Offspring (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.8 / 5. Voted: 25

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Directed by: Andrew van den Houten
Starring: Pollyanna McIntosh (The Woman), Amy Hargreaves (Amy), Art Hindle (veteran cop), Tommy Nelson (Luke), Ahna Tessler (Claire), Erick Kastel (Stephen), Andrew Elvis Miller (David)
Country: United States
Language: Cannibalspeak (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:19:04
Genres: Cannibals, Gore-Gruesome, Kidnapping, Self-Harm

Plot – Spoilers:
Any reason to watch Offspring?
The Woman was the sequel to it.

The descendants of a lighthouse-keeper from the 1800s have evolved into a small group of cannibals that prowl the coastlines of Canada and the US. They hiss their own language and are on the lookout for babies to steal, while teaching them the right meat to eat.

Moral of the film: Teeheeing child cannibals get their heads blown away or smashed into a burning fire.

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