Silent Night Deadly Night 5 (1991)

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Avg Rating: 3.3 / 5. Voted: 16

No one cared thus far. Do you?

AKA: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Directed by: Martin Kitrosser
Starring: William Thorne (Derek), Jane Higginson (Sarah), Mickey Rooney (Joe Petto), Brian Bremer (Pino), PettoTracy Fraim (Noah), Neith Hunter (Kim)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:27:08
Genres: Killers, Gruesome, Dolls-Toys

Plot – Spoilers:
An evil genius boobytraps toys to fatally hurt. A strange man lurks around a mother and her stupid-looking son. A Pinocchio-type boy lives in a basement and dreams of being both son and lover to the mother above. This leads to a glorious scene where Pinocchio who lacks a dick tries to fuck the lady while gasping, “I can love you like a real son. I can! I can! I love you, mommy! I love you!” That alone probably makes this worth a watch, apart from creepy toys devouring heads or participating in a couple having sex while tickling the guy’s sexuality.

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Vampire Cat
Vampire Cat
June 23, 2023 10:25 pm

Hi Mr. Pedo!😂😂

May 7, 2023 12:57 am

This one was fun. Didn’t read the description beforehand and when the wordplay of Joe Petto clicked it was one of these glorious “so dumb it’s great”-moments. Honestly my favourite out of the series, gave me a good chuckle or two.

June 9, 2022 6:46 pm

I had something like that happen to me once

June 9, 2022 5:09 am

Kinda annoying srly, can you fuckn not log up the comments with ur bullshit ‘catch up trolling fuck-fest cup of tea chatty’ nonsense? It’s not a bingo hall.

June 8, 2022 12:43 pm

Haha, the last three of these, I thought it was the last one

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fred fat
fred fat
June 5, 2022 1:21 pm

im the first persian to committ suicide to this