River’s Edge (1986)

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Avg Rating: 4.3 / 5. Voted: 33

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Directed by: Tim Hunter
Starring: Crispin Glover (Layne), Keanu Reeves (Matt), Dennis Hopper (Feck), Daniel Roebuck (Samson), Joshua John Miller (Tim), Ione Skye (Clarissa), Roxana Zal (Maggie)
Country: United States Effed Up American Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:39:39
Genres: Teens, Violence against Women, Dolls, Based on a True Story

Plot – Spoilers:
Samson strangles his girlfriend and leaves her body by the river. He then brags about it to his friends at school and takes them to the new tourist spot. The friends aren’t sure how to react and spend the next few days confused about their feelings and mostly quiet. One of them though is hot on the situation and as the self-appointed leader of the group, takes it upon himself to bundle Samson away from the law.

River’s Edge is a quiet and powerful portrayal of shared numbness among disparate, yet interesting characters. There’s Feck, the one-legged local dealer who kills his loneliness with a blowup doll. He carries intimidating stories from his past, but feels inadequate in the presence of Samson’s boisterous psychopathy. In Tim, there’s the searing resentment of a kid’s ambitious growth hormones stunted by the body they’re festering in. And of course, Layne – memorably played by Crispin Glover – who thinks he’s part of some kind of novel or movie.

In River’s Edge, the adults are obsessed with why the kids aren’t reacting the way they would. What gets everyone is the lack of obviously-displayed empathy, which is probably something users of this site would identify with – now, or from a past phase.

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Vox
Vox
July 10, 2021 4:36 pm

Another total classic, LONG overdue here!

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
July 10, 2021 5:26 pm

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babyeater
babyeater
Reply to  Antinatalpist
January 31, 2022 11:35 am

fuck off dickhead

dillweed
dillweed
Reply to  Antinatalpist
March 6, 2022 12:13 am

I can do whatever the fuck I want so suck my dick you faggot ass Nazi.

???????
???????
July 11, 2021 1:24 am

seen it already, upload more films like this

Worldmdepeace
Worldmdepeace
July 11, 2021 10:29 am

Solid movie. 10/10.
Thanks, Admin.
Thank you for this site.
Much love????

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
July 11, 2021 1:40 pm

Entertaining enough.. But.. some really bad acting.. poor use of music in spots.. seems poorly made in ways. Crispy Glover acts basically like he dis as Mcfly… apparently that’s how he always acts? The same weird expressive way he talks and even moves

ruby rain
ruby rain
Reply to  Antinatalpist
August 27, 2021 11:31 pm

CRISPY GLOVER AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH IMA LOSE MY SHIT OMFGGG

Aurelia
Aurelia
July 11, 2021 6:05 pm

so boring and keanu cant act lol

hesher
hesher
Reply to  Aurelia
July 24, 2021 5:57 pm

neither can you lol

Anon
Anon
July 11, 2021 10:24 pm

Nice gritty movie and the performances from Crispin Glover and Dennis Hopper make it!

Skip to Peaches
Skip to Peaches
July 12, 2021 1:40 am

Hey kids , Skippy here.
oh mah god
what u gonna do ?
River’s Edge,
mascara,
shoot some mary j
dude
4 reel
no
what
search Peaches live Fuck the Pain Away

?!?!
?!?!
Reply to  Skip to Peaches
July 12, 2021 9:28 pm

“stay in school cause it’s the best”

Karnataka Drip
Karnataka Drip
Reply to  Skip to Peaches
July 13, 2021 8:30 pm

chorus (all together) stay in school cause it’s the best

Gimme Danger
Gimme Danger
Reply to  Karnataka Drip
July 13, 2021 10:45 pm

STAY IN SCHOOL ‘CAUSE IT’S THE BEST!!

Vlad and Niki
Vlad and Niki
Reply to  Karnataka Drip
July 14, 2021 12:13 am

Оставайся в школе, потому что она лучшая!

DoRoBo
DoRoBo
July 18, 2021 4:49 am

This is amazing, but mainly when Keanu says “All you do is eat our food and fuck our mom!”.. A classic!

