Turistas (2006)

Option 1Option 2

Avg Rating: 3.5 / 5. Voted: 19

No one cared thus far. Do you?

AKA: Paradise Lost
Directed by: John Stockwell
Starring: Melissa George (Pru), Olivia Wilde (Bea), Josh Duhamel (Alex), Agles Steib (Kiko), Beau Garrett (Amy), Desmond Askew (Finn)
Country: United States
Language: Portuguese (Eng Subs), English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:33:40
Genres: Trafficking

Plot – Spoilers:
Melissa George from Triangle is part of a group of tourists in Brazil when their bus overturns. They make their way down to a party beach that seems to be full of friendly flesh. But unsurprisingly, things go downhill.

Turistas promises, but by the end, when enough shit doesn’t happen to all the right people, it isn’t too surprising for a movie that stars Olivia Wilde.

46 thoughts on “Turistas (2006)

  • January 20, 2021 at 12:30 pm
    Permalink

    Omg i remember this movie
    Surprised it’s categories as a effed up movie though, wasn’t that gore

    Reply
    • January 20, 2021 at 1:58 pm
      Permalink

      This site has been getting progressively worse / less gory for a while. There are a few good movies left, but this guy mostly uploads crappy slasher movies and low-budget shockploitation. I can imagine its down to the freaks and incels that make up most of this sites traffic.

      Reply
      • January 20, 2021 at 4:56 pm
        Permalink

        The site isn’t called goremovies.com.
        And congratulations on coming to a site called effedupmovies thirsting for gore, while expertly dodging being a freak or an incel 🙂

        Reply
        • January 20, 2021 at 7:53 pm
          Permalink

          ^ the polite way of telling someone to fuck off;)

          Admins, thanks for the constant work n updates u all put into this site tho. Fwiw I think the films have been fine lately, and there’s been more of em to boot, so thx again!

          Reply
          • January 23, 2021 at 9:56 pm
            Permalink

            Totally agree … Don’t look or watch iffa ya don’t like …

        • January 26, 2021 at 10:48 am
          Permalink

          Lol I was even thinking “this isn’t a gore site tho”

          Reply
      • January 20, 2021 at 9:22 pm
        Permalink

        Well then, you can go elsewhere rather than leave negative comments. No loss for those of us who appreciate this website and the great work the admin team does.

        Reply
      • January 21, 2021 at 3:16 am
        Permalink

        Says the incel freak….. You should probably stick to masturbating to animal torture porn then.

        Reply
      • January 22, 2021 at 2:52 pm
        Permalink

        I think sadly, most of the real extreme films are already uploaded, and that they are just popping regular horror on to keep traffic in the site

        I think Unearthed Films are one of the few studios still spending sensible money on genuine extreme horror

        Reply
        • January 22, 2021 at 4:04 pm
          Permalink

          Disagree. We’d rank very low on search engines for regular horror or gore movies. So that wouldn’t serve us too well, if that were the idea.

          Maybe Turistas wasn’t the best choice, but surely we’re allowed a few mistakes 🙂

          We just indexed potential movies for this site from our collection, and there are over 1500 movies that we believe will fit in here. So not running out of ideas.

          Sometimes, I think people are confused about what this site is. It’s not only about gore. We’d like to explore a lot of the other categories too.

          We’re slow with the posts because we need to encode the movies to lower sizes for people who watch on their phones or others with bandwidth problems. And the subs are inevitably always a nightmare as they’re rarely in sync or contain errors and one of us needs to actually watch the movie with the subs ON, to fix them.

          Thanks.

          Reply
          • January 22, 2021 at 6:39 pm
            Permalink

            Well, I can’t stress enough how good of a job you guys do. Your choice of movies. The captioning for us hearing impaired old farts who enjoyed our rock and roll a bit too loud when we were younger… and for those of us who don’t speak the language the film was produced in. The comments section and the lack of draconian censorship. The patience you show to the spoiled brats who feel the need to criticize the free gift your hard work creates…. You’re my heroes. I love you all madly and I want to have your children.

          • January 23, 2021 at 4:52 pm
            Permalink

            I certainly didnt mean it as an insult if you took it that way, i just meant that there are a finite amount of the crazy out there extreme horror, that alot of people associate with Effedup, and that there are more films being added, I for one are happy that you have added ones outside this, as i have seen many films i wouldnt of without that

          • January 23, 2021 at 5:10 pm
            Permalink

            All ok 🙂

        • January 23, 2021 at 2:17 am
          Permalink

          Seriously, you think this website has even scratched the surface of all disturbing films in existence? Fucking loooool, oh you sweet summer child.

          Reply
          • January 23, 2021 at 4:54 pm
            Permalink

            Don’t worry, i am very well versed in fucked up movies and extreme horror, i was just making a point that the very extreme 1% of horror isnt as mass made like the less extreme horror

            There is also an issue with what people consider “effedup” as it is (as stated above) not just or even only about gore, there are many films that are completely fucked up that are not gore feasts for sure

      • January 28, 2021 at 12:07 am
        Permalink

        You take one of the movies that most people would consider the most effed up, A Serbian Film…that isn’t a gore filled movie. But it is certainly effed up. This site doesn’t cater to just one person so what one doesn’t find effed up, someone else will.

