La Carne (1991)

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Avg Rating: 3.1 / 5. Voted: 23

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AKA: The Flesh
Directed by: Marco Ferreri
Starring: Sergio Castellitto (Paolo), Francesca Dellera (Francesca)
Country: Italy; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Italian (Eng Subs); Effed Up Italian Movies
Runtime: 01:29:33

Plot – Spoilers:
A mildly hypochondriacal musician hates his wife, but can’t let go of his kids and dog who live with her. At the bar where he’s a popular pianist, he meets a siren Francesca, whose experiences being exploited by a fake Indian guru have left her a little disconnected from the reality of relationships. So for example, when Paolo attempts to wax eloquent about the ecstasy her presence arouses in him, she brings him crashing down to her immediate real-world issue – I’m hungry, while a Kate Bush song plays in the background.

Hunger and food are a recurrent theme as Paolo and Francesca retreat to his beachhouse, where he suffers from a sense of inadequacy and a recurrent jealous urge to possess Francesca, before she tires of him. Their time together includes a number of interesting moments such as when Paolo is visited by his children just when he’s achieved a permanent hard-on with the rest of his body in a state of paralysis.

La Carne is mostly for fans of absurdist films, though Francesca Dellera might attract some others too.

Genres: Bizarre, SelfHarm, Cannibalism

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Gorky Park
Gorky Park
August 21, 2023 10:36 pm

She kinda has Brittany Murphy’s lips with Susan Sarandon features, a bit

Anti Nowhere League
Anti Nowhere League
March 16, 2023 5:21 am

I had sex with a brick

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Reply to  Anti Nowhere League
March 16, 2023 11:00 am

Why do you want to annoy people with spam on a great website like this?

James
James
March 16, 2023 2:25 am

Everyone is overestimating the woman’s beauty she’s got big titts and painfully fake looking duck lips y’all need to get laid lmao

Gallor
Gallor
Reply to  James
March 16, 2023 5:26 am

They are still virgins and thirsty they would fuck anything with a hole

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  James
March 21, 2023 6:40 am

Careful, youre gonna hurt their fragile pseudo-masculine incel feelings.

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
March 7, 2023 10:53 am

When God stopped making angels like her and instead started making fatties with blue n green hair?

FooToo
FooToo
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
March 8, 2023 2:20 am

now we only have miserable piglets like Zendaya and Emma Thompson. They are toothpicks. This is how real women made by god look like

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  FooToo
March 10, 2023 5:51 am

Nooo you take that back about Queen Zendaya, shes charismatic af and is definitely gf material. Curves dont make a woman take Audrey Hepburn for example, pure class

まな板
まな板
Reply to  Kikitza
March 10, 2023 6:21 am

Audrey Hepburn was hardly that good looking. She got a lot of publicity and played the waif but compared to Natalie Wood she was nothing. I would not give Audrey the bus fare home but I would sandpaper my nutsack for a few minutes with Natalie. Dead or Alive.
It is all a matter of taste but curves in proportion to the body are a big factor in my choice.

prezzy
prezzy
Reply to  まな板
March 13, 2023 10:09 pm

i agree!!!!

Brian
Brian
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
March 15, 2023 4:24 am

You can always tell who’s single by what they post lol if you had a woman you wouldn’t care. Someday… maybe.

Rape Van Winkle
Rape Van Winkle
Reply to  OJ not Simpson
September 3, 2023 7:55 pm

Beautiful women are everywhere, dipshit. Reading your inane comments, you seem obsessed with gender & trannies. Maybe you’re just a closet faggot.
Stop crying and playing identity politics and go out & get laid you weak, limp dicked crybaby. Jesus Creepin’ Christ on a crutch! Every dumb cunt i see in the Trump rally videos is morbidly obese, covered in facial hair & ugly as shit. I’d suggest you start the blame for current beauty standards skewing to fattys with those sexless weirdos on the right. The same folks who seem obsessed with child-sex. It’s in their heads 24/7.
I swear, MAGA closet cases whine and cry worse than a fucking Liberal. Do the world a favor and use your second amendment right to suck off your gun, you boring pissy-eyed zero.

