Hard Candy (2005)

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Avg Rating: 4.2 / 5. Voted: 89

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Directed by: David Slade
Starring: Ellen Page (Hayley), Patrick Wilson (Jeff)
Country: United States
Language: English (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:44:01
Genres: Old-Young Relationships, Sexual-Violence against Men, Torture

Plot – Spoilers:
A young girl, Hayley has been chatting online with an older photographer, Jeff. The chats have been veering towards the sexual, and they decide to meet at a cafe and see where it goes.

Hayley seems self-absorbed in her own precocious intelligence, while Jeff appears comfortable and seasoned around a 14-year-old – this appears down to his experience shooting young models. But when the two head to Jeff’s pad, things are not what they seemed.

Hard Candy has some incredulous moments, especially those involving the sheer difference in physicality of the two characters. But what keeps the whole thing from falling apart is the performance by the two leads, as they continually bait each other.

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Effedupkirst
Effedupkirst
September 13, 2020 4:12 pm

Excellent film effed up! Seen this a few times and it’s brilliant! Thanks guys always a thrill to watch EUM xx

Reggie
Reggie
September 13, 2020 8:10 pm

Perfect addition to effed up movies. Definatly fucked up. Lol my grandmother watched this once lol. Thanks 4 the upload.

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
September 14, 2020 11:25 pm

“Two Thumbs Up”. If you luv this website and it’s contents, this movie is definitely worthy. EUM, you did it again! Thanks.

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Reply to  Chris Ramirez
July 14, 2022 11:55 pm

Nice comment retard Lol no i’m laughing at your stupid comment and you stupid name because you are a stupid fucking cunt who like to kiss ass like a faget and your name chris ramirez more like cuntis retardrez lol you are a fucking retard cunt you better go back and suck on your daddy fucking asshole you faget you should quit shoving a fucking dildo up your ass you ass kissing faget you love to getting fucked in the ass by faggets all the time you dick loving queer and you are funny because you comment suck and i have more fun reading a idiotic book written of a low iq person and you are a pussy you cannot even knock down a dirty dog or a faget you are so weak and a pathetic moron and you have no friends you’re only best friend garbage disposal because that’s what you belong for pathetic weak fagg’s like you you are like a big garbage bag hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i am going to enjoy watching you and your family get thrown away to the dump of shit and garbage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
Reply to  .
July 15, 2022 2:05 am

Okay Timmy, time for bed.

Cap Bender
Cap Bender
September 20, 2020 7:38 pm

Saw this years ago and a few times since. Enjoyable watch. Good story. Only negative for me was massive overacting from Ellen page. Loved her in Juno. Not so much here. At times I had to fast forward past her one sided lectures. Yawn. Still worth the watch.

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
September 20, 2020 9:25 pm

Hey! It’s Treena Lahey from Trailer Park Boys… Stick with being the “Shit Wolf’s” offspring, Treena… and leave the serious acting to those who can pull it off without over doing it.

Heidi Attwood
Heidi Attwood
October 25, 2020 7:53 am

I just feel so sorry for the guy, totally innocent and at the hands of a teenage psycho. Hope there is a HC 2 where she gets her comeuppance. Very sad.

Ally Manno
Ally Manno
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
December 30, 2020 11:53 pm

I don’t think any man in his mid to upper 30s chatting online with 14 year-old girls clearly looking for sex counts as “totally innocent.”

FrankyTeardrop
FrankyTeardrop
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
January 16, 2021 12:33 pm

bruh he a pedo

bradlyn
bradlyn
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
April 10, 2021 1:09 am

did u even watch the movie ??? lmao

nya
nya
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
June 1, 2021 2:02 am

are u a pedo heidi?

Jim
Jim
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
July 6, 2021 10:01 pm

You feel sorry 4 a pedofile!!Go hug a three!!!

fuck me then
fuck me then
Reply to  Heidi Attwood
July 15, 2021 7:41 pm

I agree with Heidi, this chick was a psychopath and I hope there’s another film where she’s tortured/raped

jonathan crumb
jonathan crumb
December 10, 2020 12:27 am

good

FrankyTeardrop
FrankyTeardrop
January 16, 2021 12:28 pm

nothin better than elliot page as a young and very very sadistic chris hansen

Ellie
Ellie
Reply to  FrankyTeardrop
January 19, 2021 5:47 am

yea dude hes fucking awesome in this

fuck me then
fuck me then
Reply to  FrankyTeardrop
July 15, 2021 7:41 pm

who the fuck is elliot page

Kimmy
Kimmy
April 2, 2021 1:58 pm

Pedos! Let that be a leson!

moosekuckle
moosekuckle
April 10, 2021 8:14 pm

remember when this was on netflix loll

carmen
carmen
May 31, 2021 5:52 pm

hey admin not to be annoying or anything but is there any way you can change the starring to elliot page instead of his deadname because he came out recently lol

Jose
Jose
Reply to  carmen
June 26, 2021 12:42 pm

Too late. You’re annoying… and dumb as fuck. I call myself AH-64D Apache Long Bow. Does that make me a helicopter, you moronic piece of shit? Do the world a favor and go suck the business end of a .45… PLEASE!

