Exorcist 5 (2005)
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AKA: Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist
Directed by: Paul Schrader
Starring: Stellan Skarsgård (Father Lankester Merrin), Clara Bellar (Rachel), Billy Crawford (Cheche), Andrew French (Chuma), Julian Wadham (Major Granville), Gabriel Mann (Fr. Francis), Ralph Brown (Sergeant Major)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:55:52
Genres: Horror, Gruesome
About:
This was the prequel originally planned and shot before studio fuckery led to a new film being reshot and released in 2004 – Exorcist: The Beginning. When that bombed, this was resurrected and released a year later to not much interest either. If you’ve seen the 2004 version, this one is probably a little more fleshed out while focusing lesser on the horror aspects.
I found the opening scene unbearably suspenseful. This was originally to be directed by John Frankenheimer but he died a few weeks before filming was scheduled to begin. He could have made this script work; he would have been able to wring such suspense from it. Also, the film’s financing was cut off before all of the CGI effects could be completed, which is why they look like shit.
Paul Schrader? Lol wtf
Surprisingly, it was better than the 3rd movie, I’m not sure if it was better than the 4th, maybe I have to watch that one again, but aside from the shitty special effects, this one was less boring than I remember the 4th being. I guess the list from worst to best goes:
5- Exorcist III (awful)
4- Exorcist the beginning (boring)
3- This one (boring most of the time but had some entertaining parts)
2- Exorcist II: The Heretic (good)
1- The Exorcist (very good)
Exorcist 3 awful? Man you got no clue
omg, the Heretic was HORRIBLE….you’re kidding, yes?
You are all a bunch of childish morons!
I honestly think it’s 1 or 2 guys in middle school with Hella alt accounts.
Nobody cares what you think. NOBODY
I think you’re most likely right. Just imagine how empty & without meaning their miserable little lives are. Probably some serious mental health issues too i’d imagine.
My life is empty and without meaning but it is not miserable. I am quite content to potter about each day neither contributing or taking from society.
As for the lowQ trolls they use the same vernacular I did when I was 11 it is up to all of us to help them improve so they will become good citizens in the future because when I get old I will need someone to wipe my arse and change my shitty sheets and I would prefer it was done gently and without malice.
Deliberately provoking someone online must be so appealing and habitual to many, enhanced by the fact that this site is accessible to unknown identities galore.
Your self-conceit is gluttonous and some of you cut off your nose to spite your face. Nobody gives a fuck about dignity, you’re all too focused upon your arrogance, misguided slothful allusions and the pack-mentality that you created.
I choose not to partake in your highly opinionated, aggressive and extremely abusive mannerisms. You’ll come undone on your own.
Hey! that was mean 🙁
Hardly anyone wants to comment constructively on this site, for fear of being humiliated and ridiculed with the lowest form of wit possible. There are some tactful unbiased comments here relating to films, reading the constructive critiques and some light banter is interesting. It’s needless to target certain individuals with preconceived notions or jarring differences, it only serves to manifest a tirade of abuse without any concrete objective. It seldom thwarts their narrow-minded perceptions and thus, all hell unfolds.
mmm shut upp emmm fag and you are also jew gook and a nigro all combined
You should be banned for your racist, homophobic comments. Clearly you are insecure and have nothing of value to offer. Pathetic waste of human life, you are. Go waste someone else’s time.
how wonderful that a man with a name such as psycho bud tender ( oh such clever wit !) uses all the terms and slogans that have taught to u by the media and those in power . insecure , homophobic ! how very tolerant of you good sir ! followed by the waste of life , oh such a wonderful little lefty mutant u must be , the mirror u hold up , is reflected in your words . insecurity , and mental illness , and thus true waste of a life is and has been shown by SCIENCE to be an affliction of people of your phenotype ! but good news , is to be had as your time upon the earth is but short as lefties do not HAVE CHILDREN ! it seems that the much more conservative right and …sigh low iq (impulse control right guys?) are the only ones keeping up the “T R A D I T I O N A L ” game , marriage , children and the like . so soon a GLORIOUS UPRISING the likes thee world has never seen will take place over EUROPE , NORTH AMERICA and BRITAIN then we will have NATSOC the world over , !!! and its all because of people like you flinging open the doors ,open borders , so thank u good sir
spot on mein bruder SIEG HILE !
I’d personally like to see a return back to how this truly marvelous site was run. . . Ergo.. no comments.
Serious film buffs like myself can do constructive banter and the odd leg pulling.
I’m here for the film’s.. not some pre teen silly poorly educated fickle trite bull. . .
BTW
This is not too bad.
