Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012)

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Avg Rating: 3.4 / 5. Voted: 38

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Directed by: Pascal Arnold, Jean-Marc Barr
Starring: Mathias Melloul (Romain), Valérie Maës (Mother), Stephan Hersoen (Father), Leïla Denio (Marie), Nathan Duval (Pierre), Adeline Rebeillard (Coralie), Yan Brian (Grandfather), Grégory Annoni (Marie’s boyfriend)
Country: France; Effed Up European Films
Language: French; Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 01:25:03
Genres: Siblings-Family, Unsimulated Sex, Prostitute character, Teenager

Plot – Spoilers:
Romain is distraught that he’s the only one in the family who’s not getting laid. Having recently turned the landmark 18 and still virgin, he often breaks down in sobs. Even his old grandfather is getting it.

And that’s all this film is about. It’s literally the sexual chronicles of a French family that aspires to be happy.

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Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
November 13, 2022 9:49 pm

Fuck you Fred fat,you bloated tosser

boredelephant
boredelephant
November 13, 2022 11:17 pm

why are the french always horny for incestish stuff lol

Frogs
Frogs
November 13, 2022 11:19 pm

French are sick incestious bastards sister fucks brotber everyone is fucking each otber

staplegape
staplegape
November 14, 2022 1:38 am

As an only-child that ended up getting a step-sister right before puberty hit, I was the luckiest motherfucker in the world. I took advantage of that shit, and copped a feel every time I saw her. Because my step dad didnt have an extra bedroom, we even slept in the same bed for the longest time. I also got her to facesit me, and presented it as a “punishment” for whoever lost at rock paper scissors. Y’all faggots will never know this feeling, it was bliss.

Mattise
Mattise
November 14, 2022 5:22 pm

There are no incest laws in France this movie isn’t surprising. French love a good family fuck

Elena Colombia
Elena Colombia
November 14, 2022 7:49 pm

I’ve lost the incest part, who fucked who and when, I missed it

jack surf
jack surf
November 19, 2022 5:33 am

pretty good movie a lot of nude people but still a good movie not a waste of time ..the young kid got lucky beautiful girlfriend who likes to fuck and a very cool Mom and Dad to boot ..watch it

Matisse
Matisse
November 19, 2022 12:04 pm

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Sane person
Sane person
November 30, 2022 4:24 am

Wtf is wrong with people in the comments and this is literally just porn