Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012)

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Avg Rating: 4.1 / 5. Voted: 116

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Directed by: Pascal Arnold, Jean-Marc Barr
Starring: Mathias Melloul (Romain), Valérie Maës (Mother), Stephan Hersoen (Father), Leïla Denio (Marie), Nathan Duval (Pierre), Adeline Rebeillard (Coralie), Yan Brian (Grandfather), Grégory Annoni (Marie’s boyfriend)
Country: France; Effed Up European Films
Language: French; Effed Up French Cinema
Runtime: 01:25:03
Genres: Siblings-Family, Unsimulated Sex, Prostitute character, Teenager

Plot – Spoilers:
Romain is distraught that he’s the only one in the family who’s not getting laid. Having recently turned the landmark 18 and still virgin, he often breaks down in sobs. Even his old grandfather is getting it.

And that’s all this film is about. It’s literally the sexual chronicles of a French family that aspires to be happy.

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brw
brw
March 27, 2024 6:13 pm

o cara de tatuagem nas costas é maravilhoso pena que não uma interação gay

DANDLE
DANDLE
March 17, 2024 7:10 am

Amazing

Russ
Russ
January 24, 2024 10:52 am

Easy to find some sympathy for Romain. A good number of us growing up would have experienced hormones running wild with nowhere to go but all’s well that ends well.

I love girls
I love girls
September 13, 2023 8:04 pm

The Two Guys messing round sexually with the one girl this is known as BI-sexual as the two guys like being with each other, and even end up having sex and blowjob each other the one girl with both men like this meaning that both men are part Gay but also like to be with a girl, same as girls when there are two girls and one guy, there is a lot of BI-Guys out there, some married and some even have girlfriend, but not many know about their guys and what they get up to, in secret, same with the girls, both these sexes get up to a lot of things in secret. As for incest, this has been around for million to billions of yrs, its even in all the religious so called books, like the bible, where everyone is told, that God Created the Earth, then he created al the creatures upon the earth and then he took clay from the earth and made man in his own image, and breath life into the clay molding, and called him Adam and then he took a rib from Adam and some clay and made women for Adam, called her Eve, they then both had, 10 son’s and 18 daughters, take your time answering this one, if god only created Adam and Eve and they then had 10 sons and 18 daughters, where did everyone else come from? if is not for incest with each other? so in the… Read more »

FooToo
FooToo
May 3, 2023 5:51 am

I love France and Japan. both are the best perverts when it comes to Cinema.

niggerbitch
niggerbitch
January 20, 2023 8:23 pm

whats so bad about incest? i mean as long as they dont get any children you shouldnt give a damn. mind your own business,,

too
too
January 1, 2023 8:47 am

nice!!!!!

Sane person
Sane person
November 30, 2022 4:24 am

Wtf is wrong with people in the comments and this is literally just porn

Matisse
Matisse
November 19, 2022 12:04 pm

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jack surf
jack surf
November 19, 2022 5:33 am

pretty good movie a lot of nude people but still a good movie not a waste of time ..the young kid got lucky beautiful girlfriend who likes to fuck and a very cool Mom and Dad to boot ..watch it

Elena Colombia
Elena Colombia
November 14, 2022 7:49 pm

I’ve lost the incest part, who fucked who and when, I missed it

Mattise
Mattise
November 14, 2022 5:22 pm

There are no incest laws in France this movie isn’t surprising. French love a good family fuck

staplegape
staplegape
November 14, 2022 1:38 am

As an only-child that ended up getting a step-sister right before puberty hit, I was the luckiest motherfucker in the world. I took advantage of that shit, and copped a feel every time I saw her. Because my step dad didnt have an extra bedroom, we even slept in the same bed for the longest time. I also got her to facesit me, and presented it as a “punishment” for whoever lost at rock paper scissors. Y’all faggots will never know this feeling, it was bliss.

Frogs
Frogs
November 13, 2022 11:19 pm

French are sick incestious bastards sister fucks brotber everyone is fucking each otber

boredelephant
boredelephant
November 13, 2022 11:17 pm

why are the french always horny for incestish stuff lol

Chuck Biscuits
Chuck Biscuits
November 13, 2022 9:49 pm

Fuck you Fred fat,you bloated tosser