        Reply
  • January 21, 2021 at 1:04 am
    Permalink

    Thx a lot for this one, I enjoyed it very much, 7.5/10 easy

    Reply
  • January 21, 2021 at 10:16 am
    Permalink

    Not to sound like a sensitive bitch, but the comments section on here lately has been so bad I haven’t been checking back as much as I used to. Well, I decided to have a look at what was added recently but instead came across people insulting each other. It’s just fucking annoying…some people actually come on here to watch movies, not to lash out at random strangers in the comments section. I don’t believe in censorship but somebody probably should moderate the comments a little. Off-topic conversations, usually about how dumb someone’s opinion is or how annoying Jews and Europeans are don’t belong here. Also, there is no need to call someone an incel just because you don’t agree with them. And please stop with all the xenophobia generally. Let me just say that most of you supposed “Americans” were Europeans a couple of centuries ago.

    I know people are probably gonna respond to this by calling me a cunt or an incel or whatever derogatory term is trending now. Well fuck it. Something has to be said. I can’t be the only person who thinks that these comments are getting annoying now.

    Reply
    • January 21, 2021 at 10:24 am
      Permalink

      I think you misspelled disney+ dude. Bahaha

      Reply
    • January 21, 2021 at 11:32 am
      Permalink

      I believe comment section is completely unnecessary here. It simply does not serve any purpose, However we need to keep the rating stars. As you mentioned people are here to watch a Movie and that’s it.

      Reply
    • January 22, 2021 at 5:56 am
      Permalink

      Ummm. You don’t have to read the comments, you know.

      And, of course, there’s the classic “I don’t believe in censorship, BUT…”

      Yes, you certainly do or you wouldn’t have brought it up, Karen.

      Reply
    • January 22, 2021 at 9:48 am
      Permalink

      Yeah, agree 100%, some of the comments here are nastier than some of the movies but this being an uncensored site it gives some people the chance to vent their frustrations, kind of an emotional release from their everyday lives. Some comments are quite funny and some cringeworthy, but each to their own. You could not talk like this on other platforms so I guess this is the place for it.

      Reply
  • January 21, 2021 at 1:45 pm
    Permalink

    We don’t like censoring comments because at what point do you stop, without appearing to be taking sides? Especially on a site like this.

    We also don’t log users which one particular individual seems to have taken advantage of, while running riot over the last few weeks under different usernames. The person has been blocked now it appears, and we’ll see how things go for a while before deciding what next.

    Thanks.

    Reply
    • January 21, 2021 at 5:47 pm
      Permalink

      Thanks for the awesome collection and keep up the good work. Keep duckin and dodgin the onslaught of keyboard commandos.

      Reply
    • January 22, 2021 at 6:01 am
      Permalink

      You guys really do an awesome job here, and I have asked a couple times ow about making a donation.

      I would be more then happy to do so… . and quite honestly, if you were to impose a slight monthly fee of lets say $5 or $10 a month, I’ll bet the comment section would become self policing. PLUS it enables us to truly show our appreciation.

      Massively flamed for suggesting a paying membership in 5…4…3…2…

      Reply
    • February 9, 2021 at 4:35 pm
      Permalink

      Actually it would be cool if you could create an account and make your own lists of movies, add favorites etc

      Reply
  • January 21, 2021 at 5:47 pm
    Permalink

    hostel on the beach – would have liked to see more organs being removed – but thats just me
    not bad but formulaic despite an interesting premise

    Reply
  • January 21, 2021 at 11:44 pm
    Permalink

    There should be more of this kind of unique websites. Whether if its bad or good movie, it still has been entertaining and enjoyable to visit. Thanks EUM for all your dedicated hard work. Majority of us still appreciate them. Gracias amigo!

    Reply
  • January 21, 2021 at 11:46 pm
    Permalink

    This had a really good build up. But then it turned into a prolonged escape scene. 10 minutes of people swimming is a bit too much.

    Reply
  • January 22, 2021 at 9:39 am
    Permalink

    The only comments that are annoying are the ones from the people who come here with the audacity to criticize a website that regularly uploads movies to watch…FOR FREE. If you have a negative review for a film or want to exchange some hateful words with another user then by all means… (I find the comments to be hilarious sometimes–Dr. Lecter you make me giggle). People who hate on the admins of this site, though, I hope you bleed to death from your assholes.

