Silent Night Deadly Night 5 (1991)

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Avg Rating: 3.4 / 5. Voted: 8

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AKA: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Directed by: Martin Kitrosser
Starring: William Thorne (Derek), Jane Higginson (Sarah), Mickey Rooney (Joe Petto), Brian Bremer (Pino), PettoTracy Fraim (Noah), Neith Hunter (Kim)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:27:08
Genres: Killers, Gruesome, Dolls-Toys

Plot – Spoilers:
An evil genius boobytraps toys to fatally hurt. A strange man lurks around a mother and her stupid-looking son. A Pinocchio-type boy lives in a basement and dreams of being both son and lover to the mother above. This leads to a glorious scene where Pinocchio who lacks a dick tries to fuck the lady while gasping, “I can love you like a real son. I can! I can! I love you, mommy! I love you!” That alone probably makes this worth a watch, apart from creepy toys devouring heads or participating in a couple having sex while tickling the guy’s sexuality.

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fred fat
fred fat
June 5, 2022 1:21 pm

im the first persian to committ suicide to this

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  fred fat
June 6, 2022 1:04 am

Persian? Dont you mean person?

Hala
Hala
Reply to  Zed Man
June 6, 2022 7:23 am

He’s Iranian and he doesn’t have a life. Lol.

Warning
Warning
Reply to  Hala
June 6, 2022 9:59 am

Leave my fat Asian friend alone. He is proud of being the first one to comment and I won’t allow haters to offend him

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
June 8, 2022 8:20 am

@Admin: I will keep this brief.
I must apologise for my retaliatory behaviour of late, indeed I have recently acquired a lot of time on my hands. Personal circumstances (that I will refrain from elaborating on vapidly), arrogated my mental health decline.
Anyhow, once again, my sincerest apologies and gratitude for the remarkable site your team create and moderate exceptionally.
I’m returning to work tomorrow, yes I know right, fancy that, myself of all people having an actual life…
I do appreciate and respect your team, insurmountably.
Much regard;
Matti xx

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 8, 2022 2:56 pm

>mental health decline
Yeah no shit. Hopefully admins just ip ban ya for spam. I had just wanted to congratulate u for writing like a normal person for once! If we all actually get another extended break from your vitriol, I for one would be grinning like a possum eating shit. Get some help, and keep fighting the good fight;)

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
June 8, 2022 9:00 am

@Zed.
You are the light in my darkness upon here, I can’t express how grateful I am for your tolerance of me.
You said the most heartbreakingly, genuinely nicest things to me. I was honestly reduced to tears. You’re the only beautiful soul upon here who gave me the time of day and never judged my commentary nor discredited my appearance (avatar), you’re a rare diamond among the macadam. I apologise for being inutile, haplessly hypersensitive, and a troll-provocateur, I loved interacting with you… I seldom if not remotely experience such. I ventured back to this site, without expectations nor did I believe that once again, my composure would begin to crack, how deluded I was.
It’s unfortunate that I’m unable to converse with you more… I underwent an FTSG (Full-thickness skin graft) a fortnight ago, leaving my clavicle with an horrendous cicatrice. An incident prior, resulted in extensive surgical procedures I was required to undergo. I had been physically assaulted.
I’m so sorry, for everything and your association here with me, that salaciously had people causing you dismay and unrest. You truly were my only friend, in fact, my only friend in reality too… How sad and pathetic is that? They’re all correct, the nastiness, the shallowness, and the cruelty, words have and will always affect my emotions. I am pathetic. It’s time for me to now, retain my life back.
I love you to the moon and back Zed;
Matisse Djana Famke <3

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Matisse Famke
June 9, 2022 9:05 am

I will always be your friend no matter what happens. You are not pathetic, you had a wall around you and now you are breaking through and being the real Matisse. You are a beautiful person inside and out, a rarity on this site and all I can say is stay strong and positive and you will get to where you want to be. I care for you even though we have never met and that will not change. All the best to you Matisse. YFF, love Zed Man xx.

