Offspring (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.7 / 5. Voted: 27

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Directed by: Andrew van den Houten
Starring: Pollyanna McIntosh (The Woman), Amy Hargreaves (Amy), Art Hindle (veteran cop), Tommy Nelson (Luke), Ahna Tessler (Claire), Erick Kastel (Stephen), Andrew Elvis Miller (David)
Country: United States
Language: Cannibalspeak (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:19:04
Genres: Cannibals, Gore-Gruesome, Kidnapping, Self-Harm

Plot – Spoilers:
Any reason to watch Offspring?
The Woman was the sequel to it.

The descendants of a lighthouse-keeper from the 1800s have evolved into a small group of cannibals that prowl the coastlines of Canada and the US. They hiss their own language and are on the lookout for babies to steal, while teaching them the right meat to eat.

Moral of the film: Teeheeing child cannibals get their heads blown away or smashed into a burning fire.

17 thoughts on “Offspring (2009)

  • January 22, 2021 at 12:45 pm
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    Thank you kindly. Been trying to find this for a bit. Loved the woman and darling as well. Y’all kick the glutes

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  • January 22, 2021 at 7:12 pm
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    Bloody hell yeah! Gore at its finest! Perfect addition EUM. Thanks!

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    • January 24, 2021 at 8:50 am
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      Darlin is the best of the bunch

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  • January 22, 2021 at 8:48 pm
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    Thanks EUM Enjoy all your movies,this one strange ending but good movie.

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  • January 22, 2021 at 10:08 pm
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    Ohh aye this one was bloody brilliant !

    8.9/10 If it’s just a single movie

    Although it ended in a way that can be easily continued

    9.5/10 if they gonna continue it in a 2nd part.

    Also 2009 film, so is there maybe already a sequel to it?

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    • January 23, 2021 at 12:23 am
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      This was the first of a three part series. Offspring, the 2nd is The Woman, and the 3rd is Darling I believe.

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      • January 24, 2021 at 12:57 am
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        Wow thanks for the info , I already seen ‘The woman’ and if that would be the 2nd part my question remains, what happened to the baby from the one of Offspring

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        • February 4, 2021 at 3:20 am
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          i think it gets eaten by wolves. the woman left it for dead. It’s not in ‘The Woman’ so yeah it starves to death or is eaten by wolves.

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    • February 1, 2021 at 8:03 pm
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      That info about the sequel is in the texts under the film. Pay attention Daniel-san.

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  • January 23, 2021 at 2:26 pm
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    Just a really poor movie all around. Poor acting, poor plot. It’s pretty much the same movie as ‘Woman’. Why must it be filmed with such poor lighting? What a ridiculous waste of 80 minutes.

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    • May 16, 2021 at 11:50 pm
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      u homo gay yes?

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  • January 23, 2021 at 3:51 pm
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    Yesss, ever since I read the book last summer I’ve been dying to see this. Thanks yo!

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  • January 24, 2021 at 12:17 am
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    Never knew The Woman was a sequel. Thanks for uploading both movies!

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  • January 24, 2021 at 12:36 am
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    That was an okay watch – if you’re stuck for a quick no-brainer filler this fits the bill – sort of like Wrong Turn – you don’t watch it for the Oscar! 🙂

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  • January 24, 2021 at 1:42 am
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    Good surprise with this one. Gory entertainment, however FX are poorly made.

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  • January 24, 2021 at 8:27 am
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    I was looking forward to this film, but left a bit let down, a great book, good idea just poorly executed.

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  • January 24, 2021 at 8:53 am
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    The last in the trilogy ‘Darlin’ is by far the best

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