Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012)

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Avg Rating: 4 / 5. Voted: 81

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Directed by: Pascal Arnold, Jean-Marc Barr
Starring: Mathias Melloul (Romain), Valérie Maës (Mother), Stephan Hersoen (Father), Leïla Denio (Marie), Nathan Duval (Pierre), Adeline Rebeillard (Coralie), Yan Brian (Grandfather), Grégory Annoni (Marie’s boyfriend)
Country: France; Effed Up European Films
Language: French; Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 01:25:03
Genres: Siblings-Family, Unsimulated Sex, Prostitute character, Teenager

Plot – Spoilers:
Romain is distraught that he’s the only one in the family who’s not getting laid. Having recently turned the landmark 18 and still virgin, he often breaks down in sobs. Even his old grandfather is getting it.

And that’s all this film is about. It’s literally the sexual chronicles of a French family that aspires to be happy.

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I love girls
I love girls
September 13, 2023 8:04 pm

The Two Guys messing round sexually with the one girl this is known as BI-sexual as the two guys like being with each other, and even end up having sex and blowjob each other the one girl with both men like this meaning that both men are part Gay but also like to be with a girl, same as girls when there are two girls and one guy, there is a lot of BI-Guys out there, some married and some even have girlfriend, but not many know about their guys and what they get up to, in secret, same with the girls, both these sexes get up to a lot of things in secret. As for incest, this has been around for million to billions of yrs, its even in all the religious so called books, like the bible, where everyone is told, that God Created the Earth, then he created al the creatures upon the earth and then he took clay from the earth and made man in his own image, and breath life into the clay molding, and called him Adam and then he took a rib from Adam and some clay and made women for Adam, called her Eve, they then both had, 10 son’s and 18 daughters, take your time answering this one, if god only created Adam and Eve and they then had 10 sons and 18 daughters, where did everyone else come from? if is not for incest with each other? so in the… Read more »

FooToo
FooToo
May 3, 2023 5:51 am

I love France and Japan. both are the best perverts when it comes to Cinema.

niggerbitch
niggerbitch
January 20, 2023 8:23 pm

whats so bad about incest? i mean as long as they dont get any children you shouldnt give a damn. mind your own business,,

too
too
January 1, 2023 8:47 am

nice!!!!!

Sane person
Sane person
November 30, 2022 4:24 am

Wtf is wrong with people in the comments and this is literally just porn

Matisse
Matisse
November 19, 2022 12:04 pm

I am fucking horny girl can’t deal the grueling monotony do u wanna fuck me hard & cum inside my delicate exquisite pussy or do u want to cum inside my prerequisite mouth and swallow your cream, If you project malfeasance and reproach unto me, I shall requite accordingly u will get what you deserve. If you are looking for an explicit magnific adventure inside my bed chamber, then add me SNAPCHAT: MATISSE 👉👌😚

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Matisse
November 19, 2022 2:55 pm

Your predilection for reprobacy is bemusing little boy. I implore you to wait until you reach the proper age before you even attempt to elicit sexual favors from beautiful women like myself but sadly your feeble attempts will send you receding back into your dilapidated cave where you will deplete the remainder of your poignant and lonely days gradually expiring with your only friend being your right hand. 🙂

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Matisse Famke
November 19, 2022 9:22 pm

On facebook there’s a bitch called Djana Matisse Famke with silver hair and septum piercing is that you haha you crazy cunt tell me is that your facebook account.

Yeux
Yeux
Reply to  Matisse Famke
January 1, 2023 3:10 pm

Haha love how this slut writes, pretty funny. Very sophisticate.

Youre a pudgy butch
Youre a pudgy butch
Reply to  Yeux
September 24, 2023 8:25 pm

She writes like a fat goth pig on open bbw night

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
Reply to  Matisse
November 19, 2022 3:09 pm

Also your writing is execrable. Who capitalises words after commas and arbitrarily substitutes “u” for “you”? It is indubious that you haven’t advanced beyond your kindergarten years. I shall not even indulge you on your poor contextual use of certain words such as “prerequisite”. If you are going to mock me, can you at least learn how to write first on an adequate level, or is that too taxing for your infinitesimal mind? 🙂

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Matisse Famke
November 19, 2022 9:07 pm

Mattise where the fuck were you skanky crazy bitch why the fuck did you disappeared, does the name Ganska Galet rings a bell so that’s your second account you boring cunt.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 19, 2022 9:33 pm

Hey Ted, you little fucking pussy. Is it time for you to whine, cry and spam like the little fucking asshole everyone already knows you are?

