Ratline (2011)

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Avg Rating: 3.6 / 5. Voted: 24

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Directed by: Eric Stanze
Starring: Emily Haack (Crystal), Jason Christ (Frank Logan), Sarah Swofford (Penny), Alex Del Monacco (Kim)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:41:09
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Nazism, Satanism-Occult, Lesbian

Plot – Spoilers:
From the director of Scrapbook, in case you dug that one.

A story about a group of satanists out on the prowl for a random victim takes a turn to the paranormal division of the SS and a couple of half-sisters on the run after killing for money.

Oddly, some of the most impressive-looking gore in Ratline appears in vintage black-and-white Nazi-related reels and you wonder why more of that couldn’t have been on show here.

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Name
Name
January 29, 2021 12:51 pm

It’s a bit of an experimental movie, I see
Not my type but that’s just personal/subjective
Otherwise interesting choice as I never heard of this one before. Will research it up more

Eevie
Eevie
January 30, 2021 2:33 am

<3 Emily!

Porusniuc Adina
Porusniuc Adina
January 31, 2021 5:06 pm

Emily Haack from scrapbook !!! Yeees!!! She is a good actress.Thank you admin for that movie!

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
January 31, 2021 7:02 pm

In her infinite wisdom, Grammy Lecter always said “If you can’t say something nice, keep your pie hole shut.” Well, two things about my dear sweet Grammy Lecter: one, she was certifiably insane and live out her days in the Lithuanian Home for the Rude; and two… she never saw this movie. It does indeed rank pretty high on the Linda Lovelace scale of sucking without not swallowing.

But still, for what it’s worth, I enjoyed the movie and would like to thank the folks at EUM for being such outstanding human beings and would like to nominate them for the Nobel Peace Prize….except obama cheapened it to the level of a $20 crack kibble so, at this point it’s out of the question. Instead have a Hershe’s kiss…..

Elliot Spencer
Elliot Spencer
Reply to  Dr. Lecter
February 9, 2021 6:04 am

I hate to police random ppls comments not pertaining to said movie (like some seem to get off on doing here), but u needn’t bring useless politics into a ‘prize’ whose only worth was the prestige and money it granted its recipients. The whole ‘prize’ itself was a veil so people would forget how Alfred Nobel and his inventions garnered more bodies than any tyrant or war. Combined. He literally said it himself. Look it up. They even used to call him Dr. Death or something to that extent, lol. Not trying to discredit its recipients over the years in any way, bc I don’t have to, the prize in essence was already a fukn joke;)

I havesexwithmyfather
I havesexwithmyfather
Reply to  Elliot Spencer
February 10, 2021 7:46 am

The government is not on our side, the corona virus isnt real. The vaccine will kill 90% of the earth’s population, mainly those who follow politics and watch ths news. Yes, the sheeple will die. Thanks for reading friend.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  I havesexwithmyfather
September 9, 2021 10:39 am

U say coronavirus is not real, so what killed 4 million ppl all of a sudden? Ask those chinese who released it in their effort to dominate the world. As for the vaccine, last time I heard no one has died from it yet unless one is an old person and has prior health conditions. Now go off and have more sex with your father, maybe he will fuck some sense into u.

GimmeDisturbingShitPls
GimmeDisturbingShitPls
February 2, 2021 2:02 am

Yo wtf, I thought there will be optional English subtitles on all movies, I’m very sad, I don’t understand it without subs <\3 ="{

Mommykiller@suckmypeterpiper.com
February 10, 2021 7:41 am

Dude, that was a good movie! Its rare that i see a gore flick with a good plot. Now THAT was a movie!

fdgvdsfbhhb
fdgvdsfbhhb
September 9, 2021 8:59 am

hahaha i gotta laugh so bad because how can people sink so low and worship that filthy creature satan. he is clearly our enemy so take him as enemy. he hatet our father Adam and eve and the cunning devil from the very beginning promised God the Almighty to destroy all humanity because satan knows how weak and stupid humans Are!!!!!!! he hates us and envy us because we Got the right to rule on the earth. and he also promised the creator himself to lead us humans astray and in the end he will say i invited you to sin and you lisened to me so today in hell dont blame me but blame yourselfs i fear my creator and i promised you only lies and deseption!!!!!!

Rian the Movie Monster
Rian the Movie Monster
Reply to  fdgvdsfbhhb
November 10, 2021 4:01 am

Satan is my best friend, though! All God ever gave me and countless loved ones were lives of torture and despair that the most twisted of minds could only DREAM of! Satan has never hurt me a day in my life. I’ll play on his team, thank! Everyone I respect will be in Hell, anyway, so FUCK Heaven. When I die, I’m catching the down elevator. See you there!

Nicky
Nicky
September 25, 2021 6:58 pm

I really enjoyed this. The director/writer Eric Stanze did his research. The Nazi Blood Flag does exist… check Wikipedia. Lots of really awesome gore/decapitation effects. It’s nice to see a horror film with plot.

heynow
heynow
December 21, 2021 9:46 pm

This is what happens when Americans try to make movies and don’t have a foreign film to steal all their ideas and techniques from. Cute.

Hollis & Gromit
Hollis & Gromit
Reply to  heynow
December 22, 2021 3:49 am

Hurrr Americans dumb Europeans and Asians smurt, am i a smurt film guy now