Melissa P. (2005)

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Avg Rating: 3.4 / 5. Voted: 21

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Directed by: Luca Guadagnino
Starring: María Valverde (Melissa), Fabrizia Sacchi (Mother), Geraldine Chaplin (Grandma), Primo Reggiani (Daniele), Letizia Ciampa (Manuela), Nilo Mur (Marco)
Country: Italy; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Italian (Eng Subs); Effed Up Italian Films
Runtime: 01:37:48
Genres: Teensploitation, Roleplay scene

Plot – Spoilers:
The sexual escapades of an almost-16-year-old, Italian teenager.

Melissa is distant from mother and close to her paternal grandmother. Father isn’t in the picture and seems to be always away on work.

While it does seem that Grandma gets Melissa better than Mother, it also feels like the old lady will do anything to isolate her daughter-in-law by forming a 2-1 team at home with Melissa. Melissa in a way has therefore grown up picking sides and being militantly loyal. This trait sticks out when she gets obsessed with some sort of chad at school, Daniele, for whom she always wears the same pristine, hopeful, virginal look, despite repeated humiliation. Daniele begins to enjoy the idea of playing god to a sexually-inexperienced girl, whose only rebuttal to being degraded is to try and prove she can be an even better lay, while also daring her sexual boundaries.

This is borderline teenybopper cinema, but one of two Maria Valverde films that probably should be on here.

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dinglernamny
dinglernamny
November 19, 2023 6:00 am

I am high ass shit but this reminds me of my english teacher, freaky with everyone. But needs that one right one (me)

bies
bies
Reply to  Admin
November 4, 2023 12:56 pm

thanks

bies
bies
Reply to  Admin
November 4, 2023 3:29 pm

Dear Admin(s), may I follow up on your suggestion to make a recommendation every now and then?

This is one of my favorite movies of the past years: ‘Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn’ by Radu Jude.
This is the kind of effedup stuff I love (no gore, but the nudity is hilarious). The country is Romania, but it could just as well have been the US! The star, Katia Pascariu, is absolutely great. Effedup fans, try to see this!

AIDS_Spreading_INC
AIDS_Spreading_INC
October 31, 2023 8:43 pm

My wife walked in while i watched this. She was shocked and threatened me with divorce. Maybe i shouldn’t have eaten our dog.

I'm not a robot
I'm not a robot
October 28, 2023 8:45 am

yeah if it’s not in english, then who gives a shit, am I right?

Richard
Richard
Reply to  I'm not a robot
October 28, 2023 9:45 am

You illiterate cry baby, fuck off you faggot.

I'm not a robot
I'm not a robot
Reply to  Richard
October 28, 2023 3:58 pm

Fuck off, pedo.

Trigger points
Trigger points
Reply to  I'm not a robot
October 29, 2023 12:35 pm

Richard has really upset you by pointing out how much of a cry baby you are, grow up.

Corona
Corona
Reply to  Trigger points
October 29, 2023 12:37 pm

Richard? You mean you? Fuck of you pre teen predator.

Sophie
Sophie
Reply to  I'm not a robot
October 30, 2023 4:21 pm

Well..nobody gives a shit about you honey or your ignorant racism either

An observer
An observer
Reply to  Sophie
November 3, 2023 7:02 am

Will you suck me off?

Ursula
Ursula
Reply to  I'm not a robot
November 11, 2023 5:42 pm

Why can you not read subtitles . ..your ignorance is pathetic

Regan MacNeil
Regan MacNeil
October 27, 2023 7:02 am

A pretty teenager goes cock crazy for a while . . . It’s normal I guess.

Trigger points
Trigger points
Reply to  Regan MacNeil
October 28, 2023 1:34 pm

Stfu you douchebag coward, grow up you cry baby. Awwww, Little asshole.

Steve
Steve
October 27, 2023 4:24 am

0/10,not young enough and not a boy

Trigger points
Trigger points
Reply to  Steve
October 27, 2023 2:55 pm

I agree, i couldnt get hard, turn her over though & they’re all boys, Right?

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Trigger points
October 27, 2023 7:51 pm

fuck off

Trigger points
Trigger points
Reply to  fred fat
October 28, 2023 9:44 am

Awwww, Wanna eat my sloppy turds big boy?