Cemetery Man (1994)

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Avg Rating: 3.6 / 5. Voted: 21

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AKA: Dellamorte Dellamore
Directed by: Michele Soavi
Starring: Rupert Everett (Francesco Dellamorte), Anna Falchi (Woman), Fran├žois Hadji-Lazaro (Gnaghi)
Country: Italy
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:43:16
Genres: Zombies, Necrophilia, Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
The dead are rising from their graves, but Francesco Dellamorte who is in charge of the cemetery isn’t too bothered by them. He even whistles randomly while putting them away with the nearest weapon at hand.

Dellamorte is ably assisted by the gimpy Gnaghi who lives only for little treats like an ice-cream and has charming oddities like puking on women when he gets excited. There’s a rumour going around town that Dellamorte doesn’t have a penis or is at least impotent. But here too, he remains unperturbed by the barbs he faces whenever he walks into town.

It seems like the only thing that can shake Dellamorte’s cool strut is the arrival of a big-tittied widow. She plays the grieving widow role initially, rebuffing Dellamorte’s advances, but is titillated when he mentions that the cemetery also houses an ossuary with its perfect erotic charms…

Cemetery Man has some truly memorable and hilarious moments and deserves the cult status it has since acquired.

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meowmix
meowmix
April 27, 2021 7:04 pm

Definitely Soavi’s finest hour, combining his keen creative eye, violent disposition, stylistic flourishes and surrealistic tendencies, it is the most complete of all his films if one views the film as a canvas for the gamut of his technical and artistic articulation. Also, boobies.

fred fat
fred fat
April 27, 2021 10:11 pm

big tits dont save it – lame

Jeff van Gundy
Jeff van Gundy
Reply to  fred fat
April 29, 2021 9:35 pm

How much nudity and sex is in here?

thisaintitchief
thisaintitchief
April 29, 2021 5:22 pm

haver we officially run out descent obscure movies?

tonyelmono
tonyelmono
September 14, 2021 8:45 am

That sure had some good moments in it. I’ll look up some of Soavi”s other movies now

movienthusiast11
movienthusiast11
October 26, 2021 4:28 pm

Amazing! Thank your for everything this site’s put out here, keep up the good work!

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