Turistas (2006)
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AKA: Paradise Lost
Directed by: John Stockwell
Starring: Melissa George (Pru), Olivia Wilde (Bea), Josh Duhamel (Alex), Agles Steib (Kiko), Beau Garrett (Amy), Desmond Askew (Finn)
Country: United States
Language: Portuguese (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:40
Genres: Trafficking
Plot – Spoilers:
Melissa George from Triangle is part of a group of tourists in Brazil when their bus overturns. They make their way down to a party beach that seems to be full of friendly flesh. But unsurprisingly, things go downhill.
Turistas promises, but by the end, when enough shit doesn’t happen to all the right people, it isn’t too surprising for a movie that stars Olivia Wilde.
Omg i remember this movie
Surprised it’s categories as a effed up movie though, wasn’t that gore
Thx a lot for this one, I enjoyed it very much, 7.5/10 easy
Not to sound like a sensitive bitch, but the comments section on here lately has been so bad I haven’t been checking back as much as I used to. Well, I decided to have a look at what was added recently but instead came across people insulting each other. It’s just fucking annoying…some people actually come on here to watch movies, not to lash out at random strangers in the comments section. I don’t believe in censorship but somebody probably should moderate the comments a little. Off-topic conversations, usually about how dumb someone’s opinion is or how annoying Jews and Europeans are don’t belong here. Also, there is no need to call someone an incel just because you don’t agree with them. And please stop with all the xenophobia generally. Let me just say that most of you supposed “Americans” were Europeans a couple of centuries ago.
I know people are probably gonna respond to this by calling me a cunt or an incel or whatever derogatory term is trending now. Well fuck it. Something has to be said. I can’t be the only person who thinks that these comments are getting annoying now.
We don’t like censoring comments because at what point do you stop, without appearing to be taking sides? Especially on a site like this.
We also don’t log users which one particular individual seems to have taken advantage of, while running riot over the last few weeks under different usernames. The person has been blocked now it appears, and we’ll see how things go for a while before deciding what next.
Thanks.
hostel on the beach – would have liked to see more organs being removed – but thats just me
not bad but formulaic despite an interesting premise
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This had a really good build up. But then it turned into a prolonged escape scene. 10 minutes of people swimming is a bit too much.
The only comments that are annoying are the ones from the people who come here with the audacity to criticize a website that regularly uploads movies to watch…FOR FREE. If you have a negative review for a film or want to exchange some hateful words with another user then by all means… (I find the comments to be hilarious sometimes–Dr. Lecter you make me giggle). People who hate on the admins of this site, though, I hope you bleed to death from your assholes.
ReallyJess…. it really makes my day, you saying that. Even when I’m roasting someone, I try to apply humor. I, like you, get riled up with the self-entitled parasites who believe the world revolves around them. It pisses me off to no end that they feel the need to bash our admins not catering specifically to them. The audacity of these….. children. And that’s exactly what they are. Spoiled little brats, the lot of ’em. And then there are the ones that launch personal attacks for no apparent reason other then they can’t do it in real life. That’s when my teeth come out, so to speak. Like Karen up there. “I don’t believe in censorship… but censor these people because I don’t like what they say.” That right there is a personal attack on each and every visitor of this site. Toe the line or Karen will make you go away. There are entirely too many people like this in the world today…. and I want to have each and every one of them for dinner. And you are most certainly invited.
I just want to say I really love this site and I respect the admins highly and for all they do. My older brother found this site years ago I was 16 and I’m now 18 and I still come here and so does my brother and friends of ours. Even though I might not like every movie I watch here I still know that is chance to happen. I have made a comment a while back about a movie I didn’t even watch but because it was said to have animal abuse in it I freaked out and others were not to happy with me because I did and I know I shouldn’t have especially without even watching the movie. That was stupid of me and I wish I wouldn’t have left that comment because I honestly sounded like a insane fool. I am very sorry to admins for being so stupid and disrespectful. I really love this site and I try and watch movies when I can but it’s hard sometimes because I’m senior in highschool and I been slammed with homework and studying and then just other family shit so this site is my escape and relax time. Honestly most of the movies here I never even heard of so it’s awesome. I am very sensitive and get pretty emotional but I try not to be. I just feel people shouldn’t talk shit about the site or the guys who run it. If you don’t like a… Read more »
You know what, I read the film description and if I don’t like the sound of it, I scroll on by, no moaning as someone might like it so it’s there for them. Thank you for everything you do admin gurus – I’ve seen some of the classics for the first time due to this site and also found some hidden gems I’d never have thought to watch – keep it up!
Thanks Admins! F those other people.
Judging from the comments I was expecting a shitty movie but I gotta say this was surprisingly good for its genre. The acting was good throughout its length which kept me entertained. This wasn’t a gore movie but it had some well made gore scenes. It’s perfect for people who love dark movies without crazy torture porn gore. I enjoyed this. Thanks effedup
JAJAJA…… I WAS IN BRAZIL AND THEY DRIVE LIKE THAT…..BUT TRADE IN ORGANS…I DONT THINK..IT´S MOST LIKELY IN USA THAN BRAZIL…..
This was scary but I found The Ruins 2008 way more terrifying. Great site EUM. Thank you
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I love this site. What would be a help would be a page that lists the films as added to the site. That way I could be sure I don’t overlook new releases.
It’s an ok movie. When it came out in Brazil, where I’m from, some people were furious for the way they depicted us.
I enjoyed it.
I couldnt see shit for 1 hour on the end so it was irritating,a pity because the first part was entertaining
Your all a bunch of fucking idiots
the way her head hit that rock was undeniably funny.we got robbed so we decided to throw rocks at little kids,that doesn’t sound nice now does it?ofc the kids were asking for it,tryna get that reaction so that they can act all innocent in front of their parents and get these idiots in more shit.what a bunch of pussies,i would’ve jumped first,before anyone even said anything about going in -_-.swimming under that waterfall with him seems like a terrible business deal.bats are cute as shit man spiders also with their cute lil eyes ????. i once played with a baby bat in my yard,my mom thought it was a bird or something so she let me.that is until she realised that it was indeed a bat and threw it over the fence.that’s not the worst part,the worst part is that there was a god damn cliff behind the house so that was a very unlucky day for that little dude.i still think of him sometimes.the thought of him landing on some rocks cracks my heart ????????. tbh i could hold my breath longer than them and air is the last thing i ever inhale i can outrun them too .the question is am i stronger or is my pain tolerance higher?both tf ????.what happened?what do you think happened?dumb bitch got hit by a rock ????????????????????????????.oh my they’re literally the epitome of stupid .aand it gets worse.i swear these people have no brain ????. in conclusion this entire movie is just… Read more »
Organ harvesters chase dumb gringos in Brazil. Long chase scene in an underwater cave is just boring. There are a few memorable moments in the film but overall it’s a snooze fest. One bit of advice. Don’t take the bus. Take the plane. 2 stars.