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AKA: –
Directed by: Jason Matherne
Starring: Jason Beckhouse (Cockface Killer), Ric Poot (Mark), Stephen Waltz (Peter), Doug Ryan (Cop), Lauren Andress (Stacy), Andrea Slocum (CLAM leader), Tanya Dudziak (Female Cop)
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English
Runtime: 01:38:32
Genres: Killers, Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Cops, BDSM, Scat, Dolls, Voyeur
Plot – Spoilers:
A killer armed with a dildo that complements the proboscis-like cock sticking out of his neck kills people while they’re having sex. An idiot cop on his trail is more interested in exploring his own sexual fantasies at the crime scenes. The cop knows he has a thing for Rambo more than he understands his cravings for male ass and to be fucked in the ass. There’s also a porno rental where customers tend to walk around exposing their grower dicks and where couples fuck for no particular reason. And finally, you have a Clitoral Legion Against Menkind gang, led by a woman with a beard.
This is pure trash, but extremely entertaining trash. The girls are better than you’d usually find in flicks like these and the guys stupider than usual.
FUCKING MIKE
whats fetish number 1?
wait this is kind of funny the acting is so shit it feels like a parody
The weirdest porn what i ever seen
CINEMA
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING DIRTY ASS NIGGERS I HOPE YALL HANG YOURSELVES EW POOR!!!! YALL NEED FUCKING POLICE STUPID FUCKING POVERTY ASS AMERICAN NIGGAS. GO FUCKING DIE IN REAL LIFE EW!!!
normal looking girls masturbate and torture men while a killer with a dildo face periodically fucks their gore holes to glorious crescendo.
I loved it hahaha it was so bad it was good !!.
So ridiculous and bad but funny as fuck. Similar to Aussie ”Ribspreader” and British ”Fantacide”. Two films that should be here.
best movie ever made
Sammy from Goatwhore was a nice touch.
Yeah watching people have sex is cool, but i’m only here for the gore. Funny movie though
id watch this with edibles i feel like this would be funnier, enjoyed it
The best looking chick is the fat guys receptionist. That big tittied Jewish chick in the beginning is my fave! I just wish she had more pubic hair, and even other hair. Bald pu$$y is gross!
new favorite movie
everypony calm down!!!
Clearly something looking like it’s been shot on a cheap camcorder with a few mates to kill some spare time. Not worth 3 minutes of my spare time.
FUG YOU MIKE WE FUGGIN HATE YOU!
SHUT UP MIKEEE
Scary comment section fun trashy movie
racist people are gay rabbits….proved fact…only facts….FACT
Bro these comments are beyond human…
Yoo. Shout out to the dude with the misfits tattoo. Wish he was actually telling the truth. (He has w rizz)
The female detective is hot too. Also that blondie from CLAM that cleans the glory hole. It’s not just big titted Jew broads that get me going.
this is cinema