Offspring (2009)

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Avg Rating: 3.6 / 5. Voted: 32

No one cared thus far. Do you?

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Directed by: Andrew van den Houten
Starring: Pollyanna McIntosh (The Woman), Amy Hargreaves (Amy), Art Hindle (veteran cop), Tommy Nelson (Luke), Ahna Tessler (Claire), Erick Kastel (Stephen), Andrew Elvis Miller (David)
Country: United States
Language: Cannibalspeak (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:19:04
Genres: Cannibals, Gore-Gruesome, Kidnapping, Self-Harm

Plot – Spoilers:
Any reason to watch Offspring?
The Woman was the sequel to it.

The descendants of a lighthouse-keeper from the 1800s have evolved into a small group of cannibals that prowl the coastlines of Canada and the US. They hiss their own language and are on the lookout for babies to steal, while teaching them the right meat to eat.

Moral of the film: Teeheeing child cannibals get their heads blown away or smashed into a burning fire.

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Luv.ithere
Luv.ithere
January 22, 2021 12:45 pm

Thank you kindly. Been trying to find this for a bit. Loved the woman and darling as well. Y’all kick the glutes

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
January 22, 2021 7:12 pm

Bloody hell yeah! Gore at its finest! Perfect addition EUM. Thanks!

Kevc
Kevc
Reply to  Chris Ramirez
January 24, 2021 8:50 am

Darlin is the best of the bunch

Kevin
Kevin
January 22, 2021 8:48 pm

Thanks EUM Enjoy all your movies,this one strange ending but good movie.

GimmeDisturbingShitPls
GimmeDisturbingShitPls
January 22, 2021 10:08 pm

Ohh aye this one was bloody brilliant !

8.9/10 If it’s just a single movie

Although it ended in a way that can be easily continued

9.5/10 if they gonna continue it in a 2nd part.

Also 2009 film, so is there maybe already a sequel to it?

Hyrd Charli
Hyrd Charli
Reply to  GimmeDisturbingShitPls
January 23, 2021 12:23 am

This was the first of a three part series. Offspring, the 2nd is The Woman, and the 3rd is Darling I believe.

GimmeDisturbingShitPls
GimmeDisturbingShitPls
Reply to  Hyrd Charli
January 24, 2021 12:57 am

Wow thanks for the info , I already seen ‘The woman’ and if that would be the 2nd part my question remains, what happened to the baby from the one of Offspring

Eaten By Wolves
Eaten By Wolves
Reply to  GimmeDisturbingShitPls
February 4, 2021 3:20 am

i think it gets eaten by wolves. the woman left it for dead. It’s not in ‘The Woman’ so yeah it starves to death or is eaten by wolves.

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
Reply to  GimmeDisturbingShitPls
February 1, 2021 8:03 pm

That info about the sequel is in the texts under the film. Pay attention Daniel-san.

Scott
Scott
January 23, 2021 2:26 pm

Just a really poor movie all around. Poor acting, poor plot. It’s pretty much the same movie as ‘Woman’. Why must it be filmed with such poor lighting? What a ridiculous waste of 80 minutes.

Farfadet Kennedy
Farfadet Kennedy
Reply to  Scott
May 16, 2021 11:50 pm

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Jakamo
Jakamo
Reply to  Scott
January 6, 2022 3:08 am

Umm…The Woman is the sequel to this (both books by Jack Ketchum), so yeah the plot is similar.

Okdoomer
Okdoomer
January 23, 2021 3:51 pm

Yesss, ever since I read the book last summer I’ve been dying to see this. Thanks yo!

Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary
January 24, 2021 12:17 am

Never knew The Woman was a sequel. Thanks for uploading both movies!

Tom C
Tom C
January 24, 2021 12:36 am

That was an okay watch – if you’re stuck for a quick no-brainer filler this fits the bill – sort of like Wrong Turn – you don’t watch it for the Oscar! 🙂

Daniele Giangregorio
Daniele Giangregorio
January 24, 2021 1:42 am

Good surprise with this one. Gory entertainment, however FX are poorly made.

Esseff
Esseff
January 24, 2021 8:27 am

I was looking forward to this film, but left a bit let down, a great book, good idea just poorly executed.

Kevc
Kevc
January 24, 2021 8:53 am

The last in the trilogy ‘Darlin’ is by far the best