AKA: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Directed by: Martin Kitrosser
Starring: William Thorne (Derek), Jane Higginson (Sarah), Mickey Rooney (Joe Petto), Brian Bremer (Pino), PettoTracy Fraim (Noah), Neith Hunter (Kim)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Genres: Killers, Gruesome, Dolls-Toys
Plot – Spoilers:
An evil genius boobytraps toys to fatally hurt. A strange man lurks around a mother and her stupid-looking son. A Pinocchio-type boy lives in a basement and dreams of being both son and lover to the mother above. This leads to a glorious scene where Pinocchio who lacks a dick tries to fuck the lady while gasping, “I can love you like a real son. I can! I can! I love you, mommy! I love you!” That alone probably makes this worth a watch, apart from creepy toys devouring heads or participating in a couple having sex while tickling the guy’s sexuality.