FooToo
FooToo
March 7, 2023 8:17 am

How can anyone be so gorgeous!!! She is the epitome of all human beauty. Makes me hate myself quite honestly.

Steve
Steve
Reply to  FooToo
March 12, 2023 12:48 pm

So you should,you coward,gay cry baby. Ha ha

A concerned friend
A concerned friend
Reply to  Steve
March 18, 2023 5:56 pm

Steve was right on the money when he called you a gay cry baby coward. His authoritative stance made you feel overwhelmed, hateful, vindictive, spiteful and saddened. It is palpable to all the people on the EUM comment board that you are frustrated and you feel misunderstood. It seems that when Steve finds something that angers you he repeats it a lot and that upsets you. It’s not fair for him to do that. Hopefully, if you are lucky, someone will beat the shit out of you and prevent you from being a gay cry baby coward for your whole life. I hope this comment is helpful to you. Have a nice day.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
March 7, 2023 12:53 am

2 stars for the movie but Francesca Dellera is just absolutely stunningly beautiful.

BUCKBREAKER1488
BUCKBREAKER1488
March 6, 2023 10:29 pm

Fucking WOPS

choo
choo
March 6, 2023 8:12 am

Jesus the woman is beautiful! Just compare her to the filthy and ugly woke beauties of today’s Hollywood.

OJ not Simpson
OJ not Simpson
Reply to  choo
March 6, 2023 8:28 am

Ugly is the new beauty mate…..When I go out I look at cars, dogs and cats…..anything but women.

Thai Surprise
Thai Surprise
Reply to  choo
March 6, 2023 8:32 am

In todays hollywood I would advise checking the undercarriage before boarding.

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  choo
March 8, 2023 2:03 pm

I agree.. especially in older films wheres Monica Bellucci and Isabella Rossellini for example, gotta love the timeless classiness

Steve
Steve
Reply to  Kikitza
March 9, 2023 7:07 am

Too old,only 12 & under

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  Steve
March 9, 2023 12:45 pm

Isnt it ironic Steve? Youre trading comments and thoughts with someone who got raped at a young age while your body rots due to AIDS, id say its goddamn near poetic. Oh and also science confirms that life flashes before the Eyes Upon Death.

You are currently spending the last moments of your pathetic pedophilic existence to a fairy, some ghost from the past, im sorry ive got some bad news.

Flick fan
Flick fan
Reply to  Kikitza
March 9, 2023 2:38 pm

Ignore that moron he’s just a wind up merchant although I suspect he is what he claims to be

John
John
Reply to  choo
March 15, 2023 4:23 am

When will you people stop using “woke”. It was originally a joke but of course y’all took it seriously.

Sister of Gore
Sister of Gore
Reply to  choo
April 1, 2023 12:38 pm

All are beautiful in the eyes of Gore, praise the Lord of Blood

Anti Nowhere League
Anti Nowhere League
March 6, 2023 1:19 am

I hate people

suomynona
suomynona
Reply to  Anti Nowhere League
March 6, 2023 2:49 am

Need a hug?

Kikitza
Kikitza
Reply to  suomynona
March 8, 2023 2:05 pm

They dont want to be hugged, but i do

Sister of Gore
Sister of Gore
Reply to  Kikitza
April 1, 2023 12:38 pm

You are always welcome into the arms of my loving embrace my sibling in Gore, praise the Lord of Blood.

D.Log
D.Log
Reply to  Anti Nowhere League
March 7, 2023 5:07 am

Good now fuck off

Rape Van Winkle
Rape Van Winkle
Reply to  Anti Nowhere League
September 3, 2023 7:41 pm

We Will Not Remember You.

fred fat
fred fat
March 5, 2023 7:58 pm

i am the first to be fisted

Cole
Cole
Reply to  fred fat
March 6, 2023 4:32 pm

Once again this is not the real fred fat. This is the ugly pathetic imposter that is unfunny and has no life. I know the real fred fat irl. He is funny original and charming.

Richard
Richard
Reply to  Cole
March 6, 2023 11:37 pm

Nobody seems to care but you, and your obsession with fred fat is disturbing.

Hand relief
Hand relief
Reply to  Richard
March 7, 2023 1:27 am

Not as disturbing as your activities you dirty fuckin cunt