Tiger Cowboy
Tiger Cowboy
Reply to  Jose
June 26, 2021 8:28 pm

imagine thinking people shouldn’t be able to be called by their names – annoying… and dumb as fuck. if you identified as a helicopter, i’m sure everybody NORMAL wouldn’t give a shit. maybe you need to get checked by a doctor for being abnormal, and for knowing the model name of a helicopter.

LOLZ @ Tiger Cowfag
LOLZ @ Tiger Cowfag
Reply to  Tiger Cowboy
September 27, 2021 4:49 pm

Unless he flew one, or worked on one, you simple-minded anal wart.

some dude
some dude
Reply to  Jose
June 26, 2021 11:37 pm

IDK man…it seems like YOU’RE the annoying and dumb as fuck one if you can’t bother to respect people’s names and identities. Get some fucking decency instead of being an asshole on the internet.

anglofile
anglofile
Reply to  Jose
September 27, 2021 12:56 pm

Based. Plus she was still Ellen Page when she made this movie, so the rules don’t make much sense. But then they’re not supposed to. The whole purpose of globohomo is to indoctrinate the people susceptible to it and demoralise the people who aren’t. When anthropologists/proto-psychologists in Germany first invented transsexualism and “reassignment” in the early part of the 20th century, they believed that society would never accept something so obviously bizarre as the statement that there’s no such thing as sexes in Homo sapiens — yet here we are. Little known fact about the Nazi period is that a lot of the books they famously burnt were transgender literature, setting the field back many decades. (The rest of the books were about communism and paedophilia so it’s not surprising that nobody ever brings up the topics when they talk about book-burning.)

Ellen Page
Ellen Page
Reply to  carmen
June 26, 2021 10:59 pm

Transmen are women.

Raging Gorilla
Raging Gorilla
Reply to  Ellen Page
June 27, 2021 8:17 pm

i know this guy named jose, i think you should be friends! common interests and opinions, you know? 🙂

LOLZ @ Ellen Page Who Has A PUSSY
LOLZ @ Ellen Page Who Has A PUSSY
Reply to  Ellen Page
September 27, 2021 4:52 pm

Transmen are mentally fucked up.

Oh yes they are!

mia
mia
Reply to  LOLZ @ Ellen Page Who Has A PUSSY
December 27, 2021 6:47 pm

YOU’re fucked lmao. Oh yes, you are!

fuck me then
fuck me then
Reply to  carmen
July 15, 2021 7:42 pm

how about kill yourself? left wing agenda pushing fag

Eevie
Eevie
Reply to  carmen
September 27, 2021 4:22 am

I am with Carmen. Even “Elliot Page as Ellen Page”. I promise it won’t physically hurt anyone. Just their inflated egos. Please admin.

anglofile
anglofile
Reply to  carmen
September 27, 2021 1:01 pm

Does Ellen Page deciding to become Elliot Page makes her/him retroactively male in Hard Candy? As in, does the act of declaring yourself to be a different gender result in a quantum switch through time?

anglofile
anglofile
Reply to  anglofile
September 27, 2021 1:02 pm

*make
Damn lack of editing.

Ellen Page
Ellen Page
Reply to  anglofile
September 27, 2021 3:00 pm

Yes, because actors always play themselves in every movie. They never pretend to be someone else.

LOLZ @ Sexually Confused Weirdos
LOLZ @ Sexually Confused Weirdos
Reply to  Ellen Page
September 27, 2021 4:44 pm

STFU, you sexually confused weirdo.

mia
mia
Reply to  anglofile
December 27, 2021 6:44 pm

no, you’re dumb

Ginseng
Ginseng
June 18, 2021 4:18 am

Not very disturbing but most definitely amazing! Such a beautiful movie.

pedohater4 life
pedohater4 life
June 23, 2021 9:17 am

they need to make more movies like this to scare off the perverted pedopfile monsters!!!!!! if i get my hands on one perverted child molestor i swear to the Almighty i will fuck him or her up so badly and i gonna make sure they respect children the rest of they’r life.

ms. crabapple
ms. crabapple
Reply to  pedohater4 life
June 25, 2021 6:27 am

are you a person who hates pedos or are you a pedo who’s always hating

Mike Tyron
Mike Tyron
July 27, 2021 5:12 pm

Such a violent movie.. And it’s full of tension too!!

Korekiyo
Korekiyo
July 15, 2022 6:45 am

I love this movie so so dearly. The first few minutes had me concerned, as I didn’t know where it was going. It could have been awful in a much worse way. But I love the direction this movie took. I sincerely wish the pedophile hadn’t been sedated for his castration, that was the only disappointing part. But truly, this movie otherwise was very very satisfying. Heaven knows I wish my abuser could suffer this, and much worse.

Bill
Bill
July 15, 2022 2:36 pm

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Reply to  Bill
July 15, 2022 2:43 pm

Calm down, bill. Go see your wife… oh wait.

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Bill
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Tristen Bailey
Tristen Bailey
Reply to  Bill
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Party floor
Party floor
Reply to  Tristen Bailey
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muffles
muffles
Reply to  Bill
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Chungo
Chungo
July 16, 2022 2:52 pm

Would u be able to change the cast so it now says Elliot Page now thats he’s come out?

Chungo
Chungo
Reply to  Admin
July 23, 2022 5:28 pm

didn’t fucking ask

mars.all
mars.all
July 16, 2022 6:25 pm

dat dumfuk shud hav raepd dat crazee bich at da baginin den dis shet wudent hapan