Turistas (2006)
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AKA: Paradise Lost
Directed by: John Stockwell
Starring: Melissa George (Pru), Olivia Wilde (Bea), Josh Duhamel (Alex), Agles Steib (Kiko), Beau Garrett (Amy), Desmond Askew (Finn)
Country: United States
Language: Portuguese (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:40
Genres: Trafficking
Plot – Spoilers:
Melissa George from Triangle is part of a group of tourists in Brazil when their bus overturns. They make their way down to a party beach that seems to be full of friendly flesh. But unsurprisingly, things go downhill.
Turistas promises, but by the end, when enough shit doesn’t happen to all the right people, it isn’t too surprising for a movie that stars Olivia Wilde.
the way her head hit that rock was undeniably funny.we got robbed so we decided to throw rocks at little kids,that doesn’t sound nice now does it?ofc the kids were asking for it,tryna get that reaction so that they can act all innocent in front of their parents and get these idiots in more shit.what a bunch of pussies,i would’ve jumped first,before anyone even said anything about going in -_-.swimming under that waterfall with him seems like a terrible business deal.bats are cute as shit man spiders also with their cute lil eyes ????.
i once played with a baby bat in my yard,my mom thought it was a bird or something so she let me.that is until she realised that it was indeed a bat and threw it over the fence.that’s not the worst part,the worst part is that there was a god damn cliff behind the house so that was a very unlucky day for that little dude.i still think of him sometimes.the thought of him landing on some rocks cracks my heart ????????.
tbh i could hold my breath longer than them and air is the last thing i ever inhale i can outrun them too .the question is am i stronger or is my pain tolerance higher?both tf ????.what happened?what do you think happened?dumb bitch got hit by a rock ????????????????????????????.oh my they’re literally the epitome of stupid .aand it gets worse.i swear these people have no brain ????.
in conclusion this entire movie is just a long ad for flights.