Teeth (2007)

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Avg Rating: 4.1 / 5. Voted: 76

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Directed by: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Starring: Jess Weixler (Dawn), John Hensley (Tobey), John Hensley (Brad), Ashley Springer (Ryan), Josh Pais (Doctor), Lenny von Dohlen (Dad)
Country: United States
Language: English (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:43
Genres: Body Modification, Gruesome, Teen-oriented, Siblings-Family, Incest, Sexual-Violence against Men

Plot – Spoilers:
The earnest and virginal-looking Dawn is a popular teen mascot for abstinence in her town. The younger kids love her and even her regular peers at school are curious about her lifestyle choices.

Dawn fights any urge to even play with herself and often envisions her genital area as a demonic monster scaring her fingers away. But there truly is something nasty deep inside Dawn’s cunt, lurking for bad boys who don’t play by the rules.

Teeth is a hilarious effort in dark comedy and includes endearing characters like Dawn’s step-brother, who’s always blasting extreme metal while keeping one eye on the virgin next room.

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LittleRichard
LittleRichard
May 10, 2024 8:52 pm

The stupidest movie ever made, and i love it. Great stoner horror.
Solid 6/10

coie
coie
March 22, 2024 9:23 pm

the stupidest movie ever made

YaamiKaami
YaamiKaami
October 3, 2023 10:35 pm

wait. the gynecologist just put 4 fingers in her… what? I didn’t know they got to finger fresh pussy. damn…

YaamiKaami
YaamiKaami
October 3, 2023 10:14 pm

honestly. as a guy, i’d be okay with vaginas having a defense mechanism like this. I’m amazed that humans didn’t develop this as a form of anti-rape.
It would keep men on their toes when they wanted pussy, but we would just develop more ass-based fetishes, probably.

jersey devil
jersey devil
May 8, 2022 6:28 am

I’m biased because I love vagina dentata, just, y’know, in general, but this might be one of the funniest horror movies that exists. There’s so many fun layers to this movie, it’s truly phenomenal!

It’s also very funny to see people saying the teeth have nothing to do with the story when one of the most appealing aspects of vagina dentata is that it’s the ultimate form of empowerment/anti-rape evolution for those with vaginas.

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
August 28, 2021 11:59 am

The message was clear: you wanna safe sex? Shove it up their ass.

Ginseng
Ginseng
June 18, 2021 4:17 am

I wish I had teeth!

MOLXOR
MOLXOR
May 22, 2021 4:39 pm

NAI THELW KAI GW DONTOMOUNO

Farfadet Kennedy
Farfadet Kennedy
May 11, 2021 1:51 pm

fuck, that expression on her face at the end im in love

Farfadet Kennedy
Farfadet Kennedy
May 10, 2021 3:45 am

That purity group are the densest mofos ive ever seen.

Scream Bloody Gore
Scream Bloody Gore
March 12, 2021 9:52 am

A cautionary tale on teenage hormones and pre-marital sex that every god fearing christian on this site should watch.

JG
JG
January 5, 2021 2:18 pm

OK, this was hilarious. Don’t know if it was meant to be but it was. To bad we were denied the visuals of that killer pussy. Real message here, shouldn’t live near a power plant. Good movie.

Ralph Nadir
Ralph Nadir
January 1, 2021 7:47 am

This movie is good but is also very triggery on date-rape. If you’re someone who’s been raped, please know this one hits a bit more hard emotionally than some of the other faceless-nonsensical rape movies on EUM. Every time the teeth come into play I’m so damn happy for her, but it’s gruelling getting to the point where the main character has any kind of agency (and therefore vengeance). It makes sense that Jennifer’s Body happened after this movie, but I still love it.

coochie cutter aka danny
coochie cutter aka danny
November 17, 2020 4:42 am

great family movie! the kids loved IT and my mother was proud of the family movie night

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 21, 2020 12:16 pm

An original idea for sure, I would have liked to see that pussy with teeth, but not to be. This film was obviously meant not to be taken seriously, I thought it was hilarious and by the final scene with the old guy in the car I was laughing my ass off. A nice change from some of the other films on this site most of which are extreme and over the top. Watch it for a good laugh if nothing else.

Ralph Bunag
Ralph Bunag
September 18, 2020 11:45 pm

I always knew that Monster penises do exist, but I didn’t know that Monster vaginas do too! I have to be very careful from now on. Thanks EUM for the heads up! So far I have learned a lot from this site.

Paul
Paul
September 18, 2020 12:45 am

There are so many layers to this movie, The ‘teeth’ have nothing to do with the story. One thing it is about is taking a negative and turning into something powerful, also if you build right near a nuclear power plant, what do you expect.

Nims
Nims
September 17, 2020 9:28 pm

One of my very favorite movies and one of the best dark humor horror movies out there.

mona
mona
September 17, 2020 3:51 pm

cool stuff…i like it….very good movie and bloody, too!
thx