La Carne (1991)
AKA: The Flesh
Directed by: Marco Ferreri
Starring: Sergio Castellitto (Paolo), Francesca Dellera (Francesca)
Country: Italy; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Italian (Eng Subs); Effed Up Italian Movies
Runtime: 01:29:33
Plot – Spoilers:
A mildly hypochondriacal musician hates his wife, but can’t let go of his kids and dog who live with her. At the bar where he’s a popular pianist, he meets a siren Francesca, whose experiences being exploited by a fake Indian guru have left her a little disconnected from the reality of relationships. So for example, when Paolo attempts to wax eloquent about the ecstasy her presence arouses in him, she brings him crashing down to her immediate real-world issue – I’m hungry, while a Kate Bush song plays in the background.
Hunger and food are a recurrent theme as Paolo and Francesca retreat to his beachhouse, where he suffers from a sense of inadequacy and a recurrent jealous urge to possess Francesca, before she tires of him. Their time together includes a number of interesting moments such as when Paolo is visited by his children just when he’s achieved a permanent hard-on with the rest of his body in a state of paralysis.
La Carne is mostly for fans of absurdist films, though Francesca Dellera might attract some others too.
Genres: Bizarre, SelfHarm, Cannibalism
She kinda has Brittany Murphy’s lips with Susan Sarandon features, a bit
I had sex with a brick
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Everyone is overestimating the woman’s beauty she’s got big titts and painfully fake looking duck lips y’all need to get laid lmao
They are still virgins and thirsty they would fuck anything with a hole
Careful, youre gonna hurt their fragile pseudo-masculine incel feelings.
When God stopped making angels like her and instead started making fatties with blue n green hair?
now we only have miserable piglets like Zendaya and Emma Thompson. They are toothpicks. This is how real women made by god look like
Nooo you take that back about Queen Zendaya, shes charismatic af and is definitely gf material. Curves dont make a woman take Audrey Hepburn for example, pure class
Audrey Hepburn was hardly that good looking. She got a lot of publicity and played the waif but compared to Natalie Wood she was nothing. I would not give Audrey the bus fare home but I would sandpaper my nutsack for a few minutes with Natalie. Dead or Alive.
It is all a matter of taste but curves in proportion to the body are a big factor in my choice.
i agree!!!!
You can always tell who’s single by what they post lol if you had a woman you wouldn’t care. Someday… maybe.
Beautiful women are everywhere, dipshit. Reading your inane comments, you seem obsessed with gender & trannies. Maybe you’re just a closet faggot.
Stop crying and playing identity politics and go out & get laid you weak, limp dicked crybaby. Jesus Creepin’ Christ on a crutch! Every dumb cunt i see in the Trump rally videos is morbidly obese, covered in facial hair & ugly as shit. I’d suggest you start the blame for current beauty standards skewing to fattys with those sexless weirdos on the right. The same folks who seem obsessed with child-sex. It’s in their heads 24/7.
I swear, MAGA closet cases whine and cry worse than a fucking Liberal. Do the world a favor and use your second amendment right to suck off your gun, you boring pissy-eyed zero.
How can anyone be so gorgeous!!! She is the epitome of all human beauty. Makes me hate myself quite honestly.
So you should,you coward,gay cry baby. Ha ha
Steve was right on the money when he called you a gay cry baby coward. His authoritative stance made you feel overwhelmed, hateful, vindictive, spiteful and saddened. It is palpable to all the people on the EUM comment board that you are frustrated and you feel misunderstood. It seems that when Steve finds something that angers you he repeats it a lot and that upsets you. It’s not fair for him to do that. Hopefully, if you are lucky, someone will beat the shit out of you and prevent you from being a gay cry baby coward for your whole life. I hope this comment is helpful to you. Have a nice day.
2 stars for the movie but Francesca Dellera is just absolutely stunningly beautiful.
Fucking WOPS
Jesus the woman is beautiful! Just compare her to the filthy and ugly woke beauties of today’s Hollywood.
Ugly is the new beauty mate…..When I go out I look at cars, dogs and cats…..anything but women.
In todays hollywood I would advise checking the undercarriage before boarding.
I agree.. especially in older films wheres Monica Bellucci and Isabella Rossellini for example, gotta love the timeless classiness
Too old,only 12 & under
Isnt it ironic Steve? Youre trading comments and thoughts with someone who got raped at a young age while your body rots due to AIDS, id say its goddamn near poetic. Oh and also science confirms that life flashes before the Eyes Upon Death.
You are currently spending the last moments of your pathetic pedophilic existence to a fairy, some ghost from the past, im sorry ive got some bad news.
Ignore that moron he’s just a wind up merchant although I suspect he is what he claims to be
When will you people stop using “woke”. It was originally a joke but of course y’all took it seriously.
All are beautiful in the eyes of Gore, praise the Lord of Blood
I hate people
Need a hug?
They dont want to be hugged, but i do
You are always welcome into the arms of my loving embrace my sibling in Gore, praise the Lord of Blood.
Good now fuck off
We Will Not Remember You.
i am the first to be fisted
Once again this is not the real fred fat. This is the ugly pathetic imposter that is unfunny and has no life. I know the real fred fat irl. He is funny original and charming.
Nobody seems to care but you, and your obsession with fred fat is disturbing.
Not as disturbing as your activities you dirty fuckin cunt