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AKA: –
Directed by: Kasper Juhl
Starring: Kasper Juhl, Nickolai Jensen
Country: Denmark; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Danish; Effed Up Scandinavian Films
Runtime: 01:02:15
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Home Invasion, Snuff, Torture, Puking, Girl-on-Girl, Necro Action
Plot – Spoilers:
Two guys out on a drive, talk shit like they haven’t been laid in a while. They then stop by a store, pick up a saw and some rope, and set out to work on a number of women.
Sunken Danish is a black & white film which was probably a Hitchcockian trick to not worry about the hassle of the gore looking realistic. It tries too hard to be an August Underground, Guinea Pig 2 or Tumbling Doll of Flesh, but decades later, lacks the effects to match them. You’re probably better off setting aside any such expectations, for it to work.
Also, it almost feels like there was this slightly chubby guy who watched August Underground, looked at the lead character, and thought, I could be like him.
who would like to use my pink tight virgin pussy
𝐴 𝒫𝒪𝐸𝑀 ᥲᑲ᥆ᥙ𝗍 𝕄𝕆𝕀𝔻𝕊
In the glowing caves of comment threads,
Where Wi-Fi hums and reason treads
A fragile line through memes and noise,
There wander packs of curious moids.
They argue loudly, type in caps,
Explain the world with ancient maps
Of confidence and half-read facts,
Then post a graph with wobbly stats.
A moid will boast of logic pure,
Yet lose a fight with a door that’s “pull,”
Debate for hours about a game,
Forget the point, but win the flame.
They build great things, then break them too,
Invent a tool, forget the screw,
Write epic code at 3:17
While fueled by snacks and caffeine.
But watch them when the chaos clears,
Past all the jokes and online sneers.
A moid might grumble, shout, complain…
Then help a stranger in the rain.
Strange creatures, loud and slightly odd,
Half chaos gremlin, half demigod.
A walking paradox, by choice,
The baffling, brilliant, noisy moid.
There is a rumor that the two women hating pussies who made this film, Kasper Juhl and Nickolai Jensen, fuck each other up the ass constantly. One of the absolute worst films on EUM. 1 star.
Menyuruh diam dengan mencungkil kuku nya,,diaolog yang sangat aneh😁😁
the jock was hot
boring movie
why are all the guys in theses kind of films all look like skanks and campy gay as fuck? and guys in all theses films are UGLY as fuck, dreaming that some girl or even an UGLY FAT SKANK of some rotten whore that will have sex with them, these are for people whom are depraved and need to be shot on the spot, one bullet to the head. solves all problems in an instance.
There is a BIG Surprise coming for all these people, there is a HUGE Army of Armed forces, it so Big, that a lot of very Famous People have already been Arrested and Executed, don’t believe me, I don’t give a flying fuck.
Go look up, this: WE GOT THEM ALL. and one hopes they also come for people like you who make suck sick films as these, normal porn, ain’t a problem. but all this shit is all SATANIC SHIT.
a wanna be vogel film, but not a bad watch if you like shitty effects and witty, psychotic assailants. 2/5
and one question is..is this real?
I always thought a Danish was a cake of some sort you have with your coffee.
Tinpot august underground
David Hasselhoff is great in this
A movie by children, for children. Pathetic.
Yo, do any men know where the clitoris actually is? How to perform cunnilingus properly even? Faking orgasms or pushing the fucker off me so I can pleasure myself is fucking tiring.
my ex tried to fist me once, i kicked him in the mouth and a tooth flew out
I love a hairy matted bush to gobble, bits of dried up vag fluid and week old panties make my dick throb
the last time i sank my danish i was on my period and the dude blew raspberries from my gushing blood clots
lame August Underground clone
Best one for a while,in the extreme/disturbing sense,dude makes cool ficks
How retard do you have to be to actually like “movies” from the likes of Fred Vogel, Marian Dora, Dakota whatever, etc… they are all complete garbage, there is no merit whatsoever in any aspect of them. I just had to put it out and fuck the trolls. I read people referencing those “movies” in a positive lens and I just wonder how old are they and if they have actually seen the many many fucked up movies that actually are worth it’s existence…
Spoiler alert
He cuts a baby out of the womb and then saws the baby head off. Most of the movie is dark can’t see shit. The voice changer makes you want to mute. Fred vogal AU movies are masterpieces compared to this.
I prefer cutting off my penis and throw it to my dog than watching this garbage movie again
Hmm
Interesting
Yes an obvious homage to August etc but not too badly done. Reminded me more of the vomit films .
The monochrome was a decent touch but the slowed down voices got quite annoying after a while… A trick these lads have seen quite possibly in Morris’ Jam a UK UG TV favourite.
thankX
i love kasper juhl
an underground movie director de luxe
xoxo
mimi
A film that tries too hard to be like August Underground and FAILS????!!!!! I’ll pass…
Thanks to EUM user, Buttrodgers, for sourcing this film.