AmericanMonster49
AmericanMonster49
July 18, 2021 5:36 am

Ok I like Effup. but this movie was stupid.

Valkyrie
Valkyrie
August 5, 2021 6:30 am

Viewed this many years ago, it makes so much more sense now I’m older. Certainly recommended.

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Valkyrie
August 26, 2021 10:55 am

# Valkyrie Matisse, I saw it when it first came out on VHS, it was ok but, meh, forgettable. The only good thing about it was Dennis Hopper, he is an awesome actor, loved him in ”Blue Velvet”, a classic performance in one of my favourite films. Classic and favourite just as you are. Zedxx.

ruby rain
ruby rain
August 27, 2021 11:00 pm

that kid really be talking about his fucked up childhood at the age of 9 that’s toddlerhood.wait a second,there’s no way on earth that she had nails like that while living and they can’t grow after death.????sus.also that beanie,dressed in black dude is totally gay.the fat Fred Vogel lookin Brian Baumgartner lookin John Krasinski lookin Jason Segel lookin guy and beanie guy exchanged scripts and hoped no one would notice.MY GUY beanie guy threw the dead bitch in the river and hoped she would sink?????????????.IT ROLLED AHAHAHAHAHAHA.funny guy.if you get arrested do not admit alright?do not do it ever,regardless of if you did it or not.very much bad for business .man Keanu needs to chill out in this one.FOOD EATER???????????.MANN that’s not how to catch a kid on the bike and why is he sitting on him oh ma gawdd???????????????????? w t f is this bullshit.lets go of him and gets surprised that he escaped and starts yelling ????????????????????.man now i see why Keanu’s messed up,it runs in the family ????.????why is he in his carrrrrrr he’s gonna kill your assssssss ahhhhhhhhhhh sum gud eyebrows tho ???? NEVER FUCKING MIND,THE BEANIE GUY IS A RETARD!OH MY JESUS WHY IS THE FIVE YEAR OLD DRIVING A GOD DAMN CAR ????.we can get it stoned could sound off if you didn’t know the meaning lol coming to think of it it sounds off either way ????CATS HAVE PAWS IMA DIE AHH ????.”YOU DON’t UNDERSTAND A GOD DAMN THING DO YOU?????” lmao ????I am ✨Deceased✨IAm traumatised,why does keanu look like that while fucking that bitch ????man she’s really looking at this dude and not and NOT GETTINGOFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHH . the guy that also plays guitar btw look like keanu if he was a fish. who da fuck is that in the coffin that’s not fred vogle I-…
Conclusion,this movie is psychotic and so am i

ruby rain
ruby rain
August 27, 2021 11:03 pm

why do i have to redo the typing when i drop my ipad on myself?honest question.send help i’m having a psychic episode

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  ruby rain
August 28, 2021 1:21 am

Bc youre a psycho, your ranting proves it. Go seek help, lol.

ruby raiin
ruby raiin
Reply to  Zed Man
August 28, 2021 7:02 pm

i see you liked your own comment,cool and also cute ???? thanks zeddy,will try my best ☺️

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  ruby raiin
August 29, 2021 10:44 am

Someone liked your comment too bc now u sound almost normal. Btw, is ”Ruby Rain” your name or does it mean something else, like a ” menstrual shower ” ? And no, Im not psychotic. Just making conversation. Cheers!

ruby raiin
ruby raiin
Reply to  Zed Man
August 29, 2021 10:49 pm

it’s not my name,i like red and i like rain :)))).ofc i sound almost normal i’ve been reading about how to improve my mental health in just 10 days!and it works!! or? ????

_Durandal_
_Durandal_
February 25, 2022 1:44 am

Not a bad movie. Meh

kvothe
kvothe
April 28, 2022 6:18 am

great movie!

muffles
muffles
June 15, 2022 9:32 am

Having watched it after a very long time it felt a bit moralistic to me. It could easily loose the school room scenes and I think I would have been happier with Keanu getting killed in the end. Dennis is tops of course and was always the main reason anyone paid attention to the film originally.