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Directed by: Andrew van den Houten
Starring: Pollyanna McIntosh (The Woman), Amy Hargreaves (Amy), Art Hindle (veteran cop), Tommy Nelson (Luke), Ahna Tessler (Claire), Erick Kastel (Stephen), Andrew Elvis Miller (David)
Country: United States
Language: Cannibalspeak (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:19:04
Genres: Cannibals, Gore-Gruesome, Kidnapping, Self-Harm
Plot – Spoilers:
Any reason to watch Offspring?
The Woman was the sequel to it.
The descendants of a lighthouse-keeper from the 1800s have evolved into a small group of cannibals that prowl the coastlines of Canada and the US. They hiss their own language and are on the lookout for babies to steal, while teaching them the right meat to eat.
Moral of the film: Teeheeing child cannibals get their heads blown away or smashed into a burning fire.
if the cannibals didn’t look like the feral kid in Road Warriors, this wouldve been a great movie second only to Dr. Phibes.
if I tell my woman “uh you know last night there was this naked girl down there at the bottom of the garden” especially with that face I doubt next scene we’d be having a little shag.. but that’s just life ain’t it..
Ok ., This had me rocking on my chair in little to no time (normal, chair, no rocking one..), and not in trepidation or admiration.. rocking and no rolling..
Then there are a few ridicoulous things, and a general unbalancedness, and not too decent acting, and not a great controll I’d say or ideas, even if a few interesting little bits do sip through and you can maybe find a glimpse or two of what will be “the woman”2011; but really, makes me appreciate that one even more cause it’s quite a big step, from this, to come up with that.
No much vision here at all I’m afraid, or capacity to pull it off; in the sequel instead (that is just really a total different thing hardly related to this especially in spirit) the phantom at least of a vision is surely present and a half ability to realize it too, and some originality, and elements of interest, to not talk of the acting, and, about acting and vision and realization, to not talk of the PollyannaMcIntosh!
Maybe a 2, but I’m hanging to see “darling”
At least Folks that’s my humble opinion goodnight
Years ago I watched Woman under the recommendation of a friend. I remember liking it but I had no idea that it was a part of a trilogy. Having just watched Offspring I kinda like this one too.
The acting is not top notch but it’s far from the worst. Good amount of gore, blood, and guts as well as violence. Even a decent pair of tits or so. Story and plot worked. Simple but sufficient.
Overall I give this 3.25 stars.
Scary horror movie about some wild bush boogies that go on a berserk murderous rampage in a rural area of coastal Maine. The big twist in the story, that has everyone scratching their heads, is that the jungle monkeys are white! Look, I’m sure stuff like this happens every day in deep dark Africa with members of the Ooga Booga tribe but this movie is just too idiotic for me. I’m going to be really generous and give this 2 stars.
The hardware store multi-tool the savage kid holds up in the beginning is actually kinda funny
Um bom filme sem rodeio vai direto ao ponto e como a carne que os canibais comem e cru e cruel excelente atriz Poliana Macquintosh
Antes de ler eu já vou escrever sobre esse filme são poucos que assisti aqui nesse site esse eu vi acho que no YouTube não me lembro muito bom bem original e faz parte de uma trilogia com essa atriz assisti os três esse e o melhor de todos nota7
good film with an interesting twist!
imdb says this is 1hr 40m. Is that another version?
I found it boring, but no big deal. Plenty of great content on EUM. LUV U
@matt drury Please, no requests in the comments section.
The movie you were looking for is probably The Tortured?
The last in the trilogy ‘Darlin’ is by far the best
I was looking forward to this film, but left a bit let down, a great book, good idea just poorly executed.
Good surprise with this one. Gory entertainment, however FX are poorly made.
That was an okay watch – if you’re stuck for a quick no-brainer filler this fits the bill – sort of like Wrong Turn – you don’t watch it for the Oscar! 🙂
Never knew The Woman was a sequel. Thanks for uploading both movies!
Yesss, ever since I read the book last summer I’ve been dying to see this. Thanks yo!
Just a really poor movie all around. Poor acting, poor plot. It’s pretty much the same movie as ‘Woman’. Why must it be filmed with such poor lighting? What a ridiculous waste of 80 minutes.
Ohh aye this one was bloody brilliant !
8.9/10 If it’s just a single movie
Although it ended in a way that can be easily continued
9.5/10 if they gonna continue it in a 2nd part.
Also 2009 film, so is there maybe already a sequel to it?
Thanks EUM Enjoy all your movies,this one strange ending but good movie.
Bloody hell yeah! Gore at its finest! Perfect addition EUM. Thanks!
Thank you kindly. Been trying to find this for a bit. Loved the woman and darling as well. Y’all kick the glutes