    Reply
  • January 22, 2021 at 5:58 pm
    Permalink

    ReallyJess…. it really makes my day, you saying that. Even when I’m roasting someone, I try to apply humor. I, like you, get riled up with the self-entitled parasites who believe the world revolves around them. It pisses me off to no end that they feel the need to bash our admins not catering specifically to them. The audacity of these….. children. And that’s exactly what they are. Spoiled little brats, the lot of ’em. And then there are the ones that launch personal attacks for no apparent reason other then they can’t do it in real life. That’s when my teeth come out, so to speak. Like Karen up there. “I don’t believe in censorship… but censor these people because I don’t like what they say.” That right there is a personal attack on each and every visitor of this site. Toe the line or Karen will make you go away. There are entirely too many people like this in the world today…. and I want to have each and every one of them for dinner. And you are most certainly invited.

    Reply
    • January 24, 2021 at 8:11 am
      Permalink

      Dr. Lecter, I read your posts in my head as if they are narrated by…well… Dr. Lecter himself 😉 I highly recommend this to anyone else who reads them. If you are inviting me as a dinner guest and not, um, dinner…well I am blushing now <3

      Karen, not to sound like an insensitive bitch, but I couldn't care less if you never came back here. Your whiney posts are quite boring. Who complains about the comments section then specifically revisits JUST to read the comments? Loser.

      Reply
      • January 24, 2021 at 10:14 am
        Permalink

        Good evening, ReallyJess… it would be an honor to have have you as my guest… to enjoy an evening of fine dining, exceptional music, stimulating conversation and enchanting company. Only the finest in on the menu… and that voice inside you head?

        That would be me telling you to relax my dear. I only enjoy dining on the rude. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.

        Reply
  • January 23, 2021 at 4:50 pm
    Permalink

    I just want to say I really love this site and I respect the admins highly and for all they do. My older brother found this site years ago I was 16 and I’m now 18 and I still come here and so does my brother and friends of ours. Even though I might not like every movie I watch here I still know that is chance to happen. I have made a comment a while back about a movie I didn’t even watch but because it was said to have animal abuse in it I freaked out and others were not to happy with me because I did and I know I shouldn’t have especially without even watching the movie. That was stupid of me and I wish I wouldn’t have left that comment because I honestly sounded like a insane fool. I am very sorry to admins for being so stupid and disrespectful. I really love this site and I try and watch movies when I can but it’s hard sometimes because I’m senior in highschool and I been slammed with homework and studying and then just other family shit so this site is my escape and relax time. Honestly most of the movies here I never even heard of so it’s awesome. I am very sensitive and get pretty emotional but I try not to be. I just feel people shouldn’t talk shit about the site or the guys who run it. If you don’t like a movie then OK cool but don’t bash the site. I love it and can’t wait until I can really just chill and watch movies. I just want to thank you so much admins for this site and all you guys do. You are wicked killer awesome and many of my friends are so in love with this site too. Thanks from all of us. And if anyone wants to make fun of me or call me names because my comment then knock yourself out I really don’t give a shit

    Reply
    • January 24, 2021 at 9:50 am
      Permalink

      Why would they want to call you names or make fun of you, Chase? Yours is a very thoughtful comment, and very well written. Kudos to you.

      Reply
    • January 24, 2021 at 2:46 pm
      Permalink

      You don’t need to apologize for anything you type here.

      Reply
  • January 23, 2021 at 10:38 pm
    Permalink

    You know what, I read the film description and if I don’t like the sound of it, I scroll on by, no moaning as someone might like it so it’s there for them. Thank you for everything you do admin gurus – I’ve seen some of the classics for the first time due to this site and also found some hidden gems I’d never have thought to watch – keep it up!

    Reply
  • January 24, 2021 at 2:40 am
    Permalink

    Thanks Admins! F those other people.

    Reply
  • January 25, 2021 at 9:21 am
    Permalink

    Judging from the comments I was expecting a shitty movie but I gotta say this was surprisingly good for its genre. The acting was good throughout its length which kept me entertained. This wasn’t a gore movie but it had some well made gore scenes. It’s perfect for people who love dark movies without crazy torture porn gore. I enjoyed this. Thanks effedup

    Reply
  • January 26, 2021 at 11:37 pm
    Permalink

    JAJAJA…… I WAS IN BRAZIL AND THEY DRIVE LIKE THAT…..BUT TRADE IN ORGANS…I DONT THINK..IT´S MOST LIKELY IN USA THAN BRAZIL…..

    Reply
  • January 28, 2021 at 7:43 pm
    Permalink

    This was scary but I found The Ruins 2008 way more terrifying. Great site EUM. Thank you

    Reply
  • January 29, 2021 at 8:49 am
    Permalink

    So….
    THANK YOU,
    THANK YOU and
    T H A N K Y O U FOR ALL!

    Reply
  • March 5, 2021 at 6:34 pm
    Permalink

    I love this site. What would be a help would be a page that lists the films as added to the site. That way I could be sure I don’t overlook new releases.

    Reply
    • March 6, 2021 at 2:19 am
      Permalink

      The first 7 posts on the home page are the newest ones.

      Reply
  • March 6, 2021 at 11:01 pm
    Permalink

    It’s an ok movie. When it came out in Brazil, where I’m from, some people were furious for the way they depicted us.
    I enjoyed it.

    Reply

Please do not post Requests here

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

error: bad mouse!