Dead Snow (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.4 / 5. Voted: 27

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Directed by: Tommy Wirkola
Starring: Ørjan Gamst (Herzog), Lasse Valdal (Vegard), Vegar Hoel (Martin), Stig Frode Henriksen (Roy), Charlotte Frogner (Hanna), Evy Kasseth Røsten (Liv), Jenny Skavlan (Chris), Bjørn Sundquist (Old man)
Country: Norway, Scandinavian Cinema
Language: Norwegian (English Subtitles)
Runtime: 01:31:27
Genres: Zombies, Nazis, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter

Plot – Spoilers:
A bunch of obnoxious medical students arrive at a snowy Norwegian cabin. Unbeknownst to them, the mountains are home to Nazis who tormented the locals during the war. Old age and the cold have since transformed these Nazis into a squad of gold-hunting zombies with their uniforms still impressively intact.

Dead Snow 1 manages to avoid genre-trappings through dark humour and its locales. Apart from a few odes to Braindead, the film also has one of the most spectacular shots ever captured in a movie of this genre (28:31).

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Name
Name
March 2, 2021 6:15 pm

Not my typical type of movie, but not bad.
It’s a specific genre so yeah not for everyone 🙂
It’s very fictitious, zombies, nazis oriented (that’s best part otherwise meh IMO)
Not into zombie stuff so yeah

ian
ian
March 2, 2021 6:38 pm

love this film!

Hanoidave
Hanoidave
March 3, 2021 6:29 am

Great Nazi Zombie movie. I was rooting for the survivor to get away. Oh well, that’s life (or death)

Dr. Lecter
Dr. Lecter
March 3, 2021 3:11 pm

“Nazi zombies don’t wanna eat you just cuz they’re craving the protein. They do it cuz… they do it cuz they hate Americans, man. They’re the Talibans of the zombie world.”

– Badger 2013

Thank you, guys… for another awesome movie!

Kandy Kane
Kandy Kane
March 7, 2021 12:26 am

i love this movie.. not very often a horror movie is genuinely funny but this is 🙂

Scream Bloody Gore
Scream Bloody Gore
March 12, 2021 7:51 am

Great zombie (and Nazi!) splatter film. Well recommended.

big drip
big drip
April 23, 2021 1:38 am

Pretty funny for a zombie film but also pretty stupid. I can totally imagine the idea for this film being borne out of an evening filled with heavy drinking and smoking marijuana haha.

Kahn V
Kahn V
July 4, 2021 6:20 am

Amazing movie fun to watch it but very strange and impossible how they don’t get infected that’s really funny because when a zombie bites you. You will become one of them hahahaha….

Dee
Dee
July 26, 2021 12:38 am

Made life bearable for 90 minutes. Not worth watching besides that tho

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 6, 2021 10:15 am

Nice gore kept it interesting, but horror and comedy dont often mix well ( except ” Braindead ” ). Its a bit like mixing a Western and Sci-Fi or a War film and Fantasy. It was ok for a laugh and a good way to waste an hour and a half, but largely forgetable.

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  Zed Man
April 6, 2022 2:31 pm

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MrJenkins
MrJenkins
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 6, 2022 3:06 pm

im sorry no one ever loved you. do you want a hug?

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  MrJenkins
April 6, 2022 5:50 pm

Zed, woman, is that you?

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 6, 2022 6:20 pm

See, your problem mate is that you try too hard, way too hard, to the point that you’ve become a parody of yourself.

You’re a fucking joke sunshine.

A man
A man
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
April 6, 2022 6:35 pm

Listen to me you emperialistic colonizing shit, you are just a pommy cunt. How about you go have sex with your mother, that’s what your people do, don’t they? You with your fucking incest just to keep the royal blood, fuck that!

Bad movie joe
Bad movie joe
Reply to  A man
April 7, 2022 2:46 pm

I hope you’re not middle eastern or indian talking about incest and white people.

Mike the Tramp
Mike the Tramp
Reply to  Bad movie joe
April 7, 2022 8:26 pm

And what exactly triggered your white victimhood? His usage of pommy cunt would suggest he’s Australian but English doesn’t seem like his native language. So I’d go with European, maybe a German still sore about losing the war >.<

Jose
Jose
Reply to  Mike the Tramp
April 9, 2022 1:14 am

Naaa…Definitely non-white. I’ll go with one of those Nigerian email scammers. Harping on incest is the best they’ve got because they’re fuckers of any kind of beast they can hold down for 30 seconds…

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  A man
April 7, 2022 3:49 pm

What…

Butch Coolidge
Butch Coolidge
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
April 7, 2022 7:30 pm

Hahaha, cunt! Get out of here, the banter is not for retarded kids

Vic
Vic
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 7, 2022 9:07 pm

So why are you still here?

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 7, 2022 9:42 pm

What…

A man
A man
Reply to  Dmt_Perception
April 8, 2022 1:34 am

Don’t fucking “what” me. You woodpecker. Go keep having sex with your mom you anglo-saxon piece of shit.

Dmt_Perception
Dmt_Perception
Reply to  A man
April 8, 2022 9:12 am

What…

Jose
Jose
Reply to  A man
April 9, 2022 1:15 am

You mean “a little girl” cause you sure as hell ain’t any kind of man…. that’s obvious.

UrkintheTownRapist
UrkintheTownRapist
Reply to  A man
April 8, 2022 4:42 am

i raped ur mum cuckboi

Jose
Jose
Reply to  UrkintheTownRapist
April 9, 2022 1:17 am

And then I ass-banged her with a big ol’ cucumber and then fed it to her. She loves that kind of shit.

lalilulelo
lalilulelo
Reply to  A man
April 8, 2022 7:41 am

What “our people” do is inventing stuff like the computer you’re using to write that shit on the internet, another little thing “our people” created btw…
Like cars, planes, and so many things you take for granted, and are probably the reason why you unfortunately exist today.
You’re welcome. 🙂

A man
A man
Reply to  lalilulelo
April 9, 2022 12:21 am

When you say “our”, doesn’t mean you are in the same class as them u dumbass. Those who make the inventions are rich and smart bastards, ur just a modern slave. Just because you come from the same race, doesn’t mean you are in the same class as them.

Jose
Jose
Reply to  A man
April 9, 2022 1:38 am

STFU Abdul….

A man
A man
Reply to  Jose
April 9, 2022 6:52 am

it’s not abdul, it’s Marquis. You ignorant wage working slave, how about you open some books and learn the true meaning of life? Here’s a tip, not my tip i know you would have liked it but i am not into guys. Especially dumbos, when you read the book try to understand it, just because you can read a shampoo’s detail doesnt mean you can understand it. Intuition my friend. You lack it.

Fuck Butch Coolidge
Fuck Butch Coolidge
Reply to  Jose
April 9, 2022 12:54 pm

Hey Butchfag, stop using so many avatars. We know it’s you, retard.

Jose
Jose
Reply to  MrJenkins
April 9, 2022 1:36 am

No thanks… you’ve got dick on your breath. EWWWW!!

MrJenkins
MrJenkins
Reply to  Jose
April 9, 2022 4:13 am

i can help find the parents who threw you on your ass in a hillbilly orphanage. then i will give you a hug too 🙂

Zed Man
Zed Man
Reply to  Butch Coolidge
April 9, 2022 1:06 am

Yeah, we know u r a faggot, u dont have to advertise it everywhere. And stop stalking me, Im not interested in any shirt lifting activities. Now go off and suck on something.

jim
jim
April 8, 2022 10:06 pm

I vaguely remember watching this as a child about 8 years old