FALSEHOOD
FALSEHOOD
Reply to  Matisse
January 21, 2023 7:30 pm

funnny big word :]

jack surf
jack surf
November 19, 2022 5:33 am

pretty good movie a lot of nude people but still a good movie not a waste of time ..the young kid got lucky beautiful girlfriend who likes to fuck and a very cool Mom and Dad to boot ..watch it

Elena Colombia
Elena Colombia
November 14, 2022 7:49 pm

I’ve lost the incest part, who fucked who and when, I missed it

Antonio
Antonio
Reply to  Elena Colombia
November 22, 2022 3:40 pm

There is no incest, every comment regarding that is bullshit

Mattise
Mattise
November 14, 2022 5:22 pm

There are no incest laws in France this movie isn’t surprising. French love a good family fuck

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Mattise
November 14, 2022 7:27 pm

Mattise, you skanky bitch, what the fuck are you doing here? I’m a hardcore homosexual that hates women. That’s why I always say cheap shit about you. I absolutely love to smell men’s asses. I’m hoping to be the pivot man at a large gay circle jerk because that’s the type of gay faggot that I am.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 14, 2022 10:03 pm

what you do with your homosexuality is your own concern – nobody wants to hear about it

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  fred fat
November 15, 2022 1:17 am

Says Steve’s lover & soulmate

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 15, 2022 2:56 am

I am not sure any of Steves love interests can write yet.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 15, 2022 3:19 am

Geez – all you can think about and talk about is Steve. You sound like a hardcore gay boy in love. What don’t you just shut the fuck up you cry baby.

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  fred fat
November 15, 2022 3:50 am

Are you suggesting that pedo-steve can rant his anti-fag slurry and its o.k. but calling him out for the fake-tran kiddy fiddler that he appears to be is somehow unworthy. I wonder on your see-saw do you sit on the inside of a hard-cock in you buttocks or on the outside with you hard-cock against a child yourself.

fred fat
fred fat
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 15, 2022 4:04 am

You’re such a cry baby. stfu you pussy.

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  fred fat
November 15, 2022 5:13 am

Neck up ya tosser

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  fred fat
November 15, 2022 5:26 am

I talk about you too,you are equally as special,anyways I do what I want you pus sized cunt this will probably my last chance to retort on this thread as my hilarious comments & pearls of wisdom have to expended carefully because oh the limit of comments allowed per thread (is this a new thing or just for me🤷‍♂️) oh well catch you on another thread Fred,until we meet again……Polisher of nuts & Hi Steve ya fuckin Jerk off

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 14, 2022 11:11 pm

She is not Matisse, Ted. There is no picture of her. She likes to show herself off.

Zed Man is a faggot
Zed Man is a faggot
Reply to  Zed Man
November 17, 2022 1:35 pm

You are a faggot

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Zed Man is a faggot
November 17, 2022 11:12 pm

Stfu, u fucking felcher. And dont use my name, asswipe.

Zed Man is a faggot
Zed Man is a faggot
Reply to  Zed Man
November 18, 2022 4:25 pm

Didn’t even manage to fuck Matisse, the most annoying woman In the whole fucking world, did you? You will die a virgin. I’m sorry for your poor little right hand

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Zed Man is a faggot
November 19, 2022 12:22 am

U r hilarious. I have had more fucks than you have had hot dinners, so dont be sorry for me, however I am sorry that you feel so jealous about Matisse and the fact that she talks to me and not you. Now go off and play with your Lego. He He!

Got the Munchies
Got the Munchies
Reply to  Zed Man
November 19, 2022 12:54 am

Lego?
One of the most inventive toys ever made. If not the best toy to give to any child. Plus as an adult I love playing with lego.
Its only downside is it is fucking expensive. Lego sets even the basic ones cost more than 1 hours fun with an asian whore. I have a feeling that the real Matisse tit viewing online would only be the value of a few bricks. Even adding the legacy wanks.
I know one thing and that is I have had plenty more hot meals than I have had shags. The other way round would be exhausting. Even in my more spunk-n-go days I was weakening on the third shimmy of the day.

Are there now two Zed Men with similar pics?

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Got the Munchies
November 19, 2022 7:56 am

No, I am the only true original Zed Man, the other one is a wannabe Zed Man but is thick as pigshit. Plus, Matisse is hot, and we have a connection. So there.

Zed Man is a faggot
Zed Man is a faggot
Reply to  Zed Man
November 19, 2022 5:21 pm

Mate… you must be really desperate. The accumulated sperm in your body must be eating your neurones and definitely affecting your judgment capacity. How does it fell to be the most pathetic looser on this website?

