U Want Me 2 Kill Him? (2013)

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Avg Rating: 3.8 / 5. Voted: 37

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AKA: uwantme2killhim?
Directed by: Andrew Douglas
Starring: Jamie Blackley (Mark), Toby Regbo (John), Amy Wren (Zoey), Jaime Winstone (Rachel), Joanne Froggatt (Detective)
Country: UK; Effed Up European Films
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs); Effed Up British-Irish Movies
Runtime: 01:31:49
Genres: Based on a True Story, Internet, Teen-Childhood, Self-Harm, Gay-themed

Plot – Spoilers:
A popular British teenager, Mark, comes from the kind of background where you’d expect him to fool around but also be driven and focused enough to not turn into a fuckup. But a girl he met online has begun to populate his world. She’s stuck in an abusive relationship and Mark feels all protective about her, even going as far as to befriend her younger brother, John, who’s also the wimpy weird bullied kid in his class. It helps that this girl also likes to watch him masturbate during chat when she’s not sobbing stories.

When the girl is eventually killed by her boyfriend, Mark works on his version of some martial art in anticipation of the day when he can avenge her. This helps lead to a lolworthy scene where these skills of his are actually put to the test.

But shit’s getting crazier in the meantime and an attractive British secret service agent contacts him saying John is planning on doing something mad that only Mark can stop.

Massive Spoilers:
The two guys in the real story have their identities protected by law. But in that one, John used to get Mark to perform sexual acts online for Rachel’s boyfriend, who was described as a bisexual madman that exchanged those favors from Mark for a day of not beating up Rachel đŸ™‚

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May 9, 2024 6:35 am

I don’t get the point of any of this.

Pieter van Zyl
Pieter van Zyl
April 23, 2023 10:03 pm

No gay interest here. “Gay-themed” should be removed as “Genre”.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
March 5, 2023 3:56 pm

Odd story. When a movie says it is loosely based on a true story movie makers tend to elaborate on the story to make it more entertaining and the truth goes out the window. Chances are that this is way off from what really happened. It’s still a good film. 4 stars.

January 14, 2023 6:05 am

Damn I wanna suck that guys cock,so young & fit

Mike the Tramp
Mike the Tramp
July 16, 2022 4:03 pm

This is what would happen to Zed Man if he went to school.

July 12, 2022 4:10 pm

su äitis o horo

nikki loos
nikki loos
July 9, 2022 10:34 am

i like it…based on a true story!