one with your fucking lonely self. You are so jealous of these people on here that you do everything you can to troll the comments and make yourself look like a complete stalker and attention deprived maniac.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  He is gay
June 11, 2022 1:35 am

You could at least up your lowQ responses. They read like 12 year old school-yard jibes. Maybe eat more tuna and thicken up your thin-jizzy because I hear matisse is partial to swallow and I am sure she prefers something of substance to make up for her vegan diets lack of vitamin-s. Roger Melly publications might help out and nothing like some nostaligic viz-esque fumblings to lift the glory of my mornings.

muzzle the muffle
muzzle the muffle
Reply to  muffles
June 11, 2022 1:50 am

‘Mellie’… Perhaps you should thicken your own drizzle and stop beating your own deficient meat. Just because you’re devoid of intimacy yourself, perhaps being a bitchy, sour old poof called ‘muffles’ deters your wishful thinking.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  muzzle the muffle
June 11, 2022 2:06 am

if you muzzle me wont I muffle more?

Bored with you
Bored with you
June 10, 2022 5:21 pm

You are all a bunch of childish morons!

Badmoviejoe
Badmoviejoe
Reply to  Bored with you
June 11, 2022 3:38 pm

I honestly think it’s 1 or 2 guys in middle school with Hella alt accounts.

Badmoviejoe is gay
Badmoviejoe is gay
Reply to  Badmoviejoe
June 11, 2022 6:24 pm

Nobody cares what you think. NOBODY

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Badmoviejoe
June 11, 2022 8:31 pm

I think you’re most likely right. Just imagine how empty & without meaning their miserable little lives are. Probably some serious mental health issues too i’d imagine.

muffles
muffles
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
June 12, 2022 12:36 am

My life is empty and without meaning but it is not miserable. I am quite content to potter about each day neither contributing or taking from society.
As for the lowQ trolls they use the same vernacular I did when I was 11 it is up to all of us to help them improve so they will become good citizens in the future because when I get old I will need someone to wipe my arse and change my shitty sheets and I would prefer it was done gently and without malice.

Felipe
Felipe
June 16, 2022 7:24 am

Surprisingly, it was better than the 3rd movie, I’m not sure if it was better than the 4th, maybe I have to watch that one again, but aside from the shitty special effects, this one was less boring than I remember the 4th being. I guess the list from worst to best goes:

5- Exorcist III (awful)
4- Exorcist the beginning (boring)
3- This one (boring most of the time but had some entertaining parts)
2- Exorcist II: The Heretic (good)
1- The Exorcist (very good)