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
Reply to  Zed Man
June 9, 2022 10:09 am

Jeez, reading you two flirting online is stomach churning. It’s akin to watching a scat movie: “Melancholie der Matisse”. Or maybe all the texts between you is a script for “Matisse is Missing”. Regardless, Matisse really should take a break from commenting as she is literally using the chat as a diary and it shows she is suffering from a mental disorder: “One Flew Over the Matisse’s Nest”. Regardless, I hope she stops the relentless commenting and finds help.

lurker
lurker
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 9, 2022 10:46 am

… or The flirting, matisse, pissing-off by shit-posting film.
Being relatively new to this place it appears there are quite a lot of people with real mental-health issues. Maybe should be expected considering the context of the films. Online life is bad for all of us and I myself will take the odd break from the swamp of the internet and when it really gets to much I tend to knit.
Then again the big decision of my real-life day today was which book to read first. History of a Drowing Boy or The Importance of being ERNEST: (aka Jim Varney).

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
Reply to  lurker
June 9, 2022 12:19 pm

True. Though I read the comments, some of which I find funny, its secondary to why I am here, which is the films. EUM have a great and diverse collection. I have found many great films on this site I was unaware of. Btw, with regards to your reading, I actually knew the sister of one of Dennis Nielsen’s victims. I also had a biology teacher who rented a room off John Christie at 10 Rillington Place (she left after a week as in her words “He was creepy and made me nervous”). Enjoy your reading.

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 9, 2022 4:45 pm

but why are you sooo pissed of are you an INCEL? otherwise I don´t understand why it bothers you so much, if you are just fristrated go outside and have a REAL fight like a REAL man

An_Oldboy
An_Oldboy
Reply to  Rumpel
June 9, 2022 8:39 pm

Wow. that is some low level trolling. It’s like being savaged by a dead sheep, Try harder, be more imaginative.

lurker
lurker
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 9, 2022 10:50 pm

Don’t listen or take notice my friend. Wanna grab a root beer float and stick my knitting needles up each other’s ass?

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  An_Oldboy
June 10, 2022 12:16 am

mmmm no.. incel should be more than enough to trigger someone here

3men1cup
3men1cup
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 12:26 am

You’re a special kind of retarded aren’t ya lad? Wtf is fristrated? You’re an incel we get it. Do you wanna suck my dick? Oldboy and lurker will join in and have a good old gangbang

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  3men1cup
June 10, 2022 12:37 am

I said INCEL once and triggered people jump! lol keep it going what else? why this word triggers so many people here?

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 12:49 am

““I said INCEL once and triggered people jump! lol keep it going what else? why this word triggers so many” I have to repeat myself for the mentally challenged

3men1cup
3men1cup
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 12:54 am

You said it a few times now. We’re concerned, how bout coming out with me and the big boys? We got Rump and Lurkz, he gonna show you his knitting needles, then we do meth ;D

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  3men1cup
June 10, 2022 1:01 am

are the big boys INCEL too? then I pass because I do like pussy you see

rumpel queef
rumpel queef
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 1:10 am

Hey special one, the word incel doesn’t discriminate lmfaooooo. lurky and oldy have lovely big flaps for you to play with

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  rumpel queef
June 10, 2022 1:15 am

call me incel… its like calling me queer it just doesn´t apply 😀

Rumpel foreskin
Rumpel foreskin
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 1:21 am

no shame, smell my chloroform 😀 you keep denying it, have some more meth and ima go easy on your cock this time

run rumpel run
run rumpel run
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 1:27 am

you cried like a bitch when i fucked your mouth, your basement was full of playgirl and assless chaps. You came on oldboys meat curtains

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  rumpel queef
June 10, 2022 1:18 am

Glad the incel takes his time to make another account. what are you 10?

run rumpel run
run rumpel run
Reply to  Rumpel
June 10, 2022 1:23 am

just the way you like em small and tight assmuncher

Rumpel
Rumpel
Reply to  run rumpel run
June 10, 2022 1:25 am

ok I honestly surrender kid. now you are making no sense at all and I am kind of tired you amused me for a while and I mean it bro haha maybe another day

skippy
skippy
Reply to  Matisse Famke
July 26, 2022 3:09 pm

I bet you are mad submissive and love the kinkiest type of sex.

Thinkstr
Thinkstr
June 8, 2022 12:43 pm

Haha, the last three of these, I thought it was the last one

rumpel
rumpel
June 9, 2022 5:09 am

Kinda annoying srly, can you fuckn not log up the comments with ur bullshit ‘catch up trolling fuck-fest cup of tea chatty’ nonsense? It’s not a bingo hall.

Salih
Salih
June 9, 2022 6:46 pm

I had something like that happen to me once

Joey
Joey
Reply to  Salih
June 17, 2022 9:57 pm

Santa left me a fresh turd in my stocking one Christmas