Dead Snow (2009)
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Directed by: Tommy Wirkola
Starring: Ørjan Gamst (Herzog), Lasse Valdal (Vegard), Vegar Hoel (Martin), Stig Frode Henriksen (Roy), Charlotte Frogner (Hanna), Evy Kasseth Røsten (Liv), Jenny Skavlan (Chris), Bjørn Sundquist (Old man)
Country: Norway, Scandinavian Cinema
Language: Norwegian (English Subtitles)
Runtime: 01:31:27
Genres: Zombies, Nazis, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter
Plot – Spoilers:
A bunch of obnoxious medical students arrive at a snowy Norwegian cabin. Unbeknownst to them, the mountains are home to Nazis who tormented the locals during the war. Old age and the cold have since transformed these Nazis into a squad of gold-hunting zombies with their uniforms still impressively intact.
Dead Snow 1 manages to avoid genre-trappings through dark humour and its locales. Apart from a few odes to Braindead, the film also has one of the most spectacular shots ever captured in a movie of this genre (28:31).
Such a good movie def 5 outta 5 if u not seen this WATCH it so funny
Ngl i’d fuck the Nazi zombies
not effed up, boring couldn’t finish it
I vaguely remember watching this as a child about 8 years old
Nice gore kept it interesting, but horror and comedy dont often mix well ( except ” Braindead ” ). Its a bit like mixing a Western and Sci-Fi or a War film and Fantasy. It was ok for a laugh and a good way to waste an hour and a half, but largely forgetable.
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im sorry no one ever loved you. do you want a hug?
Zed, woman, is that you?
See, your problem mate is that you try too hard, way too hard, to the point that you’ve become a parody of yourself.
You’re a fucking joke sunshine.
Listen to me you emperialistic colonizing shit, you are just a pommy cunt. How about you go have sex with your mother, that’s what your people do, don’t they? You with your fucking incest just to keep the royal blood, fuck that!
I hope you’re not middle eastern or indian talking about incest and white people.
And what exactly triggered your white victimhood? His usage of pommy cunt would suggest he’s Australian but English doesn’t seem like his native language. So I’d go with European, maybe a German still sore about losing the war >.<
Naaa…Definitely non-white. I’ll go with one of those Nigerian email scammers. Harping on incest is the best they’ve got because they’re fuckers of any kind of beast they can hold down for 30 seconds…
What…
Hahaha, cunt! Get out of here, the banter is not for retarded kids
So why are you still here?
What…
Don’t fucking “what” me. You woodpecker. Go keep having sex with your mom you anglo-saxon piece of shit.
What…
You mean “a little girl” cause you sure as hell ain’t any kind of man…. that’s obvious.
i raped ur mum cuckboi
And then I ass-banged her with a big ol’ cucumber and then fed it to her. She loves that kind of shit.
What “our people” do is inventing stuff like the computer you’re using to write that shit on the internet, another little thing “our people” created btw…
Like cars, planes, and so many things you take for granted, and are probably the reason why you unfortunately exist today.
You’re welcome. 🙂
When you say “our”, doesn’t mean you are in the same class as them u dumbass. Those who make the inventions are rich and smart bastards, ur just a modern slave. Just because you come from the same race, doesn’t mean you are in the same class as them.
STFU Abdul….
it’s not abdul, it’s Marquis. You ignorant wage working slave, how about you open some books and learn the true meaning of life? Here’s a tip, not my tip i know you would have liked it but i am not into guys. Especially dumbos, when you read the book try to understand it, just because you can read a shampoo’s detail doesnt mean you can understand it. Intuition my friend. You lack it.
Hey Butchfag, stop using so many avatars. We know it’s you, retard.
No thanks… you’ve got dick on your breath. EWWWW!!
i can help find the parents who threw you on your ass in a hillbilly orphanage. then i will give you a hug too 🙂
Yeah, we know u r a faggot, u dont have to advertise it everywhere. And stop stalking me, Im not interested in any shirt lifting activities. Now go off and suck on something.
Made life bearable for 90 minutes. Not worth watching besides that tho
Amazing movie fun to watch it but very strange and impossible how they don’t get infected that’s really funny because when a zombie bites you. You will become one of them hahahaha….
Pretty funny for a zombie film but also pretty stupid. I can totally imagine the idea for this film being borne out of an evening filled with heavy drinking and smoking marijuana haha.
Great zombie (and Nazi!) splatter film. Well recommended.
i love this movie.. not very often a horror movie is genuinely funny but this is 🙂
“Nazi zombies don’t wanna eat you just cuz they’re craving the protein. They do it cuz… they do it cuz they hate Americans, man. They’re the Talibans of the zombie world.”
– Badger 2013
Thank you, guys… for another awesome movie!
Great Nazi Zombie movie. I was rooting for the survivor to get away. Oh well, that’s life (or death)
love this film!
Not my typical type of movie, but not bad.
It’s a specific genre so yeah not for everyone 🙂
It’s very fictitious, zombies, nazis oriented (that’s best part otherwise meh IMO)
Not into zombie stuff so yeah