La Carne (1991)

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AKA: The Flesh
Directed by: Marco Ferreri
Starring: Sergio Castellitto (Paolo), Francesca Dellera (Francesca)
Country: Italy; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Italian (Eng Subs); Effed Up Italian Movies
Runtime: 01:29:33

Plot – Spoilers:
A mildly hypochondriacal musician hates his wife, but can’t let go of his kids and dog who live with her. At the bar where he’s a popular pianist, he meets a siren Francesca, whose experiences being exploited by a fake Indian guru have left her a little disconnected from the reality of relationships. So for example, when Paolo attempts to wax eloquent about the ecstasy her presence arouses in him, she brings him crashing down to her immediate real-world issue – I’m hungry, while a Kate Bush song plays in the background.

Hunger and food are a recurrent theme as Paolo and Francesca retreat to his beachhouse, where he suffers from a sense of inadequacy and a recurrent jealous urge to possess Francesca, before she tires of him. Their time together includes a number of interesting moments such as when Paolo is visited by his children just when he’s achieved a permanent hard-on with the rest of his body in a state of paralysis.

La Carne is mostly for fans of absurdist films, though Francesca Dellera might attract some others too.

Genres: Bizarre, SelfHarm, Cannibalism

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crawling_spleen
crawling_spleen
November 10, 2024 9:55 pm

I don’t think I understood what just happened!

Gorky Park
Gorky Park
August 21, 2023 10:36 pm

She kinda has Brittany Murphy’s lips with Susan Sarandon features, a bit

Anti Nowhere League
Anti Nowhere League
March 16, 2023 5:21 am

I had sex with a brick

James
James
March 16, 2023 2:25 am

Everyone is overestimating the woman’s beauty she’s got big titts and painfully fake looking duck lips y’all need to get laid lmao

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
March 7, 2023 10:53 am

When God stopped making angels like her and instead started making fatties with blue n green hair?

FooToo
FooToo
March 7, 2023 8:17 am

How can anyone be so gorgeous!!! She is the epitome of all human beauty. Makes me hate myself quite honestly.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
March 7, 2023 12:53 am

2 stars for the movie but Francesca Dellera is just absolutely stunningly beautiful.

BUCKBREAKER1488
BUCKBREAKER1488
March 6, 2023 10:29 pm

Fucking WOPS

choo
choo
March 6, 2023 8:12 am

Jesus the woman is beautiful! Just compare her to the filthy and ugly woke beauties of today’s Hollywood.

Anti Nowhere League
Anti Nowhere League
March 6, 2023 1:19 am

I hate people

fred fat
fred fat
March 5, 2023 7:58 pm

i am the first to be fisted