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AKA: –
Directed by: Jason Matherne
Starring: Jason Beckhouse (Cockface Killer), Ric Poot (Mark), Stephen Waltz (Peter), Doug Ryan (Cop), Lauren Andress (Stacy), Andrea Slocum (CLAM leader), Tanya Dudziak (Female Cop)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:38:32
Genres: Killers, Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Cops, BDSM, Scat, Dolls, Voyeur
Plot – Spoilers:
A killer armed with a dildo that complements the proboscis-like cock sticking out of his neck kills people while they’re having sex. An idiot cop on his trail is more interested in exploring his own sexual fantasies at the crime scenes. The cop knows he has a thing for Rambo more than he understands his cravings for male ass and to be fucked in the ass. There’s also a porno rental where customers tend to walk around exposing their grower dicks and where couples fuck for no particular reason. And finally, you have a Clitoral Legion Against Menkind gang, led by a woman with a beard.
This is pure trash, but extremely entertaining trash. The girls are better than you’d usually find in flicks like these and the guys stupider than usual.
yall freaks STFU
Go Teddy go!
Tired and sick to death of whores ruining my life and getting cocky on here. I come to masturbate and u bitches never learn to shut up so I will find u and tear you a new one
I hate women. U need to die.
daddy, mommy hanged herslef and yuo ned to wipe my bumholo
ey mike u always been a cunt and had a cunt dickhead?? you fuckin started this shitshow maggot
@Hulmedog: You’re marginally correct, but it doesn’t mean “crazy enough” at all, I wouldn’t entertain Google Translate to derive authenticity from lol. In French, it means pretty but crazy.
R.I.P. Leslie Phillips. He is probably stiffer now than when he was brushing up against nurses in black and white. In his memory I have chosen ..King Ralph… although an added snifter of …The Man Who Liked Funerals as well.
Doll Face Dōrufeisu and Izanami-no-Mikoto were collectively my accounts in addition. I don’t utilise alternate guises, guilelessly letting the comme il faut know, cheers.
Pretty funny movie, needs more rape tbh.
What a laugh the comments. No one will STFU it seems.
admins im just adding another vote to please shut off comments. It’s nothing more than a playground for trolls at this point and legitimately discouraging. We’re all part of a subculture of niche cinema and it would be amazing to actually talk about these challenging and hard to find movies. but once again the edginess arms race wins.
Here’s the news, you little fucking assholes, and you better listen very carefully. This site is for adults. Little pre-teen pussies like you don’t belong here and are no longer welcome here. Wise up, you gay little fucking assholes.
Everybody watch. I just wound up all the little faggot assholes and now they are going to cry, whine and spam for the rest of the day. What a bunch of cry baby pussies. Ha ha.
I mean, some of the insults make me cry with laughter, they’re vulgar and original
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Watch the comment section close again, thanks to these dickheads Dave, Palo, Steve, Shane, Ron, Ted, and fucking Fred. Eevie, Chuck, and the randoms need a fucking bullet too.
Bro this was some whacky dumpster shit, I’m high as fuck and I recommend watching it entirely tainted to some degree by any drug of choice folks
Gay and faggot get strewn around like confetti on here, it’s not even insulting. It’s old fucking news and who’s trying to swing the biggest dick on here is pathetic
The decent reviewers on this site have all dropped off, only the pig’s swill seems to remain and multiply
I need to hide the comment section somehow, it’s nauseating
I really like this movie
A bunch of 1st grade kids on here. Cry babies. It sucks. Why don’t you all just shut up? Fuck you.
I can’t even… The comments… Serious question does anyone laugh at them? Do y’all just come to dump on this site?
My cat spewed a furball, might post it to Zedman “wink wink”
I hate you all and I miss my bitch on here
It’s not even worth 3.5 stars, seriously kids must like trash. Can’t handle brutal gore without comedy huh…
I dang near sharted, a bearded CLAM lmaooooo
I miss Matisse, Zed, Elliot, and the other folk that made this site more engrossing and wittier with their earnestness and sincerity, albeit strange and yes compelling, but provocational. Now look at this next gen of empty-headed clout
Finally a place I’m welcome at! There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. · Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. How I would enjoy a piece of white ass like Steve’s
Damn that bitch Thteve gave me crabth
i fisted me sister when she was 5, no hate
I fucked a baby’s guts once so what, dont mean im gay or baby raper
Fellate me fat fred,while I finger a border collie or preferably a 12 year old boy
I used to like this site, but it’s now gone to shit. Rhetorical useless commentary and movie recommendations that got uploaded recently aren’t worth watching.
The same repetitive mentally deficient cunts again, different pseudonyms but the same stench. Eevie, Steve, Ted, Joey, and David could possibly be alternate personalities for only the one pathetic psychotic attention-seeking whore. Kiss some grass fucking wretched curs.
Now admin’s gonna fuck off again for another week, give yourselves a round of applause inmates…
I have blood in my feces, I’m scared, help! :/
I have chlamydia. I just wanted to share, thank you all for listening
Ffs admin… “exposing their ‘grower’ dicks”… In colloquial English, a “grower” is a man whose phallus expands significantly in length from the flaccid to the erect state; a “shower” is a man whose phallus does not demonstrate such expansion. Some of these simpletons on here wouldn’t comprehend your derivative, layman’s terms for them LMFAO
Wow this looks terrible, can’t wait to watch it!
Everything you would expect from a pure trash film. Bad acting and tits and ass but also very entertaining. The detective character is hilarious and made the movie for me. Has some memorable lines such as “it’s the cum off my dead wife’s ass” and “you were jacking off with a dead man’s faeces”. Brilliant, 4 / 5 dildos.
If the movie is half as entertaining as the description here, it should be a blast. Lol.
Its so bad that it’s bad. I laughed
I have no intention of watching this seeming masterpiece in USA cinematic art, but its description here is hilarious.
Why is the US so hopeless even at producing tacky excuses for porn and gore? Mainland Europeans are far better at this sort of thing, it sometimes being watchable; certainly more enjoyable than cinema produced by anal retentives with “woke” messages in mind.
nice, sammy from Goatwhore is in this!! \m/
what’s Cockface Killer’s favorite food? Cockmeat Sandwich
Is it possible with the next uploads to have a film that is outright disgusting, sickening, depraved and stomach churningly grotesque. I want to be unable to watch it and more importantly not mind-fucked into watching something dull because it shows tits-n-arse or panders to kiddy-fiddlers.
Surely you have some fetus tempura dipped in womb sauce available for the festive season.
This movie is terrible
You’re right . Dumb fun.. kinda in the vein of Ryan Nicholson’s Gutterballs but waaaayy sexier and funnier.
Absolute top level trash TV but great fun and a nice distraction for a autumnal evening…
Apologies for the extended no-post absence. Had gone away without any of my stuff for a while and the other guys here were too busy with irl shit to scroll through the 50 comments/hour fest going on here. So I took the easy way out and closed the comments section:)