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AKA: –
Directed by: Jason Matherne
Starring: Jason Beckhouse (Cockface Killer), Ric Poot (Mark), Stephen Waltz (Peter), Doug Ryan (Cop), Lauren Andress (Stacy), Andrea Slocum (CLAM leader), Tanya Dudziak (Female Cop)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:38:32
Genres: Killers, Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Cops, BDSM, Scat, Dolls, Voyeur
Plot – Spoilers:
A killer armed with a dildo that complements the proboscis-like cock sticking out of his neck kills people while they’re having sex. An idiot cop on his trail is more interested in exploring his own sexual fantasies at the crime scenes. The cop knows he has a thing for Rambo more than he understands his cravings for male ass and to be fucked in the ass. There’s also a porno rental where customers tend to walk around exposing their grower dicks and where couples fuck for no particular reason. And finally, you have a Clitoral Legion Against Menkind gang, led by a woman with a beard.
This is pure trash, but extremely entertaining trash. The girls are better than you’d usually find in flicks like these and the guys stupider than usual.
Evil Mode Activated You know what comin
Sorry to be redundant, but the first woman with her big, full Jewess tits and sexy, slutty Jew face drives me crazy . . . I don’t know why I find certain Jewish women so attractive considering how much all Jews hate white people.
I usually read some comments first to find out if i want to watch the movie or not since there are not trailers..but there were really no comments about the movie. The folks commenting were trying to entertain themselves, so I would probably say this film blows bigtime and won’t watch it..
One of my fav movies lol
hahhaa entertaining trash flick
the comment section is the best part LFMO
Who agrees to act in movies like this
The acting in this is horrid
That big titted Jewess “mom” was hot.
Misogynistic dickheads.
Make sure you read very slowly:
“These comments attempt to cut much deeper, striking women at what misogynists see as their most valuable characteristics: appearance, sexual purity, sweetness, and submissiveness.”
Most of the limp-dick feeble pricks in here.
Fucking preds
Look i only come to watch the fucking violence against women flicks, i ain’t responsble for spychopaths edgelording me. I was nice to the lady and told her to calm down becuase she spammed to much, i swear I only watched the kiddy fiddling twice on tuesday.
fuck up Hulmedog, knit ur pissflaps together cunt ur ratchet as Mike
pull the trigger or someone will nigger
your dead meat faggot pedo mike cunt
I only come on here to watch films about sexual violence against women, but i am being trolled by weirdos because i made a mistake about watching kiddy porn on saturdays. I swear, im being targeted by ted nugget or one of the libtards like chuck biscuits. I come for the movies and i enjoy a good snuff and having a flirt from time too time, i didn’t start this because i was defending myself and the lady wanted to spit in my mouth and i said no so end of story fuckwads. Sheesh ;^)
在我的國家，我會操你麥克和胡爾梅多格，所有美國的婊子都會被殺
i swear its helmetdog or ted nutguts
Mike, you stupid bitch, fucking stop being a spammer
ur a cunt shane
Kiekvienas žmogus turi teisę į mokslą. Mokslas turi būti nemokamas – bent jau pradinis ir bendrasis lavinimas. Pradinis lavinimas yra privalomas.
Irl i could beat u to death Mike
its not me! its probably zedman or oldboy
Its not Mike, it’s that pig fucker Steve with Johny
Brudne maniaki skurwysynów, z twoimi spastycznymi amerykańskimi tłustymi wnętrznościami i plującymi prostymi ustami, lotosem wieśniaków.
Btw, what is going on in this comment section ? :^/
violence on women, raping them bitches makes me hard, only a bit of kiddy stuff on fridays ok
I went to Thailand a few years ago, picked up a nice bit of ass hot as fuck. She tells me she’s on her period and so lets me fuck her ass instead. Turns out it had a cock, so I broke its fucking nose and rearranged its teeth. True story. But like i said, i only watch the kiddt porn on sundays ok!
I hope you get locked up you fucking freak! Get some help Mike, you’re disgusting
I only ejaculate over sexual violence involving women, the kiddy stuff i swear only wednesdays just for a buzz
anyone want a pb&j sanwitch? goin to teddy’s 2nite get recked cunts
Take your fucking meds you redneck cunts and brawl elsewhere
Go Ted go!
feck u mike fucktard
Mike, I want to smash your stupid fucking head in, you ridiculous loud mouth cunt
stop it stop impersonating me fucknuts. i swear i only love rough sex on women and hardcore violence the kiddy stuff i swear on tuesdays
Now listen up fucknecks i cum here to rub one or two out while i watch violence against women and rape with kids only on a Thursday
I like to contradict myself at times because I’m a dickless wonder and I only bashed the hooker twice
Ok listen fuckheads i am not misogynist, I only came here to watch sexual violence films against women, didn’t do anything wrong?! Found that self-absorbed feminist weirdo Ganska Goulet talking all day with that shithead Teddy in the comment section she was spamming all day with self-indulgent posts, told her politely to calm down and stop spamming that female loony just became even more crazy and arrogant and impolite and that’s it.
one time a guy at the gas station called me a meth mouth cos i wouldnt blow him
fuck up chuck clown ass mfer
its the same fuckn lot ted, shane, steve, evie and mike. no common sense, their off the meds again
look wat the stray drug in its feral peekatchu eevie cunt go catch em all
my brain just got explosive diarrhea from this i have a hernia where the camel kicked me already
My gout is flaring up again with this anxiety
MAKE ME A MODERATOR I’LL PURGE U ALL
I wanna mod so bad, I’m famous on here bitches love me and dudes wanna suck me
GO TEDDY GO!
Alright enough! The fuckwads have come unleashed again, u gotta have some self control and stop gatekeeping the comments section of fair dinkum reviews. U look childish and start shit randomly its stupid
This place is a circus hey ADMIN do you hear me make me a moderator