Not particularly worthy of the Exorcist brand. But it’s ok
no comments and you post a comment plus your comment is: exorcist 5 its not too bad. WOW what would we do without your wise comments? please enlighten this foolish teens with your deep wisdom
Hahahahaha! Touche, not-so-foolish teens!
I wanted to curtail the monotony of the trolling, but I agree with you, this film in the franchise dwindled my appeal.
The energetic and competent critiquing are engaging, in addition to the lively, cheeky and witty debate.
It’s compelling that ignorance projects hostility… Your personal opinion is adherent, valued and humble.
Serious film buff? Lmfao, dubstep much gorilla? You’re all over the place, in consequence, fuck off.
serious film buff ? watching gore fueled drenched in blood mayhem while spouting nonsense about how the director (insert name) was critiquing modern worlds need for a scapegoat or some such drivle when the truth is your a wank , and a weak willed open border , lgbtq loving vegan low t degenerate. good day sir
I know right? Trolling only begets trolling. Anonymity tends to bring out the worst in people online, and with that, the general concept is: if no one’s gonna be serious, then why the fuck should I? And that’s how toxic comment sections are made.
Yes! Who can sling shit the farthest, my balls are bigger than yours, let’s add your mom and your sexuality to fuel the fire. Some of it makes for entertaining reading, until the actual gutter trolls arrive to spread their sheep mentality childish dregs.
Well, I have a piece of advice: get the fuck outta here!!! We all post movie reviews but we are also on a mission to expel the scum that insist to defecate they needy, insecure and pathetic existence on this site, namely:
Matisse Fake
Zed Woman
Dmt_analreception
Elliot Gaylord Spencer
That was a mouthful for you darling. You don’t ‘all’ post movie reviews and good luck trying to expel the scum that’s obviously yourself. “Insist to defecate they needy”… You ridiculous fucking clown.
You create these messed up names for the people you envy, the only mission you’re on is one with your fucking lonely self. You are so jealous of these people on here that you do everything you can to troll the comments and make yourself look like a complete stalker and attention deprived maniac.
You could at least up your lowQ responses. They read like 12 year old school-yard jibes. Maybe eat more tuna and thicken up your thin-jizzy because I hear matisse is partial to swallow and I am sure she prefers something of substance to make up for her vegan diets lack of vitamin-s. Roger Melly publications might help out and nothing like some nostaligic viz-esque fumblings to lift the glory of my mornings.
‘Mellie’… Perhaps you should thicken your own drizzle and stop beating your own deficient meat. Just because you’re devoid of intimacy yourself, perhaps being a bitchy, sour old poof called ‘muffles’ deters your wishful thinking.
if you muzzle me wont I muffle more?
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fuck off zedman :/ fuck right off mfer!!! i wanna critic this movie first, im boss here and i will tell admin to ban you! go fuck mattise then im next cos i wanna lick her french flaps :>
this film was great 😀 it tickled my dickhole and theres a bad man from the craft who raped the tribe and it went really fast and i saw the actor irl he played with my pussy and my mom got aids friday ive still gor the rona :> i shit on my moms bed oh this film im critic luls heee tysm now praise me hehe
I am the first to comment. Absolute crap, not even scary and does not have the atmosphere of a good horror movie. A cheap knock off of the original. Meh.
We want to see Fred Fat being the first to comment on every single movie.
I hope this won’t happen again…
You corny mfer! Nobody wants you to comment first! You have been warned
fred fat deserves respect and you need to be punched in the dick
Well said, my angry friend. Nobody is allowed to comment first besides Fred fat.
I particularly dislike this idiotic, troll flirting, small penis, son of a loose mother called Zed Man.
Did you know that it’s possible, right, for a person to become a ghost while they’re still alive? Meaning, that your existence is something I’m not particularly happy about, so I prefer to think of you as a fucking pissy phantom.
Did you shoot out of your wretched mother’s cunt-cannon as your old man blew his fucking brains out instead of the candles?
We don’t like cops, we don’t like gitty cunts pretending they’re cops either. What you contribute to this site is a disappointing fucking void… Fuck all, like what’s in your noggin’.
@Elliot Spencer; Has your mom stopped lactating recently or did it dry up into powdered milk? I only say this because being off the titty has made you into a bit of a nasty pasty.
I doubt he can even locate a clitoris…
I highly doubt any testosterone-gorged deviate on this site who heckles an intelligent woman, is capable of doing so.
Bad girl 🙂
Dikkuheddo wa tonikaku ki ni shinaidarou!
The only cheap knock-off is when your sperm won the race to impregnate the bush pig.