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AKA: The Big Feast
Directed by: Marco Ferreri
Starring: Philippe Noiret (Philippe), Marcello Mastroianni (Marcello), Michel Piccoli (Michel), Ugo Tognazzi (Ugo), Andrea Ferreol (Andrea)
Country: France
Language: French (Eng Subs)
Runtime: 02:09:52
Genres: Overeating, Farting
Plot – Spoilers:
Four middle-aged friends wrap up their lives to spend the next few weeks at an old mansion. The friends range from a horny pilot to a judge who’s grown into middle-age on his nanny’s tits.
The get-together at the mansion has a very serious objective – to indulge in extreme overeating, in the hope of fatal consequences. After a while of eating copious ornate meals, they realize that the sensual pleasures thus obtained need to be complemented by penile pleasures. And so they hook up with a few prostitutes and a plump passerby teacher who seems to dig their grand plans.
La Grand Bouffe is a classy portrayal of what could perhaps be a gross-out experience for some. Its pinnacle is probably a scene of sexual farting. Until that’s topped by musical farting that rapidly morphs into terminal farting.
Chef Gordon Ramsey stated that he has seen this film over 100 times and it was his main inspiration on why he became a chef. (I’m just kidding, you fucking nit wits.)
“La Grande Bouffe” is a very strange film. It’s sometimes hilarious and sometimes gross and it sure is weird. The tall blonde hooker was absolutely delicious looking. When Michel was flipping the fuck out when he found Marcello frozen I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m not sure if that is the reaction I was supposed to have. I found it to be an oddly compelling watch. 4 stars.
WHERE ARE THE FARTS
Uaaaaauuuu french are the best on doing movies…👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😉😊😃
She wanked him to death. Good way to go.
im so fukign confused
A wild boar, ready for the most subtle marinades…two superb deers with soft eyes, flesh imbued with the perfumes of the Clouves forest…ten dozen semi-wild guinea fowls fed on grain and juniper…three dozen innocent Ardennes cockerels…one dozen chickens from and around Bresse…a hindquarter of beef from the rich pastures of Charolais…five dozen innocent salt-meadow lambs from Mont Saint-Michel…” Since this is a family site I won’t describe the delights of the prostitutes they’ve also ordered. You’ll see those soon enough. When these four sophisticated men, ennui leaking from their souls like the fluid draining from those two superb deers, speak of kissing the oyster, it’s not the oysters they have in mind. In fact, what they seem to welcome is death by satiation. If food and sex are humankind’s two glorious distractions from boredom, these four men discover a way to check out with a belch and a groan. It will be glorious, endless dinner at the unused Paris manse of one of them. The Whore Menu will be a masterpiece…”a sauté of fat and lean given by four gourmet epicureans for three young ladies in twelve courses. Crayfish a la Mozart on a bed of rice with sublime Aurore Sauce…soft-shell lobster served as a first course…” The dinner will be memorable…four jaded men, three whores and Andrea (Andrea Ferreol), a schoolteacher. And we’re only 44 minutes into this more than two-hour movie. One thing for sure, There’ll have to be breakfast What on earth are we to make of… Read more »
Boring.
Watched in when it first came out just watched now and has improved with age its absolutely marvellous
For any people from the UK out there ,this film should be up there on Gemma Collins favourites!????
What was the names of these meals they served?
I took two days to finish this movie, couldn’t watch it in one sitting cos it’s a slow and long movie…. but I love the concept of eating oneself to death…. 5/5 ratings.
I lasted 15 minutes, then gave up in boredom. The French might think it’s great – I think it’s over rated.
That Andrea was sensual
Hey admin, Najam here,
Erotic strange feelings, one for us gals, so sensual and effed !
I must give La Grande Bouffe a 5/5 it’s how you guys say, gives me a on hard.
I recommend the tin drum 1979
Think I’ll skip dinner. And maybe breakfast too tomorrow.
I should have left when the hookers left.
Merci pour ce film assez intéressant 🙂