Three Days in the Woods (2010)
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Directed by: Matthew A. Peters
Starring: Mark Joseph Peek (Darien), Erin Henry (Robbie), Melissa A. Seelman (Krista), David J. Plescia (Chris), Catherine Presite (Sheila), Michala May Gallt (Maggie), Kenn Pagano (RJ), Lauren Telarole (Rebecca), Jay E. Salsberg (Sherriff)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 01:10:56
Genres: Gore, Serial Killers
Plot – Spoilers:
Five friends head into the woods for a few days of revelry. One of the guys has enlisted in the Army and camping in the woods is part of his farewell. He also intends to propose to his girlfriend. But the woods are stalked by a gang of killers consisting of two sisters and some guy.
Note: Only recommended for fans of really trashy slasher flicks.
One minute of the ‘manufactured’ dots, scratches and old film effects was enough for me.
ÂÂÂÂhhh…I will be honest.I I dont like when these weak actors have the oportunity to make movies.In this world are so many talented people who are not that lucky to play in movies (sorry for my bad english ).I think its not fair..but i guess you work with what you have.
I like these movies, I feel like reenacting them in this miserable world, I wish Russia all the best, in their seeking justice for the world.
Sieg Heil Putin 4ever !!!
Boring. No story at all.
We knew we were in trouble with the healthy dose of “film dirt effects” to hide the fact that the movie was shot in video… as though the film dirt would have fooled anyone into thinking this was a 35mm production, let alone a Super 8 production. (End result: the artifacts only added to the feeling of annoyance, while viewing.)
Of note was when the horrible actor playing the mad killer turns around (after licking his female victim’s face) and orders his accomplice: “Girl… Kill him,” whereupon a plastic bag is placed over the male victim’s head (around the 22:10 mark) to suffocate him. Problem is, there is a big old hole at the top of the plastic bag. Then the male victim spurts out blood. (Why?)
The rare “production value” was the police officer’s uniform they managed to get for the cop wearing the sunglasses (who at least was cast well, appearance-wise). Trouble is, anyone now thinks they can make a movie.
Very tedious. No real storyline/plot, boring (seen them before big mouth city kids off to waste themselves in the woods – Carver, anyone?) a big, big yawwwn.
You are correct. This is a really trashy slasher flick. It’s just what I’d expect from one. What I find funny is, I know someone who looks just like Bucky. But that’s life here in the Appalachians Mountains. (Side note, I’m not from the Apply Mtns. Just live here.)