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Zed Man is a faggot
November 19, 2022 9:44 pm

You cant even spell properly ( neurones, looser? ) And you call me pathetic? Youre the loser, using someone elses username to spout your whining comments. Seriously, mate, go and get laid if you can find someone to fuck you. Who knows, you might even enjoy it and it might make you a better person. I really feel sorry for you and your sad life.

Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Reply to  Ted Nugent
November 15, 2022 1:16 am

Good one cunt,Get your own name dildo,

Ted
Ted
Reply to  Mattise
November 15, 2022 12:28 am

Matise if it”s you show us your tits thesaurus cunt

staplegape
staplegape
November 14, 2022 1:38 am

As an only-child that ended up getting a step-sister right before puberty hit, I was the luckiest motherfucker in the world. I took advantage of that shit, and copped a feel every time I saw her. Because my step dad didnt have an extra bedroom, we even slept in the same bed for the longest time. I also got her to facesit me, and presented it as a “punishment” for whoever lost at rock paper scissors. Y’all faggots will never know this feeling, it was bliss.

John
John
Reply to  staplegape
November 14, 2022 4:18 am

And I take it you still live with your parents, correct?

staplegape
staplegape
Reply to  John
November 15, 2022 1:38 pm

Exactly my step-sister left, my father died, and I live with my mom we have sex every day.

Staplegape is my son
Staplegape is my son
Reply to  staplegape
November 17, 2022 1:32 pm

I also have sex with your mom everyday… man, she is a whore!!!

MrsMeiwes
MrsMeiwes
Reply to  Staplegape is my son
November 17, 2022 6:36 pm

no no no… you mean a slut. Whores have the self respect to make money on it. JTheir mom is just desperate for attention.

Sane person
Sane person
Reply to  staplegape
November 30, 2022 4:27 am

Your disgusting

TheTaxman
TheTaxman
Reply to  staplegape
December 5, 2022 5:06 pm

Naaaa,Fuck all these people hating. Fair play bruv.

Stan
Stan
Reply to  staplegape
December 5, 2022 8:44 pm

I hope you and your left hand are very happy together.

Frogs
Frogs
November 13, 2022 11:19 pm

French are sick incestious bastards sister fucks brotber everyone is fucking each otber

meowmix
meowmix
Reply to  Frogs
November 13, 2022 11:44 pm

Pretty sure everyone knows the Americans are the most incestuous bunch around. Porn has been ruled by their obsessions with fucking their mothers and sisters for the past few years, and it’s a pretty dominant proponent of all their media these days. Read some Freud and put down the cheeseburgers you greased up mutt bloods lol.

Willy Fliess
Willy Fliess
Reply to  meowmix
November 14, 2022 1:50 am

Freud fucked his friends daughter to check if that would cause her mental problems in the future so I am not sure reading his works helps people get balance. Personally I like a bit of incest porn and am always dissapointed when the same actress seems to have such a large amount of fathers and brothers. Then I am not a big US porn watcher because I like to see real tits and cunts and its all a bit to violent for me.
As for actual incest then its more country vs city. Most defintely where I grew up some English villages were very odd places to visit.

bitoku
bitoku
Reply to  Frogs
November 14, 2022 1:23 am

American isn’t an ethnicity you know, you guys are pretty much from all around western europe (mostly), would be better to see the similarities and stop trying to divide each other.

Boaters
Boaters
Reply to  bitoku
November 14, 2022 1:55 am

You do realise that at the moment the French are allowing people to travel from their beaches to arrive in the UK illegally. Now it really is not the fault of Macron because why would he want to house Albanians but it is hardly a nice thing to do to a neighbour.

Thesaurus Cunt
Thesaurus Cunt
Reply to  Frogs
December 30, 2022 7:48 pm

Pretty obvious you have a raging hardon for the French, singling them out over one movie while failing to see that your existence is living proof that this has been happening all over the world for many millennia.

boredelephant
boredelephant
November 13, 2022 11:17 pm

why are the french always horny for incestish stuff lol

Dan
Dan
Reply to  boredelephant
May 7, 2023 8:34 pm

No incest in the movie

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
November 13, 2022 9:49 pm

Fuck you Fred fat,you bloated tosser

Ilovemeth
Ilovemeth
Reply to  Chuck Biscuits
November 16, 2022 4:51 pm

Suck my pines do u dgegge baby gurl come on suck noww

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
Reply to  Ilovemeth
November 18, 2022 6:54 am

You having a stroke cunt?

Ilovemeth
Ilovemeth
Reply to  Chuck Biscuits
November 18, 2022 7:02 am

Stfu and suck my pines little dgegge bitchh

Dan
Dan
Reply to  Chuck Biscuits
May 7, 2023 8:34 pm

No incest in the movie