Halley (2012)

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Avg Rating: 3.8 / 5. Voted: 32

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AKA:
Directed by: Sebastian Hofmann
Starring: Alberto Trujillo (Alberto/Beto), Luly Trueba (Silvia)
Country: Mexico; Effed Up Mexican Films
Language: Spanish (Eng Subs); Effed Up Spanish Movies
Runtime: 01:23:02
Genres: Scars, Gruesome, Insects-Small Creatures, Zombies

Plot – Spoilers:
A sickly Mexican, Alberto works as security at a gym where he observes with a certain disdain, the unfit and the old driven psychotically to exercise. He returns home every night as we watch him feed himself a drip and then polish crockery that hark back to an inherited better life. We watch him wash plates and are even treated to a soap-sud slowly slipping down a plate. And you wonder what the fuck is the point of all this.

And then the film begins.

Alberto is missing pieces of flesh and slowly decomposing. There are also larva squiggling out of his arms. This is a sick man dying slowly, then finally dying and then living again.

Halley is an extremely slow film that broods on its characters and theme, and unless you’re up for this, you might as well skip it.

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Aphonia Aphrodisiac
Aphonia Aphrodisiac
October 22, 2022 3:03 pm

I only watch porn for the storyline.

Oldboy
Oldboy
October 22, 2022 12:12 pm

I am a correction officer, the inmates mimic the lot of you

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Oldboy
November 4, 2022 2:10 pm

Yeah. That’s right. The inmates mimic the lot of you. The inmates. You know, the really smart people that get told what to do all day and eat lousy food prepared by scumbags. The ones that have to take a shit and wipe their ass in a cell while their roomy watches and have to live in close quarters with the lowest criminal shit bags on Earth. They mimic the lot of you because they are so smart.

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
Reply to  Steve
November 19, 2022 3:38 pm

& you sir are a fuckin ass bandit……especially on 12 year olds….YA PEDO CUNT

Tommy Karate
Tommy Karate
Reply to  Steve
January 9, 2023 11:10 am

Awesome tale smegma boy

Sister of Gore
Sister of Gore
Reply to  Oldboy
November 5, 2022 10:34 am

It is as almost as if our siblings of different natures have been forced together due to similar circumstances. They tear at each other’s flesh as they cry out in vain.

Eevie
Eevie
October 22, 2022 12:04 pm

Zed pls protecc me

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
October 22, 2022 11:51 am

These comments, I can’t even. Y’all looking like patients at a mental hospital in the canteen sniping and bitching to be the most popular on here! This site attracts all kinds and it’s evident. Keep it up punchbowl turds

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
October 22, 2022 12:03 pm

speak of the devil, cuntface alcoholic himself…. wonders never cease.

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Eevie
November 3, 2022 10:02 pm

Lmao, come now, u can do better, use ur worrrds. Surprised u thought that was me, lol. U seem angry, maybe go outside once in a while;)

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
November 13, 2022 7:19 am

Fuck up dork

Tangerine Dream
Tangerine Dream
October 22, 2022 4:21 am

o/t No-links and No doxing please…..
..but if someone has contact with Bobby Roth can you nudge him to put ..Dead Solid Perfect, TVM.. and ..The Man Inside.. online for me to watch. I have a little project and these two are alluding me.

fred fat
fred fat
October 21, 2022 8:21 pm

watch while u can – it is only visible every 75-79 years

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  fred fat
November 9, 2022 5:59 pm

Can you see over your jelly rolls you bloated cunt?

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
October 21, 2022 7:38 pm

This is an interesting film. Very strange.

Ted
Ted
October 21, 2022 5:02 pm

Mexican SHIT fuck you all

tony mahoni
tony mahoni
October 21, 2022 9:43 am

horror arthouse i like it
thank you

Dr Lecter's Cunt
Dr Lecter's Cunt
October 21, 2022 8:35 am

It was disturbing psychologically, especially if you perceive it with attention, yet slow-paced and similar to The Machinist.